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My Fat Body Artwork - Why I Love Being Obese!
First of all, I hope that nobody here will be offend by my artwork, in the form of cartoon drawings depicting extremely obese people.
I happen to be a fat person myself. I'm 56 years old, 5 ft 6 in tall and I weigh close to 400 pounds, and I love being fat, and I would be perfectly happy and contented if I were to get even fatter. I find extreme obesity to be quit erotic!
Before I we come to my drawings, here is a photo of me. I'm using Photo Bucket to host all of my images from my web site.

This one was taken back in April of 2007 when I weighed about 375 pounds, and now I'm about 400 pounds, and loving every pound of it!
I measure 56 inches around my chest, 64 inches around my waist, 70 inches around my hips which spread out to almost 80 inches around when I'm sitting down, and I'm 36 inches around my thighs.
Ever since I was a kid, I was always fascinated by really huge fat people, and I remember how much I liked fat people. I liked fat people so much that I wanted to be a fat person when I grew up, and I got my wish I'm happy to say.
I'm especially fascinated by how we fat people come in so many different shapes. Some fat people are kind of "apple-shaped" being bigger around the belly than around the hips, while some fat people are "pear-shaped" being much bigger around the hips and thighs. Women tend to be more pear-shaped, but I have also seen some pear-shaped men as well, otherwise, a lot of fat guys tend to be more apple-shaped, and most fat people are proportional with the fat being more evenly distributed.
Now, on to my cartoon drawings of fat people . . . . . . .
My next cartoon shows a rather extreme example of an apple-shaped fat man and a pear-shaped fat person.

Yes, I once saw an apple-shaped fat guy who's belly was about twice as big around is his hips, and he had large breasts, or man boobs, or what we fat guys call "moobs" and he had fat arms and skinny legs, and his arms were actually bigger around than his legs. It really does happen. My drawing is an extreme case where his arms are bigger around than his hips!
I enjoy everything about being fat, yes, even some of the struggles and the challenges of living as a fat person. I'm fascinated by almost every aspect of obesity. The struggle to get up out of my bed when I first wake up in the morning, the sensation of heaviness on my feet when I'm out walking and having to sit down often to rest for a couple of minutes, and even the fact that I have difficulty reaching around behind myself, so when I'm in the bathroom, I have to use a pair of tongs as a tissue paper holder in order to wipe back there.
Yes, I like that too! To me, it's no worse than having to wear eyeglasses to correct my vision, or having to walk with a cane, or for a person who is hearing impaired to need a hearing aid. I just happen to be such a fat-ass that I need to use a pair of tongs as a tissue paper holder! No big deal!
The first one is a cartoon of myself growing fatter and fatter in my quest for the ultimate obese body.

I don't like wearing dark colors. I prefer light cool colors, or bright happy colors, because bright colors make us fat people look larger.
The next pictures are of me growing fatter and fatter reaching the weight that I would really love to achieve someday, if possible.

And some more of myself setting new records, and being the first human being to weigh a ton and more!

Now I think it would really be cool to actually achieve this much obesity! I would absolutely love it!
My next cartoon drawing depict the ultimate perfection of the pear-shaped body and the apple-shaped body.
First, what I see as the perfect pear-shaped male or female body.

And now, the perfect apple-shaped male body.

You notice that the apple-shaped man has gone bald on top of his head while still only in his teen age years. That is the best time for a young man who loves growing fatter and fatter to start going bald, because it make him look older than 21 years so that he will be able to go into any liquor store to purchase beer and he won't need to show an ID card to prove that he is old enough to drink booze. That way, he can get a good head start on growing his huge round beer belly.
Now, if one is going to be obese, medical experts say that it's better top be pear-shape rather than apple-shaped, because upper-body fat is more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat. Being apple-shaped puts on at a much higher risk of Type 2 Diabetes and hear disease, while being pear-shaped is much safer.
Yeah, being apple-shaped may be more dangerous, but it's also a Hell of a lot more fun! Your shirts won't completely cover your belly, and your pants will slide halfway down on your butt so that you'll go around out in public, showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack. I would love to be more apple-shaped, even if it is more dangerous, because it's more fun, but I'm slightly pear-shaped, or more proportional, and there is nothing I can do to change that.
Of course, being extremely pear-shape is also a lot of fun, like the guy in the next picture below.

And here he is on the beach!

With that huge lower belly, or groin, hanging down below his knees, it is physically impossible for him to engage in sex or even have an erection because his belly hangs down over his "male equipment" and that also sound like fun. I would like that too! I would enjoy the way it must feel!
Also, pear-shape men look good in clothes while it's very hard for apple-shaped men to put on a decent suit of clothes, as depicted in the next picture below.

Naturally, it will also be really impossible for these guys to use a Laptop Computer, so they will have to use a Belly-Top Computer instead, as in the next picture below.

The next picture shows what I believe every pear-shaped man or woman should strive to achieve.

The next one is really cool. I love this guys attitude! Way to go! Fat Boy!

And next, here is what every happy glutton really needs!

Here is another good example why upper-body fat is so much fun!

Imaging having a huge pair of love-handles that are much wider than your hips, and even hanging down over your hips!
Wow! I just love these love-handles!
Now that would be like totally awesome!
The next pictures are some improvements I made in my own Yahoo Avatars.

And another one.

This guy is too fat to wear anything at all!
And now, here are some cartoons that I found around the Internet. I took the originals and added my own improvements, and some that were in black and white, I color enhanced, and so, you can see the original version, and my own improvements. For some reason, I really get off on making these guys lose hair while gaining weight, having receding hairlines and expanding waistlines. Fat and bald just naturally goes good together.
Heres the first one in the series.





The next one below shows how we fat people change our attitudes with time.

In the first panel, he orders a diet soda, but in the second panel, again, after gaining weight and losing hair, it's no use kidding himself anymore, so instead of ordering a diet soda, he orders a double thick malt. Why fight obesity? Don't fight it! Feed it!

There has been a few lawsuits against some fast-food restaurants in recent years as depicted in the next picture below.

In the first panel, he says he wants to sue for millions of dollars, but in the second panel, after gaining even more weight, and losing some hair, and about to lose his pants, he now wants to sue for BILLIONS of dollars! YEAH RIGHT!!! Like, good luck with that! Fat Boy!!!


That talking scale is now a screaming scale!
Now, I really love the next one below.

Nobody tells me when I've had enough! I'll be the judge of that! I'll eat as much as I damn well please. I have no desire to lose weight, and I don't want to lose my freedom to eat as much as I please. I would much rather lose my hair and my pants!


Yeah, looks like Mr. Spock has put on some weight. Now we really know how Scotty got rid of all the tribbles!
Gee! I thought that all Vulcans are vegetarians! Guess not!
The next one says it all, since it's the basic theme of this forum post. It's all about gaining weight and losing hair, having a receding hairline and an expanding waistline. Most men try to remedy hair loss, but this is an elixir to make you go bald and gain weight.
I'll take 10 bottles, please!

And finally, another good reason why being apple-shaped and having a massive upper body is so much fun. Especially on the beach!




Well, I hope you all enjoyed my art exhibit.
Please let me know what you all think of it.
Thank you.
Last edited by Fat Man; June 4th, 2008 at 05:51 PM. Reason: Needed to add some more comments.
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June 3rd, 2008 #2You need to work on your anatomy.
And editing other artists work, is not done.
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June 3rd, 2008 #4better than any and every Young British Artist work.
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June 3rd, 2008 #5uuhhhh..... Troll.
June 3rd, 2008 #6Lord I pray this is a troll. :|
This isn't good at all. Have you looked at anyone's work around here and compared it to your own? Oh wait, there is no comparability here. This is on such a degenerated level that the only way it computes in my mind is "lolhobby."
I don't see that you plan to move on anywhere. This certainly seems like a death girth showcase rather than "hey I'm here to achieve _____, ______, and _____." And considering half of it is trace overs of actual works, that's a total no-no. Please keep your copyright violations to yourself.
You need to take a serious look at all the artist galleries on top of the page, and then, if that's not enough, the sketchbooks around here. You'll clearly realize this doesn't even stand. If you want to learn, pick up a book and ask for critiques like there's no tomorrow. If you don't, well... I'd use the don't let the door hit you line, but I'm dubious of how plausible that situation is now.
June 3rd, 2008 #7I can't decide if this is epic win or epic fail..
June 3rd, 2008 #8Moved.
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June 3rd, 2008 #9
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Something about this reminds me of Henry Darger.
At least Icarus tried!
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June 3rd, 2008 #10Is there a de-motivational forum on this site?
'cus I think I've just lost the will to draw, eat and live
June 3rd, 2008 #11this is what happens when entirely too much time is put towards a stupid idea.
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June 3rd, 2008 #12This is officially the strangest thread on the entire tinterweb at this moment in time.
June 4th, 2008 #13Hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaa
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All of these drawings I have created using my Paint application on my computer, and believe me, it's not easy drawing with a mouse!
Now, I do have a lot of freehand sketches that I have made that are much better, and eventually I will be putting them up as soon as I get a new scanner to replace the one that quit on me last year.
In the meantime, I'm waiting for my rebate check to come in, and I'm going to upgrade my computer by replacing my second hard drive from a 30 gigabyte to a 250 gigabyte, and some more upgrades as well.
But I'm definitely going to get a new scanner.
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June 4th, 2008 #16this guy is my new hero
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June 4th, 2008 #17I cant find the right words to express how this thread makes me feel

June 5th, 2008 #18Teach me, oh Great One!
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please mum, make the bad man stop!

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June 7th, 2008 #21everyone is beautiful tra la laa .. in their own way. la la tra
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June 7th, 2008 #22I love this guy.
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OK, here is my latest one. You ladies here might like this one!
Guys might want to tar and feather me!

With all of this talk going around about our current "obesity epidemic" here is one possible future outcome.
A woman will "wear the pants" in the family because a guy won't be able to keep his own pants from falling down, so men will just stay home and eat and sleep and drink beer while women will go out and work and rule the world and the home.
Men will be fat and lazy and helpless creatures and will need to be taken care of by the women, so in the future, women will be both simultaneously the master over the man and a servant of the man.
Yes, women will become both master AND servant!
Ironic, isn't it!
OK! Now get me a beer, Woman!!!
June 8th, 2008 #24Dude.....wait, what?
This is the single strangest thread I've seen on this site in a long time.
I....I just can't think of a good response to this.
June 8th, 2008 #25This is amazing. Good job, sir. Keep up the hard work and lulz.
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June 8th, 2008 #26I think this is a hoax.
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June 8th, 2008 #28No way dood.
First of all...drawing over someone else's work to make your own= big no no. Create your own works and comics, don't cop out and steal someone else's.
Second of all, you seriously need to improve your artwork. Hand drwa it and then take a picture or something but don't post a ms paint picture in here, please.
I was really hoping that this would turn out to be a hoax. I was even hoping that he accidentally posted in here and you were really aiming for some yahoo forums. This subject matter isn't even close to what we all are interested in here. I'm amazed
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June 8th, 2008 #29
What!? Philistine! Can't you see this man's blatant artistic genius? Look at the line weights, the colors, the lossy jpgs I am completely FLOORED by the quality of this man's work and I can't believe for a second that you would belittle that. '
I mean on his last drawing, look at the ass on that woman. Look at the beautiful full lines, the creases in the lower abdominal area that hang damn near towards her knees.
-starts crying- you meanie! How could you insult this great artistic master!?

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