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    Man, I would love that job.


    "So, what do you do for a living?"

    "LOLcats"

    "lol, whut?!"

    "Exactly."

    'Cuz life is full of your regrets, and I should be one...
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    I hate lolcats with every fiber of my being. It's quite possibly the lowest form of humor, made popular only by its ease of writing by any chimp with a keyboard who wants to crank out 500 pictures with “im in your plants eating your soilz” and cant be bothered putting any effort in.

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    ^^

    Cat pictures with funny captions, I like. I'm saving that one =D

    What I hate is the never ending variation of "I'm in your noun verb your noun". Congratulations, you found a picture of a cat on a keyboard and came up with the witty caption "I'm on your keyboard reading your emailz". Bravo, here's a badge to show off your accomplishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake Kobrin View Post
    An I thotz r jobz wuz ez!

    I can haz dream Job?
    "u can haz" stupidity. You know what I've noticed? Almost everything that seems good at first is negative in the long run, and anything that's hard or unappealing at first is eventually beneficial.

    Getting drunk is fun, eating candy is fun, loling at lolol is funny lol, videogames are fun and productive.

    Physically pushing yourself is hard, work isn't fun, a disciplined mindset doesn't allow for 'funnayz lololol'

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    "I'm on your keyboard reading your emailz".
    That sounds like a terrible LOLcat.

    Obviously not all LOLcats are brilliant, just like not all art is pretty. Some are good, some suck, some don't make sense at all. But try not to judge them on their worst examples, because as you said, any idiot can slap text on a picture.

    It's not (or shouldn't be) indicative of the entire LOL genre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuppyKitten View Post
    But try not to judge them on their worst examples, because as you said, any idiot can slap text on a picture.
    I guess it just irks me because I've seen countless forums dedicate entire threads to that same terrible lolcat joke, seemingly engineered on purpose so any moron can join in. One picture after another of "I'm in your noun verb your noun", each person more and more chuffed they were able to jam three words into a picture. Got a picture of a cat in your couch? Then write that he's in your couch stealing your change!
    Ugh, put some effort in.

    I’ll be quiet now

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    I hate lolcats. All them stupid, illiterate people taking lots of crappy, fuckin' photo's of their fuckin' cats and thinking how cute it would be to fuckin' caption it...
    get a fuckin' life...

    (I have nothing against cats, btw)

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    beats posting useless crap on teh web W/O getting paid, tho...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molly View Post
    I hate lolcats. All them stupid, illiterate people taking lots of crappy, fuckin' photo's of their fuckin' cats and thinking how cute it would be to fuckin' caption it...
    get a fuckin' life...
    That's fuckin' funny.

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    beats posting useless crap on teh web W/O getting paid, tho...
    No, getting paid to turn your mind into a liquid brick is on the same level as getting paid to have sex in front of a camera, although that does the job just as well.

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    lol turantulas anyone?

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    Hahai drawerz a cat lollzz0rz many lopls abound a picture of a cat with impact text love it i just love it take pictures burn them drown them in black tar heroin and inject them in my scrotum let it pop pop lkeet the skeet skeet be lolcats i want to be one with it i want to be one with the internet, ihad a humor but i crapped it on the street corner after getting an enema behind a street corner from a guyt for a six pence lol many lol cats with rriiting nothin quite ticleks my lolbone like a little cat with some writing hehe cats with writing inst the internate great oh wait i mean "Grate" hehe just a lil typo its unny cause thats not how its spelled

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    Every time you 'can haz', god kills a lolcat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by light View Post
    Hahai drawerz a cat lollzz0rz many lopls abound a picture of a cat with impact text love it i just love it take pictures burn them drown them in black tar heroin and inject them in my scrotum let it pop pop lkeet the skeet skeet be lolcats i want to be one with it i want to be one with the internet, ihad a humor but i crapped it on the street corner after getting an enema behind a street corner from a guyt for a six pence lol many lol cats with rriiting nothin quite ticleks my lolbone like a little cat with some writing hehe cats with writing inst the internate great oh wait i mean "Grate" hehe just a lil typo its unny cause thats not how its spelled
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    I like lolcats.

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    wow. there ae some good ones out there. others are just plain stupid. it's not really the caption that makes them funny to me, it's the odd poses people catch their cats in. and sometimes you can look at one of the pics, and not get it till you read the caption. but, i like them when they are good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davi View Post
    fuck lolcats.
    angreh davi is angreh

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckWeisel View Post
    angreh davi is angreh
    no, just horney

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    ggesh, sum1 waked up on wrong bredside.

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    i have like a hundred of the good lolcats on my comp here at school. i thinmk they can be a great and fun way to brighten your day. if they are good.

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    Im gonna start my own funny cat trend..Imma call it O.M.G. Cats

    (oh mah gosh cat )

    JL, Im in yur post, deletin yur ded kat pichurs

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    Ok that pic was actually kinda funny.

    "I iz liken it"

    There really are a lot of very bad LOLcats out there....I think your O.M.G. Cats would be "kewl" JL.

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    Im not for animal cruelty..btw...

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    Good, cuz that's funny, but creepy. kan any1 siegh roadkillz?

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    haha that was "lol" Elwell

    meh..might as well...not all internets are legendary..

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    Allright, Radical countermeashures must be put into position people!

    If you cat shows any of the two symptoms, it may be growing up to be a lolcat, beware of the following.

    ...um....we need a list of Lolcat sympoms...

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