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    Wink Are you giving 100% ?

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    HOWEVER:

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

    In conclusion.... I better get started!

    lol

     


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    HOLY SHIT I DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING!!!!

    JACOB KOBRIN
    10+1+3+15+2+11+15+2+18+9+14 = 100

    Sweet!

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    ZZZZZZZZ
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    -z

    Last edited by Justin.; March 27th, 2008 at 02:00 AM.
     

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    One hundred and one percent, biatch.

     

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    hey jake, sup! someone lifted your lounge ban..? does Davi know youre in here...? *looks around and whispers* dude, Manley might kill you..

     

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    Isn't it enough that this type of spam meme gets distributed via e-mail . Or are your CA.org Lounge posts some obscure exit point of your e-mail trash folder.

    And if you really wanted to start ass kissing here then starting this thread was not really an optimal choice (hint: there is a whole sub-forum under Finally Finished for that).

     

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    Do you ever get the feeling our overly competitive society makes us neurotic?

    I don't believe anybody gives a 100 percent because at least 30 percent of the time you gotta eat, sleep, brush your teeth, wash your cloths, take a shower, feed your pet, take a dump, talk to your friends, get into arguments, search for sex, have sex or masturbate, avoid conflict...............there so much shit in life, how can you give a 100 percent to anything?

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    Well, it seems someone gave a hundred percent on finding decade old spam. That thing is so old, it was used as a joke at the last supper.

    FUCK YOU YA PRETENTIOUS DICKS!! BAN ME!!
     

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    Ah, that made me laugh so so much. So true as well. Attitude is like a flat tyre; it needs to change if you want to go anywhere. But attitude is no substitute for competence.

    Quote Originally Posted by HunterKiller_ View Post
    One hundred and one percent, biatch.
    lulz. I didn't expect you to say biatch.

     

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    you best be joking

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake Kobrin View Post

    lol
    This should answer that question...

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake Kobrin View Post
    HOLY SHIT I DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING!!!!

    JACOB KOBRIN
    10+1+3+15+2+11+15+2+18+9+14 = 100

    Sweet!
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    Laziness is good enough for most people (105) - Although I can't pull that off...so I'll have to live with who I really am:

    My screen name (Alzorath: 101) is more me though... because yea, my First + Last name only adds up to 90 *sigh*

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    You know what gets you the farthest though?

    Fucking the boss
    6+21+3+11+9+14+7 + 20+8+5 + 2+15+19+19 = 159%

    FUCK YOU YA PRETENTIOUS DICKS!! BAN ME!!
     

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    Ananda = 35% T_T

    Max Challie = 88% T_T

    Maximilian Ananda Kenoelani Challie = 271%

     

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    someone do one for "make a bad thread in the lounge"

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by light View Post
    someone do one for "make a bad thread in the lounge"
    = 225%

     

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    Ţîrcomnicu Eugen Tiberu = 223% =)

     

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    James Makepeace Boswell

    10+1+13+5+19+13+1+11+5+16+5+1+3+5+2+15+19+23+5+12+ 12=
    234% Bitchess!

     

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    I eat, shit and sleep....and if I'm lucky have sex. So, that takes up 40 percent of my day.

    Are you giving 60 percent?
    That seems pretty good?

    I hate these bombastic giving a 110 percent bullshit raw raw raw boora boora cheerleader pom pom threads. I think it's unrealistic.

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    The only thing better than necroing a stupid joke thread is taking the premise seriously...


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