# Thread: Are you giving 100% ?

1. ## Are you giving 100% ?

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

HOWEVER:

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

In conclusion.... I better get started!

lol

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4. HOLY SHIT I DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING!!!!

JACOB KOBRIN
10+1+3+15+2+11+15+2+18+9+14 = 100

Sweet!
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7. One hundred and one percent, biatch.

8. hey jake, sup! someone lifted your lounge ban..? does Davi know youre in here...? *looks around and whispers* dude, Manley might kill you..

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Isn't it enough that this type of spam meme gets distributed via e-mail . Or are your CA.org Lounge posts some obscure exit point of your e-mail trash folder.

And if you really wanted to start ass kissing here then starting this thread was not really an optimal choice (hint: there is a whole sub-forum under Finally Finished for that).

11. Do you ever get the feeling our overly competitive society makes us neurotic?

I don't believe anybody gives a 100 percent because at least 30 percent of the time you gotta eat, sleep, brush your teeth, wash your cloths, take a shower, feed your pet, take a dump, talk to your friends, get into arguments, search for sex, have sex or masturbate, avoid conflict...............there so much shit in life, how can you give a 100 percent to anything?

12. Well, it seems someone gave a hundred percent on finding decade old spam. That thing is so old, it was used as a joke at the last supper.

13. Ah, that made me laugh so so much. So true as well. Attitude is like a flat tyre; it needs to change if you want to go anywhere. But attitude is no substitute for competence.

Originally Posted by HunterKiller_
One hundred and one percent, biatch.
lulz. I didn't expect you to say biatch.

14. you best be joking

15. Originally Posted by Jake Kobrin

lol

16. Originally Posted by Jake Kobrin
HOLY SHIT I DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING!!!!

JACOB KOBRIN
10+1+3+15+2+11+15+2+18+9+14 = 100

Sweet!
George Lubinski=154

More proof I could use a vacation.

17. Laziness is good enough for most people (105) - Although I can't pull that off...so I'll have to live with who I really am:

My screen name (Alzorath: 101) is more me though... because yea, my First + Last name only adds up to 90 *sigh*

18. You know what gets you the farthest though?

Fucking the boss
6+21+3+11+9+14+7 + 20+8+5 + 2+15+19+19 = 159%

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Hahahahah! I love these kinds of things! Sometimes that is true... hahah!

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