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    What's the deal with Elwell?

    Elwell seems to be getting the honor of having two thumbnails at the top. Is it because of his ripe, raucous commentary? Or his elegant equestrian images?
    Obvious troll is obvious


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    I vote both.
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    one for him, one for his massive genitals.
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    i hear Elwell can paint a masterpiece just by looking at a canvas. this leaves him enough time in the day to solve world hunger and create world peace.

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    i hear Elwell uses a rattle-snake as a condom

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    i hear his skin is like velvet to the touch..

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    I heard elwell found a cure for cancer
    I also heard his balls are as big as car tyres
    the man has class, that's fo' sure

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    i heard elwell is none of the above

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    i heard Elwell is called "ice cream" by the ladies because he can come in five flavors.

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    Elwell's a dude? o,o
    Self-improvement is masturbation, Self-destruction on the other hand....

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    I heard Elwell went to a buddhist temple on a mountain top, and the monks started asking Elwell for advice on life...
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    i heard Elwell can bend steel with his nostrils, and that his turds are 24 carrat gold.

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    God promised to spare Sodom if he could find just ten good men inside. He only found Elwell and while he spared Elwell, God had no choice but to destroy the whole friggen city. Elwell didn't mind and painted this scene on the way out.

    What's the deal with Elwell?

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    Thanks jason, you just made me laugh at a genocide.

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    I heard Elwell once hit Chuck Norris in the face.

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    They had to install new escape signs for him...
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    I heard Elwell once........ I have Nothing.

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    That's my brother Elwell and my other brother Elwell.

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    one time, Elwell single-handedly saved 12 orphans from a flaming building. he then let the homeless urchins suckle from his chocolate teats, curl up and take refuge in his luxurious locks of hair, and tour the countryside with him, singing songs and playing pan flutes.

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    i heard elwell doesn't like hyperbole

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    the first thumbnail is elwell, the second thumbnail is 'the elwell in all of us'. Become one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Manley View Post
    God promised to spare Sodom if he could find just ten good men inside. He only found Elwell and while he spared Elwell, God had no choice but to destroy the whole friggen city. Elwell didn't mind and painted this scene on the way out.
    Hmmm, that's not what I heard. I heard that God found that Elwell actually counted as ten good men and was enough to spare the town. The people of Sodom were ecstatic, and put Elwell on a piedestal to celebrate his vanquishing God.

    When he was put on high for all of the town to see, the town's virgins, never having laid eyes on such a glorious man, all erupted in spontaneous combustion. Thus burning the city down to rubble.

    The rest is as you heard...
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    guess who jizzed all over that sodom painting?
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hyver! omg laughing so hard right now!

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    i heard Elwell was immortal; throw him out the window he won't fall to his death cause he's light as a feather, stab him on his hard body he gets a sharp boner that stab u right back...


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    Shouldn't there be three Thumbnails for Elwell. One for each of the Holy Trinity. Your Father, The Sun and the Wholly Right!
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    Jesus christ was born in 1968 before Elwell

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    God may have created Chuck Norris, But Elwell created God.
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    Sorry hyver, i'm gonna ruin your joke by pointing out the obvious. But i felt it needed some visual aid.

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    Once Chuck Norris, Jesus and Elwell walked over water,
    until the water became Elmell and the other two drowned.

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