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    Worst Movies...EVER

    Guys...I have to know if there is anyone who have seen worst movies then I have..And I'm talkin movies that were meant to be serious...

    I mean these movies are soo terrible that they are tolerable to watch only amongst your friends to crack jokes...for if you saw it by yourself your prolly would chuck the piece of shit movie out the window, after the first 15 min...

    There are 2 movies that are soo bad they are funny...The worst of them all...STREET ZOMBIES....
    ..wow, rent it, no words can describe it!!!(please read some of the Amazon reviews, hilarious)

    This has the coolest cover..and made me buy it(i actually bught it today, but am selling to my friend who happens to own Street Zombies)and expected a kick ass Japanese Good vs Evil flick with cool fight scenes... but little did i know...i was in for MORE ZOMBIES....
    ..never judge a book by it's cover....

    I've seen other bad movies, that would make your nose hairs curl, but rent these...if you would like i would tell you other terrible movies..

    And list your bad movies if you are not to embarrased to share..with ocvers if possible

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    Equilibrium

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    lol...i didnt mind equilibrium...it was more interesting than reloaded....


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    Hm, I liked Equilibrium and recommend it, not strongly, though. But I enjoyed it for what it was and had no complaints when the flick was over (I'm looking at you, Reloaded) Whether this is a result of low expectations going in, I don't know.

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    "Rollerblades" ... a movie from the end of the 70īs/ beginning of the 80īs. Dunno if this is the english title, too. Strange postapocalyptic stuff with girls with knifes on Rollerskates (the old ones) and not a trace of actors ... the monster looked cheaper than anyone can imagine. A movie that would have made Ed Wood cry.

    We had it for a good laugh nut Iīve never seen it again. I even didnīt find anything about it on the web.

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    Originally posted by Alex Gering
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    Dude i said bad movies, not super fuckin awesome movies...

    In all seriousness, what do youthink sucked about it...it had a relatively small budget, and did a killer job....

    And to say that movie sucked, you have yet to watch Street ZOmbies..*shudder*

    Originally posted by ceenda Space Jam
    Space Jam, although it blended Animation and the"Real World" nicely..the movie was kinda boring..

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    last bowl of crap i watched was Ghost Ship.

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    Originally posted by JOSHUATHEJAMES


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    Worst Movie Ever!

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    I'll have to watch it to judge...it has to be worst then Street Zombies, to be Worst movie ever..

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    Dungeons and Dragons had to be perhaps THE worst movie I have ever laid eyes.

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    Code Red (2001). Predator and Independence Day in a blender with a lot of "funky" acting and an alien that looks like Enemy Mine. OH ! And bandages ON TOP of camouflage suits.

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    I'm gonna go with "Leslie Nielsen's Stupid Little Golf Video" it's not like a "bad" movie you can make good by just trying to forget the stupid plot like the really weird "Men at work" or you can have fun by laughing at how stupid it is like "Under Siege 2" or "The Postman"... it's nothing like that. It's ghastly!


    If I had to describe the experience... Well, It's like watching a wounded animal slowly and painfully die. It's anything but an enjoyable experience. I felt really bad after I watched it. I actually heard from my cousin that it was the worst movie he had ever seen.. but I was like "Hey guys, there's this dumb movie we should pick up and have a good laugh"... And that was the last thing I remember before it happened.

    You can watch it ... but I'm warning you, you'll never be the same. :nopity:

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    Ever seen "Night of the Terror of the Attack of the Dawn of the Revenge of the Evil Mutant Subhumanoid Zombies. Part 2"? ... I think I got the title right...
    anyways it was made in the early 80's when the copyrights ran out on Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" ... they just took the whole movie and striped it of a soundrack and added their own stuff.. and clips of the filmakers eating donuts... (some would hate it.. I love it)

    "Son of Blob" is bad
    "Attack of the killer Shews" (dogs with shew costumes on)
    "Robot Jox" very racist movie (funny as hell.. and good stop motion)
    "Laserblast"
    ... I'll have to look thru my collection more...

    but I like bad movies so I gotta see all the ones people are mentioning in this thread..


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    True - Ghost Ship was truly awful, but The Tuxedo was flat out the worst in recent memory - I would have walked out, but I was at home.

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    BATTLEFIELD EARTH

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    We now return you to Bullit already in progress...
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    Well, it wasn't the worst movie I ever saw BUT...


    I really, immensely disliked "the Usual Suspects"

    Why... I thought it was amazingly predictable. I turned to my buddy and said... "Spacey is Soze'" he laughed... then later he said "When did you see it?" I said I didn't it was readily obvious he was..


    BUT the WORST movie EVER was...

    "Bolero" with Bo Derek.

    Fell asleep twice. BUT I did get to see Olivia D'Abo naked. That was nice...

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    ack, i have to agree with the dungeons and dragons. i think i watched 10 mins of it then changed channels. i was flipping ahead to see what was on and im like cool D and D since i like more medievil sort of movies. it ended up being totally off and crap.

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    The funniest horrible movie in recent memory has got to be XXX with Vin Diesel.
    I saw it at home with friends and gotta say the mocking potential on this movie is impressive;

    -Vin emoting horror and disgust while staring at a brick wall.

    -Vin lusting after the only unattractive woman in the room. I was convinced she was the director's (or producer's) girlfriend.

    -"I have some thing to tell you , I'm a spy." 'I have something to tell you too, I'm a double secret mega spy.'

    -The quick cuts to cute children and happy couples during the final, climactic scene. Priceless.
    Recommended with parties and alcohol.

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    holy crap.. jwo wins!!



    btw. on the subject of XXX, did anybody see the shot outside the restaurant where the camera looks in through the glass window! YOU CAN SEE THE REFLECTION OF THE DIRECTOR AND THE CAMERAMAN!! I didn't even see the window at first, just this fat guy in a red jacket with headphones and a huge camera by his side. And then I see that there's a gothic window oround them. It pissed the fuck outta me! Spent about 15 minutes just wondering how the hell anybody (especially when you're making the film) could miss it!

    oh well

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    Any movie with Dolph Lundgren is a pretty safe bet for shittiness, but "Bridge of Dragons" is by far one of his worst. I saw it on late night cable and then bought it for $1.99 from Walmart because I had to own proof such a terrible movie existed. There is a scene where he's shooting a machine gun at a bunch of commandos, it cuts to a shot of the commandos being blown to hell when a gas can is struck by his gunfire, then he turns to the side and starts firing at more bad guys, where it replays THE EXACT SAME EXPOLSION FOOTAGE with the same actors and all.

    Another runner up, The Garbage Pail Kids movie. I played this for some friends thinking they would find it GOOD bad, as I did, but instead they banned me from ever picking our movies out for life.

    Oh, and I agree with XXX being pretty fucking bad, though the line "Bitches, leave!" had me cracking up for about 20 minutes so at least it's got that in it's favor.

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    that is HIGHlarious kortez!!!

    now i'll have to go rent the move just to see that part.
    hahahahahahahaha

    the only bad movie i can think of is a movie i saw in the 80's called "Flesh Eating Mothers".

    truely a must see

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    You know but that you go on.
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    street fighter. the movie. i win.

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    aint nothing wrong with space jam.

    but i am wary of this http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/loo...sbackinaction/

    cuz i hate Jenna Elfman with alot of my fibers of being.

    but yo


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    hehe.. I was about to say Howard the Duck.. but it was great in that bad kinda way..
    and you can't beat that awesome stopmotion monster at the end.. that thing was done excelently


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    Oh Jesus, thanks for reminding me about Cool As Ice. "Ditch the zero and get with the hero." Yeah, I saw that shit.

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    I absolutely HATED The Hulk.
    I felt sick in my seat watching it.
    Alot of others liked it, but I was bored out of my mind.

    Keep in mind that I havent been watching movies for long, so I missed out on most of the horribly bad ones from the early 90s =P


    BTW, Equilibrium kicked fucking ass.
    I hope you were just saying that to stir up controversy.

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