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    Cow C.O.W. - #097: Testicle Lurker

    C.O.W. - #097: Testicle Lurker


    Round #097

    Topic:
    Testicle Lurker

    Deadline:
    Tuesday, 04th September 2007





    - for any questions or help go here:
    http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=37512

    note: The deadline won't be EXACTLY after a week...it can last up to 24 hours more, i am human and have to work also, you know

    Post your creature for this week!

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    ADDITIONAL INFO

    - No individual or character!

    - Creature must be fully inside a testicle (doesn't need to be human one )

    - Post your final entry hosted on an external webserver...NO ATTACHED IMAGES!!!


    Last edited by Fozzybar; August 28th, 2007 at 09:29 AM.
     

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    Oh man...XD AWESOME theme!

    I dun have time to draw anything fer it tho, and oh, HI IM NEW throw things at me ^_^

    ...Ill try to draw, but then there's the added pressure of trying to measure up to all the incredible artists on here...

    ...I swear I didnt steal the beans...
     

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    testicle lurker??!!TESTICLEEEE!!!
    So the creature lurks testicles?

     

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    I know I'm expected to make a lurid, self-referential comment about this one. However, I think exhibit some Vulcan self-restraint in the service of altruism and decline.

    I do have a question: Fozz, does it actually have to live inside the testicle? Can it just lurk around the testicle?

     

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    No....inside please! This makes the whole thing more creepy

     

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    Will be interesting to see how people are managing to draw the environment

     

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    So really what you're saying is that it eats sperm.

    Just how creepy do you want this to get? We may have to age restrict access to the polling thread this round.

     

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    You have a twisted mind Foz

     

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    whose twisted idea for a theme is this?

    i think the age restricting thing should be considered...haha

    i mean TESTICLE!!!!

     

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    hahahahahaha

    I like this one, you are sick!

    Cheers

    M

     

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    Fozzy you bastard! I love testicles! Inspiration for the topic is much easier for the guys here. All guys have felt that third lump terror in the shower.

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    This might be the WORST TOPIC EVER here at COW! It's the kind of stuff a professional would not want to post on their portfolio.

     

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    dragon4lunch:
    This might be the BEST TOPIC EVER here at cow! It's the kind of stuff a professional would want to have as a cover for their portfolio.

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    Maaaan, last week CHOW had the robotic gigolo, and now this?

    Heh, maybe I should just try not to be such a prude...

     

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    ouch, this gives me thoughts of the chest exploder in aliens, lol, this could get messy pld:

     

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    And another thing: everybody should check out Lennart Nilssons photography.
    C.O.W. - #097: Testicle Lurker

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    I simply don't have the balls...

     

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    well if i had a full size baby inside mine, i wouldn't either

     

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    Wait....huh...testicle lurker...really?? Hold on lemme scroll back up to the top to check the title....Yep, yep that definitely said testicle lurker. Well, for once I have absolutely nothing to say about a CoW. Good luck all and hang loose.

     

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    wtf! haha. Right, definitely put up a warning for minors Foz


    Right, I don't think I can do this one...my imagination just isn't working right, maybe if I see some of other peoples ideas for inspiration neways...~


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    Show me youre nuts

     

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    I think I'll have some fun with this one

     

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    Isn't that "the fourth lump terror"?

    What do I know I can't even read instructions

     

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    For the name of everything that can swim, this topis is really...
    SICK!

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    Augh... just thinking about whatever kind of creature would reside in some poor bastard's balls makes me want to cross my legs, and I'm not even a guy. Good luck everyone. D:

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    Hey, what's the matter guys....we already had topics like Anal Parasite and Shit Eater, this is just the logical continuation of this series

    Nexus
    Where are your usual thoughts and infos about the subject....give us some insight on testicles...

     

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    For you kiddies who don't know what testicles are or don't own a pair yourself;

    testicle
    ---noun
    1. testis.

    testis
    ---noun
    1. the male gonad or reproductive gland, either of two oval glands located in the scrotum.
    2. The reproductive gland in a male vertebrate, the source of spermatozoa and the androgens, normally occurring paired in an external scrotum in humans and certain other mammals.
    3. An analogous gland in an invertebrate animal, such as a hydra or a mollusk.

    lurk
    –--verb
    1. to lie or wait in concealment, as a person in ambush; remain in or around a place secretly or furtively.
    2. to go furtively; slink; steal.
    3. to exist unperceived or unsuspected.
    4. Chiefly Computers. to read or observe an ongoing discussion without participating in it, as in an Internet newsgroup.
    –--noun
    5. an underhand scheme; dodge.
    6. an easy, somewhat lazy or unethical way of earning a living, performing a task, etc.
    7. a hideout.


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    what ? ok ...... ... ok ..... WHAT ??? that is sick ok im not shure if im in butt if i do that then im sick too

     

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    lets get this party started...

    C.O.W. - #097: Testicle Lurker
    this seccond one is a ball with a bit of cancer inside If I got it right. Also Im not sure there is seamen inside the balls, correct me if Im retarded.
    C.O.W. - #097: Testicle Lurker

    and a huge doctor penis poster for your enjoyment....



    I hope I dont make anyone unhappy with them links.

    Im not that sensetive to pics but that last one doesnt make me feel very good in mi belly...

     

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