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    what the... "reviews" for lazer tag guns that hurt my brain

    i was surfing teh internetz for a decent lazer tag system that me and my friends could get into. i found one such gun that looked promising, and so started searching for reviews written by owners of the gun, to help me out with my choice in buying or not. all i found was stuff like this..

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    .. i started reading them, thinking they were genuine. i got about 5 words in, and then ROFL'd.

    sigh.. so does anyone have any experience with lazer tag systems that they can recommend? i would love to have a MILEs system, but most of the necessary parts are sold out, plus im not really that competent in soldering, let alone circuitry. the guns you get in those portable lazer tag companies are pretty awesome, but it seems that nobody is selling them second hand - i would need something like 25K to get a starter kit for a business, but i only want a few guns :/


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    two works, paint ball
    lazer tag never really got my interest because you arent dealing with a genuine projectile, plus there is really no fear involved in getting your ass pelted.

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    well, if its impact youre after, there are lazer tag systems that use electric shock as punishment for being hit, but im not sure of their range or reliability.

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    all my laser tag stuff always quit working when i neeed it most stupid crap.. and those reviews are definitely computer generated.. or VERY badly translated - JAG
    it's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything..

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    yeah, i figured that. i found some actual reviews from real people on the guns themselves. they sound awesome! i checked out the tech spec, which includes 11 pre-programmed games, text messaging, AND a missile that physically fires, emitting an infra-red signal that has a wide spread and allows for multiple and simultaneous tags. this gun actually seems pretty decent! the only thing is i cant get it in australia unless i get it through ebay..

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    Well, I guess you could easily just ride isn't the great hole themselves might be go despite the would since the Christmas gift everyone could found among the purchase up to managing inside the Christmas.


    But if you still have no luck, why not get some supersoakers and fill them with active glowstick juice or some sort of phosphorescent liquid instead of water?
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    The reviews sound like they were written by a Markov chain algorithm. The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.

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    It reads like an Asian man had run a bunch of reviews through an online translator and posted them.

    This kind of stuff always makes me giggle.
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    snarf called it.
    computer generated,

    im sure you get spam emails like this.

    it is odd how ever that yu cant find genuine product reviews.

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