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    Who Likes Harry Potter Rumors?

    Because I've invented the best one yet.

    In the last book, in order to destroy Voldemort, Harry Potter goes back in time to when Voldemort was his age. He kills Tom Riddle but - oh no! - his time-turner breaks and he's stuck in the past. In order to cover up the murder and his time-traveling, Harry assumes the identity of the deceased Riddle. But the struggle with Voldemort has taken its toll on Harry, and the young wizard now sees it as his mission to cleanse the wizarding world of all potentially dangerous (read: all) wizards. And, without even realizing it, Harry Potter becomes Lord Voldemort. He is, at the end of the book, forced to take his own life to defeat the dark lord.

    This is absolutely the way Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ends. Absolutely.


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    I really, honestly, truly, could not care less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phaethon View Post
    This is absolutely the way Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ends. Absolutely.
    I think you've been reading too many DC and Marvel crossover "events."

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    I know how it ends...

    **SPOILER******

    DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE ENDING FOR YOURSELF....














    Harry & Ron wind up together after years of built up sexual tension.

    ****END SPOILER ALERT*****

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    Did you perhaps mean to post in Movie, Game & Music Talk? Yes?

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    - You care enough to post that you don't

    - Unfortunately, I don't read "teh comix" as the kids call 'em nowadays.

    - Yes, this happens too.

    - I was under the impression that Harry Potter was primarily a series of books, not games, movies, or music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainInsano View Post
    I know how it ends...

    **SPOILER******

    DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE ENDING FOR YOURSELF....














    Harry & Ron wind up together after years of built up sexual tension.

    ****END SPOILER ALERT*****
    Ron is a ginger, I dont see that happening fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phaethon View Post
    I was under the impression that Harry Potter was primarily a series of books, not games, movies, or music.
    Touché! Nevertheless it's still a better place for discussion of any gargantuan holistic multimedia franchise that happens to be primarily a series of books. It's where people who for instance could care less hang out.

    Oh what the hell - here are my predictions:

    - Magic will be explained in terms of midichlorians
    - Harry will be forced to arm the nuclear self-destruct system beneath hogwarts
    - CTHULHU
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    Dumbledore dies...again.
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    A good end for a nice story, really. But anyway I don't believe this is the last movie about Harry. Who knows
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainInsano View Post
    I know how it ends...

    **SPOILER******

    DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE ENDING FOR YOURSELF....














    Harry & Ron wind up together after years of built up sexual tension.

    ****END SPOILER ALERT*****


    bahaha...if thats doesn't sell out, i don't know what will.

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    Professor Kumbledick seduces mumple fumble, and they both cast spells on Harry's lover Shungleshingle, who in turn developes a nasty case of wibble wobbles and succumbs to the plagiarism of democles demostrius.

    Upon learning of this, Harry cries and fall off a step ladder impaling himself on the world's largest butt plug made of magical fairy crystal, causing an immediate if not subtley sexual vortex that pries open the eyes of the dead and spins the world THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

    Everyone vomits at the same time, and the world drowns in puke.

    The end.

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    for those who do want to read some rumours try-
    www.beyondhogwarts.com

    edit: oops typo cheers asoir
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    A fansite thats spelt hogwarts wrong? The audacity!

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    Snape kills Dumbledoor?

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    I'll take this opportunity to recommend that, if you haven't heard it already, you check out Wizard People, Dear Reader. I personally could not care less about the actual Harry Potter franchise, but I *heart* Wizard People.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phaethon View Post
    - I was under the impression that Harry Potter was primarily a series of books, not games, movies, or music.
    Crud, didn't we have a books forum? Am I crazy?

    Anyhoo, a thread like this is a reminder that it's nearly time for me to take my leave of absence from the internet. Last year, literally hours before I had book 6 in-hand, I saw a completely disguised spoiler on YTMND (and the spoiler was, unfortunately, 100% true) so I've vowed to turn off my net connection on July 21st and not resume until I've finished reading.

    It might just be the best thing I've ever done for myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Man View Post
    Professor Kumbledick seduces mumple fumble, and they both cast spells on Harry's lover Shungleshingle, who in turn developes a nasty case of wibble wobbles and succumbs to the plagiarism of democles demostrius.

    Upon learning of this, Harry cries and fall off a step ladder impaling himself on the world's largest butt plug made of magical fairy crystal, causing an immediate if not subtley sexual vortex that pries open the eyes of the dead and spins the world THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

    Everyone vomits at the same time, and the world drowns in puke.

    The end.
    Best rumor yet hehe.
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    heheh
    my theory

    Harry IS the last horcrux and in a flurry of self sacrifice he has to kill himself to destroy it.


    I hope he gets laid first.

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    I wish there was an interesting twist, this one is probably just going to end with "harry dies", doesn't pack a punch like snape kills dumbledore

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosrocks View Post
    heheh
    my theory

    Harry IS the last horcrux and in a flurry of self sacrifice he has to kill himself to destroy it.


    I hope he gets laid first.

    chaos
    My theory exactly I wonder if she actually will cop out and kill him to secure the Potter franchise...

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    i think you guys are forgetting that if harry is a horcrux harry would have to fight volde with 2 horcruxes still up (the part of voldemorts soul inside him, and the piece in harry)

    also voldemort was going to uses harrys murder for the horcrux, not his moms or dads murder. the spell backfired, leaving voldemort a spirit for a time. he never had time to to make a horcrux.

    also if this did happen volde would take on attributes that harry has. like how cause his snake is one of horcrux and voldemort is snake like in appearance.
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    Wizard People is amazing.

    Sorry if I didn't make this clear before, but the implication is that Harry-now-Voldemort decides to kill himself as a baby to prevent himself from growing up, going back in time, and becoming Lord Voldemort. Naturally, the spell backfires, setting up the events of the first book.

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    heh, I think voldermort is going to kill harry, but by doing so he kills himself also because he used the blood of harry to get alive and walking again.

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    Stop trying so hard guys, you don't even come close to the actual, as in, heavily debated rumors flying around out there.

    So sweeping aside the try-too-hard-humor, WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR BOOK SEVEN?

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    Harry gets shot by a sniper.








    Yes, just like Captain America.

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    Snape kills zombie dumbledore.


    Oh, and captain america wasnt sniped, that was just a coverup.. in truth he died from complications after a burst implant.

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    Harry gets shot by a sniper. Yes, just like Captain America.
    I read that the sniper is Captain America
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    Harry won't die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwell View Post
    Harry won't die.
    Proof plz.

    You remind me of that parent that lies to comfort their child... "Don't worry, the vet will be able to save Fluffy... once they peel him out of the tire treads..."

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