Overheard in New York

[LaPalida]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Some funny real overheard conversations.

Girl #1: I can't even talk to her anymore. All she does is sit in her room, smoke pot and sulk. It's pathetic.
Girl #2: That's kind of what I do.
Girl #1: Me, too. But it's okay, 'cause we're not fat like she is.
Girl #2: Totally!

Teen girl #1: I have to write an expository essay on something that has impacted my life.
Teen girl #2: Has anyone in your family ever died?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, but no one, like, close to me.
Teen girl #2: Do you have any, like, retards in your family?
Teen girl #1: No, but I did meet a retard one time... He was, like, really retarded, too. Maybe I'll write about that...

Ghetto girl #1: I love guys that can saaang!
Ghetto girl #2: Yeah, me too. They be marinatin' you. That shit's mad sexy.
Ghetto girl #1: Marinate? The fuck?! You mean 'serenate.' You's a stupid-ass bitch!

[Brendan N]

haha! My ego boost for the day, thank you.

[DavePalumbo]

20-something girl #1: Why do they call it 'Smart Water'?
20-something girl #2: Because it has electrolytes.
20-something girl #1: But does it make you smarter?
20-something girl #2: No! Does drinking Dr. Pepper make you a doctor? I don't think so!

oh shit, a new black hole to eat away my life has just opened up

[JAG.]

yeah there goes the rest of my productivity for the day.. thanks - JAG

[joelhinxman]

haha yea i think hito posted that a while back.
and thishttp://persistent.info/overplot/
which is funner.

my all time favorite is from the MOMA
security guy: i made that

[JAG.]

"Girl #1, in Spanish: Yesterday I saw the movie The History of Violence.
Girl #2: Hey, is that the one about the penguins?"

[Dougbot]

I was at a bachelor party in Vancouver BC a couple of weekends ago. We went to this club at about 1 in the morning. Over heard this at the front when we were getting patted down:

Pretty girl to rejected looking guy: "I know we fucked, but it's not like we had sex."

!

[Hookswords]

This site is excellent.

20-ish girl: Oh my god, your backpack has your initials on it!
20-ish dude: What? It's from high school...
20-ish girl: Jesus. The only thing I have from high school is herpes.

[jrr]

this site is like those geico commercials, i have no idea why people think it's funny.

[JAG.]

well i dunno about the gieco commercials, but this is just letting us in on dumb people having conversations and doing what they do best.. being dumb. - JAG

[joelhinxman]

Mom:Who do you think is going to be waiting for you in your bed when you get home?
little boy: Daddy
Mom:No, I mean...Who do you think is going to be waiting meowing when you see him?
little boy: Daddy

gieco commercials are not that funny.

[Professor Az]

Aw, c'mon! Cavemen are funny, in a Phil Hartman sort of way.... :wink:

This site has now officially put me next in line to be fired, as my productivity has fallen to next to nothing.

Outstanding! :confident

[asoir]

well i dunno about the gieco commercials, but this is just letting us in on dumb people having conversations and doing what they do best.. being dumb. - JAG
i'm not sure they're all supposed to be funny, its interesting