tyboogie
July 14th, 2003, 11:51 AM
I had to tell as many men about this as right after it happened, im sure you guys can appreciate it;)
ive been apartment hunting in the same neighborhood i currently live in (brooklyn NY) its teh first train stop into brooklyn on the L train(williamsburg), and its a very hip area. so I was looking at a share studio space near teh river and it was pretty cool. so after i saw the place i left the apt and in the hall this beautiful asian girl came up to me all excited and said "OH can you help me? I jut bought a table, its outside and i cant carry it into my apt by myself." ( i was like thanks god for droppin this in my lap)
( she was wearing a handkercheif over her hair, some colored lens glasses, a wife beater-with sports bra, and some tight blue jeans)
i said your roommates arent home huh? she said no my husband is away" ( DOH!)
so we go out to get the table and im looking at her and she pays the cabby and im thinking damn this girl looks really familiar./ i said " have we met, you look really familiar" are you famous or somn"? she 's like no im not famous" so i let it go ( BTW--she looked SOOO GOOD) she felt really familiar but i couldnt place her
so i help her carry this little table/dresser into the hall and the drawers are opening and were losing balance cus i had her friggin laundry in the other hand ( igrabbed the laundry on my own--she didnt ask me too) and were laughing and joking--it was beautiful.
so as were going into her apt the ROOMATES of teh apt i had just looked at came walking by to go outside and smoke. So as a joke i told them "yea im moving in with her now" . so we go into her apt and i look on the wall and theres a pic of her husband--he looked pretty hard--covered in tattoos
so i just helped her put the table down and was like alright take care and i left,, she said "thank you soo much"
as i walked outside and was like hey guys--and one of the girls was like "Dude, do you know who that was"?? and i was like "no but she looks familiar"
the answer my friends was TERRA PATRICK
the end.
(btw--not that anything would have happened--but im an ass for not asking for a glass of water in her apt so i could hang a bit longer)
her husband is EVAN the singer of BIOHAZARD
ive been apartment hunting in the same neighborhood i currently live in (brooklyn NY) its teh first train stop into brooklyn on the L train(williamsburg), and its a very hip area. so I was looking at a share studio space near teh river and it was pretty cool. so after i saw the place i left the apt and in the hall this beautiful asian girl came up to me all excited and said "OH can you help me? I jut bought a table, its outside and i cant carry it into my apt by myself." ( i was like thanks god for droppin this in my lap)
( she was wearing a handkercheif over her hair, some colored lens glasses, a wife beater-with sports bra, and some tight blue jeans)
i said your roommates arent home huh? she said no my husband is away" ( DOH!)
so we go out to get the table and im looking at her and she pays the cabby and im thinking damn this girl looks really familiar./ i said " have we met, you look really familiar" are you famous or somn"? she 's like no im not famous" so i let it go ( BTW--she looked SOOO GOOD) she felt really familiar but i couldnt place her
so i help her carry this little table/dresser into the hall and the drawers are opening and were losing balance cus i had her friggin laundry in the other hand ( igrabbed the laundry on my own--she didnt ask me too) and were laughing and joking--it was beautiful.
so as were going into her apt the ROOMATES of teh apt i had just looked at came walking by to go outside and smoke. So as a joke i told them "yea im moving in with her now" . so we go into her apt and i look on the wall and theres a pic of her husband--he looked pretty hard--covered in tattoos
so i just helped her put the table down and was like alright take care and i left,, she said "thank you soo much"
as i walked outside and was like hey guys--and one of the girls was like "Dude, do you know who that was"?? and i was like "no but she looks familiar"
the answer my friends was TERRA PATRICK
the end.
(btw--not that anything would have happened--but im an ass for not asking for a glass of water in her apt so i could hang a bit longer)
her husband is EVAN the singer of BIOHAZARD