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tyboogie
July 14th, 2003, 11:51 AM
I had to tell as many men about this as right after it happened, im sure you guys can appreciate it;)


ive been apartment hunting in the same neighborhood i currently live in (brooklyn NY) its teh first train stop into brooklyn on the L train(williamsburg), and its a very hip area. so I was looking at a share studio space near teh river and it was pretty cool. so after i saw the place i left the apt and in the hall this beautiful asian girl came up to me all excited and said "OH can you help me? I jut bought a table, its outside and i cant carry it into my apt by myself." ( i was like thanks god for droppin this in my lap)
( she was wearing a handkercheif over her hair, some colored lens glasses, a wife beater-with sports bra, and some tight blue jeans)

i said your roommates arent home huh? she said no my husband is away" ( DOH!)

so we go out to get the table and im looking at her and she pays the cabby and im thinking damn this girl looks really familiar./ i said " have we met, you look really familiar" are you famous or somn"? she 's like no im not famous" so i let it go ( BTW--she looked SOOO GOOD) she felt really familiar but i couldnt place her

so i help her carry this little table/dresser into the hall and the drawers are opening and were losing balance cus i had her friggin laundry in the other hand ( igrabbed the laundry on my own--she didnt ask me too) and were laughing and joking--it was beautiful.

so as were going into her apt the ROOMATES of teh apt i had just looked at came walking by to go outside and smoke. So as a joke i told them "yea im moving in with her now" . so we go into her apt and i look on the wall and theres a pic of her husband--he looked pretty hard--covered in tattoos

so i just helped her put the table down and was like alright take care and i left,, she said "thank you soo much"

as i walked outside and was like hey guys--and one of the girls was like "Dude, do you know who that was"?? and i was like "no but she looks familiar"


the answer my friends was TERRA PATRICK

the end.



(btw--not that anything would have happened--but im an ass for not asking for a glass of water in her apt so i could hang a bit longer)

her husband is EVAN the singer of BIOHAZARD

Blind
July 14th, 2003, 11:59 AM
You may want to go get a tetanus shot if you actually touched any of her laundry :cool:

tyboogie
July 14th, 2003, 12:07 PM
hahahahahaha

RONIN
July 14th, 2003, 12:17 PM
VERY COOL! I got to meet Evan some years back in college when they played a concert in Pittsburgh. I worked as a local/security and I remember him being very cool to all the guys working the show. One of my favorite shows is(was) OZ on HBO and he was great as Hoyt.

Coma
July 14th, 2003, 12:45 PM
Who is terra patrick?? :confused:


Edit: never mind... Google helped with the question.
all I can say is: so you met a professional . what's the big deal again?

jmascho
July 14th, 2003, 02:52 PM
Cool story ty. I just went to her website, and she claims to have A HOT OFFER FOR ME.



...and only me.

Avetice
July 14th, 2003, 04:40 PM
what the hell, i got that same offer, and i thought it was sincere too, i guess shes playin us for fools jmascho =/
damn
anyway, thats pretty cool,......so your moving into that apartment complex right?
you know
start hanging out
get some pictures

darkcult
July 14th, 2003, 05:23 PM
Tera Patrick is a beautiful, sexy, and extremely popular adult actress. But in addition to her booming porn career, she is also a nurse, has a degree in Microbiology, and has plans to persue her doctorate.

:D bwahahahaha...!!!

tyboogie
July 14th, 2003, 06:23 PM
hehehe

coma-
well if your not already familiar with her work the story isnt that special

i think im going to stay away from taht apt complex--too much distraction

Coma
July 15th, 2003, 01:53 AM
Well you sounded so excited I thought maybe you had killed her and ate the corpse. Oh well.

Na, not really into the porn thing. But to him his own.

sepulveda
July 15th, 2003, 05:59 AM
Tyboogie, you sound like such a dork being so exited about your story!!!......I would have done the exact same thing though.........:D