ILAEKAE! Drop that peanut butter!

[dogfood]

Poison peanut butter (http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2007/02/02-16-07tdc/02-16-07dnews-09.asp).

We don't want another "potato" episode.

[S.C. Watson]

I read "The Federal Drug Administration warned consumers to avoid certain peanut butter brands linked to salmonella" as "The Federal Drug Administration warned consumers to avoid certain peanut butter brands like salmonella" and thought, "well, what do they expect?" :nohope:

Never read the news before coffee.

And Ilaekae, Dogfood said put the peanut butter down...

[masque]

gods amighty. no PB??? i'll frikkin' stahv. STAHV, i tell ya!

[Justin.]

I was watching The Office last night... During a commercial, "The peanut butter recall you REALLY NEED TO HEAR ABOUT. In a few hours."

[jfwalls]

Personally, I wouldn't mind having some Salmonella. It sounds nice, and makes think of Redehlert.

[Carnifex]

some 100 kids near my sister's school had salmonella sickness (though i think it involved flesh rather than pb). i've never seen so many hospital cars move through the city at once.

[asoir]

When I was a young kid- actually who am I kidding, about 4 years ago- I used to think Salmonella was a ham :D

[masque]

i thought he was a greasy lounge lizard in a plaid suit.

[JAG.]

my boss went thru both kitchens with a garbage. and threw away everyones peanut butter... AND their jelly. and other condiments.. and most of the silverware we used. salmonella really oesnt taste that bad.. i've never heard the words 'peanut butter' used so often in one day. i'll just add this situation to the 'Most Ridiculous Things This Year' list - JAG

[magicgoo]

No joking at all -- There is a Sal Manila's Seafood Supply in our city. I seriously need to snap a photo of it one day.

[jfwalls]

Isn't salmonella what killed the dinner guests in the end of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?

[egerie]

Yummy... :/

*thinks of the best darn gambass shrimps she had and how she nearly didn't survived them*

[Brendan N]

When I was a young kid- actually who am I kidding, about 4 years ago- I used to think Salmonella was a ham :D

Don't worry mate. I still think it's a mutant fishfrog girl who speaks english in an annoyingly british accent.

"salmonella darling! feeding time!"

"oh toss i'! be ri' dow' mum! blimey."

- d.

[Rabid]

damn and peter pan is my favorite!

[dogfood]

Isn't salmonella what killed the dinner guests in the end of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?
It was... The Salmon Mousse!

M'goo, snap that photo!

[jfwalls]

It was... The Salmon Mousse!

Exactly! It was food poisoning. On a another note, that was the best grim reaper I've ever seen in a movie.

[masque]

salmonella is in food. eat food. die.

ergo, salmonella = food poisoning.

ah, the wonders of self-edjicayshun

[Rhynome]

Don't worry mate. I still think it's a mutant fishfrog girl who speaks english in an annoyingly british accent.

"salmonella darling! feeding time!"

"oh toss i'! be ri' dow' mum! blimey."

- d.

I still get confused with salmonella and semolina. Though I can never remember how to cook semolina, and the packet I do have is in Russian... along with any possible cooking instructions. And what's worse is that the Slavianskiy Bazaar (Place where it was bought) is gone now... so I can't buy any more of the semolina or anything else that was there, 'cos to be honest the only food I liked was the food I could get from there, and now it's gone... There was also the fun mystery side to it, 'I can't read cyrillic and even if I could I can't speak Russian. Ooooh, suspense! What am I going to eat tonight?'

Ahem, anyway, would that be annoyingly posh or annoyingly cockney? Salmonella does sound awfully awfully rather upper class.

'Yars maarther, some haarm saarndwiches with the craarsts caart orf would be orrfully delightful. Theur they aere not quite suited to myy amphibiarn metabolisarm, mummeh.'

[Brendan N]

I still get confused with salmonella and semolina. Though I can never remember how to cook semolina, and the packet I do have is in Russian... along with any possible cooking instructions. And what's worse is that the Slavianskiy Bazaar (Place where it was bought) is gone now... so I can't buy any more of the semolina or anything else that was there, 'cos to be honest the only food I liked was the food I could get from there, and now it's gone... There was also the fun mystery side to it, 'I can't read cyrillic and even if I could I can't speak Russian. Ooooh, suspense! What am I going to eat tonight?'

Ahem, anyway, would that be annoyingly posh or annoyingly cockney? Salmonella does sound awfully awfully rather upper class.

'Yars maarther, some haarm saarndwiches with the craarsts caart orf would be orrfully delightful. Theur they aere not quite suited to myy amphibiarn metabolisarm, mummeh.'

LOLOL!

mmm, I was thinking annoyingly cockney in an annoying posh house. You ever happened to see the family guy episode where some British folks move in next door. They have this little girl whom Stewie vows to teach proper pronounciation to. THAT accent haha. You know, it's actually her voice that makes it annoying. Accents only really become annoying when you can for the love of God not figure out what this dude is trying to tell you.

- d.

[Rhynome]

Sadly enough I haven't seen the episode, but I'm sure I'll hunt it down.

But what're you complaining about? Sith Ifricin.

[Brendan N]

*(to be read in horrifically disgusting boer-accent):*

Ai dirnt komplaain, Ai kan vhe langua..... speek. Ai kan speek, yu noe hay.

:P

- d.

[Quicksilver]

I still get confused with salmonella and semolina. Though I can never remember how to cook semolina, and the packet I do have is in Russian... along with any possible cooking instructions. And what's worse is that the Slavianskiy Bazaar (Place where it was bought) is gone now... so I can't buy any more of the semolina or anything else that was there, 'cos to be honest the only food I liked was the food I could get from there, and now it's gone... There was also the fun mystery side to it, 'I can't read cyrillic and even if I could I can't speak Russian. Ooooh, suspense! What am I going to eat tonight?'

Ahem, anyway, would that be annoyingly posh or annoyingly cockney? Salmonella does sound awfully awfully rather upper class.

'Yars maarther, some haarm saarndwiches with the craarsts caart orf would be orrfully delightful. Theur they aere not quite suited to myy amphibiarn metabolisarm, mummeh.'
Lmao!

Sorry, that's all I have to say.



.....post + 1 :^^:

[Crash]

Well, am i the only one that is worried about illkae not answering?

[Ilaekae]

...nope...

[dogfood]

I'd been routinely peeking in the windows. There was enough motion to convince me of life, but little explanation for the dozen-odd stuffed flamingos and the multitude of hole-ridden coffee cans...

[Ilaekae]

...lets not talk about the holes in the coffee cans...pleeeeeeze?...