View Full Version : Portrait Painting as advertised on TV...$100 a portrait.
NoSeRider
February 1st, 2007, 10:00 AM
http://www.everlyoriginals.tv/
How you think he do that?
Seedling
February 1st, 2007, 10:31 AM
Well. . . if he is fast, it's possible that he could do one of these a day. But even if he doesn't take weekends off, that's still not the best ever income. That suggests that he is using some other means to pump out lots of these in a hurry. They might be prints with some pigment smeared on top. Or maybe he is outsourcing to a workshop in China. In other words, he is running a scam. Anyone feel like calling the Better Business Bureau?
Elwell
February 1st, 2007, 10:34 AM
http://www.everlyoriginals.com/portfolio.php
Photoshop+Painter+canvas printer+an army of Kinkaid-style "highlighters"=sit back and collect the $.
asoir
February 1st, 2007, 10:49 AM
"Everly’s realistic style is reminiscent of those found in world class museums."
Funny guy
mwillustration
February 1st, 2007, 11:08 AM
they look like photoshop or some kind of third party plug-in filters to me.
or maybe quick cloned painter images using impasto effect.
either way, none of them are good, imo.
glikster
February 1st, 2007, 11:16 AM
at least this guy manages to get them to look good.
Art History Brush and Filters...
Microsoft's Impressionist filter is actually very impressive.
http://www.trimoon.com/
Aether
February 1st, 2007, 11:21 AM
Hahahah what a hilarious scam.
poise
February 1st, 2007, 12:02 PM
yikes! The picture of the girl with the dog is what got me, haha! why?
http://www.everlyoriginals.com/sample.php?sample_num=25
and.."Everly likes to paint every hair"
man-o-man so shameful.
Flake
February 1st, 2007, 12:13 PM
Today William Everly is America's number one portrait artist.
..............
Elwell
February 1st, 2007, 12:25 PM
yikes! The picture of the girl with the dog is what got me, haha! why?
"You can't imagine my joy!"
86324
Oh, I can imagine it, lady, but it's making me kind of ill...
poise
February 1st, 2007, 12:27 PM
haha! oy!
Prometheus|ANJ
February 1st, 2007, 12:35 PM
That position must be straining on her Triceps Brachii, or she has a tumor.
Dile_
February 1st, 2007, 12:51 PM
I like these a lot : http://www.everlyoriginals.com/testimonies.php lol
and i've never seen someone paint like this in a traditional way http://www.everlyoriginals.com/sample.php?sample_num=1
I am sooo inspired now.... yeah I better set up my own Site and learn how to trace photos in Painter :)
~Dile
magicgoo
February 1st, 2007, 01:18 PM
OMG, these are horrible! That dalmation looks 3-D around the edges. Tristan has the formula nailed. Blah. Scammers like this need to be exposed.
Elwell
February 1st, 2007, 01:31 PM
Look, you can apply for a job as a "studio apprentice!"
http://www.everlyoriginals.com/position.htm
Where's my resume, this looks like the opportunity of a lifetime!
Jens
February 1st, 2007, 02:30 PM
his palette is awesome, yellow, blue and green will do just about anything!
http://www.everlyoriginals.com/Studio.GIF
asoir
February 1st, 2007, 02:45 PM
what's next? cutouts? ;)
100$ please!
A.Cerasoli
February 1st, 2007, 02:57 PM
You get what you pay for. :bashful:
Donna
February 1st, 2007, 03:11 PM
Excuse me while I LOL :D
0kelvin
February 1st, 2007, 04:00 PM
Oh jeez.
At the very least he could colour correct the photos before "painting" them.
0kelvin
invinciblewombat
February 1st, 2007, 04:12 PM
they were selling these in the sam's club by my home, you gave them your digital photos and they mailed you the portrait. not sure if it was the same guy but they had some sample "oil paintings" there which was very clearly a filtered photo printed onto canvas.
bluefruitbowl
February 1st, 2007, 04:12 PM
You should know that when you voluntarily disclose personal information on the Everly Originals, that information can be collected and used by others and may result in unsolicited messages from other people.
.....
I feel really bad for the people buying this crap. Bad photoshop filtering and spam. Glorious.
Alexandr Pascenko
February 1st, 2007, 06:32 PM
kill them!
That fat kid
February 1st, 2007, 10:38 PM
Lame.
It comes down to the fact that they teach art once a week and math 5 times a week in grade school. Could you balance your checkbook if you only had math once a week?
Justin.
February 1st, 2007, 10:59 PM
They could teach art as much as they want... but judging by the way it's taught it wouldn't do much good anyways.
That fat kid
February 1st, 2007, 11:55 PM
I'm about to stick my foot in my mouth and bite down hard, but I don't care....
Hey Justin, how many people do you know who can't even add without a calculator? We have big problems here, and the quality and quantity of our education isn't the only deciding factor of what tomorrow is going to bring. Another problem that fuels crap like this portrait is that parents sometimes nurture ignorant and downright stupid behavior, without ever meaning to.
The fact that people don't recognize good art is because they don't know any better, and its the parents fault, and the educational systems fault. They make us read certain literature, but they never sit us down and say, these are why we have the kind of art we have today, from the cave paintings, to dadaism, to modernism, to current contemporary art. Its no wonder people give up when Marcel Duchamp told them that the urinal was art, they had no frame of reference.
Anyhow, I feel better. I don't know if I'm right, but I'm willing to get shit on for it.
~A
seth1
February 2nd, 2007, 07:22 AM
Dude... School is a joke. Half the time they told me I was going to fail in life or some one else there never constructive and there allways doing something else besides helping....
Seth
NoSeRider
February 2nd, 2007, 07:26 AM
I don't know if I'm right, but I'm willing to get shit on for it.
Never stopped me.
Think for yourself, people are sheep....people buying those portraits prove that.
Dance Monkeys, Dance! (http://thatvideosite.voxcdn.com/core/2808/dance_monkeys_dance.wmv)
Carnifex
February 2nd, 2007, 10:25 AM
dude they offer this thing at a local printshop and it looks better there.
this is so ridiculous it hurts. first from laughing,then from realizing people can be as stupid as to buy this shit.
Aether
February 2nd, 2007, 11:04 AM
"The fault is not in the person selling, but in the one buying"
blakboks
February 2nd, 2007, 01:05 PM
I don't recall exactly where, but I'm 90% sure I've seen this photo somewhere else before: http://www.everlyoriginals.com/sample.php?sample_num=24
If you look at the name tag (sorry to any military people if you have a different name for it), it doesn't even look like Hamilton, and I'm pretty sure they put your last name on it in the military, not your first like they do at Wal-Mart.
YVerloc
February 2nd, 2007, 02:36 PM
haha! It looks like he he tried to add one of his portraits to Wikipedia's article on Portraiture. What vanity!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Calton/Userfied_pages
Undertow
February 2nd, 2007, 07:00 PM
I don't recall exactly where, but I'm 90% sure I've seen this photo somewhere else before: http://www.everlyoriginals.com/sample.php?sample_num=24
If you look at the name tag (sorry to any military people if you have a different name for it), it doesn't even look like Hamilton, and I'm pretty sure they put your last name on it in the military, not your first like they do at Wal-Mart.
You're right, name tags/tapes all use your last name. He has no rank on his uniform, ribbons, whatever.. it could also be a boot camp photo and the parents could be in laws.
stoph
February 4th, 2007, 11:50 PM
seriously.. anyone feeling mean enough to expose this guy? :P
JustinBeckett
February 5th, 2007, 03:03 AM
wtf...you can tell instantly there filtered...I hate people like that, it makes us artists look bad.
2100
February 5th, 2007, 05:10 AM
Look, you can apply for a job as a "studio apprentice!"
http://www.everlyoriginals.com/position.htm
Where's my resume, this looks like the opportunity of a lifetime!
Say what you will, but I'm going to apply and get a piece of the scamaction! I think anybody making $100 for 2 minutes of work is a genius~
shrub
February 5th, 2007, 07:32 AM
http://www.everlyoriginals.com/sample.php?sample_num=1
looks like an overuse of painter's "apply surface texture"
Qitsune
February 5th, 2007, 08:46 AM
They have dealerships available and their dealership in Ontario is SuperPet. Does anything sound more like fine art to you?
Mr. Visions
February 5th, 2007, 09:00 AM
That's just gross.
Blue
February 5th, 2007, 01:48 PM
http://www.everlyoriginals.com/portfolio.php
Photoshop+Painter+canvas printer+an army of Kinkaid-style "highlighters"=sit back and collect the $.
beat me to it. I see this garbage in the mall, just prints on canvas paper. I don't know whats more insulting, when i see it sell for pennies, or when people try to sell it for the same price as a genuine painting.
dogfood
February 5th, 2007, 07:53 PM
Our generation's "Clown on velvet".
Or "Elephant dung smeared just so" (but using Labrador feces instead).
YVerloc
February 10th, 2007, 05:21 AM
Check out the 'terms and conditions' section of his site. There, you'll find this little legalese gem, which I'm sure is just regular boilerplate but a propos nonetheless:
(B) DISCLAIMER OF ACCURACY.THE EVERLY ORIGINALS LLC DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE VIA THIS SITE IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE OR CURRENT.
No shiat sherlock!
I guess it's an escape clause WRT the fraudulent claims about the 'hand paintedness' of the 100 buck paintings.
Matthew Campbell
February 13th, 2007, 11:48 AM
Ugh... someone should break his arms and legs. Although part of me feels contempt for the people that buy these things, I feel more pity for them than anything else. This scam is like snatching the handbag of a 90 year old.
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