"The art of demon summoning"

[Shamagim]

Full grimoire and guide to the lesser solomon keys to performs demon summoning and acts of magick.

If you need more money, need to find something you lost, have a sick uncle and/or need to take vengance on someone...please, this book is for you.


http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/kos/index.htm

[Tyranx]

Oh please! that was so 1000 BC...

we've got RFID tags now! stick em in anythin! your remote control, your car keys, your dog, your cat, stick em on da kids too!

[Snarfevs]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6806/iaryleh5ed.jpg

Let sleeping gods lie.

[edit] that pic was recycled from a thread where the poster actually did need to do more art, so just ignore line 2 you two [edit]

[Shamagim]

Oh please! that was so 1000 BC...

we've got RFID tags now! stick em in anythin! your remote control, your car keys, your dog, your cat, stick em on da kids too!

Don´t really like thosem I prefer old school techniques, you know, making the circle, putting on the ceremonial robes, etc, it gives more face to face experience with the demons, plus they like old school too.

[N D Hill]

Don´t really like thosem I prefer old school techniques, you know, making the circle, putting on the ceremonial robes, etc, it gives more face to face experience with the demons, plus they like old school too.

Hey man. Are you pushing your conservative Satanic beliefs on me? Help! Help! I'm being opressed!

[magicgoo]

Heheh!

Well I just printed all of your user names on a paper which I placed under a rock and then I did an MC Hammeresque dance around it naked.

I have no idea if that will summon any demons, but I had a lot of fun doing it.

[Shamagim]

ummm, sexy, but no, You really really need a magic circle shaped mirrow or it won´t work.

It has to be just about big enought for the demon to be locked in, so you probably need a custom sized mirrow, around 2 meter radius.

Some hardware stores can do that custome work, some already specialize on making it for demon summoning, just check if the guys have a "W" shaped tatoo.

[MuffinMan]

ever heard of "The Order of Nine Angels"?

oh and i stumbled upon this amusing site www.churcharson.com
no offense

[jfwalls]

Please don't perform any of these rituals. I'm very busy right now, and don't feel like having to show up in you poor schumck's houses while you dance around making incantations and silly gestures. Go draw instead.

[Prometheus|ANJ]

Relevant to our intrest? (http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/kos/kos50.htm)

Seriously, the people who first wrote this probably correspond very well to modern RPG geeks. On Orc? In my dungeon? Gather the party! Gather the holy dices! I'll prepare a spell of lightning! Uh... I need some magic words... Hmmm... APPEL, PAPPEL, MASTFALL, LASTPALL, uh... BALLONG, ARSLEBALKONG! By Grapthar's Hammer, with all my elvish might, I cast a level 42 lightning bolt!!!

[Aly Fell]

If you're going to start summoning up demons, might I suggest the "Grimoire of Pope Honorious III", or the "The Book of the Sacred Magic of Abramelin the Mage" . Much more effective. I tried the 'To Obtain the all you need of Gold and Silver' spell and sure enough found 50 pence down the back of the sofa. However I wasn't so lucky with the Abramelin working: I did manage to obtain communion with my guardian angel, but he told me to stop being a twat and go and do some drawing.

[Shamagim]

Pfff, I bet you can´t raise the death with any of those two -_-.




Now seriously, now that I probably have some attention over a joke thread ( attention that I probably woudn´t get otherwise), I need serious help with my online portfolio, Basically I just need your most honest opinion based on what I have in my sketchbook aswell.

Ever since I made that online porfolio.....I haven´t been able to get any more freelance commitions :(, maybe is the poor english introduction, maybe I didn´t judge what piece sucks and what piece helps.

The truth is, I can´t get help anywere else, I´ve tryed to contact local artists here, but nobody is returning my e-mails......e-mail that is been desertic up until last week, in wish for some reason spammers targeted my account sending all kind of troyans and other crap.


Please help, I don´t even know if I´m doing things right anymore.

[Elwell]

Well I just printed all of your user names on a paper which I placed under a rock and then I did an MC Hammeresque dance around it naked.
Dum da da dum
Da dum
Da dum
Can't touch this!

[Blue]

All the demons i summon die after 5 minutes. What am i doing wrong here?

[magicgoo]

...website stuff...

I had replied to this and suddenly I got spyware from some other stupid lyrics page I was on and it shut down all of my browsers. So after an hour of cleaning up my computer, I'm back to say:

I have no idea why you're not getting work from your site. It's professional and clean, and the only English errors I found were minor grammar errors.

So maybe you have a virus and when you send out emails, the recipients are deleting your emails.

Anyhow, back to trying to delete my own viruses...

[Shamagim]

Thanks magicgoo, for a second there I though my abbility of turning into celophan got somehow digitaly transfered.

Good luck with your virus cleaning, I scaned my PC....and there was none to be found, maybe is about my location....people didn´t knew i was from Chile untill the job was done and ready to be sent.

Anyways I´ll keep trying :).




Lord blue: maybe someone is using it, theres only 75 and the world is much more populated than before.

[Blue]

Lord blue: maybe someone is using it, theres only 75 and the world is much more populated than before.
crap...maybe if i use stronger virgin's blood.... :er: