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JERI
June 11th, 2006, 03:55 AM
What are somethings in life that you do in order to be safe than sorry?
See I found last night that my car was broken into (the self-serving bastards).
I've always parked the car outside the garage, in the parking bays by the street. The garage can certainly fit two cars, but since the neighbourhood's always been safe, the thought of parking it inside the garage to avoid break-ins like this never crossed my mind.
Well I learned my lesson. :( I'm gonna park my car inside the garage from now on.
God knows there must be many other things "that never crossed my mind". What are somethings that you do to avoid possible adversities against yourself, would you like to share it/them?
lysander
June 11th, 2006, 04:28 AM
I always make sure there's an extra toilet roll nearby.
TheDirtSyndicate
June 11th, 2006, 05:00 AM
I always make sure there's an extra toilet roll nearby.
perfect response.
end thread.
aesir
June 11th, 2006, 05:21 AM
I hit the lock button on my car's remote about 10 times before I leave it... Just to make sure it locked.
dfacto
June 11th, 2006, 06:32 AM
Always check the stove when walking by. Otherwise you'll walk up to it at some point and realize that it's been on for the last 5 hours.
Ditto for any door that needs to be locked.
ah.heng
June 11th, 2006, 06:34 AM
that your alarm is set at 7am and not 7pm.
that includes your backup.
dogfood
June 11th, 2006, 07:46 AM
Keep an emergency $20 in a part of your wallet that you don't normally access.
Kian
June 11th, 2006, 07:49 AM
Keep an emergency $20 in a part of your wallet that you don't normally access.
not trying to be funny, but same goes for a rubber.
dogfood
June 11th, 2006, 07:57 AM
not trying to be funny, but same goes for a rubber.
Nah, just keep one on at all times.
You never know...
Infinit
June 11th, 2006, 09:58 AM
I got my keys chained to my pants so I can't loose them
nofingers
June 11th, 2006, 11:32 AM
I always use the remote door lock on my key chain instead of the locks on the inside of the door. So I always have my keys in hand when locking the door. Luckily, the last time I lock my keys in my truck, I was able to jiggle the back window loose
strych9ine
June 11th, 2006, 12:48 PM
I pull out.
Ilaekae
June 11th, 2006, 12:55 PM
1. Never hold a semi-auto between your knees so you can use both hands to cock it.
2. If you don't have any sense of smell left, get a wife or girlfriend with one so you don't kill yourself with a late-night snack from the back of the frig. Ditto for husband/boyfriend.
3. always wear a pair of suspenders if you sweatpant are a bit old and you have to go to the store for something. Trust me.
4. If you stack 30 sheets of 3/4" plywood on end against a wall and realize you left your hammer just out of reach behind them, don't try to tilt the pile forward just a bit to reach it...both you and the plywood will end up in the basement. Trust me again...and NO...I don't wanna talk about it...
5. If you drink gin while working with oils, and you forget which glass has the turp and which the gin...the gin is almost always the one with the paint in it...ummm...trust me again...
6. Don't ever drink three six-packs and a bottle of wine on a five-story flatt roof. REALLY trust me on this one...
7. At 3am on a deserted road/street, always walk in the middle of the road.
8. If you're trying to get something off a high shelf that weighs more than 50 pounds and the thought crosses your mind just as it starts to clear the edge above you, "I must have put that up there 30 years ago..."--immediately stop and dive to the right or left at least five feet...no matter what's in your way...
9. Alwas carry a thread and needle, string, buttons, and a pocket knife.
10. do not reload your .005 mech pencil by balancing the lead in your palm and pushing down with the pencil.
11. Always stop at ten on a list like this because after that, you'll be afraid to come out from under the couch for at least a week.
Sady
June 11th, 2006, 01:07 PM
10. do not reload your .005 mech pencil by balancing the lead in your palm and pushing down with the pencil.
Hahahaha!
Well, here´s one of mine... use different mugs for cold water and hot coffee. :x
Shamagim
June 11th, 2006, 01:22 PM
Haha, I know a guy who didn´t knew number 10......and I think the lead is still there...
-If you get a puppy, leaving him alone for more than 6 hours might not be a good idea, they get bored you know....and wacom pens have an interesting shape and texture that they might enjoy tearing apart.
sve
June 11th, 2006, 02:14 PM
Never go to very nice grocery store with import products hungry.
CaptainInsano
June 11th, 2006, 03:43 PM
I have an extra 2 gallons of gasoline in the trunk of car just in case I run out of gas, including a miniture battery jumper and a road-side assit kit.
I've gotten so paranoid about locking my keys in my car that I have a key IN the car that I use when I actually drive, and hide it somewhere. I have another key on my key chain, and another key glued somehwere on the outside of my car beneath the exterior of the car.
lol @ Ilaekae, I always carry a pocket knife too.
@ dogfood. I do the emergency $20 thing too.
timpaatkins
June 11th, 2006, 03:44 PM
I got my keys chained to my pants so I can't loose them
Loser. Ive never lost my pants.
Kian
June 11th, 2006, 03:58 PM
Ilaekae: You seriously should write a book! It'd be one of the greatest reads ever.
luxun
June 11th, 2006, 04:49 PM
I have an extra 2 gallons of gasoline in the trunk of car just in case I run out of gas, including a miniture battery jumper and a road-side assit kit.
I've gotten so paranoid about locking my keys in my car that I have a key IN the car that I use when I actually drive, and hide it somewhere. I have another key on my key chain, and another key glued somehwere on the outside of my car beneath the exterior of the car.
lol @ Ilaekae, I always carry a pocket knife too.
@ dogfood. I do the emergency $20 thing too.
what car do you drive? and where do you live.
timpaatkins
June 11th, 2006, 05:13 PM
what car do you drive? and where do you live.
Dont even think about it, He'll kill you with his pocketknife.
young paddy1
June 11th, 2006, 05:25 PM
if you drop a large kitchen knife just dodge it DO NOT try to catch it, wrists bleed a lot.
always zip your pants up slowly and carefully, nobody wants an extra crease in their balls
timpaatkins
June 11th, 2006, 05:45 PM
Always carry some toiletpaper in my pocket, in case I have to blow my nose, or it gets runny.
Make damn sure your MP3 player is fully charged before you go out for an hour long jog.
lock door and turn sound off computer before masturbating, even though you think your alone.
le capitan
June 11th, 2006, 07:28 PM
I pull out.
i dont know if you're joking or not, i hope so but still: not a good idea. remember kids if you cant afford a rubber you are cheap.
be careful around electric fences.
El Oso
June 11th, 2006, 08:04 PM
always clear your cache before you leave work (or take a lunch break)
TheDirtSyndicate
June 11th, 2006, 08:55 PM
never, and i mean NEVER drink absinthe on top of a warehouse/loft apartment, especially if they have skylights.....trust me on this.
you dont want broken ribs...
DavePalumbo
June 11th, 2006, 11:46 PM
keep your spare car keys in your wallet. A spare set on your key ring is beyond pointless.
I also like to keep spare cash socked away in my apartment incase I'm late getting out the door and don't have time for an ATM
Also, a spare $5 hidden in the car incase I forgot to bring money for the turnpike toll
Also, I try to avoid serious involvement with emotionally imballanced or volatile people
TheDirtSyndicate
June 12th, 2006, 01:06 AM
keep your spare car keys in your wallet. A spare set on your key ring is beyond pointless.
indeed!
i dont know how many times i've locked my keys in my car....in the ignition...with it running.
:(
i keep spare key in my wallet.
Jens
June 12th, 2006, 01:36 AM
Umh do not store you mechanical pencil (the ones with the pointy metal tip) in your pocket. I've had the tip going in my flesh or under my fingernail so many times. One time it went like one cm under my nail. I've also had it in my leg, hurt my little sister with it. Can't even imagine what would've happened with that thing in my pocket if i had fallen.
Make sure you have ink and paper for your printer, when all your work is due for school. A friend of mine saved me last time!!
Don't feed your printer with 300 gr paper. ALSO don't do this when your work for school is due. arg!
Don't cut towards you when cutting with an exactoknife or lino cutter
Don't think you can do complete assignments the day before your work is due.
DavePalumbo
June 12th, 2006, 02:37 AM
Don't cut towards you when cutting with an exactoknife or lino cutter
It may not exactly be a "better safe than sorry" sort of thing, being that it's really not putting you out of your way to do, but good god is it sound advice. I learned my lesson for real the second time. I wonder what percentage of CA members have a finger print or two that don't quite line up
Ilaekae
June 12th, 2006, 02:43 AM
Jeez, you mean you people still have fingerprints?
timpaatkins
June 12th, 2006, 03:53 AM
Use a spoon and not your bare finger to check consistency of the melted sugar youre turning in to toffee to bake a birthdaycake for the sister of a girl youre trying to impress. Itll make you look like a fucking idiot.
Dont call your girlfriend a everytime you get in to a jealous rage because she is talking to dudes all the time. They dont like it. Feel free when they actually cheat on you though.
dfacto
June 12th, 2006, 04:40 AM
Don't think you can do complete assignments the day before your work is due.
What are you kidding? That's when the magic happens baby.
Slash
June 12th, 2006, 07:32 AM
*Always check for an adams apple first.
*Always triple check if you have your wallet and keys. you dont look like an idiot touching your thighs and ass all the time. :P
Snarfevs
June 12th, 2006, 07:56 AM
Don't delete from the folder tree in the windows explorer. Traversal to the root directory you just deleted a subdirectory from can do bad things.
When you flatten image, make sure you squarely hit save as/save for web.
Jens
June 12th, 2006, 08:04 AM
from today, don't make coffee with extra strong espresso coffee powder good for 8 cups when you only put water in the coffeemachine for 2 cups. And then when you realize it's too strong just add milk and sugur untill it tastes good.....
MarkHarchar
June 12th, 2006, 03:29 PM
If your parents have a tendency to "pop over", don't walk through the house in buck looking for a bar of soap for your shower lest it lead to a high speed sprint back to the bathroom while you make Daffy Duck noises as you run by.
Like I could make that up....
Oh, even though putting a raw egg in the microwave to "hard-boil" it instead of actually boiling seems like a good idea.......it isn't. :rolleyes:
Ilaekae
June 12th, 2006, 03:33 PM
"*Always check for an adams apple first"
Damn, Slash! Where was wisdom like this before my first marriage?
davi
June 12th, 2006, 03:37 PM
opps i thought this said better safe than sony..
:xbox:
Ilaekae
June 12th, 2006, 03:40 PM
I have never doubted once that you really ARE from Cleveland...
:P
El Oso
June 12th, 2006, 03:40 PM
Apologize every other day to your wife/girlfriend, wether you actually did anything or not.
ex. "I'm sorry about that whole thing the other day..." Dont worry, they will agree with you.
dfacto
June 12th, 2006, 04:18 PM
Choose active cooling over passive. Otherwise you may have to throw down more cash later on.
asoir
June 12th, 2006, 05:22 PM
Plan something you're going to draw on the front cover of your new sketchbook...or you'll sorely regret it....
Redder
June 12th, 2006, 10:14 PM
If she says she's eighteen she's not and always put the toilet seat down.
tensai
June 12th, 2006, 11:36 PM
back your shit the fuck up to multiple hard drives or you might loose your thesis design project and 10.000 photos including your wedding pictures in a combined hardware failure and burglary...
yes, trust me on this one.
Snarfevs
June 13th, 2006, 01:21 AM
Do not let someone with substantially less computer expertise than yourself attempt to repair your computer. No matter what your father insists.
Took me 6 hours at a console with findpart to recover the drive he tried to make a 1-disk raid array. Crazy bastard.
DavePalumbo
June 13th, 2006, 02:05 AM
back your shit the fuck up to multiple hard drives
now that is a perfect example of a "better safe than sorry"
and an offshoot of Snarfevs: don't skimp on hiring good help for important jobs (electrical, automotive, etc). You get what you pay for, 9 times of of 10
TheDirtSyndicate
June 13th, 2006, 03:40 AM
if you're sticking your knife through the side of a bag of cocain to test the quality, make sure you do it over a table and not shag carpet.....
trust me on this.... when that bag splits......$$$$$ go bye bye
Snarfevs
June 13th, 2006, 03:41 AM
and an offshoot of Snarfevs: don't skimp on hiring good help for important jobs (electrical, automotive, etc). You get what you pay for, 9 times of of 10
Difference here is that a) he was a friend-of-the-family with no formal training who I would not have picked for a job in the first place and b) I've changed many a motherboard. I actually spent some time repairing systems for the salvation army. A car engine would be something different and neither of us would be changing it.
Oh another: make sure you're typing your password into the password box when another student is watching you log in.
TheDirtSyndicate
June 13th, 2006, 03:47 AM
"Oh another: make sure you're typing your password into the password box when another student is watching you log in."
especially if your password is something embarrassing....haha
Snarfevs
June 13th, 2006, 04:56 AM
Oh another very important one:
Check the shower floor before stepping in. Nothing quite as disturbing as looking down and watching someone's genetic heritage lazily drift past your foot. Narrowly avoided a very traumatic experience there.
Saimon
June 13th, 2006, 05:49 AM
Don't think you can do complete assignments the day before your work is due.
Yeah this is what happened to my final year video game project between the hours of 3 and 6 oclock in the morning....
http://www.newmedia.lincoln.ac.uk/svickers/files/penguin2.zip
(its about 13 Meg, not worth the wait reeeally, but if youre bored...
Oh and if you do download it alternate between holding left and right to make the penguin waddle, the closer you are to falling over when you change direction the further youll travel...)
PS: requires a Windows PC
timpaatkins
June 13th, 2006, 06:20 AM
if you're sticking your knife through the side of a bag of cocain to test the quality, make sure you do it over a table and not shag carpet.....
trust me on this.... when that bag splits......$$$$$ go bye bye
+1
I did the same but with a heroin needle and my arm.
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