curse you women!

[le capitan]

ok this is basically a rant i guess. but here i go. again.

So, you women piss me off. My main problem is you're damn confusing. Maybe people as a whole are confusing or maybe im just not good at understanding, but theres a problem. Secondly, if she says you're cute, you're cut. but damn, damn, damn, I love every second of it.
This girl was talking to me the other day and she said men annoy her because they don't know what they want. I think she hit that one right on the head. No i never did know what i wanted, but once i found out what the hell i wanted, it didn't really matter.

BUT who cares because tomorrow i'll wake up and I will be half asleep and not want to go to work. Then i'll get home and discover she misses me. THEN begins the friggin 501st euphoria of the week.

God God damnit damnit i HEART life.

(thank you for letting me step over the line and, no, i wasn't in 'nam so dont give me any shit about rules)

[Snarfevs]

How very stream of consciousness of you!

[Ilaekae]

Have a lolipop...

[Mirana]

So, you men piss me off. My main problem is you're vague and nonsensical.

[Ilaekae]

You can have a lolipop, too...

[Jason Rainville]

:shrug:

(wish we had a more definitive 'WTF' smiley)

[Shamagim]

Perhaps people get pissed off and confused because they......

-Generalize.
-Don´t have the power of reading minds.
-Are unable to realize that other peoples lifes and reactions don´t depend exclusively in 2 or 3 factors.
-Don´t know that the world doesn´t spin around them.



I´m going to have to take another nap....damn I think I´m sick :dead:

[Tully]

Maybe there should be a no-posting-in-the-lounge-while-drunk rule?

[N D Hill]

jeez. The lounge sucks lately.

[Kman.]

Well, the lounge IS for just discussing whatever, correct? So whats the problem o_o

[VashTheStampede]

all i got to say is, relax. my ex was that way. (or maybe it was me WITH her) my current GF, fiance to be exact, is about the mellowest person i have ever met. so they are out there. (maybe try a chinese girl. ;))

[asoir]

Well, the lounge IS for just discussing whatever, correct? So whats the problem o_o
We like useful or funny whatever.

[Rascar Capac]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b237/Hovig1977/Men20vs20Women1.jpg

[Tyranx]

Rascar Capac - lol :P

[dogfood]

OK, person theory #5:

People spend 80-98% of their time in their own head, with very little cognizance of what's going on even inches away. They relate the world to their own experiences and expect the rest of the people to relate them in the same way. If this doesn't happen, great lamentations and gnashing of teeth usually follows.




Then Ilaekae stuffs a lollipop in your mouth.

[VashTheStampede]

Rascar Capac - OMG... I'm sitting here with an ear to ear grin now. that made my day.

[Dile_]

You can have a lolipop, too...

Now I see why your post count is so high :)

[Ilaekae]

Just doing my bit to de-fuse ugly situations...


:P




Here. Have a lolipop.

[Shamagim]

OK, person theory #5:

People spend 80-98% of their time in their own head, with very little cognizance of what's going on even inches away. They relate the world to their own experiences and expect the rest of the people to relate them in the same way. If this doesn't happen, great lamentations and gnashing of teeth usually follows.

.

That´s what i meant to say :)....in a more latino " don´t speako mucho english" way.

[luxun]

i totally hate midgets, because they are like small and stuff...

[N D Hill]

I hate people who think that their iPods make them cool. And I hate not having an iPod.

[Egoartist]

I hate the heat. Someone turn it down!!

[John]

Uhm ... i ... dislike, like, stuff.
Really, what's up with all the stuff? Theres too much stuff these days anyway.




Hey can i have one of those lollipops?

[Dile_]

Just doing my bit to de-fuse ugly situations...


:P




Here. Have a lolipop.


Muhahaha, cant see why you aint have been banned for spamming or something :P maybe its your job to keep the forum rolling or something ? :P

[Egoartist]

Is that lollipop diet?

[Kman.]

I prefer USEFUL or FUNNY lolipops.

[asoir]

I prefer USEFUL or FUNNY lolipops.
Yeah! Infact, a lollipop pencil would be pretty useful...

*edges towards patent office*

;)

[le capitan]

Ilaekae: thank you :3

I just like to write stuff down thats going on in my head. It kind of takes all these thoughts and stuff I don't or shouldn't worry about and gets rid of them..so, yeah. I was also trying to post something random, but whatever.

ciou all,

[lefran]

Yeah! Infact, a lollipop pencil would be pretty useful...

*edges towards patent office*

;)

in harry potter they have sugar quills.....

im one of the non confusing girls i like to think, pretty straight forewards
not every girl is confusing dont worry hehe

can i have a lollypop please its my birthday im 17 today woop

[le capitan]

happy birthday!

also let me clarify: i wish they were more straight forward...., i think.

[Kman.]

happy birfday :O


we need a lolipop smiley.


*patents*

[Ilaekae]

In honor of LeFran's birthday...

EVERYBODY GETS A LOLIPOP!


Happy Birthday, Love. I remember when I was 17...ummm...no...actually I don't...it was the 60s...hell...it's the thought that counts...




:P

[MarkHarchar]

What did they make the lollipops in the 60's from? :jawdrop:

[Ilaekae]

Never asked...but a lot of 'em had Mickey Mouse printed on 'em...

Hard to finish...you always woke up in some place like New Zealand or Omaha a week later...wonderin' where your left shoe and underwear was...

[light]

and they got us kicked from the garden of eden too, stick it to em!

[markwagner]

When I do the math I figure to be in relationship with one good woman a man needs to be in a relationship to about 40 good men.

I am speaking as a dad of 2 little girls, married and still with the same stubborn beautiful creative woman after 18 years.

~M

[le capitan]

LightKirtar: thanks bud, i seriously laughed out loud on that one.
markwagner: your words slightly confuse me but i think i get the jist of it. And Congrats, sounds like heaven to me :D

[egerie]

*hands a private journal / thought pool pad to s.s.nails*

[Scubasteve]

Congratulations!!!

You win the new "Most Useless Thread Award"

No I can get on with my life.

[Egoartist]

When I do the math I figure to be in relationship with one good woman a man needs to be in a relationship to about 40 good men.



~M
Two days and no one took the bait .. :devil:

[NoSeRider]

This girl was talking to me the other day and she said men annoy her because they don't know what they want.

Men annoy me because they got personality disorders......and I'm a guy.

[Infinit]

this thread is like ..soccer in some kind of way ...
because I don't care
(and it's the world cup taking place in my country - I still don't care)

but I'll say so much:
women suck in general
men suck in general
=> it's a contest

[le capitan]

the best part about this is the fact that people are taking the time to reply, when you could be drawing hahaha, my evil plan is starting to unfold. <_<

[Cercie]

God God damnit damnit i HEART life.


I dont remember what the rest of this said, all I see that maybe you don't know your AA BB CCs.

Happy (belated) Birfday LaFran!

Thanks for the lolly Ilaekae.

[MuffinMan]

ok this is basically a rant i guess. but here i go. again.

So, you women piss me off. My main problem is you're damn confusing. Maybe people as a whole are confusing or maybe im just not good at understanding, but theres a problem. Secondly, if she says you're cute, you're cut. but damn, damn, damn, I love every second of it.
This girl was talking to me the other day and she said men annoy her because they don't know what they want. I think she hit that one right on the head. No i never did know what i wanted, but once i found out what the hell i wanted, it didn't really matter.

BUT who cares because tomorrow i'll wake up and I will be half asleep and not want to go to work. Then i'll get home and discover she misses me. THEN begins the friggin 501st euphoria of the week.

God God damnit damnit i HEART life.

(thank you for letting me step over the line and, no, i wasn't in 'nam so dont give me any shit about rules)

chill out man, have a joint.

[Isobel]

answer to all problems :
SEX

[Slash]

answer to all problems :
SEX

quoted for truth.. But let me also add: Beginning of a whole LOT (if not all :P) of problems: SEX!



Btw, my mom warned me about old bearded guys handing out lollipops to the kids.. So no lollipop for me please.

But i'll take a beer.

[poise]

Happy b-day lefran. :)
Girls ARE confuseing, I even confuse myself sometimes. I'm like.... what?
buuuut.. we have boobs. :P neener, neener, neenerrrr!


'sucks my lollipop'

[Isobel]

Go poise!

[Slash]

Happy b-day lefran. :)
Girls ARE confuseing, I even confuse myself sometimes. I'm like.... what?
buuuut.. we have boobs. :P neener, neener, neenerrrr!


'sucks my lollipop'


I'm a guy, but i have boobs.

WIN!

[Kman.]

quoted for truth.. But let me also add: Beginning of a whole LOT (if not all ) of problems: SEX!

thats where lolipops come in.. its like sex without the problems.

[unknown_epiphany]

As do I Slash as do I.

[nicolas]

gross slash!! men boobs are not the kind to be bragging with!!!

[Alexandr Pascenko]

owwww yeah i love this treads made while beeing drunk or just giving some thiught those where in your head.

i made my ex girlfriend wearing mangacostumes like that, and let her cook 4 me all the time while dressed like mangacharacters, until i had to realize that u can´t make a hoe a housewife. but u can make a hoe a pet!
yeah thats right if she says ur cute, it is! a slur! do u know that women?

INfinite: haha damn i wanted to start a thread like who don´t give a shit about football and i also live in the country and didn´t watched even a singel game, not only because i have no tv. !!!

[Slash]

gross slash!! men boobs are not the kind to be bragging with!!!


Therein lies the core of the joke.

Now laugh dammit!

[Blue]

We like useful or funny whatever.
I actually got a laugh out of this. :wink:

[le capitan]

cercie: yay, someone got my mitch hedberg joke, ilaekae, give her another lollipop.

goblinshark: thanks, anytime. Im still slightly confused by you.....

poise: not ALL of you have boobs so there!

this thread is so off the tracks its great. Perhaps it never was even on the tracks mwahahahah

thanks for the laughs peoples

[Cercie]

Nobody ever gets my mitch jokes, god damnit anyway. Its too bad about him dying last year. =^( He was the funniest.

*holds out hand* gimme more mickey mouse lollipops! (women are so demanding)

If any of you all havent heard mitch hedberg, go get one of his comedy cds!

Sorry to hijack the thread to try and plug mitch, bloody women always thinking they can do whatever they want. sheesh!

<3_______
PS. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

[Noë]

I'm probably kind of complicated to understand, because I'm shy and say almost nothing when I don't know you..
Or my face goes all red because someone I don't know starts talking to me and maybe that someone thinks I fancy him because my face goes all red but I don't...

*sigh* :P

But I'm pretty straight forward when I talk to friends..
I hope.

I need a lollipop!

love
Marleen

[Cercie]

Aww marleen, i'm entirely the same way, except on the net, really much more extroverted here.

And I am exactly the same with the blushing, whenever strangers (especially guys) talk to me, i get all red and the adrenaline rush, my hands shake. I get so embarassed and feel so stupid and I'm sure it looks like I'm sending out weird signals that nobody can understand.

*gives Mar one of her spare lollipops*

[le capitan]

its easy to talk online. Same with talking while wearing sunglasses. I think it has to do with not having direct eye contact. yes, im on to something here.

[waronmars]

Punching people in the face as soon as you meet them eliminates alot of this trouble and misunderstanding, you know.

[fish~]

I've figured out girls to some degree....they want you to know what you want, and show it. Meaning they want you to be confident in your descisions and actions. (much like good line art, each stroke/action must stand on its own)
... Then ontop of that, some of the more insicure ones want all your descions to be what they want....but you still better be damn confident about it.

[Kman.]

Punching people in the face as soon as you meet them eliminates alot of this trouble and misunderstanding, you know.

The ones that come to you afterward are the real keepers.


or you should run from them.

[Shamagim]

I bet is the same for homosexuals...