Jada pinket's band sucks...

[I.was.ink]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nHGGAmJCYI&search=wicked%20wisdom
(got the link from this thread (http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?p=857126#post857126))

judge for yourself.

[Snarfevs]

What the hell did I just witness?

[Shamagim]

???????

[Mitchell]

I think my asshole just puckered up.

[Kresh]

W.............T................F...... I couldnt even watch the whole thing I was so embarassed for her I just couldnt watch. Plz tell me that was a joke

[GNL]

man if u squint your eyes it looks like ludacris

[Dougbot]

"something inssside of meeeee...a ten thousand pound fist..." :x

I still think she's hot though.

[strych9ine]

That was awesome.

[romance]

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W.............T................F...... I couldnt even watch the whole thing I was so embarassed for her I just couldnt watch. Plz tell me that was a joke


I felt the same way.

[DSillustration]

haha,
i can just picture her in front of her bedroom mirror practicing this,
and will smith being like: "jada, baby, please... NO"

[Red_Rook]

er.................

[Carnifex]

right,if she didn't try to do metal it might work-i mean,she hits the note (or are my earphones broke?).
but of all the music styles....i have tears in my eyes now,but i haven't figured out yet if it's from crying or laughing.
the part where they headbang all together is hilarious :D

[flatliner]

Plz tell me that was a joke

if only (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000E8JO1E/sr=8-1/qid=1147717870/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-4254639-9027833?%5Fencoding=UTF8). She was at Ozzfest 05?!

[corky13]

she is shi**ing on everything that makes heavy metal so good .... that she actually is selling some CDs etc. is an insult to every music making artist -,-...

[fukifino]

To be fair, this thread is mis-titled. The band wasn't horrible...but Jada sucked a nut. If you had a decent singer singing that song it wouldn't have blown that bad.

[D.Labruyere]

huh? *scratches ears*

even the grindcore I was listening to was better... and that usually concists only out of hitting your instruments as hard and as fast as possible :S

[Advocate of Fate]

naw fuki, that band pretty much sucked. Im sure they're great musicians on their own, but they were playing shit that couldve been written by a 12 year old. errr i mean, whats more metal than palm-muted open chords? A TEN THOUSAND POUND FIST!

[Mitchell]

It sounds like all the other crap pseudo-metal that is being put out on the radio these days. I don't know how she ever thought she would be taken seriously especially when she is outside her element. The band was horrible... she was the icing on the cake...

EDIT: I looked up the lyrics. now we can all sing along! yay!

(Verse 1)
Darkness comes, his haunting
Eyes whisper her unworthy demise
His weakness peels away her skin
Consoles his illness deep within

Violated little girl
It's just enough to hate this world
A big body betrays the young
and steals her from her loving
ones

(Hook)
Something inside of me is pissed
something inside of me could throw
a 10,000 pound fist.
Something inside of me is so incensed
something inside of me could break
that muthafucka's neck...

(Verse 2)
Strangled virtue, shallow holes
whisper this hate within my soul
to kill a man who dares to be
the bringer of these vicious deeds

children die from hands
that feed the sickness of one's
darkest needs, evil will not be erased
in any woods or secret place

(Bridge)
I don't want to be alone with this x4
(Hook)

[Jason Rainville]

[lyrics] Sounds like a highschoolers attempt at poetry. Funny, the one time I'd rather hear that than something else...

[Mitchell]

[lyrics] Sounds like a highschoolers attempt at poetry. Funny, the one time I'd rather hear that than something else...
You better watch what you say.. she might break your muthafuckin' neck with a 10,000 pound fist.

[Undertow]

I would go so far as to say that you're a dick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mzVWnLydZU&search=Team%20America) for subjecting all of us to that Oscar. Next time I see you, I'm going to wipe my ass with my hand and hold it under your nose and ask "Does this smell like shit to you?" Bastard

[Jason Rainville]

I would go so far as to say that you're a dick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftaa3CEf7ec&search=Team%20America) for subjecting all of us to that Oscar. Next time I see you, I'm going to wipe my ass with my hand and hold it under your nose and ask "Does this smell like shit to you?" Bastard

Well that's just mean.

I won't forget about your meaness, either. It can't be erased
in any woods or secret place. And now something inside me is pissed at you for that.

I mean, christ, it's just enough to hate this world.

(that was fun :tihi: )

[Undertow]

lol It was all in good fun. Hopefully someone got a chuckle out of that.

[CaptainInsano]

I'd beware of using that phrase "TEN THOUSAND POUND FIST!!"

First you say it as a joke.

Then you watch the video a 2nd time to laugh again. And you and your friends get a big kick out of it and laugh somemore and use it as a joke when you're drinking beer.

You keep watching the video, saying the phrase, and gradually it grows on you in this weird way.

You download the song and put in your music library and listen to it a couple times a week because it's so amusing. You send the song to everyone on your IM list and post it message boards and they all laugh and listen to it everyday and say "TEN THOUSAND POUND FIST!" because it's so freakin hilarious.

When the album comes out, you (and all yoru friends and all your IM friends and everyone on the message boards) buy it just to laugh at the other songs.... but still you keep liseting to it and saying the phrase. It begins to be pretty catchy!

Months later, "Ten Thousand PoundFIST" becomes the #1 billboard seller and the phrase is used by all teenagers such as "cool" and "rad."

"20 Thousand PoundFIST" debuts at #1 and the video game "Ten Thousand Pound Fist" for PS2 comes out. Followed by the movie. And everyone is wearing the shirt. Jada Pinket Smith runs for polital office on her Ten Thousand Pound campaign and becomes president of the United States.

That's how they get you. ...Beware...

[2b BOY]

And that is when the Apocalypse begins...

[Aether]

hahhaha lol

the guitar "solo" at the end is just marvelous lol

[darth massacre]

I couldn't even bear watching it till the end. LOL. Great find. Thanks for posting Ink!

[cotron]

will smith is gettin jiggy with...that??

seriously, what a horrible musical legacy that family has goin on, their kids are gonna be the next limp bisquick

[Spacemanchuck]

I saw her perform on Leterman, and I really couldn't believe what the fuck I was seeing. I always thought she was over rated and really not that good looking, this just shows she's retarded. I wonder if she felt she had to show her husband that she could do the music thing too, like maybe they had a big fight or something and she was like, you think you's so good I'll show you. And yeah... I really don't know what to say but, something inside of me wants to shit on Jada Pickets face.

[Blahm]

i agree the band was good, jada should be fired. THose lyrics fucking sucked my balls.

[bcarman]

I wonder if musicians talk about art on their sites.

bill

[Blue]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm sending that link to all my friends.

[Mr. Visions]

That was hot! When's the CD coming out, I'm gonna cop that, along with Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits.

Music Jam at my place? Or better yet, we can play this during the modeling session at the workshop. Can we say inspiration?

After saying that, I feel like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's vomiting.

- Visions

[Elwell]

Thanks a lot. I've had this crap stuck in my head for two days now.:needle:

[jfwalls]

I think she wishes she was this chick (http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/capi001/otep/bloodpigs/video/bloodpigs_300.asx).

[Advocate of Fate]

know whats funny, jfwalls? if you play that video you linked without looking at who's singing, it sounds EXACTLY the same as the one, the only...


Fred Durst.

[poise]

what!!? The whole time I was like this person looks like a famous actress, is it a guy is it a girl? and then I read the beginning of your post Ink, haha! again what!?
Something inside of me is pissed?

[Android]

so its a song about fisting?......

...that makes sense.

[B Prodigy]

She needs a sedative.

[jfwalls]

She needs her ass kicked.

[Elwell]

She needs her ass kicked.
With a 10,000 pound foot.

[jfwalls]

With a 10,000 pound foot.

Hahahaha...good one Elwell!

[onionface]

Words can't express how I feel.

Some musicians are so good and they never get the exposure they deserve.
pinky Smith gets on prime TV with this filth.
The band should Dump her.

[VirusArtist]

WHOAH! that was cool! Florida Death Metal riffs and drums mixed with some hardcore influences... sounded like Morbid Angel on a bad drug trip and looked like bodycount reunited, threw Ice-T outr and casted the female version of Zack de la Roca for the vocals, heheheh..

[squidmonk3j]

lawl! finally a decent joke on the show!