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onionface
April 3rd, 2006, 01:22 PM
Another hypothetical question.

Would you rather change gender for the remainder of your life, or remain as you are minus your genitalia?

the hypothetical rules are.
there would be no operation, this would be magically instant.
if you changed gender you would be changed instantly in to the oposite gender but still keep your phisical qualities, eg, if your an ugly dude then you would become an ugly lass.
If you lost your genital you would look like a barbie and ken doll.
Urinating is not a factor.

AngryScientist
April 3rd, 2006, 01:25 PM
Change gender, I've always wondered how I'd look as a guy :)

onionface
April 3rd, 2006, 01:27 PM
Change gender, I've always wondered how I'd look as a guy :)

you could try drawing a fake mo with a marker pen

sone_one
April 3rd, 2006, 01:33 PM
change genter ofc... dont think anyone would rather run around without genitals at all.

Carnifex
April 3rd, 2006, 01:47 PM
yeah,change me aswell.
would surely be interesting.

as for barbie/ken/no genitals:
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF076BCtheManwithNoPenis.gif

Farvus
April 3rd, 2006, 01:52 PM
I think it would be interesting to draw someone's portrait but make it the opposite gender while keeping the resemblence. I might try this some day :).

Craig D
April 3rd, 2006, 02:11 PM
I believe it was Marko who previously referred to a thread as the most stupid thread ever,
he was wrong,
THIS is the most stupid thread ever.

Number_6
April 3rd, 2006, 03:37 PM
I think it would be interesting to draw someone's portrait but make it the opposite gender while keeping the resemblence. I might try this some day :).

I smell a thunderdome!

Justice Von Brandt
April 3rd, 2006, 03:42 PM
What kind of a question is this? :P

Phaethon
April 3rd, 2006, 03:51 PM
I don't know if I could deal with being a chick. All the guys would freakin' want me.

Slash
April 3rd, 2006, 04:02 PM
If this suddenly happened there would be a LOT of ugly girls running around, and a LOT of pretty boys.. :P

JL.Alfaro
April 3rd, 2006, 04:18 PM
if I was a chick Id be a , not that Im gay or anything...not that there is anything wrong with being gay......er.... yeah there is.....Id go genital-less-
funny I was just thinking bout somethin like this, just read a story on a guy that just got married and got crippled right after the honeymoon. I mean he got a taste and then lost his "manhood" crippled from the waist down, damn..xI dont know what I would do, one the one hand life has no meaning for a man...we as men are driven by an insaciable hunger to reproduce....on the other you can still do other stuff like art. choices are either shoot yourself-(just like Carnifex's "man with no penis" thing) or pretend it doesnt bother you-unless it really doesnt bother you- we will never know.

cartoonfox
April 3rd, 2006, 04:22 PM
wow, another excellent thread generously contributed to this site.

...


peace

NoSeRider
April 3rd, 2006, 04:36 PM
I'd be a horrible looking woman.

It's hard enough being a guy. I'd never change gender......despite what you think of me, I don't think I have the sensibilities for it.

Ilaekae
April 3rd, 2006, 04:59 PM
"Would you rather change gender for the remainder of your life, or remain as you are minus your genitalia?"

onionface...is there anything specific you want to talk about? Y'know we're all here for you...and SuperGlue works wonders...




I feel PRE-tee, oh so PRE-tee,
so slinky and glossy and fiiiiiiine...
and I owe it...to my mother
who ordered me stored in briiiiiiine...

doo-dah doo-dah...






sigh...

Simonl
April 3rd, 2006, 06:09 PM
If we're talking about impossible,random and spontaneous events I'd prefer that I found a billion dollars under my bed.

onionface
April 3rd, 2006, 08:49 PM
Craig D - I believe it was Marko who previously referred to a thread as the most stupid thread ever,
he was wrong,
THIS is the most stupid thread ever.

I take that as a compliment.

mnmcandiez - What kind of a question is this?

Well Craig D says it's a stupid one. I agree. but it's stupid in a good way, you'll probably ask this next time your drinking with friends, it's that type of question.

Ilaekae - onionface...is there anything specific you want to talk about? Y'know we're all here for you...and SuperGlue works wonders...

I knew someone would say this.

I think stupid questions are cool, as long as they make you think.
as for me I would change gender, I couldn't handle having no penis but
at least if I changed I would have some nice new tits to take my mind off the loss. I would be very weary of guys though, I'd be a lesbian of course.

squidmonk3j
April 3rd, 2006, 08:51 PM
this doesn't make me think, this makes me...NOT think.

go draw:)

dogfood
April 4th, 2006, 09:17 AM
I've been meaning to start a thread wondering if people would rather gargle with blue paint or drive a pea-green Gremlin with one brown door to their 10-year high school reunion.

All of this would be done magically, obviously.

NikitaDarkstar
April 4th, 2006, 09:21 AM
I already act like a guy, got a typical male education (I'm a truck mechanic, unemployed but still) and once a month I totally hate my gender so I'd defently change :P (I would make one ugly guy but so what XD)

onionface
April 4th, 2006, 10:03 AM
I already act like a guy, got a typical male education (I'm a truck mechanic, unemployed but still) and once a month I totally hate my gender so I'd defently change :P (I would make one ugly guy but so what XD)

Ugly guys still get good looking girls. I seen it many a time.

I've been meaning to start a thread wondering if people would rather gargle with blue paint or drive a pea-green Gremlin with one brown door to their 10-year high school reunion.
All of this would be done magically, obviously.

hey Dog Food that sounds like a really cool thread man, I would have to choose the gremlin because it sounds the funnerest.

light
April 5th, 2006, 12:19 AM
Youre just lucky you actually post art...

darth massacre
April 5th, 2006, 01:37 AM
Onionface. I believe this person can fully answer your question.


BUCK ANGEL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel)

onionface
April 5th, 2006, 04:43 AM
LightKirtar - Youre just lucky you actually post art...

I know.
I'm surprised this thread is still alive.
Actually the dumbest thread I ever saw was one that said ( Mac or PC)
and people were just saying which system they use. I think Manley closed it pretty quick.

darth massacre - Onionface. I believe this person can fully answer your question.

dammit massacre.
curiousity got the better of me.... I visited IT'S blog ... I almost threw up.
well excuse me now while I stab my eyes out with my wacom pen.

MarkHarchar
April 5th, 2006, 07:15 AM
I've been meaning to start a thread wondering if people would rather gargle with blue paint or drive a pea-green Gremlin with one brown door to their 10-year high school reunion.

All of this would be done magically, obviously.


Strangely, I was considering the same question, but mine was a LIME-GREEN Pinto with an Oscar Meyer bumper sticker.

Ilaekae
April 5th, 2006, 07:32 AM
Farvus already said it, but I've been thinking about this (after I got over the tragic situation/accident with OnionFace), and...

It would be a real gas to have a competition to see ourselves as the other gender. A self-explored inverse portrait of sorts. i, for one, would pay to see Davi and Slash in french maid outfits...and Puppy Chow and I would make great nuns...the French vincentians with the "flying nun" outfits...

...and dare I mention Jason in 5" heels and black nets, with maybe a basic black biz suit and silk blouse? And the ladies as Hell's Angels and Sewer Rats havin' a boiler maker after work...



Edit: I would be remiss if I didn't at least mention Darth Massacre in a Japanese Catholic schoolgirl outfit...

dogfood
April 5th, 2006, 07:36 AM
...and Puppy Chow and I would make great nuns...the French vincentians with the "flying nun" outfits...
I do have a couple pretty bad habits...


b'dom-shh

Ilaekae
April 5th, 2006, 07:38 AM
That was beneath you...




...wait, you'd be on the bottom in this case, wouldn't you? :P

johnny78
April 5th, 2006, 07:38 AM
yeah,change me aswell.
would surely be interesting.

as for barbie/ken/no genitals:
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF076BCtheManwithNoPenis.gif

LOL!!!!
what should I do without them?


And I would definetly want to become a woman... who likes women! :P

davi
April 5th, 2006, 08:00 AM
Forum Whores

davi
April 5th, 2006, 08:00 AM
Forum Whores

NoSeRider
April 5th, 2006, 09:02 AM
Davi has over 5000 posts......yet we're forum whores?

I have 600 in a 2 year period......that's about 1 a day......OK so I give BJ's.