Human Upgrades?! Tell me this is a bad dream, puh-lease..

[USER777]

http://www.humanupgrades.cz/

gosh, please tell me this isn't for real. this can not be real.. i'm seriously shocked..

and sorry if this is old or has been posted somewhere before.. i used the search button and didnt find any thread with that topic as a subject.

[Elwell]

Of course it's not real :rolleyes:. Neither are bonsai kittens and baby tatoos, BTW. Next question.

[Red_Rook]

um dude i think its a hoax ;) Jes cause its a pro looking site dont fall for it especially when they have products named "the tonguecunt"

[masque]

"bonsai kittens"???!!

i want one!

[Denart]

the site is probably a senior thesis

here's another cool one
Boiler Plate! (http://www.bigredhair.com/boilerplate/)

:)

[magicgoo]

I miss ManBeef.com, a site where they sold human meat.

Yes, of course it was a joke site. It's no longer up, sadly. Probably because people are so serious.

[jrr]

are you high?

[Digisaur]

Aww shucks, does that mean I still gotta wait on a sweet cyborg arm?

[Xpose]

I made the exact same thread like two weeks ago! It is a hoax and if you don't believe me just look at the staff. It says one of them isn't really a nurse but she gives good head so we'll put her in there anyway. *shakes head*

[bizarre]

http://www.humanupgrades.cz/images/team/ane4.htm

yep.

plus the typo's... like "instinkts"

and the mish-mash medical terminology.

probably for a thesis, or web design class or something. it's cool tho

[Qitsune]

The best looking hoax I have seen in a long time. Some of the photo manips are quite nice and I like the techno babble.

Who would want to have a clit in plain view on their hand.... who'd want the risk of buring a super sensitive clit when cooking pastas....

[Inkfish]

It's not fake, i just got my palmclit implanted last month. It's kinda hard to draw since it's positioned between thumb and the index finger, but it's well worth it...

it's a great conversation starter at parties too!





lies

[Steph Laberis]

Bad idea with the tonguecunt - all I have to say is, what man on this earth wants to hear the sound of a gagging vagina? :perv:

The Simple category is great, especially the Simplenose. Think of the snot rocket capabilities...

[NikitaDarkstar]

it's defently a hoax, but a funny and cool looking one (the bonzai kitten one was just disgusting in my opinion).. the webhands looks quite cool to me.. and the 6th finger ;).. would be a pain to draw with either one though :P