Fozzybar
September 30th, 2005, 06:54 AM
ROUND #023 VOTING
Topic: Shit Eater
Deadline for the voting: Friday, 07 October 2005
Posting thread (closed):
http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=52527
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Oblio:
concept: "BB" the cute creature of the year 2860 just turned to be another commercial flop for the earth importers just after the "Boon Bon" discovered the horse shit.
The passion was so strong... he could detect it from 5 miles. The creature was declared outlaw in the region with traditional farms.
http://www.kidomatix.com/ca/cow/oblio_shiteater.jpg
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MIKECORRIERO:
concept: They lurk in the shadows, ashamed of what they eat and the repulsive odor that emits from thier mouth when they speak. Thier dialect though is rather obtuse and insulting, thier conversations are just as potty mouthed as thier eating habits, with infantile remarks, often not making much sense at all..due to thier mouth full of shit.
There is a brighter side to this creature though: This lies within thier "anus" which through a filtering system processes the shit they feed on and produces spores which develop into four leaf clovers. They are considered the "good luck" creatures..sometimes mistaken for leprechauns.
size comparison: If you look closely there are flies on the shit..this should give u a good sense of scale for the critter.
http://pratt.edu/~mcorrier/Projects/shit-eater-web.jpg
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possessed:
concept: Are you suffering from Constipation ? Do you find it almost impossible to poop ?
We at Rectumatixtm have developed the perfect solution for you.
All your toilet problems will be solved simply by taking just one tablet of Assrelaxtm.*
Our state of the art medicine is in fact a capsule containing micro-organisms that will clear your constipation within a day.
Assrelax - pooping has never been easier.
Order your 5pack Assrelax now for just $29,99
*Rectumatix is not responsible for any kind of damage to your internal organs.
If your constipation does not disappear within 3 days, please consult a doctor immediately.
Warning: Do not take Assrelax if you have no trouble pooping. The micro-organisms may search for an alternate food source.
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7412/bolle4xc.jpg
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redehlert:
concept: For Whom the Bowel Tolls
"Spying along the fogged inlet of Backed-up Bay,
You'll find the diligent race of Constipaes.
Consumer of brown as it perculates and spit,
Constipaes care less that it's feeding on pure shit.
Like gentle caresses eight limbs tip toe above,
Whilst slurps gulps and burps erupt from its mouth with love.
Deep into its belly and belly and belly,
Pinched loaf and sewer pickle turn royal jelly."
http://www.cognitionstudio.com/conceptart/redlrt_cow23.jpg
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gitsune:
concept: Thursday, October the 12th 1860.
Our guide showed us a very interesting specimen of spider that lives around here. It seems to appreciate the heat and dry rocky surroundings.
This seems like a rather large cousin of the wolf spiders, our guide assures us that some are as large as my hand, not including the legs! It hunts small reptiles and rodents.
However after mating the female will start gathering rodent poop and wrapping it up in silks, she will make a nice bundle
which she will then lay on her spoon shaped abdomen using her large and flexible pedipalps and rear legs. She will then
be too heavy to hunt and will fast. When the youngs hatch, they will devour the poop in which they rest,
when all the poop is gone, they will attack and eat there weakened mother and then disperse. He went and captured an expecting mother in a glass jar until I could draw it. We then released it far away from camp.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/qitsune/spidersmall.jpg
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Beatnik:
concept: Through untold years of evolution, the Shitapillar learned how to maintain his survival. Wish his toilet shaped head and good natured dog-like personality, he quickly became a loyal, and most convenient household pet. The occasional stray Shitapillar usually has no problems finding food, as it us usually readily available. Many strays make themselves at home in places like gas station restrooms, or McDonald's, where they can blend in with the filth and not be noticed.
* Interesting fact: The Shitapillar has a very unique reproductive characteristic. Approximately once every few years, the shit it eats builds up so much that it begins a miraculous internal cycle known only to these creatures. Nine months later they give birth to a lawyer or a politician.
http://www.hotfish.com/misc/shiteaterCOW.jpg
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Helzon:
concept: Mo.Mu.Wa.Be.-prototype 12
Are you the lord mayor of your city? Elder Burgess of your own hamlet? Blood baron of your sector? Master of your domain? Are your municipal waste systems overburdened due to the rapid increase in humanity's numbers? Are you fed up with constant cholera outbreaks that strain your hospitals and social services thus depleteing the town coffers, forcing you to raise taxes and cut years off your illustrious political career?? Or are you just tired of the fetid reek of ass stench all over your city? If the answers to any of the above are 'yes', then we have a solution for you.
Mo.Mu.Wa.Be. yes indeed...the (Mobile Municipal Waste Beast). Bioengineered to add years to your term in office and keep those nasty unhappy citizens and pesky inquiry committees at bay. These little beauties start out small but once our high tech bioengineers get through with them..these bruisers can handle even your toughest and largest excrement eradication needs.
You see while small micro-organisms may take weeks even months of constant agitation to digest and dismantle your colonic lumber...our Mo.Mu.Wa.Be has the ability to mash through and perculate those cleveland steamers into a biofriendly methane based energy source in no time. Look at that, no bowel brownies, or pucker pasties on your streets AND renewable, nature friendly, FREE energy. Can you say multiple terms, lifetime appointments, your name on buildings?
We can set up and appointment for you today. Call 1-888-766-4663. That's right 1-888-POO-GONE. We are discreet and confidential. Our low monthly rate plans* mean you're up and running in no time while the accolades and adulations from civic and environmental groups keep rolling in. So give us a call today..won't you?...What do you have to lose except your lifetime political ambitions?
*Anti-grav harness, monitoring equipment, and pipeline adapters sold separately.
Unit is sold as is. The customer is responsible for disposal of any defective or deceased units. The customer will also hold this company harmless in the event of a leak or sudden explosion of Mo.Mu.Wa.Be hemorrhoidal sack(s).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Helzon/Poomunch.jpg
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br0kenspirit:
concept: Methacephalion
Swampland dwellers, these creatures have developed a unique digestive system, they feed on shit. For this they utilize their frontal appendages that resemble tentacles. They have no skeleton whatsoever and are very flexible, but sluggish in movement. These creatures absorb pretty much the same nutrients many plants and fungi do, presenting the dilema of wether these "animals" should be regarded as being more related to the other kingdomes. Once the "food" is consumed, they store it in their abdominal sacs, waiting to be digested. Once that process is complete, the nutrients are separated, and the rest is used to form methane, or natural gas, which they store in their expandable heads. Bloating up their heads with methane like a balloon allows these creatures to actually take off the ground and float around, reaching higher areas or escaping from predators. They can exhale the methane through their mouths to descend again. The fact that they store methane in their heads has given them their propper name Methacephalions, but in a less taxonomic jargon, they are comonly nicknamed as "Shit Heads".
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/bk7600/cow23.jpg
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Mykro:
concept: The Guanoptori is a giant insect, about a cow's size, bred to deal with the huge amounts and piles of shit in a Jurassic Park style facility.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/deadlybacon/crapmuncherfinal.jpg
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Arri.:
concept: VOLANOS
They are displaced from excrement to excrement by flying, normally they are fed on all type of excrement but they have special weakness in solide aparence ones, since with his jaw and with his particular salivation liquids they prepare the food to be digested.I listen that they are not ferocious nor violent but i don't belive it.
http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/9929/cowshiteater012to.jpg
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Amerasu:
concept: Pustulant Red Mouth Shiteater. A vile and stupid creature standing about 10 cm tall who eats the stale feces of wild dogs in the grasslands. Though capable of short bursts of flight, like a chicken, the Pustulant Red Mouth Shiteater prefers to stomp across the grass seeking its food. It uses its teeth and claws to tear apart hardened dung and it emits a near constant ferocious gas that is visible to the naked eye.
http://amerasu.randomleft.com/images/2005/sept27_05_cow23.jpg
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AndrewLey:
concept: Extract taken from the public awareness pamphlet “ShitEaters and You…”
…usually feed on the waste of large herbivores and while gentle by nature, the human expansion into their natural habit has resulted in these creatures having to break into peoples homes to satisfy their hunger. Victims of the ShitEaters are forced to the ground while the creatures tongue penetrates the anus and probes for excrement.”
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/2491/eater20yt.jpg
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Form:
concept: This poor little creature is a pootapoota. The pootapoota are a very unfortunate species as, clearly, they are born with no arms. This deficit in the limb department has, over time, been extremely detrimental to the race. Always living on the brink of extinction, the humble pootapoota would have to wait nearly one thousand years for evolution to kick in and give them a helpful little push.
It was not, however, a push in the direction the pootapoota had been praying for. Instead of growing an extra set of articulatory appendages, the saddened pootapoota woke up one morning full of curiosity and worry. They had developed small pores over their entire body - sweat glands. As the pootapoota emerged into the sunlight and walked amongst each other, they were soon overcome with a terrible stench.
Soon they realized what evolution had gifted them with - the double edged sword of extremely active sweat glands! Whilst the sex drive of the pootapoota declined almost instantly, they quickly adapted to the changes and were thankful for their new defensive mechanism. The stench was certainly enough to ward off any would-be predators.
As time went on, shit eating became customary to increase the potency of the defensive musk. It soon became tradition and custom among the race, and was held in high regard. It was also very highly frowned upon to EXCRETE ANY DEFENSIVE STENCH IN A SWIFT MATTER as it was seen as a slap to the face of their blessedly endowed gift. Hence the reprimand this poor pootapoota is suffering from his mother poor pootapoota!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/thebohemian/sheater1.jpg
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Topic: Shit Eater
Deadline for the voting: Friday, 07 October 2005
Posting thread (closed):
http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=52527
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Oblio:
concept: "BB" the cute creature of the year 2860 just turned to be another commercial flop for the earth importers just after the "Boon Bon" discovered the horse shit.
The passion was so strong... he could detect it from 5 miles. The creature was declared outlaw in the region with traditional farms.
http://www.kidomatix.com/ca/cow/oblio_shiteater.jpg
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MIKECORRIERO:
concept: They lurk in the shadows, ashamed of what they eat and the repulsive odor that emits from thier mouth when they speak. Thier dialect though is rather obtuse and insulting, thier conversations are just as potty mouthed as thier eating habits, with infantile remarks, often not making much sense at all..due to thier mouth full of shit.
There is a brighter side to this creature though: This lies within thier "anus" which through a filtering system processes the shit they feed on and produces spores which develop into four leaf clovers. They are considered the "good luck" creatures..sometimes mistaken for leprechauns.
size comparison: If you look closely there are flies on the shit..this should give u a good sense of scale for the critter.
http://pratt.edu/~mcorrier/Projects/shit-eater-web.jpg
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possessed:
concept: Are you suffering from Constipation ? Do you find it almost impossible to poop ?
We at Rectumatixtm have developed the perfect solution for you.
All your toilet problems will be solved simply by taking just one tablet of Assrelaxtm.*
Our state of the art medicine is in fact a capsule containing micro-organisms that will clear your constipation within a day.
Assrelax - pooping has never been easier.
Order your 5pack Assrelax now for just $29,99
*Rectumatix is not responsible for any kind of damage to your internal organs.
If your constipation does not disappear within 3 days, please consult a doctor immediately.
Warning: Do not take Assrelax if you have no trouble pooping. The micro-organisms may search for an alternate food source.
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7412/bolle4xc.jpg
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redehlert:
concept: For Whom the Bowel Tolls
"Spying along the fogged inlet of Backed-up Bay,
You'll find the diligent race of Constipaes.
Consumer of brown as it perculates and spit,
Constipaes care less that it's feeding on pure shit.
Like gentle caresses eight limbs tip toe above,
Whilst slurps gulps and burps erupt from its mouth with love.
Deep into its belly and belly and belly,
Pinched loaf and sewer pickle turn royal jelly."
http://www.cognitionstudio.com/conceptart/redlrt_cow23.jpg
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gitsune:
concept: Thursday, October the 12th 1860.
Our guide showed us a very interesting specimen of spider that lives around here. It seems to appreciate the heat and dry rocky surroundings.
This seems like a rather large cousin of the wolf spiders, our guide assures us that some are as large as my hand, not including the legs! It hunts small reptiles and rodents.
However after mating the female will start gathering rodent poop and wrapping it up in silks, she will make a nice bundle
which she will then lay on her spoon shaped abdomen using her large and flexible pedipalps and rear legs. She will then
be too heavy to hunt and will fast. When the youngs hatch, they will devour the poop in which they rest,
when all the poop is gone, they will attack and eat there weakened mother and then disperse. He went and captured an expecting mother in a glass jar until I could draw it. We then released it far away from camp.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/qitsune/spidersmall.jpg
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Beatnik:
concept: Through untold years of evolution, the Shitapillar learned how to maintain his survival. Wish his toilet shaped head and good natured dog-like personality, he quickly became a loyal, and most convenient household pet. The occasional stray Shitapillar usually has no problems finding food, as it us usually readily available. Many strays make themselves at home in places like gas station restrooms, or McDonald's, where they can blend in with the filth and not be noticed.
* Interesting fact: The Shitapillar has a very unique reproductive characteristic. Approximately once every few years, the shit it eats builds up so much that it begins a miraculous internal cycle known only to these creatures. Nine months later they give birth to a lawyer or a politician.
http://www.hotfish.com/misc/shiteaterCOW.jpg
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Helzon:
concept: Mo.Mu.Wa.Be.-prototype 12
Are you the lord mayor of your city? Elder Burgess of your own hamlet? Blood baron of your sector? Master of your domain? Are your municipal waste systems overburdened due to the rapid increase in humanity's numbers? Are you fed up with constant cholera outbreaks that strain your hospitals and social services thus depleteing the town coffers, forcing you to raise taxes and cut years off your illustrious political career?? Or are you just tired of the fetid reek of ass stench all over your city? If the answers to any of the above are 'yes', then we have a solution for you.
Mo.Mu.Wa.Be. yes indeed...the (Mobile Municipal Waste Beast). Bioengineered to add years to your term in office and keep those nasty unhappy citizens and pesky inquiry committees at bay. These little beauties start out small but once our high tech bioengineers get through with them..these bruisers can handle even your toughest and largest excrement eradication needs.
You see while small micro-organisms may take weeks even months of constant agitation to digest and dismantle your colonic lumber...our Mo.Mu.Wa.Be has the ability to mash through and perculate those cleveland steamers into a biofriendly methane based energy source in no time. Look at that, no bowel brownies, or pucker pasties on your streets AND renewable, nature friendly, FREE energy. Can you say multiple terms, lifetime appointments, your name on buildings?
We can set up and appointment for you today. Call 1-888-766-4663. That's right 1-888-POO-GONE. We are discreet and confidential. Our low monthly rate plans* mean you're up and running in no time while the accolades and adulations from civic and environmental groups keep rolling in. So give us a call today..won't you?...What do you have to lose except your lifetime political ambitions?
*Anti-grav harness, monitoring equipment, and pipeline adapters sold separately.
Unit is sold as is. The customer is responsible for disposal of any defective or deceased units. The customer will also hold this company harmless in the event of a leak or sudden explosion of Mo.Mu.Wa.Be hemorrhoidal sack(s).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Helzon/Poomunch.jpg
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br0kenspirit:
concept: Methacephalion
Swampland dwellers, these creatures have developed a unique digestive system, they feed on shit. For this they utilize their frontal appendages that resemble tentacles. They have no skeleton whatsoever and are very flexible, but sluggish in movement. These creatures absorb pretty much the same nutrients many plants and fungi do, presenting the dilema of wether these "animals" should be regarded as being more related to the other kingdomes. Once the "food" is consumed, they store it in their abdominal sacs, waiting to be digested. Once that process is complete, the nutrients are separated, and the rest is used to form methane, or natural gas, which they store in their expandable heads. Bloating up their heads with methane like a balloon allows these creatures to actually take off the ground and float around, reaching higher areas or escaping from predators. They can exhale the methane through their mouths to descend again. The fact that they store methane in their heads has given them their propper name Methacephalions, but in a less taxonomic jargon, they are comonly nicknamed as "Shit Heads".
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/bk7600/cow23.jpg
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Mykro:
concept: The Guanoptori is a giant insect, about a cow's size, bred to deal with the huge amounts and piles of shit in a Jurassic Park style facility.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/deadlybacon/crapmuncherfinal.jpg
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Arri.:
concept: VOLANOS
They are displaced from excrement to excrement by flying, normally they are fed on all type of excrement but they have special weakness in solide aparence ones, since with his jaw and with his particular salivation liquids they prepare the food to be digested.I listen that they are not ferocious nor violent but i don't belive it.
http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/9929/cowshiteater012to.jpg
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Amerasu:
concept: Pustulant Red Mouth Shiteater. A vile and stupid creature standing about 10 cm tall who eats the stale feces of wild dogs in the grasslands. Though capable of short bursts of flight, like a chicken, the Pustulant Red Mouth Shiteater prefers to stomp across the grass seeking its food. It uses its teeth and claws to tear apart hardened dung and it emits a near constant ferocious gas that is visible to the naked eye.
http://amerasu.randomleft.com/images/2005/sept27_05_cow23.jpg
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AndrewLey:
concept: Extract taken from the public awareness pamphlet “ShitEaters and You…”
…usually feed on the waste of large herbivores and while gentle by nature, the human expansion into their natural habit has resulted in these creatures having to break into peoples homes to satisfy their hunger. Victims of the ShitEaters are forced to the ground while the creatures tongue penetrates the anus and probes for excrement.”
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/2491/eater20yt.jpg
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Form:
concept: This poor little creature is a pootapoota. The pootapoota are a very unfortunate species as, clearly, they are born with no arms. This deficit in the limb department has, over time, been extremely detrimental to the race. Always living on the brink of extinction, the humble pootapoota would have to wait nearly one thousand years for evolution to kick in and give them a helpful little push.
It was not, however, a push in the direction the pootapoota had been praying for. Instead of growing an extra set of articulatory appendages, the saddened pootapoota woke up one morning full of curiosity and worry. They had developed small pores over their entire body - sweat glands. As the pootapoota emerged into the sunlight and walked amongst each other, they were soon overcome with a terrible stench.
Soon they realized what evolution had gifted them with - the double edged sword of extremely active sweat glands! Whilst the sex drive of the pootapoota declined almost instantly, they quickly adapted to the changes and were thankful for their new defensive mechanism. The stench was certainly enough to ward off any would-be predators.
As time went on, shit eating became customary to increase the potency of the defensive musk. It soon became tradition and custom among the race, and was held in high regard. It was also very highly frowned upon to EXCRETE ANY DEFENSIVE STENCH IN A SWIFT MATTER as it was seen as a slap to the face of their blessedly endowed gift. Hence the reprimand this poor pootapoota is suffering from his mother poor pootapoota!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/thebohemian/sheater1.jpg
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