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Oliver23
September 8th, 2005, 04:26 PM
If CA was the Jedi Temple, Who'd be on the Council? An irresistably geeky question, but similarities abound!
There's the light side, and the dark side,
There's concept art, and then there's conceptual art....

Not to mention our more often than not ascetic existence...

flatliner
September 8th, 2005, 04:35 PM
well, no doubt the mods would be the Council. But that kind of a given. More importantly (for lack of a better word) who would be yoda? who would be Mace Windu? obi-wan?

I don't think discussion can come in a more nerdish variety. :tihi: :dur:

I_LOVE_ART
September 8th, 2005, 04:58 PM
I am that little green dude!

Oliver23
September 8th, 2005, 04:58 PM
well, no doubt the mods would be the Council. But that kind of a given. More importantly (for lack of a better word) who would be yoda? who would be Mace Windu? obi-wan?

I don't think discussion can come in a more nerdish variety. :tihi: :dur:

It had to be done. An eventuality. An inevitability. :yayca:

vigostar
September 8th, 2005, 05:11 PM
ha.. this is funny shit.... I would say that yoda would either be Manley or Andrew being that their the two head honchos... and I would say that Andrew would be yoda because of the two he's the only one that displays work from time to time (kinda like yoda in the battle when needed). Although, Yoda was a character that helped you see the good side of the force, like a pro helping you find your way to art and helping you develop that.. In saying that Yoda would have to be a pro that really takes the time to help people stride here. The one person that automatically coems to mind is Dan/ DSIllutration. He's one of the very few pro's heres that devotes alot of time in helping us little artists out. I think andrew would be a good Windu and ummm...~~> <~~~ Obi Wan??? The dark side... hmm thats interesting... who would be Darth Vader??? I would say Marko for being crazy talented and not giving a fuck what anybody thinks of him... But, a better question who is Luke???

Floris Didden
September 8th, 2005, 05:16 PM
I think my Nerd Alert just exploded.

Blue
September 8th, 2005, 05:27 PM
I would probably just be in the lounge while important things go on everyplace else in the building...wait, thats kinda what I do now anyway. :^^;:

Ilaekae
September 8th, 2005, 07:13 PM
There are certain threads that someone like me shouldn't ever see. Sadly, this was one of them...sigh... :)

Oliver23
September 8th, 2005, 07:14 PM
I think my Nerd Alert just exploded.

cmon, don't tell me the thought never crossed your mind :P

I_LOVE_ART
September 8th, 2005, 07:19 PM
Actually if CA starred in Lord Of The Rings, who would take roles of the characters? :P

Marko Djurdjevic
September 8th, 2005, 07:21 PM
Luke.....I AM your father!

Shamagim
September 8th, 2005, 07:27 PM
cmon, don't tell me the thought never crossed your mind :P

Actually, is weird because the "jedi counsil" is just a counsil, same as any other real political counsil ( a parent counsil, a city counsil, student counsil,etc ).....so the weird thing is that when you though about a political system and the fist thing you ever crossed your mind was a jedi counsil.....


Also to treat another branch of art as "the dark side" is insulting for them, if you or any other concept artist want to be tolerated by other branches, first tolerate them, they arent less than you/us because they choose to go in that particular path.......

Tsk tsk, human nature... :(

N D Hill
September 8th, 2005, 07:28 PM
I'm too cool for this thread.

magicgoo
September 8th, 2005, 08:06 PM
I'm not, Exo.

By being a girl, I automatically get to be Amidala or Leah or Mara JADE!!!! YES!


:nohope:

Oliver23
September 8th, 2005, 08:21 PM
Actually, is weird because the "jedi counsil" is just a counsil, same as any other real political counsil ( a parent counsil, a city counsil, student counsil,etc ).....so the weird thing is that when you though about a political system and the fist thing you ever crossed your mind was a jedi counsil.....


Also to treat another branch of art as "the dark side" is insulting for them, if you or any other concept artist want to be tolerated by other branches, first tolerate them, they arent less than you/us because they choose to go in that particular path.......

Tsk tsk, human nature... :(

Dude! i'm kidding! were all kidding! This is SATIRE. I think most of us would agree that the avant -garde fare doesn't run all that well on CA, its legitimacy or respectability aside (which is in itself an age old question and topic that we can reserve for another thread)

brokk
September 8th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Who wants to be Chewbacca?

Ilaekae
September 8th, 2005, 08:33 PM
Who do we know that's hairy and has the personality of a warthog?

Interceptor
September 8th, 2005, 09:09 PM
I'd wind up as Lando... *sigh* >:|

N D Hill
September 8th, 2005, 09:18 PM
All I know is that the finally finished forum needs more Twi'lek dancing chicks... In fact, I decree that over the next two days I will move all non-twi'lek chick pieces to the critique center. Of course after that, they won't let me moderate anymore but that's the price you gotta pay.

Hamsta
September 8th, 2005, 09:18 PM
Who wants to be Jar-Jar? c'mon I know you do!

Rusty
September 8th, 2005, 10:10 PM
fuck the Jedi council,im a Sith lord with a lightsaber penis!!:devil:

..Jace

draw
September 8th, 2005, 10:27 PM
Drawing is the Force

S.C. Watson
September 8th, 2005, 10:31 PM
Nope. I'm not posting in this thread. Too damn lame.














damn. :$

N D Hill
September 8th, 2005, 10:47 PM
Jedi suck.

Fremen get to ride worms and stab Sting in the throat.

http://www.espacioexterior.net/imagenes-2/dune-15.jpg

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/dunefeyd1small.jpg

winjer
September 8th, 2005, 10:54 PM
Pretty gay thread whoever started this, but the real question is if CA was the planet cybertron would optimus still die in the movie?

Oliver23
September 8th, 2005, 11:09 PM
Pretty gay thread whoever started this, but the real question is if CA was the planet cybertron would optimus still die in the movie?

A pretty gay thread that you, with no ones persuasion, elected to click, read and post on.
>:|

winjer
September 8th, 2005, 11:46 PM
do you have star wars underpants

Ian Mack
September 8th, 2005, 11:54 PM
hah, and cable internet is the Millenium Falcon. :P

CaptainInsano
September 9th, 2005, 01:10 AM
do you have star wars underpants

Winjer,

He's going to fuck you up now! I found a picture of him on the net.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/ParkerD/swk.jpg

alti
September 9th, 2005, 02:13 AM
i'd be jaba, because i eat frogs in little jars.

waronmars
September 9th, 2005, 03:27 AM
i'd so be leia! with a danish on each ear and darth vader drawing near!

asoir
September 9th, 2005, 09:57 AM
I wanna be an extra! ;)

nicolas
September 9th, 2005, 10:05 AM
I can't believe no one mentioned Boba Fett yet....possibly the coolest character out of all the SW flix.

ceberae
September 9th, 2005, 10:29 AM
Pretty gay thread whoever started this, but the real question is if CA was the planet cybertron would optimus still die in the movie?That was hilarious :D

Nero's Master
September 9th, 2005, 11:02 AM
I'm not, Exo.

By being a girl, I automatically get to be Amidala or Leah or Mara JADE!!!! YES!


:nohope:


No way, I'm so Mara. :P

~Lover~
September 9th, 2005, 01:57 PM
I'd be the tea girl :teeth:
~Lover~

broken lizard
September 9th, 2005, 06:25 PM
i get to be some slacking twi'lek student. who keeps carving things in the wall with his lightsaber. i'm just weird like that.

blankslatejoe
September 9th, 2005, 09:42 PM
the better question; if CA were a collection of mimes, in a forest, and a tree fell on them, and no one was around to hear it..would anyone care?

j/k :) this thread was too fun not to post in.

leckronium
September 9th, 2005, 11:19 PM
the better question; if CA were a collection of mimes, in a forest, and a tree fell on them, and no one was around to hear it..would anyone care?

Haha, or better yet...if CA were a collection of mimes, in a forest, and a tree fell on one of us, would anyone else say anything? :tihi:


/couldn't resist, especially with the new posting levels.

Magic Man
September 10th, 2005, 12:07 AM
Fuck being on the Jedi Counsil, I'd want to be Leia.

I'd sit in front of a giant mirror in my slave girl suit all day and fondle myself to an awesome climax of Jabba proportions.

blankslatejoe
September 10th, 2005, 12:50 AM
that'd be a lot better than the last three films... except for the fact that they'd probably only film leia's face and they'd digitally create the rest of your body, complete with lensflares. feh. gotta love ILM

IILooney
September 10th, 2005, 02:39 AM
I'd be the tentacle monster from the waste disposal room and have sex with all the female jedis underwater.

Elwell
September 10th, 2005, 03:06 AM
If there was a Jedi Council of lame threads, this thread would be... I don't know, whoever the hell the head of the Jedi Council is.

Jessica Hook
September 10th, 2005, 03:24 AM
I get to be a MOG!

http://www.jessicahook.com/caorg/mog1.jpg

Oh shit, wrong movie...... sorry
(I still get to be a Mog)

0kelvin
September 10th, 2005, 05:11 AM
I get to be a MOG!

http://www.jessicahook.com/caorg/mog1.jpg

Oh shit, wrong movie...... sorry
(I still get to be a Mog)
AWESOME.



0kelvin

darth massacre
September 10th, 2005, 09:44 AM
That's a tough question.

Very tough.

Coz if I name any names I risk being burned off the face of the earth but if I don't, then its an itch that's waiting to be scratched.

Damn.....

Avetice
September 10th, 2005, 10:36 AM
no
the real question is
is superman a disguise for clark kent or is clark kent a disguise for superman O_O

pocko
September 10th, 2005, 11:38 AM
i know this is straying a bit, but id be darth maul, talented yet unknown :P

Carnifex
September 10th, 2005, 12:41 PM
i'd be a predator and blast you all to smithereens.

Slash
September 10th, 2005, 01:26 PM
Who do we know that's hairy and has the personality of a warthog?


*raises hand*

(I just realized that CA doesnt have a hairy smily..)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/slashesc/hair.gif

//edit: inside it all is the soul of a noble warrior. warthog...? :nohope:

jermainevl
September 10th, 2005, 02:42 PM
Ilaekae would be Yoda because he's pretty much his age... :tihi:

JedSmith520
September 10th, 2005, 03:24 PM
Not Mace Becase he is one cool jedi. :yayca: :yayca:

broken lizard
September 12th, 2005, 02:09 PM
Haha, or better yet...if CA were a collection of mimes, in a forest, and a tree fell on one of us, would anyone else say anything? :tihi:


/couldn't resist, especially with the new posting levels.
you DO know lounge posts don't count? slacking, carving , slacking, carving........

broken lizard
September 12th, 2005, 02:14 PM
I get to be a MOG!

http://www.jessicahook.com/caorg/mog1.jpg

Oh shit, wrong movie...... sorry
(I still get to be a Mog)
that film was so damn funny. like "luke, i am you're father's mother's roommate's ballet teacher's aunt's cousin's uncle's dog's sister's owner's brother's FATHER!" had me rolling on the floor for about an hour.

madster
September 12th, 2005, 02:42 PM
Meesa LIKESA the Councilla, meesa does!

~M

CCThrom
September 12th, 2005, 03:12 PM
I'm a jawa!

*runs around the office yelling "hooteedee" at top volume... gets fired*

JedSmith520
September 13th, 2005, 12:25 AM
May The Jawa Be With You Dude. :yayca: :yayca: :yayca: :yayca: :yayca: