Dungeon Siege...the movie???

[fukifino]

Just found this page on IMDB about a Dungeon Siege Movie (http://imdb.com/title/tt0460780/). You're kidding, right? God, please tell me your kidding.

Attention Hollywood: We don't need any more shitty fantasy movies. We need good ones. Stop polluting my favorite genre with your shit. It's making it hard for other people to take it seriously.

*edit*
Oh lord, I just realized it's being directed by Uwe Boll (http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/). Look at the list of shit he's directing. Someone kill him now please.

[flatliner]

Apparently hes also hunting down the rights too *shudders at thought* Half Life and Metal Gear Solid. The chances of him getting them are 0. But I wish someone would give them to him, because the chance of him being assassinated would sky rocket.

Also, I won't tell you that there's another thread about the Dungeon Seige (http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=47285) movie, it always seems mean to burst someones bubble :bashful:.

[fukifino]

Oops, my bad. I don't check this sub-forum all that regularly, so I didn't notice that one when it came around. :dur:

[0kelvin]

I actually remember at the workshop, during David Freeman's lecture he mentioned he was currently writing the script for Dungeon Siege and was hoping it was going to be the first video game movie to not suck. Ha! Good luck!



0kelvin

[jetpack42]

LOL Matthew Lilliard and Burt Reynolds! ALL STAR CAST!! LOLZZ!!11

[tinyhands]

As I quickly glanced at the title of the thread all I saw was the word 'siege'
Truth be told the first thing that came to my mind was Under Siege 3. I was like, wow, first a ship, then a train, goodness, what zany antics has Segal gotten himself into this time. Upon realizing it was not Under Siege 3, needless to say, I was sadly dissapointed.

-tiny

[Ssenkrah Semaj]

How The Fuck Does Uwe Boll Keep Getting Movies To Direct....none Have Ever Been Commercially Succesfully??????? Fucking German Government And Their Reimbursement To Films Made There.....arrrggghhh!!!!!

Burt fucking Reynolds in a fantasy movie...? That answers it...there is a God and he has a twisted sense of humor!

[fukifino]

As I quickly glanced at the title of the thread all I saw was the word 'siege'
Truth be told the first thing that came to my mind was Under Siege 3. I was like, wow, first a ship, then a train, goodness, what zany antics has Segal gotten himself into this time. Upon realizing it was not Under Siege 3, needless to say, I was sadly dissapointed.

-tiny

LOL, dude, Under Siege 3 would probably be preferrable to this.

[fukifino]

I decided to type uwebollsucks.com into my browser, figuring that since he's universally reviled, SOMEONE had to have registered the domain. I wasn't dissapointed (http://uwebollsucks.com/). :D

[halflife99]

Geh...

[darth massacre]

Who is Uwe Boll?
Dr. Uwe Boll is a German director/producer. He makes bad movies like 'House of the Dead' and 'Alone in the Dark'. He also likes to rape popular videogame franchises and for some reason people just keep giving him money.

Diamond of a find dude.....diamond of a find.


Now he may not be doing a bad thing. He's fucking up all the movie franchises so Hollywood studios will stay away from porting games over to the big screen for a while.

[fionkell]

Apparently hes also hunting down the rights too *shudders at thought* Half Life and Metal Gear Solid.

Darth Vader voice NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's probably already frakked BloodRayne (WHERE ARE THE NAZIS?). Augh!