Random thoughts thread

[JERI]

It's this time of the year again, it gets so freakin' cold that it's a struggle to get out of bed into the chilli corridor to take a leak.

[stoph]

you urinate in the corridor? :S

random thought? i dont got any.. tho i have a random picture...

http://img157.echo.cx/img157/3778/coworkerdrugstories5ey.gif

teehee :}

[JERI]

I'm tempted to just keep an urinal in my room.

In fact, if urinating while lying down isn't so hard, I'd just keep a pee-bottle handy.

[dogfood]

I'm tempted to just keep an urinal in my room.
There are bags expressly designed for that. I even knew this guy who taped a piece of flexible surgical hose to his unit and put the other end in one of the bags (like a reverse catheter).

[Mr Man]

random thoughts eh? Well i got plenty of those.

Have you noticed that all coblars makes keys as well as shoes? well why not confuse them one day by wearing some key shaped shoes?

Erm...bananas and crumpets? :hatsoff:

[nicolas]

I hate summer, all the goodlooking girls are wearing next to nothing...and you get all frustrated...and then ya cant sleep because its too hot. But sunshine is nice.

[DavidCousens]

I hate summer, all the goodlooking girls are wearing next to nothing...

Hold up. You're saying that's a BAD thing?!?!?!?? :jawdrop:

[JERI]

Look Dick, look at Jane!
See her run and play!

[Carnifex]

Hold up. You're saying that's a BAD thing?!?!?!?? :jawdrop:
because he can't get em i suppose. i'd see no other reason. except if they're all wrinkly and stuff or have too many tatoos.

[0kelvin]

I wish I had a girlfriend whose name rhymed with boobs, because then I could write some kickass love poems for her.



0kelvin

[Monkeylizard]

I dunno should I try to be funny? Or... Yeah. :dead:

[s.ketch]

If water was powder, what would you add to it?

Why does walmart never have my 8x11 drawing pad in stock when I need one?

[Tully]

Because Wal Mart is the root of all evil.

I know someone who worked there for four years. She now has gangrenous cysts in both ankles. Obviously, the evil is sucked up through the feet.

[acuna_read]

Why do people post silly threads like this yet people like me pointlessly encourage them by posting infinately more pointless reply's?
Surely we should spend our time more wisely with things such as making cheese from women's breast milk and scraping chewing gum off the floor?

[nicolas]

Hold up. You're saying that's a BAD thing?!?!?!?? :jawdrop:


It is if all you can think about when walking around seeing this is sex....not that Im narrow minded, but when seeing scantly clad girls everywhere....its annoying not coming home to a GF then ;)

[demeter_luna]

random thought ahead...


Cats are funny,
cuz you don't realy know where their pubic hair starts or ends. :^^;:

[stoph]

if catmando cant do a man, why does the cat insist on swimming in souvlaki? :S haha i love randomosity :D

[ivanR_awesome]

There he goes a winter terror
Crushing more bones than Bam Margerra

If off into the ice Abyss
Wear his coat and kitten mitts

-Life as a house on a foundation of rock & roll

[Marcatili]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia
Born and raised
At the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all coolin
or shootin some bball outside of my school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said
"you're movin with your aunty and uncle in bel air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The licence plate said 'Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was weird but I thought,
"nah forget it, yo homes to bel air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally here
To sit on my throne
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air


Random enough for ya?

[talmir]

SSS! Do you hear that! That is the sound of wookies pissing in the woods!

I sense a disturbance in my pants, like millions of voices crying out in pain and then silenced.

May my pants be with you!

What if Vader had been a girl, Would they have implemented xena like boobs in the vader outfit and made it maroon in color?

If the drawing end of the pencil is oposite to the eraser then you could erase the erased parts by drawing over them.

[s.ketch]

Wouldnt it be nasty to eat a bowl of hair. Like have this cereal bows full of long brown hair and pour milk over then start eating it with a fork. :nohope:

What would happen if i just got up walked over their, and started beating up that person for no reason.

[JERI]

What the f@ck is the infatuation that the radio stations have with Kelly Clarkson lately?? The rock station is the only place I can escape her at the moment.

[stoph]

i love this guys random sense of humour..

http://img132.echo.cx/img132/2325/iamthemailking4ac.gif

[Rarze]

I wonder why the clock in my mobile phone still show the correct time even if i turn it off... it has to be some kind of magic spell

[darth massacre]

Random thought of the day:

I'm broke, the client's haven't paid. Gotta take some time out of projects to rob a bank.

[glikster]

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Whoever wrote that song wrote everything.

-Steven Wright

[corky13]

I LOVE SUMMER ... I LOVE MY LIFE ! IM GOD ! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!
sorry...just recieved the information that i sucessfully finished the shool grade for this year...so i don`t have to learn over the holidays for some wussy test -,- ... BEER FOR EVERYONE !!!

[Mr Man]

hehe imagine if boba fett started wearing a bobble hat he could be called bobble fett. I think that would suit him.

[stoph]

but would it make for being killed by him even more humiliating? i can just see the shame inherant of being smacked down by a dude called "Bobble Fet". that, and would he still be able to command respect (and accordingly, assignments) with such an unfortunate name? hmmm..

[Carnifex]

well bobba fett ain't that respect-filling either. atleast for me. most of all seeing as "fett" means "fat" in german.
hilarious randomness:
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics.shtml

[ArtbyWard]

Doc gave me some pills for my ugly teenager-skin, and the thing is your skin burns twice as hard in the sun with it! Argh! My country only sees like 10 days of sun in the year and guess who's all nice and shiny in the sky right now >:{

[Interceptor]

I've come to realize that I have a huge issue with creepy-crawlie things. I thought it was just spiders, until I was walking to the bus stop this morning, at first I just thought I saw a small snake, oh no... this was the biggest fucking worm I have ever seen in my life. I actually jumped when I saw it. This is was almost as thick around and my index finger.That's nasty. Then I got to thinking, I'm also not very fond of bees or ants as well... beetles gross me ouch. Roach's give me nightmares and cicadas.. well they just kind of piss me off. I've seen someone worse than me, though. My pal Dan is deathly afraid of bugs, especially moths. So when we went to Lethbridge, he slammed our hotel door or bikini clad ladies because he thought he saw a moth. It was really quite funny. I did'nt realize how much it bothered him until, I was coming back from getting food, when I looked on the floor a saw a (granted.. fucking enormous) june bug. I was grossed out, but Dan was in a state of near-paralysis from fear of the creature. I wish I still had the photo... but to illustrate the size of the bug, when Dan got the courage to move, and he jumped on it, it sounded like he had popped bubble wrap.. pleasant, neh? And I don't know why I have such a weak stomach / fear for these creatures when I know that most of them can't hurt me.. that's just how it is, though. Granted I'm getting better, and if my mom or sister see a spider or something I have no problem /pwning it.

[JARhead]

Why dont I care about the things most people actually care about? Am I heartless? Or is every one drama queens? It bugs me I dont feel the same emotions as everyone around me at times.

11 in the morning, I could be sleeping ...

[CaptainInsano]

It's hard to tell by these pictures, but Tatyana Ali and I kind of look alike.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/ParkerD/taty-small.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/ParkerD/parkerd2.jpg

[Mr Man]

Yes i think her long hair matches your short hair exactly.

[CaptainInsano]

Well, I mean facial structure wise. I could be the male version of her.... uh... may be not? Either way, she's hot <3

[Mr Man]

So your saying you fancey yourself then :^^:

[CaptainInsano]

don't tell everyone! :$

[JERI]

That means you won't need much erotic material to masturbate anymore, convenient.

[CaptainInsano]

Jeri
Wow, you might be right.

Believe it or not, but I'm being honest to GOD, I don't have any pornography. No magazines, no movies, and I don't look at internet porn. I don't have anything against porn, I LIKE porn when I do happen to come across it, but somewhere over the years I've lost interest...

It's sort of like Pizza. It was awesome when I was a kid and wanted it all the time... But now, I don't think about it. I still like it, but its not a big deal.

[Redder]

This is not a scam, really... If it was why would I put it on my 1337 site?

Marko Djurdjevic and JERI I know your reading this!

[Denart]

http://img132.echo.cx/img132/2325/iamthemailking4ac.gif
does he have a site with more of those funnies? :wink:

Marko Djurdjevic and JERI I know your reading this!
oh snaps
haahaaaa

[darth massacre]

Bloody hell! If you guys have too much time to think random thoughts. Why not put that brain power into good use!?




Like helping me think up a way to rob a bank (and getting away with it). Money's running low and I'm running out of options :teeth:

[N D Hill]

If I ever meet a celebrity, I hope it's Tony Danza. I've always wanted to walk up to him and say, "you're not the boss of me!" At that point, he'd tell me to leave and I would.

[Interceptor]

Or push him around while sceraming, "I'M the boss, ***** !!"

[LaPalida]

Like you know how all the houses have numbers ... like odd on the right and even on the left ... why is it that some numbers are missing in chunks ... like you would have 2056 and then suddenly you skip 2058 all the way to 2066...????? why? or do we have like magical mystical creatures living in all those numbered houses but we just can't see them cuz were just lowly moogles?

[s.ketch]

Like you know how all the houses have numbers ... like odd on the right and even on the left ... why is it that some numbers are missing in chunks ... like you would have 2056 and then suddenly you skip 2058 all the way to 2066...????? why? or do we have like magical mystical creatures living in all those numbered houses but we just can't see them cuz were just lowly moogles?

ahahhaha. its Muggles not moogles.

RANDOM THOUGHT
'are they the geek for getting it wrong, or am i the geek because i read the books and i corrected them' :$

[LaPalida]

oh yeah you're right ... kinda tired I guess (I did read the books damn it). Moogle thats the little white creature from Final Fantasy3. Wait skip that still tired ... that would be Mog no? Or is he also a moogle? :x

[stoph]

Denart - a friend of mine has the site, he sent me about 43652987659 of em over msn so i cant tell you the site at the moment, but as for now ill leave you with not one.. but 7 of them! :D

No. 1
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/5540/adegreeinenglish8st.gif

No. 2
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/2848/hamsterdrivin7kt.gif

No. 3
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/2121/alongstraightroad9xp.gif

No. 4
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/7348/anotherfailedinterview6vs.gif

No. 5
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/4408/canthaveanythingnice3ev.gif

No. 6
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/5594/howisyourproject3de.gif

AAAANNND lastly No. 7
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/1570/itisempty4cr.gif

i think he has something going on with mail..

[Slash]

If you took all sixteen, put them back then removed four of them, twelve would need nine to taste the blue. four incarnations of the three all dancing around number five. All thirtyeight of them returned at the same time as they arrived. Number thirtynine would bring the black snow.

[stoph]

whaaaaaaat?!! :S

[s.ketch]

If you took all sixteen, put them back then removed four of them, twelve would need nine to taste the blue. four incarnations of the three all dancing around number five. All thirtyeight of them returned at the same time as they arrived. Number thirtynine would bring the black snow.

True, but if you had four, resent it to ninety then abridged the clouds, the secondary principle wouldnt be negated. But as we all know, seven of the twenty-two philosiphies sent to throught the next tumbler, would give you a result of fourty-rhymes.

[ExilE]

Ok, um random thought eh....well here's one. A hypothetical situation I suppose. What if you pissed cool-aide? And let's say it didn't cause you any ill effects (other than the psychological damage from drinking one's own urine), would you drink it, knowing full and well that it is in fact your own piss? What if someone you knew pissed a fruity beverage, would you drink theirs? :vodkamachine:

Oh yeah I forgot to add something... theres a 12.5% chance that if you drink the cool-aide urine beverage, your parents, close friends, and your mailman will find out about it. The catch is that it tastes amazing.

[cotron]

Denart - a friend of mine has the site, he sent me about 43652987659 of em over msn so i cant tell you the site at the moment

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/

[Denart]

ahha! thanks cotron for the link! mystery solved (and thanks stoph for posting the images)
The comics remind me of the Perry Bible Fellowship (http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html) comics.

randomness!
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF077BCDealwiththeDevil.jpg

randomness!
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF025BCDinosaurMeteors.jpg

randomness!
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF002ADQPIInterview.jpg

randomness!
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF056BCPuppyWish.jpg

randomness!
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF010ADTurtleCare.jpg

randomness oohm!

>:D

[JERI]

Tears of laughter at this stuff...

http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/Dino2.jpg
http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/Dino3.jpg
http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/Dino4.jpg
http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/Dino5.jpg
http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/Dino6.jpg
http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/Dino7.jpg

[0kelvin]

Tears of laughter at this stuff...

http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/Dino2.jpg


Hehe, that one's been my desktop wallpaper for the last two weeks.



0kelvin

[Interceptor]

I hate summer, all the goodlooking girls are wearing next to nothing...and you get all frustrated...and then ya cant sleep because its too hot. But sunshine is nice.

oooh man. I always look out my office window and see the lovely ladies... then I pull my chair in closer to my desk, because I naughty thoughts :(

[fukifino]

I wonder if iguanas can set their eyes at two different focal lengths simultaneously

[N D Hill]

I wonder if iguanas can set their eyes at two different focal lengths simultaneously

They can. I used to have an iguana and his eyes were in the sides of his head. I'd even go as far as to say that they're incapable of fixing both eyes directly in front of them like a chameleon can. He'd always have to cock his head to the side to look at you. All lizards can swivel their eyes around. Chameleons are the only ones with large enough sockets to make their eyes actually both lock on to one point ahead of them, giving them stereoscopic vision in order to zero in on prey.

I wonder if dinosaurs could do the same thing... If only that damn flood didn't wipe them out 5 thousand years ago. :P

[stoph]

JERI that is the most frawesome (freaking + awesome = frawesome) thing evorrr :D haha

[Slash]

True, but if you had four, resent it to ninety then abridged the clouds, the secondary principle wouldnt be negated. But as we all know, seven of the twenty-two philosiphies sent to throught the next tumbler, would give you a result of fourty-rhymes.


what the fuck are you talking about? youre screwing up my riddle!!

[LaPalida]

haha JERI. The comic is hilarious ... because the guy who did it actually believes that stuff. I ain't kidding either. I read about this earlier on pharyngula and eventually the guy was laughed at so much that he had to come defend himself on a blog. ROFL. Talk about wasting your talent .... :nohope:

http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/comments/why_is_it_called_biblical_literalism/
http://www.pinkoski.com/files/index.php?id=41
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html

[JERI]

haha JERI. The comic is hilarious ... because the guy who did it actually believes that stuff. I ain't kidding either. I read about this earlier on pharyngula and eventually the guy was laughed at so much that he had to come defend himself on a blog. ROFL. Talk about wasting your talent .... :nohope:

http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/comments/why_is_it_called_biblical_literalism/
http://www.pinkoski.com/files/index.php?id=41
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html

Whoa, so they guy went about drawing his own silly intepretation of a silly account of history proclaimed by the Bible, all without getting paid??!!

[fukifino]

They can. I used to have an iguana and his eyes were in the sides of his head. I'd even go as far as to say that they're incapable of fixing both eyes directly in front of them like a chameleon can. He'd always have to cock his head to the side to look at you. All lizards can swivel their eyes around. Chameleons are the only ones with large enough sockets to make their eyes actually both lock on to one point ahead of them, giving them stereoscopic vision in order to zero in on prey.

I wonder if dinosaurs could do the same thing... If only that damn flood didn't wipe them out 5 thousand years ago. :P


Not quite what I was pondering...I know they point in different directions...it's the focal length I was musing about.

[syris]

i wonder if anyone ever turned around when they read redder's location... i did :P

[JERI]

I have gone to skiing before, but I was so young back then I barely remember a thing about it.

So what do you guys recommend me to bring along apart from the ones on the list they gave me? It tells me to bring:

layers of clothing with wool or polypropylene next to the skin
a waterproof/windproof jacket and waterproof leggings.
gloves and hat
sunglasses + sunscreen
plenty of warm clothes

I plan to give snowboarding a try. Anybody done snowboarding before? Is it easier or harder to learn compared to skiing.

[Marcatili]

when most people think of nothingness they think of blackness....

but- put your hand somewhere behind your head, not touching you. now without moving your head or your eyes, look at that hand (no looking in the reflection on your monitor or anything else either). what can you see of your hand? you can't see anything...you definitely don't see blackness back there...
for all intents and purposes your hand is nothing- at least in terms of the visual sense.

if you stand in a very quiet place all alone and look west, everything to the east of you is visually non-existent...it is nothing to you- your eyes perceive nothing behind you.

Your other senses might tell you otherwise but visually it is nothing.

Like that old riddle- If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? Are sound waves (vibrations) only sound because those vibrations are perceived that way by our brains? Physics should tell us that the impact of the falling tree would make a vibration which *could* be perceived by ears if there were any around to hear it...but if no-one hears it, is the sound actually a sound? Is sound created by vibration or by our brains perception and interpretation of those vibrations?

And if the tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, there must also be no one around to see it...so how do we know the tree fell at all?

Also, JERI- I haven't heard Triple J play a single Kelly Clarkson song...
If all the other radio stations play Kelly Clarkson and you don't tune in to hear it, will she make a sound?

[CaptainInsano]

:drool:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/ParkerD/taty.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/ParkerD/3Tatyana-Ali.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/ParkerD/Tatevery_kg.jpg

[waronmars]

Allow me to disturb you. For the ladies in the house...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/jminis72/hotguy1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/jminis72/maninspa.jpg
Questioning your sexuality yet, guys?


And my wtfpic

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/jminis72/colin04big.jpg
Hey! It's Colin Firth! But wtf is he bathing in...?

[glikster]

And if the tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, there must also be no one around to see it...so how do we know the tree fell at all?


If a tree falls on a mime in a forest.... does anybody care?

[Redder]

i wonder if anyone ever turned around when they read redder's location... i did :P

Except I wasn't behind you because of the restraining order! Blah blah blah 100 feet away blah blah.

[CaptainInsano]

If a tree falls on a mime in a forest.... does anybody care?

If a man says something and no women are around to hear him ... is he still wrong?

[Groove Zombie]

If a man says something with no women around ... is he still wrong?
You're buying me a new moniter... I just got milk all over mine. Punk.

Edit: HAW... quoted before you changed it :teeth:

[jfwalls]

I like Santa Claus.

[stoph]

sorry to ruin any holiday cheer there jfwalls, but that ol' saint nick died a couple o hundred years ago. the dude youve envisioned as your "bringer of gifts" is no more than a Coca-Cola promotion thats outstayed its welcome.

im evil. mwahahaa...

[glikster]

If a man says something and no women are around to hear him ... is he still wrong?
Depends....... no, he's still wrong.

[jfwalls]

:nohope:

[JERI]

I've just dislodged another guy's rear bumper in an auto-accident.

Guess I can kiss my last 3 month's salary good bye.

[JERI]

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/isahq/ass/nzgames%20ugly/7.jpg

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

[JERI]

EXAMS' OVER!!

No more friggin' exams! Woot! Woot! Sabbath starts from here to August! So long semester 1! I only loved you so I could screw my bachelor degree outta yeah!

YEEHAW!!

[Number_6]

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The licence plate said 'Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was weird but I thought,
"nah forget it, yo homes to bel air!"


And I thought it was "Yo ho! To bel air!"

Heh, forget Orlando Bloom. I want to see Will Smith in Pirates of the Carribean.

"Skeleton pirates!? AW HELL NO!"

[Texahol]

does anyone else find urination almost as much of a waste of time as sleeping?

[asoir]

Urinating fucking rules.

[NoSeRider]

People have the sensibilities of Rottweilers.

[Texahol]

is anyone else really bored at work right now?

[Carnifex]

no...i'm trying to kill time till i go drink with my friends.
in the meantime i'm waiting for someone to comment on my pics (sb or photos).
random thought: pandora is a strange name for an internet radio station.it kinda fits though.

[Carnifex]

the cheese on my pizza looks like semen

[Kman.]

It seems whenever I go get my laundry out of the dryer and I'm too lazy to put it away, I set it on something in my room, and 10 minutes later I ALWAYS need to move the laundry to sit there or do something there. So I'm thinking.. if I put my laundry on my drawing table, 10 minutes later I'll be obligated to use it. Subconscious motivation.

[glynn james]

Allow me to disturb you. For the ladies in the house...


Questioning your sexuality yet, guys?



Nope. coz I can't see anything! Ha

BTW

Why do cars look like eggs?

[lysander]

for advertising purposes of course.

beep beep

http://photos.expansys.us/photos/i/f/f104866020.jpg

[JERI]

Thomas the Tank Engine vs Fifty Cent! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5gVhXszrGY&search=thomas%20the%20tank%20engine)

[JERI]

Snowboarding rocks!

One of the most exhilarating experiences ever!

[AndreasM]

pandora.com should have an option that leaves out all the angsty teenage american emo and punk rock vocalists when I really just want to listen to bands that sounds like Fantomas.

I'm really hungry, but eating is getting damn boring.




...

[Ilaekae]

If you decided to walk backwards all the time, how long would it take your toes to migrate to your heels?

[Lady Medusa]

pandora.com should have an option that leaves out all the angsty teenage american emo and punk rock vocalists when I really just want to listen to bands that sounds like Fantomas.
Put in song titles, not bands. It works better ;)

[Slash]

If you decided to walk backwards all the time, how long would it take your toes to migrate to your heels?


I'd guess 100 generations or something..

[corky13]

i would really like top be drunk and together with some friends atm. Alkohol is the work of the devil and thus we have to destroy it wherever we can find some shots ! :P