Random Vin Diesel Facts....

[bRyaN]

http://www.4q.cc/vin/


Vin Diesel wrote How to Cook an Omelet Using only the Power of Your Mind which resulted in the deaths of thirteen people in Plano, Texas.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a 747 over Hawaii and punt giant bags of kittens out of the plane into Volcanoes below. It is believed that the Pompeii eruption was started this way.
Vin Diesel feasts on the blood of little children to gain more power.

Vin Diesel has racked up over nine billion Flawless Victories in Mortal Kombat. Not as a character, he went into the game itself.

[Carnifex]

:ap: :ao: :ai: :an: :at: :al: :ae: :as: :as: :a!:
and those facts are stupid also. :nohope:

[Red_Rook]

"When Vin Diesel dies, he will return to the life stream and stop Meteor."


tchia that was a given.

so is:

"Vin once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists."

oh and especially:
"Vin Diesel is the cause of gravity. He picked 9.8 m/s for the gravitational constant because he deemed it to be "a fucking awesome number." And that was that."

[Profil]

haha
Vin Diesel grew up eating Koalas but has since changed his ways. He now eats Bald Eagles.

[MoP]

"Vin Diesel has written every single piece of classic literature published between 1256 and 1895. The original manuscripts, penned with his child-like block letters and stick-figures humping, are in the possession of the Freemasons."

That's some funny stuff right there :teeth:

[glikster]

If you dare even think about calling Vin Diesel by his real name, it will set off a chain of events that would find the two of you, decades from now, trying to kill each other with .50 caliber Browning M2 machine guns in Chilpancingo, Mexico on New Years Eve. While dressed as penguins.


Nice.

[Red_Rook]

It's a well-known fact that Vin Diesel plays Dungeons & Dragons, but a lesser-known fact is that he plays D&D with Owen Wilson, Kevin Spacey, and Carrie-Anne Moss. Jeff Goldblum is the Dungeon Master.


ooh that one just made my day :D



Vin Diesel controls all air traffic via an old SNES Advantage controller.

[bRyaN]

:ap: :ao: :ai: :an: :at: :al: :ae: :as: :as: :a!:
and those facts are stupid also. :nohope:

you're stupid and pointless.... :dur: so there!!!!

Nah, just kidding...or am i!?!?!?! :x

[bRyaN]

I laughed for 15 min on this one...

Vin Diesel kicked the original Gerber baby in the face because he gave him "a look."

[sparth]

hehehe i had a few good laughs.
cool link bryan. :D

[ArtbyWard]

"Vin Diesel Is in fact Luke Skywalker's Father. "

I've allways knew it!

[bRyaN]

My day has sucked, but thanks to Vin Diesels awesomeness everything is good...

When told there was a random fact site about him, Vin Diesel smiled, laughed a bit, then ascended into the sky, kinda like Jesus but better.

[jetpack42]

"Vin Diesel once threw a medicine ball around the world."

hehe.

[Sok N. Wett]

Real fact....

Vin Diesel use to be a breakdancer, and you could see his video on the internet, he was young at the time.

[nicolas]

A 15 minute rap battle between Diesel's character and Adolf Hitler was cut before the final release of Saving Private Ryan.


OMG...I just pictured it in my mind.... :x

[Bishop Six]

Nice post, bRyaN. Here are some good ones I saw.

"Vin Diesel killed the Dead Sea."

"Vin Diesel invented trees."

"Vin Diesel's mother was an astrologist. When asked what it was like giving birth to her son, she looked out the window and wept."

"Vin Diesel once destroyed a Catholic orphanage after a nun neglected to put "The" before his name when addressing him." <- that one is awesome!! lol



Edit:
Sorry, I gotta post these two....

"Vin Diesel can suck the insides out of a Malteaser without breaking the chocolate. He once tried to recreate this trick with an egg. Four people were killed, another two blinded."

"Vin Diesel invented the phrase "PWN3D" after a fist-fight with Ghandi, the details of which he has never released."

[endregan]

Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin.

[Dizon]

ok REAL Vin Diesel fact :

He is a BIG fan of DND

[James Kei]

Yup, I hear that he plays D&D regularly, and that his character of choice is a Drow Elf Cleric.
What a nerd!
So there is such a thing as a cool geek.
He makes me feel a bit better about playing every friday. hehe.

[prostate sunrise]

Vin Diesel's tattoo in XXX was the name of his favorite 2nd Edition DnD character. It said "Malchor." Malchor was a Dual Specialized Drow Witch Hunter.


now thats cool.

[jermainevl]

Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.
We are all but a part of a dream that Vin Diesel is having.
Seismology is the study of Vin Diesel's masturbation habits.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that Vin Diesel is the number 1 cause of tooth decay.

pretty funny.. i just can't get enough! :)
.. i wonder how many facts there are...the amazing thing is someone actually could come up with this stuff!

[N D Hill]

If you ask Vin Diesel any question in Romanian he must answer it. But afterwards the life of your first born child is forfeit.

He won the Civil War, but later felt bad for the Union and let them say that they won.

Vin Diesel once sat on a Cactus plant. When asked how it felt he replied "Like the souls of a thousand men all suffered for my indulgence." He then shit out tiny 6 ATVs.

Vin Diesel knows where all the cookies have gone, and he ain't tellin' you shit.

Vin Diesel once impregnated a mule, regardless of them being impotent.

Despite popular belief, Vin Diesel's groin is the true inspiration for the Sacajawea Dollar.

Vin takes three-month vacations between each of his movie shoots. During this time, he teaches an advanced level course in poetry composition at Yale. The course is notoriously difficult to get into, and out of.

Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume.

Vin Diesel made a cameo appearance in Surf Ninjas -- however, his scene was subsequently cut out after he punctured Ernie Reyes Jr.'s throat with a golden umbrella.

Vin Diesel is Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.

Despite being hairless, biologists believe Vin Diesel to be a mammal.

Vin Diesel can simply walk into Mordor

Ironically enough, he created the temporal paradox that threatens his own existence.

Vin Diesel only feeds once every thousand years, exclusively on the flesh of virgins from the Isle of Crete

Vin Diesel explodes every Tuesday at 4:03 AM Eastern Time, only to reassemble himself from the scattered parts and frog DNA.

[HugeHarHar]

Vin Diesel has a baseball cap made entirely out of ham.

If Vin Diesel hears you refer to a "water fountain" as a "bubbler", he will execute you on the spot.

In order to gain lordship over Hell, Lucifer was forced to sell his soul to Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel killed Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is not yet aware of this, as Vin Diesel has not chosen to make this death known.

Vin Diesel will grant you three wishes if you can guess Yoda's last name.

[cotron]

Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist who was first baptized by Vin Diesel. Purposefully holding him underwater, Diesel didn't relent until John acknowledged the suppression of the Sacred Feminine in Hebrew mysticism. He then crashed the Garden of Eden where he ghosted Adam and wore the Serpent as a retro-cool pimp belt. Afterwards, he renamed all the animals species using only anagrams of the letters G, A and R. He later pitched to Jesus a remake of "Guys and Dolls" with the Archangel Michael as Nathan Detroit and Satan as Big Jule. Vin Diesel and Jesus composed the song "Convoy" to pad out the third act.

Vin Diesel can fit two rolls of quarters in his foreskin. He discovered this on a fishing trip with the late Charles De Gaul.

Vin Diesel has solved all of history's greatest problems with ho-slappings and his unique ability to ejaculate anti-matter.

[Faxtar]

Reminds me of the old SNL sketch out the mythical Bill Brasky (http://www.sloarsociety.150m.com/billbrasky.html) . And wasnt there a thread here where people made Brasky-esq stories about Jason Manley? I remember it being pretty funny.

[Slash]

"Vin Diesel can simply walk into Mordor"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! It might be the lack of sleep, but i laughed until my stomack hurt when i read that one.



Another cool fact: I just finished "escape from butchers bay", and i really love that game, and the character riddick. Vin Diesel is now on my cool actor list. He`s currently right under depp..

[obid619]

no offense but i dont find them funny. meh. :zzz:

[sparth]

slash, i laughed whole minutes on that one really.

[endregan]

hahah i dont know why but this stuff is too funny.

Vin Diesel was the first man to ever successfully bowl a perfect game using only his MIND POWERS

[ExeCute]

All Gmail invitations must first be cleared with Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel is the only one who may touch The Last Unicorn.

Only Vin Diesel can prevent forest fires.

Vin Diesel has an evil twin who he converted to good, thus turning himself evil.

The U.S. actually dropped Vin Diesel onto Hiroshima, and that one can speak for itself.

Vin Diesel knows why we really like Apple Jacks even though they don't taste like apples.

thanks for the smile bryan :) that site's addictive

[cotron]

Anyone who is found to be extremely attractive has had cocaine snorted off of their taint by Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel likes to take the form of Catholic priests as a hobby in order to antagonize god for being a too much of a pussy to play him in a game of Scrabble.

It has been said that Vin Diesel will the last being alive when the universe comes to an end. It is for this reason he invented pornography.

[Undertow]

Vin Diesel Break Dancin' (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html)

[nicolas]

LOL Undertow....Vin had the popping skillz fer sure!!! bboy with the vengance!! word.

[Bretton]

Vin Diesel's penis was the stunt double for the snake in the movie Anaconda.

[P E N Ricklund]

Mouhahahaa!!! I laught a the way through this thread :confident

[S.C. Watson]

An assassination attempt was taken upon Vin Diesel's life; he was poisoned, shot repeatedly, beaten, and then tossed into an icy river. He later rose from the river in the springtime and proceeded to savagely destroy downtown Tokyo. The events were later written recorded in written form and became known as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

werd. :donk:

[Carnifex]

ok,i admit some of these "facts" are funny.

and damn those breakdance videos were cool/gay! the second one was the best! he totally got kicked in his nuts!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!





other than that, he really has a damn cool voice.

[glikster]

An assassination attempt was taken upon Vin Diesel's life; he was poisoned, shot repeatedly, beaten, and then tossed into an icy river. He later rose from the river in the springtime and proceeded to savagely destroy downtown Tokyo. The events were later written recorded in written form and became known as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The first part of that actually happened to Rasputin.

[Rkhon]

omg these are friggin hilarious, i have to stop reading them...im gonna get introuble for laughing at work. if only vin diesel was here, he'd show them whats up.

[helix7]

I love this one:

"Vin Diesel once taught a woman to love again by repeatedly punching her in the face."

:D

[Bishop Six]

It has been proposed by some people that Vin Diesel may not actually exist, and is simply a myth told to children to keep them in line. The reason these allegations are not well known is due to the fact that everyone who makes such allegations is found nude in a field with their skin removed and replaced by "Keep on Trucking!" bumper stickers.

That's no moon, it's Vin Diesel.

After a grueling 47 day battle with Walt Disney, Vin Diesel finally beat him at rock, paper, scissors and thus froze Disney solid. Disney's frozen body is now on display at Vin Diesel's fortress of badassitude.

Vin Diesel was responsible for the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand. It happened because nobody came to his fifteen millionth birthday party.

If you use a computer to take a 3-dimensional topographical layout of Vin Diesel's body, then divide every coordinate on the graph by pi, the outcoming number will cause the computer to become self-aware.

Paradoxically, half of Vin Diesel equals one Vin Diesel. This means that one quarter Vin Diesel also equals one Vin Diesel, and on and on forever. The Vin Diesel that we perceive is the sum total of an infinite amount of Vin Diesels and his powers reflect this.

Most of Sherlock Holmes' cases were in fact solved by Vin Diesel, with much greater use of the "backbreaker" finishing move than is traditionally given credit. However Watson sold him out and the fabricated stories had already gone to press by the time Vin Diesel tracked Watson down to Switzerland, gave him the flying clothesline and threw him off the Reichenbach falls.

[Molly]

...we must give thanks and praise to Vin Diesel for this thread....


Mx

[Floris Didden]

Vin Diesel stole my frog. Him name is Hopkin Green Frog.