How to start.

[Cannibal80]

This tutorial I have written myself in about 1 minute during one of the more boring moments at work:

HOW TO START - lesson 1 - pencil

step 1: take a pencil, sharpened, B

step 2: pick it up
No! Not with that! Your hand. HAND! H-E-N-D... hand! The thing on the end of your arm. ARM! A-R-... *sigh*

OK... start over:

HOW TO START (v1.1) - lesson 1 - basic human anatomy

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;)

Next week: lesson 2 - advanced human anatomy - glands

[Cannibal80]

Jeez!

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[chris]

i thought it was a joke :)

chris

[Cannibal80]

... it was... *sigh*

I'm in a sad, sad place right now.

Nobody likes my jokes, or my replies...

It's so bad that I have to reply to my own posts to get things started.

Where are the people with cynical mindsets?
:confused:

Oh well... back to masturbationville
:p

[chris]

lol, not to worry, you arent alone. i guess the humor part of my head is shut down from lack of sleep. btw... in your directions you listed a sharpened pencil... well... can i use a mechanical pencil instead? not sure if im doing this right..

chris

[Cannibal80]

Well caller, that's a good question!

Let's switch to our material expert, Prof. Jugendstein:

Ja? Vell zat kvestion iz a koot van ja?

I guess it all depends on vat joo are triynk to do.
Personally, for shadink my drawinks, I use a sharpened, vooden, pencil, und lay it on it's zide, zo I have a beeg shadink area und I can build ap ze darkness ztroke by ztroke.

Veil for line-art, I use a mechanical van.

Gut zo? Ja, schön. Danke.

Thank you, Prof. Jugendstein.

I hope that answers your questions caller?

Hello... ? Caller?

[nacho]

i dunno if i got that part about picking the so called "pencil" (whatever that is) up. do i have to detach the ultra-fine-0,02-laser-drawing-module from my right arm for that and buy a new module called "hand"?

[Cannibal80]

To use the <object> called "pencil", you will need to <identify.object = "opposable thumb">

Ofcourse, any model digit_simulator (v3.6 and above) has this feature baked into it's hardware.

[zak]

hand??? i remember these primitive extensions. must upgrade to newer modules very soon. tsk tsk. next thing you tell me youre still using paper and paint and pens and things like that. disgraceful i say!

[keyth]

i like cheese.

[leroy]

HEY! I HAVE A HAND!!!

SOME PEOPLE JUST DON"T HAVE TO MONEY FOR ANYTHING ELSE!!!! OKAY!!! :mad:

it's hard..... really hard...okay.....

*sniffle*

[Galo]

wannun grapjassen die nederlanders he....:bash:

[nil]

hehe, i remember when there were less than a dozen threads in this forum, and this was one of them...kinda sad really :D

[amphex]

This deserves a big ole bump =)
:cool:

[Darrell Bowman]

i just want to draw a paycheck ;-)