Favorite/Awesome Quotes

[davi]

Your favorite quotes from movies and games!


Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Captain Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.

- Casablanca

[fukifino]

"Shut that bitch up before I come over there and fuck start her face." - Way of the Gun

"You're right Ray. No HUMAN would stack books like that" - Venkmen from Ghostbusters (but really, this whole fucking movie is a quote fest)

[MrSmith]

every quote in Army of Darkness

Every quote in a Coen Bros. movie

dead alive
"that's my mother you're pissing on!"
"your mother ate my dog!"
"- not all of it."


snatch:
Turkish: [making tea] Would you like sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.


clerks:
Randal Graves: I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?


Good Bad and Ugly:
Man With No Name : You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

One Armed Man : I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco : When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

[N D Hill]

Kill Bill: The whole film has such cool, melodramatic, dialog. I can't help but get all pumped everytime I watch it. David Caradine better win a friggin best-supporting-actor Oscar for his role in these movies.

"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. Now Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

"When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other that not only does God exist, you’re doing his will."

"...Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S is the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race, sort of like ******* ***** and Mrs. Tommy Plympton."

"Sake? In the middle of the day?"

[Skank]

"Dude, chicks want a guy with skills. Like, nunchaku skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.." Napoleone Dynomite

that movie has a TON of great lines

" You cant get off unless you get on!"
Mary Jane in SpiderMan2

lol, hilarious

"Yo Mike!! Have some decency!"
" Marcus! Man! What the fuck am i gonna do with these bigass dead titties!??!"
Bad Boyz 2

[N D Hill]

Jay and Silent Bob

"What the fuck's the internet?"

[kgb]

the whole film of "FightClub"
if you care to read alot of them its here
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes

[Lauren Short]

Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"



Donnie Darko

[N D Hill]

Another gem from Donnie Darko.

Girl waiting for bus 1: Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere!
Girl waiting for bus 2: What are feces?
Girl waiting for bus 1: Baby mice.
Girl waiting for bus 2&3: Awwww...

[Silvertone]

"SOMEBODYS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE WINDSHIELD!"
-Billy Zane,Memphis Belle

[SeraphSword]

Spaceballs
"This is NOW Now."
"But what about then?"
"We just missed it."

Pitch Black
"You said it was clear!"
"I said it looks clear."
"Well, hows it look now?"
"...Looks clear."

[RoamDog]

"If you don't contorl your mind, someone else will" --Voltaire


"Your mom goes to college" --Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

Don: So what did you do for the summer Napoleon?
Napoleon: I said I was in Alaska hunting wolverines with my uncle!
Don: did you kill any?
Napoleon: YEAH! like 50 of them! they were attacking my cousin, what would you do?!
Don: what gun did you use?
Napoleon: A 12 Gauge, what do you think?! GOSH!


Napoleon: Theres lots of gangs in this school, one gang kept wanting me to join because i have such good bowstaff skills.

BEST LINE EVER!!! (for those who saw the movie anyway haha)
Napoleon: wait, I have to put in the crystals.

HAHAHHAHAHHAH

[S.C. Watson]

Quote from the inside cover of a Traveller role playing game rule book, circa 1992, give or take:

"Information is controlled by those who provide it"
- Anonymous

Others:

"If you can't kill them, join them and kill them later."
"If someone joins you, put them in the front lines to prove their worth."

[RoamDog]

-- "The early bird gets the worn, but the early worn gets eaten"
I have no clue where that quote is from and don't remember where i heard it, but i love it. gives me an excuse to me lazy sometimes. hahah

"NO WAY!....we landed on the MOON!!" - Jim Carey from dumb and dumber

"hmm I thought the rocky mountains would be a little more rockier then this" Jeff Daniels from dumb and dumber

[Red_Rook]

snatch quote fest

So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

-bullet tooth tony


Turkish:
What's that?

Tommy:
It's me belt, Turkish.

Turkish:
No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

Tommy:
It's for protection.

Turkish:
Protection from what . . . zee Germans?


Mickey O'Neil:
J'like dags?

Tommy:
"Dags?"

Mickey O'Neil:
What?

Mickey O'Neil's Mother:
Yeah, dags.

Mickey O'Neil:
Dags, ya like dags?

Tommy:
Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.


sry i lorv that movie <3

[nil]

Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness:

King Guy: Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
Ash: Just me, baby, just me.

Well, I could write the entire script here, but that's one of the better ones, IMO.

[frosty]

You gotta know your limitations.

Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood

[MrSmith]

predator: the greatest movie of all time

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!

Poncho: Major, you'd better take a look at this.
Dutch: Did you find Hawkins?
Poncho: I... I can't tell.

best cheesy hero line ever
[After Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.

Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die

[Silvertone]

Hey MrSmith, "strap this on your saur-ASS!"

Predator is the best! 8)

[acuna_read]

Before I post this no-one start with dissabled rubbish, its hilarious and I dont care.

By David Blunkett MP- "I have never seen such a file" :blahblah:

[N D Hill]

"hmm I thought the rocky mountains would be a little more rockier then this" Jeff Daniels from dumb and dumber

"Yeah. That 'John Denver's full of shit!"

You forgot Jim Carey's classic response.

[light]

"Come on, thats ridicolous, fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!!"

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?"

"The first bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"The more you learn the more you know, the more you know the more your forget the more you forget the more you have to learn..."

[S.C. Watson]

"Nothing worth having comes without a fight,
Gotta kick at the Darkness till it bleeds daylight..."

-- Barenaked Ladies, Lovers in a Dangerous Time

[jwo]

The Big Lebowski:
Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[nova]

those snatch quotes are the best... dags.

here's a few from the movie gummo. i love it, not very deep or anything but the whole thing is a big fat great quote.. *sigh*


"Tummler : I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right"

"Solomon : Is she dead?
Tummler : She's alive on that machine."

"Hi Solly are you clean..did you use soap? Here let me smell your wrist. Smells Good.
Solly: What's it smell like?
retard: Like big black cherries
Solly: My mom gives me cherry shampoo.
retard: I like cherries. I put cherries in my icecream. I like the name of cherry..cherries."

[ProudestMonkey]

Anything from the following list of movies is golden.

Platoon (DANCE MOTHER FUCKER!)
Requiem For A Dream (I'm going to be on television...)
Henry V (We band of brothers...)
Apocalypse Now (A fucking PUPPY man, a PUPPY!)
The Deer Hunter (One shot.)
The Big Lebowski (The dude abides..)
Fight Club (You are not your fucking khakies..)
American Beauty (Little did I know that in two weeks, I would be dead..)
The Green Mile (Dead man walking!)
Saving Private Ryan (I thought I was your mother sarge!)
Jacob's Ladder (I think I'm going to hell.)
The Thin Red Line (*the whole script*)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (You sunofabitch you can hear every goddamn thing I say!)

and so many more.. from so many things.. books movies, songs, poems, everything, there's too much in this world to list them all.

-Proudest

[0kelvin]

Anti-Drug Agent #1: Since Tom's dead, I want to make use of his body to create an android-like robot, Mr. Glen. I would appreciate your approving my application.
Anti-Drug Agent #2: Are you assured success?
Anti-Drug Agent #1: Mm-hm.
Anti-Drug Agent #2: Alright, your application's approved.

-Robo Vampire


Evil minion: "How was it? Painful?"
Sean: "I don't know what pain is. But you do!"

-Kickboxer From Hell



0kelvin

[le capitan]

"when someone asks you if your a god you say YES!"-Ghostbusters

"give me some sugar"
"hail to the king" -evil dead movies

"dont drive angry" - groundhogs day

"do what now?" - aqua team hunger force

"whats that ben? you layed your eggs in my naval?" - deepsea lab 2021

"you gonna lay there and bleed?" - tombstone
"skin that smokewagon" - tombstone
"why johnny, I forgot you was there, you may leave now" - tombstone

[Presence]

"They can't stop us from skiing so they can't stop us from partying and they can't stop us from partying so they can't stop us from skiing."

Skischool

"SO put that in YOUR pipe and smoke it Mr. Anton Brice!"

[Silvertone]

The Hebrew Hammer-

Shabbat Shalom mother f*ckers!!!

[davi]

"you gonna lay there and bleed?" - tombstone
"skin that smokewagon" - tombstone
"why johnny, I forgot you was there, you may leave now" - tombstone


god i love tombstone

[nofingers]

pulp fiction

Marcellus Wallace :"I'm preparred to scour the Earth. If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nigga hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop-a-cap in his ass"

Dumb and dumber

Harry: What did you sell him LLoyd?
Lloyd: You know..a sack of marbles, a few baseball cards, (cough) Petey.
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Petey didn't even have a head!
Lloyd: Harry....I took care of it.
*shot of Billy in a wheelchair stroking Petey, whose head is held on with duct tape*

Harry: Footlong!...whose got the footlong!


Dumb and dumber is the greatest movie

[Yoell]

"Get the Gimp"
-Zed
pulp fiction



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes

[Gator]

"He who laughs last thinks slowest" :^^:

[Reotharmus]

"when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fucker in the room"
Samuel L Jackson looking at the AK47 video in Jacky Brown.

"I'm as honest as the day is long,
the longer the daylight the less i do wrong!"
Madness (cant remember which song)



scene: brad pitt kidnapped his own father, now tied up in back of van

dad: "son, is that you.. i recognise the voice"

bradd: (funniest voice i ever heard) "no you don't"
12 monkeys

Randel: "This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers"
Dante: "which ones?"
Randel: "All of them"
Clerks

Col Kilgore "i love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory"
Apocalypse Now

"there's tuely only one religious place in Toronto.... MAPLE LEAF GARDENS"
can't remember where thats from and R.I.P. the gardens.. :zzz: