Davi vs Wasps. 30 to 0

[davi]

So i was looking for my ashley wood book to arrive in the mail and noticed something funny about my broken down car. i got closer and noticed there was a swarm of bees(which i found out later are wasps.) I went inside and got the Raid, Apparently since my computer blew up and i lost the fun of first person game play i needed something tactical in my life, so i set up a game plan. I went to the other side of the car and sprayed raid over it so it fell down on top of them, the wind was in davi's favor.

After i cleared off a majority of the outside i got out closer and started to spray raid inside, where i could see the wasps trying to escape, i wanted to open the gas tank where they all were to get the ones on the inside, but...not just yet, i got the hose and sprayed it through the little seem at the top, more hornets! i heard an insane amount of swarming, i sprayed the raid on the inside again. Apparently they were hidden inside their nest.

After spraying and hosing, i opened out the tank and about 15 more hornets fell, and i think one was a queen...it was the last one left and seemed a bit larger.... anyways i went back this morning and collected some up for A PILE and scanned. here you go:

http://209.126.171.68/bee.jpg

[OLSEN]

Poor wasps. :nohope:

:am: :au: :ar: :ad: :ae: :ar: :ae: :ar:

[troymcoy]

I pity tha :af: :ao: :ao: :al:

[OLSEN]

Who´s more fool, the fool or the fool that follows the fool? :canadian:

[troymcoy]

http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/april/jesus-mrt.jpg

[ceenda]

I absolutely HATE wasps. With an absolute vengeance.

Bees. Bee's are like "yo, I'm going about my business, don't mess with me, I don't mess with you, let's just chill and maybe we can get some honey out of this".

Wasps on the other hand are like "nah, I don't make honey, I don't like you and I'm gonna sting you regardless cause my entrails aren't gonna come out so I can keep stinging people as much as I like"

Like all tales of personal vengeance, it all started very young. When I was a toddler, a wasp found it's way in one of my little wellington boots, so I started stamping my feet, but everyone just assumed I was having one of my usual tantrums... :(

I have been on a crusade to wipe them out utterly ever since.

[OLSEN]

http://216.58.174.219/internetclassifiedsws/ecook/images/Ed%20as%20Mr.%20T.jpg

[WildSpruceMoose]

Hahaha, nice. Did you kill any spiders too? Because its raining here--AND ITS BEEN RAINING FOR 2 WEEKS!!! :D I liked the talking in third person...gives a whole new perspective on the story =)

[thomasaurus]

http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/willandtony/winner.jpg

[troymcoy]

Once I was riding my bike up the road and this wasp stung me on the lip and another day I got stung in the ear. But I have respect for them, I leave them alone unless they attack. When that occurs, they have to answer to this:
http://www.geocities.com/mr_t_uk2/anger.jpg

[Denart]

cool man, when you were scanning the wasps, you should have closed the lid HARD on em, then scan it again. hehehe

so what Ash Wood book was it? ;)

[jetpack42]

davi, you are such a badass.

You schooled those wasps.

[amphex]

im allergic to wasps....youre my hero.

[Red_Rook]

You have to talk with a german or austrian accent when reffering to them.

HAHA LOOK AT THE LITTLE GIRLY WASPS HANZ

HAHA YA FRANZ ZAY ARE SUCH PANZIES :needle:

[Signature]

I thought he meant :aw:hite :aa:nglo-:as:axon :ap:rotestant:as:.
German schools suck ... :nohope:

[Lono]

next time you find wasps... boil a pot of water and pour dish soap in it,,, then splash those bitches like a mo-fucka! then stomp there paralized bodies into oblivion.. not only does the hot water instantly paralize them,, but wasps and bees have these holes on there wings with flaps that open and close which is what allowes them to hover.. the soap creates bubbles in the holes and keeps them from flying,, so your safe either way. best wasp killer ever..
ive been stung too many times in my life to have any sympathy for those fuckers.. kill em all!

-Lono

[Denart]

oh damn, I like the way you work Lono! :bow:

this i gotta try

[MrSmith]

Murderer!

[chukw]

Being a super-nerd I build and fly scale rubber-band powered model airplanes. Back in North carolina I was flying in a grassy field one afternonon and as I walked through the tall grass I broke the stems of tall weeds as I went. The planes hit them as they glide in, so they had to go. I reached down without looking to break off a small scrub sapling and GRABBED A WHOLE FUCKING HANDFULL OF RED WASPS! I initially thought I'd grabbed a power line- it was like an electric jolt- then I saw the wasps boiling up at me. Screaming like little girl I swiveled and bolted for my life. A half mile later I'd outrun them and started thinking about things like ananphylactic shock and dying of it out in a beautiful pasture. Fortunately I'm not allergic (hell of a way to find out) but I did learn that the little fuckers sprayed me with a pheromone such that wherever I went armies of fucking wasps poured out of their goddamned hives to attack me. i could barely gather my gear and get out. Being a geek has hidden risks! Give 'em hell for me, Davi!

[endregan]

I eat wasps for breakfast

[Blind]

Screaming like little girl I swiveled and bolted for my life.Oh man that is some funny shit! Heheh... I mean I'm glad you didn't go into shock or anything, but your description is funny as hell.

One day while golfing with my three cousins, about 2 or 3 holes into the back nine and about a case and a ½ deep into the beer on the cart... we were all approaching a green (from different directions) that we had all just landed our shots near or on. As we got up to the fringe, someone spotted this basketball-sized hive of some sort hanging from a low branch, just near the edge of the green. Me & one cousin were about 30 ft. or so away from it, the other two were a little farther away. Trying to be funny, my one cousin standing next to me takes his fucking 3-iron and heaves it at the nest, assuming he'd never hit it. I saw that club flip through the air in slow motion and heard one of my other cousins yelling NOOOOOOOOooooooo!!! Yeah, well... BLAM right into the branch immediately above the hive. It didn't appear to damage the hive, so far as I know, but I didn't fucking hang around to find out either. Because, what seemed like a few thousand really pissed off hornets (or something, I don't know what they were) came spewing out of that hive and right at us. I made it about 10 ft. before the stings started laying into my back. Then I tried running through a pothole bunker on one side of the green, which was the most direct line away from the hive. This proved to be a bad idea, as I immediately took a header into the bunker, got myself a mouthful of nice crunchy sand and received a few more stings for my efforts. I think I took 4 or 5 total. Not bad, considering how many were out gunning for us. The two cousins who were further away made it out unscathed, but the toolbox who threw the club got a few stings. We decided it might be best to move along to the next hole. The hornets got to keep the 3-iron :P