Message to Elwell

[Chad]

Message to Elwell. 1 of the worst moderators I've encountered.

By the end of this year, I'm going to have several articles written about awful you & members of this website treated someone, who simply asked to work with others on several projects.

I have connections to USA Today, Fast Company Magazine and many other media-outlets. By banning me you've made this website 1 of a few sites I'm going to list as worst for artists with big ideas, who looking for support.

Not once did you did you allow me to reply to messages in my own forum-threads. If you had patience, you would have seen that I'm currently 1 of the top directors of Youtube.com, and I'm on my way to starting 1 of the biggest art-websites & social-networking start-ups.

You're a fool, and I'm going to make sure my viewers know how you mistreat artists, who did nothing to harm members of your site.

[Elwell]

Hi Chad, it seems very important to you that everybody know how awful I am. So, if I leave this post up will you please STOP REPOSTING IT IN EVERY DAMNED FORUM SECTION?
Thanks.

[Raoul Duke]

I can see the headline news of USA Today. "ELWELL IS A DICK!"

[alesoun]

Make sure you spell my name right, Chad :)

[BlightedArt]

Hi Chad!

"Complaining about website moderators does not a good artist make."

-Everybody.

[s.ketch]

I'm famous on the internet.

http://i43.tinypic.com/302b8zk.jpg

[Armonah]

A bit of a breakdown:

Chad got banned from DeviantART for either one of the following reasons:
- Harassment
- Sexual harassment
- Spamming
- Flaming
- Trolling
- Block evading
- Ban evading
- Impersonating dA staff
- Making call-out journals (asking his watchers to harass other dA members).

Every single project he started never came off the ground. This could be because either he lost interest, everyone else did, or part of his idea in creating a fanclub was to use that account to troll other people, getting that account banned. Who really knows.

[DeadlyFreeze]

hahaha http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ChadSyphrett#ConceptArt

[Ian Barker]

woohoo, thanks in advance for the lolz, Chad!

[Elwell]

hahaha http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ChadSyphrett#ConceptArt
Needs updating...

[alesoun]

YouTube and AT&T??? I feel a "point and laugh" episode coming on if Chad doesn't have the good sense to shut up and stop making himself look like an idiot...

[Crane]

Elwell ate my baby

[Armonah]

YouTube and AT&T??? I feel a "point and laugh" episode coming on if Chad doesn't have the good sense to shut up and stop making himself look like an idiot...
It's too late for that.

[imnotanoob]

Elwell traveled in time and ate my future baby.

[LORD M]

Worst of CA worthy. Can we nominate members aswell for Worst of CA? After seeing the encyclopediadramatica page on our friend chad, then I would like to nominate him.



Btw Elwell travelled back in time and ate one of my ancestors as a baby.

[DeadlyFreeze]

Worst of CA worthy. Can we nominate members aswell for Worst of CA? After seeing the encyclopediadramatica page on our friend chad, then I would like to nominate him.

second that

[BlightedArt]

/m\\w/

Fight!

[Farvus]

Wow. There's even anti-Chad blog - http://antichad.blogspot.com/

[Demo]

Wow. There's even anti-Chad blog - http://antichad.blogspot.com/

Sad thing is, its more than likely written by Chad

[Farvus]

Sad thing is, its more than likely written by Chad

I didn't think of that. Sounds very probable.

[crossmirage]

Oh noes, the internet is out to get him!

[Hyskoa]

Message to Elwell. 1 of the worst moderators I've encountered.
Ow, it must be your first time on the internet, welcome.
By the end of this year, I'm going to have several articles written about awful you & members of this website treated someone, who simply asked to work with others on several projects.
Now, I don't exactly see someone with your mental capacity finishing a coherent article, let alone a coherent post. So aim low my friend, very low. In fact, if you see a speed bump in the road of life, avoid at all costs. As it will confuse you.
I have connections to USA Today, Fast Company Magazine and many other media-outlets. By banning me you've made this website 1 of a few sites I'm going to list as worst for artists with big ideas, who looking for support.
So you're giving us publicity, for free, with people you don't know. How nice of you.
Not once did you did you allow me to reply to messages in my own forum-threads. If you had patience, you would have seen that I'm currently 1 of the top directors of Youtube.com, and I'm on my way to starting 1 of the biggest art-websites & social-networking start-ups.
All you need, is free resources, links to the big players in industry, funds, and a userbase which doesn't think you're a complete tool. Oops.
You're a fool, and I'm going to make sure my viewers know how you mistreat artists, who did nothing to harm members of your site.
I'm sure your family will be as outraged as you are, but how exactly will a family of 6th generation inbreds pose any challenge to us, when they're still learning the functionality of the magic box with the piecturz.

Anyway, in closing, here's a few words for you to ponder about, describing your person: "Tool, tool, giant tool."

[Krato]

oh no guys i think Chad is going to bring CA down, quickly everybody apologize before he contacts is connections.

[hippl5]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Jason Rainville]

Elwell once rode my horse into a fire.

[Demo]

Elwell once rode my horse into a fire.

Sadly the fire claimed the horses tail

:mod: < look no tail

[Raoul Duke]

I'm pretty sure this fucking geek's real name is not Chad Syphrett. I bet you that's the name of the bully that gave him such deep psychological scars.

[Ilaekae]

Elwell had my baby...and named it Chad...

[Dorkthrone]

This looks interesting and all, but hahahahahahahaha

[arttorney]

Elwell travelled back in time and ate one of my ancestors, but er, you know, my ancestor kind of liked it, so it's all good

[Dorkthrone]

Elwell is worse than Hitler.

[crossmirage]

Elwell is worse than Hitler.

Heil Elwell! :yayca:

[Slash]

Elwell formed my babby.

[LORD M]

Elwell gave birth to my baby. Then he ate it.

[DeadlyFreeze]

947706

[Dorkthrone]

Heil Elwell! :yayca:

https://tnation.tmuscle.com/forum_images/2/5/25ad8-slow_clap.gif

[breistift]

a dramatic reenactment

[Randis]

I'm on my way to starting 1 of the biggest art-websites & social-networking start-ups.


has 1 friend on his myspace account (tom)

[Jie Kageshinzo]

I can see the headline now:

"EL IS NOT WELL IN CONCEPTART.ORG!"

[Crane]

has 1 friend on his myspace account (tom)

I heard Tom deleted him as a friend and chad brought down myspace with great vengeance and furious anger!

Also, Elwell travelled back in time and ate my baby while it was still in the womb and took its place, Wikipedia says he is the human cuckcoo.

[crossmirage]

I just noticed Chad's avatar change.

Whoever did that, I love you.

[Kraus]

The only way to beat Elwell is through a jousting tournament, common peasantry like you is not allowed to the tournaments anyway, so you're fighting a battle with yourself right now.

[Jason Manley]

tags...eat my ancestors. wtf. whine one one hahahah. dark overlord...most def. Thank god for that too. Last thing we need are a bunch of pussy mods around here.

you guys and gals made me smile...the big swastikeeeeeeee got a big laugh. thanks for that. I am surprised no one has done that to me yet.

No such thing as bad press...unless Chris Hanson is there.

[Randis]

you guys and gals made me smile...the big swastikeeeeeeee got a big laugh. thanks for that. I am surprised no one has done that to me yet.


fixed

[crossmirage]

Elwell as seen through Chad's eyes:

[Randis]

this thread reminds me of a website i heard about, 4chan

[crossmirage]

this thread reminds me of a website i heard about, 4chan

Except 4chan can't help anyone with art. At all. And mods aren't as diligent. ;P

Just ask /ic/.

[N D Hill]

This sort of reminds me of this.

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1uQlB99WCuk

All though I think Chad here is %100 serious is completely unaware of any irony.

[imnotanoob]

All hail he who leaped out of the eternal fire!
He is the only god, the bringer of justice!
The Chadslayer

All hail Elwell!

[Arshes Nei]

And here I was thinking of asking Jason to give Elwell a level up in power. Thanks Chad, you convinced me ;)

[Jason Manley]

There is no higher level than GOD...at least thats what I thought until I saw the rankings.




2010 power rankings

12. George Lucas - down four places
11. Colonel Sanders - up nine places
10. The Pope - down three places
9. Bill Gates - down six places
8. Hu Jintao - up sixty seven places
7. Craig Numark - up eleven places
6. Putin - up one place
5. Oprah - up two places
4. Obama - down three places
3. Jesus - holding ground
2. Yahweh - holding ground
1. Elwell - up three places

[imnotanoob]

There is no higher level than GOD
goddammit!

[Strela]

Holy crap! This is the second time today I've run across this lunatic. Some people were talking about him on that site that starts with a 4, and how crazy he is.

Apparently his name is indeed Chad Syphrett. He's just a complete and total nutcase. He's also known all over DeviantArt for being a creepystalker of young girls (though it may be that he himself is 14...)

[Nibras]

The tags made me laugh so much "Elwell killed kennedy" so creative.
Pretty great laugh too.
On a more serious note though Elwell = best ever..... there's a whole thread going on about him right now and he's not popped in again to tell everyone to find something else to do :P

The elwell signs are the best..... if hitler had used those instead..... the world would have been in trouble

[Choob]

Heil Elwell! :yayca:

We have a new smilie for that.

Type :heil:

http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww113/President_Choob/heil3.gif

[LostFayth]

*Looks at tags*

I knew it....Elwell did 9/11... I always knew it... Thanks Chad for pointing it out...



...wait... Elwell asshole keyboard? Elwells kinkey horse whip?....

Elwell....you should watch out because, and I quote, he "haets u".

On a serious note...good job...I doubt it's the last time we hear something about him.

[LORD M]

Oh shit!



http://images.publicradio.org/content/2007/01/19/20070119_paleman_2.jpg

[imnotanoob]

:heil:

:(

[Black Spot]

I want to know how to train my Elwell per the tag. This could come in use at some unspecified time in the future.

[imnotanoob]

Wanna know how to train your very own Elwell? You don't need to! We can ship professionally trained Elwells right to your doorstep - for only 5 easy payments of $19.95!

A trained Elwell can be used to clean your RV! Even your counter-top! It also chops nuts for you!

Heres what our fake actors - I mean real people - are saying!
"I got my Elwell training guide, and I was extremely statisfyed. My Elwell changed my life!"
"Elwell was a telephone??"
"ELWOW!!!"
"I would like to return my Elwell. He gave me AIDS - *static*" You did not hear that!

Also, if you call within the next 5 minutes, we can ship to you a fire-jumping horse - FOR FREE! Yes, we said it, and we meant it - FREE!! If you have a fire in your house, your free horse - yes we said it: free - can save your life!

BUT WAIT!
Call now and we'll double your order! Thats right, for only 5 easy payments of $19.95, you get TWO ELWELLS, TWO HORSES, and we'll also put in a SPOON. Yes, a spoon, for free!!!!

Terms and Conditions apply. Your trained Elwell may eat your baby. Elwell is not the murderer of Kennedy or the conspirator of 9/11. You should buy our product. Also, please visit and reply to my sketchbook.

[Straight Edge Ryan]

I'm a little late to the party, but still

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z254/1137204/Random/waambulance-serving-whiny-bitchs.jpg

[Maidith]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3851/unbenannt1op.jpg

[SalOnimaruRem]

......@_@ i just found my purpose in life!!!

My life for Elwell!!!!
Heil Dark Overlord Elwell!!! :devil:

[AlexEh]

... :l

[MatejaPetkovic]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

M

[AlexEh]

I just had a scarey thought. What if someone like Chad actually had a vast amount of power of some sorts? :'(

[Irishdrunk]

I just had a scarey thought. What if someone like Chad actually had a vast amount of power of some sorts? :'(

He would lose it, fast.

[sodAp]

the ip ban is really genius

[Beelow]

WTF?! great way to end the day on the west coast.

[Jason Ross]

Wow..
Join date April 2010
banned on or before April 5th 2010...is that a record or something?

[Armonah]

Wow..
Join date April 2010
banned on or before April 5th 2010...is that a record or something?
Almost!
Welcome our newest member, Financial Solutions! I saved you the trouble of posting any spam by banning you before you could!

[Smashed_Pumpkin]

Some very disturbing evidence indeed.

948666

[imnotanoob]

Gj smashed pumpkin, gj

[IKV Nexis]

I just had a scarey thought. What if someone like Chad actually had a vast amount of power of some sorts? :'(

Isn't that Glen Beck?

[Darjan Jurincic]

Or maybe he just misspelled it and what he really meant was:
"MASSAGE TO ELWELL"

http://www.shrani.si/f/3w/bU/1hEGLNMg/massage.jpg

[Cerasela]

Not once did you did you allow me to ..
That made me laugh!

[PurplePlatypus]

Who knew someone had just this much free time and no other hobby to keep them occupied. Well, if nothing else Chad is persistent, if only it went towards something better.

[Black Spot]

Wasn't it a pregnant Chad that got Bush elected the first time?

[OmenSpirits]

Elwell...is the wind beneath my wings.

[imnotanoob]

Elwell is the wind coming out of my butt.

[Jason Manley]

Train your Elwell!! hahahahaha

How do I sign up for this. I need training too.

[Jason Manley]

Train your Elwell!! hahahahaha

How do I sign up for this. I need training too.

[MatejaPetkovic]

Jason you started double posting, to much coffee? :)

M

[vineris]

Can my Elwell be trained to fight other Elwells? Do I have to collect them all?

[OmenSpirits]

Can my Elwell be trained to fight other Elwells? Do I have to collect them all?
Pika Pika?

[imnotanoob]

Jason you started double posting, to much coffee? :)

M

No, he had too much Elwell

[Falchion]

Elwell huffs kittens!

[Demo]

O man we cant have more then two tags :(
I was gonna make one about how it would be kind of terrible if elwell was Jewish.

At least the kinky horse whip, and how to train your Elwell went over pretty well :)

[George Abraham]

WOW Elwell!!!

Are you moving to romance novels now?

[Crane]

yay paint!

949708

[imnotanoob]

Calling all photoshop experts to work on the poster above me! It'll be awesome.

edit: whoops i started on a new page XD

[Jacob Kobryn]

Annnnnnndddd bumped. Enjoy.

[Chipsterology]

LMAO :D Puhleeez!!!!!!!!!! I was in tears when I first read this thread :D

[JDSart]

I just noticed this weeks Chow is gonna be "The cultist" and now i have an idea of which Lovecraftian cosmic God of evil to include as theme.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Elwell R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[Beeston]

Thanks Jacob for bumping this, t'was a good read.

[SDNolan]

How come I hardly ever see Elwell in threads that are about him, specifically? Is he busy? I never knew eating babies was so time consuming. :\

[JDSart]

When those are Megalodon babies, it can be.

[minamongoose]

This is amusing.
Oh, and the ED article: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/ChadSyphrett for those interested in Chad's assortment of deviantArt "projects" aka Chad's failed attempts to make people think he had a good idea and promote him to moderator status when he never actually did anything important. Also how Chad harasses people on alternate accounts while claiming to want to ban trolls and harassers on another.

[SDNolan]

This is amusing.
Oh, and the ED article: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/ChadSyphrett

Read it. Christ, what a complete tool. When does he have time to bathe amidst all his conspiracy theories and get-rich-quick schemes?

[Jie Kageshinzo]

This is amusing.
Oh, and the ED article: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/ChadSyphrett for those interested in Chad's assortment of deviantArt "projects" aka Chad's failed attempts to make people think he had a good idea and promote him to moderator status when he never actually did anything important. Also how Chad harasses people on alternate accounts while claiming to want to ban trolls and harassers on another.

Wow, I didn't know ED is back up.

[Barefoot]

seeing as its all coming out now, Elwell touched me and said not to tell anyone.

[RoboBobo]

When Elwell does pushups, he's not pushing himself up...he's pushing the Earth down.

[stragan]

elwell has a huge appetite for babies. i know this first hand because after he created me in a small jar in his secret lab as his mini-me, i escaped when he was too busy devouring a baby like a little boy with his first poptart.

[OmenSpirits]

Elwell DARED to challenge...GOD!

But since FRAZETTA IS GOD...he lost.

Never...challege God!

[JFierce]

Elwell stole my horse just to ride it through a bunch of fire. My horse still has nightmares to this day.

[Parsakoira]

posting in an epic thread!

(insert a funny joke here to which everyone will certainly laugh at!)

[Barefoot]

Elwell set fire to an orphanage, stole a horse from a happy foundaition kid, rode it to the orphanage and jumped through the fire....
the horse had to be put down because it's injuries were too great, most of the children died, and the ones that didn't are now so ugly that no one wants to adopt them.

he also sells drugs to kids. true story.

[stragan]

i actually heard that he sprayed bbq sauce through the orphanage windows before setting it on fire. and then ate the burnt children afterwards. grilling through the masses.

[Barefoot]

i actually heard that he sprayed bbq sauce through the orphanage windows before setting it on fire. and then ate the burnt children afterwards. grilling through the masses.

i heard that too acctually

[Partisan]

actually the tag-cloud is the best part of this thread

chad, chad syphrett's, dark overlord elwell, dead babies, deviantart dropout, eat my ancestors, elwell aka saturn, elwell asshole keyboard, elwell did 9/11, elwell eata ma babeh, elwell flays kids, elwell killed kennedy, elwell raped my family, elwells kinky horse whip, elwzilla, epic fail, etc., go away already, hahahahaha, hamster pickles, how to train your elwell, i haet u, ip ban, life fail, whine-one-one

...made me lol ^^

[Kjesta]

I like the Saturn reference especially :geekg: (Yeah, I'm biased, I've seen Goya's painting in Madrid.)

[BlightedArt]

posting in an epic thread!

(insert a funny joke here to which everyone will certainly laugh at!)

Thanked that comment because it actually sounds like something Peter Dinklage / Tyrion Lannister would actually post. :D

[Cory Hinman]

posting in an epic thread!

(insert a funny joke here to which everyone will certainly laugh at!)

Well, the grammar's pretty funny.

[CRYPT]

hhh omfg this is hilarious

[velderia]

Oh my GAWD as soon as this thread popped up again I giggled like a wee girl. *u*

Hamster pickles.

[ArtZealot]

I love this thread.

[Raoul Duke]

If Elwell ate your baby don't sweat it. He eats EVERYBABY and craps them out alive and healthy. That's why it says "your dad" under his avatar.

[OmenSpirits]

:heil: SOMEONE MAKE THIS WORK DARNIT!

:wtf: :mod:

Edit: Forget it.

http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww113/President_Choob/heil3.gif