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MikeMakesModels
January 29th, 2010, 02:34 PM
I work as a model maker/prop maker/interactive fabricator and anywhere in between. The sort of things I do usually involve using a very sharp knife at some stage - often a utility/stanley knife or a surgical scalpel.

Right now I've got a few days off work, so I though I'd type up a few pointers that;ll hopefully prevent a few accidents :)

Rule 1: Replace the blade.
Blunt blades are dangerous. Not being sharp doesn't make them hurt less, it makes the hurt more. Also you're more likely to fuck things up if you have to force a blunt blade through material. Also:
Rule 1.1: Dispose of your old blade safely!
Blunt blades dangerous - don't just chuck them in the bin. A needle bin from the hospital, a glass coke bottle or a jam jar with a hole in the lid are all better places to put your blades. If you're caught away from home you should try and at least wrap you blades in a bit of duct tape before binning them, or take them home.

Rule 2: Plan your Cut
Put your pen and paper down - this is a half-second decision that is dictated by the shape of the thing you're cutting.
Rule 2.1: Cut away from yourself.
If you're right handed, hold you work with your left hand and cut towards the thin air on your right hand side.
Rule 2.2: Cut down onto something solid if you can.
I have holes in my trousers from not doing this. Get a self-healing cutting mat and use it!
(Always store your mat flat and horizontal. If you lean them against a wall for any amount of time they deform, usually pretty permanently)


Rule 3: Choose your knife.
Scalpels are good for light duty work, Utility/Stanley knives do better for bigger cuts in denser material. Snap-off type blades give you more width to work with. The thing is: blades are potentially brittle and when they snap you go out of control and things go wrong. Utility knives are built around the idea that you will be using a lit of force - stout handles, short, thick triangular blades. Scalpels are not.

Rule 4: Don't poke your fingers over the edge of the ruler!
I did this last week - nasty one in the side of my thumb. These usually heal quite quickly, but are still best avoided.
(While we're on rulers: If your ruler is going all wibbly-wobbly while you're cutting - try sticking it down with some masking tape. And cut along it rather than against it.)

Rule 5: Don't slice your thumb
Sometimes you will find the blade in contact with your skin. If you're fettling something really small for example. Try and avoid it (see Rule 2) but if you do, whatever you do DON'T SLICE. Just go straight back up the way you came. As soon as you move the blade in a sawing motion it will cut.
(Sometimes you have to do something a bit unsafe - just keep your wits about you, use a sharp blade and never apply too much pressure)

Rule 6: If you're not actually cutting anything PUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!
The majority of minor accidents happen when you never actually needed to be holding a knife in the first place. You make the first cut, move the piece for the second, check it with your ruler, and nick the end of your finger - it will always happen eventually. Make the first cut, put the blade down.


If you do knife yourself...
(Disclaimer - I know nothing about first aid)
Wash it out under the cold tap immediately. If you followed rule 1 it should be a nice clean cut - you probably didn't even feel it until the red water stared getting smudged about. If it's minor, quit complaining, get a plaster/bit of masking tape and be more careful next time. check it and clean it before you go to bed and maybe chew off any little flaps of skin. It'll be right as rain in a few days.
(I know guys who superglue their cuts. Nothing wrong with that... just don't spray it with Accelerator/Zip Kicker - that shit is exothermic, which means you'll end up with a nice burn inside your otherwise neat cut.)

If it's bad - DON'T PANIC. Talk to a first aider and get help ASAP. Keep pressure on the wound and elevate it - hold it up and keep holding it up until it someone tells you otherwise. Get to the hospital.


I mentioned at the start that I had a few day's off work, there's a reason for that. I violated rules 2 and 3 - fettling a notch in bit of 6mm ABS with a scalpel with it stood vertically on a table to around chin height. Cutting with my right hand towards my left using far too much pressure.

The only upside was I missed any tendons or important muscles, and, because I followed rule 1, it was a clean cut that allowed the surgeon to easily re-connect the nerve I sliced.

With something like a table-saw or a router, they both have noisy spinning blades - they are obviously dangerous, they demand respect. Where as knives, simple silent bits of metal are a part of our everyday life. It's easy to forget that they are potentially just as dangerous and need just as much respect.

Self harm is overrated - don't do it :P

http://www.dribble-sponge.co.uk/whoops.jpg

(Thoughts welcome - If I've missed something or been confusing please tell :))

Pigeonkill
January 30th, 2010, 09:02 PM
I hope your hands all better...and you didn't gush blood all over your project. That would suck even more. Thanks for the tips.

fearian
February 4th, 2010, 12:18 PM
AAAUUURRGHH!!

god my hand hurts seeing that O_O

Slothboy3000
February 6th, 2010, 07:51 PM
Mother fff--!!
Always nice to see the damage just to scare the rules into someone!

a.k.a.Brady
February 6th, 2010, 11:46 PM
Crap, that's a cringer!

I had to peek at it a little at a time.

Good advice.

Maybe we all should invest in some hand protection. Do they make chain mail gloves?

a la bapsi
February 7th, 2010, 02:51 AM
oh geez.

thanks, dude that was a real learner there. 8D

BoyWonder
February 11th, 2010, 08:02 PM
my gosh... how could it be possible.... ouch!!!

Vumi
February 12th, 2010, 05:33 PM
Maybe I'm a little weird, but I would NEVER cut in direction which collides with my hand, but... I've actually cutted some of my thumb pad with scissors. Because of that I would add something there: Remember, ALWAYS pay attention to what are you doing with those sharp objects.
By the way: My cousin, when he used sharp knife and tried to "sharpen" wooden stick, had very similiar wound as you on the photo.

jakobweiq
February 13th, 2010, 03:44 AM
actually scissors too r potentially dangerous

i nearly cut off/lost a chunk of flesh from my left palm when i was young.. thank God i was quick to first aid it back.
a permement scar is there ever since.

danlucas
February 16th, 2010, 02:09 PM
Ouuuuuch! I literally feel pain in the exact spot on my hand when I saw that gore picture. That is some deep cut man. Hope it gets better. I bet you needed a few stitches for that
booger!

GlueArbiter
February 21st, 2010, 12:26 PM
Nice battle scar, it makes a mesmerizing picture...Very informative thread as well, many thanks...

Whitesock
February 21st, 2010, 07:42 PM
Maybe we all should invest in some hand protection. Do they make chain mail gloves?

They make kevlar gloves, which are even better. :)

Rotor
February 27th, 2010, 02:31 AM
"Just a fleshwound." :)
As a fellow modeller, these are very useful tips.
I've sliced my fingetips so many times, one good tip would be to never use too much pressure like you suggested already. If you notice your hand starts to slightly shake while trying to force your blade through, it's a good sign you should stop before you lose a finger.

Also, avoid using glue to quick-fix cuts! Getting glue in your wound and cutting off blood circulation in the flesh will just end in you having to go amputate your finger or hand because of spreading gangrene.

Happy slicing. :)

Metal Fingers
March 7th, 2010, 01:12 PM
invaluable advice if you are working with blades.

Sepulverture
March 11th, 2010, 09:07 PM
Unexpected but practical advice that can be applied to different trades (I do leather work apart from the art typical of these forums, also involves utility knives and the like).

Chally
March 24th, 2010, 10:37 PM
I violated several of your rules when I put a hobby knife right through the side of my thumb, well into the finger nail at the beginning of first semester. Not much fun, ya know?

yahdood
March 25th, 2010, 01:32 PM
Wasn't too pumped when I saw that image.
I always seem to cut my hands whenever chopping coconut or watermelons.