steven sega'ls legacy

[Raoul Duke]

Maybe I'm just drunk but Steven Segal (and Ninja scroll) was part of the reason I became an artist. Sure his ninja moves don't work on a grown man, but they sure look like they would.
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Sure he was a one dimensionality actor, but seriously but where is his legacy

[s.ketch]

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It's not a joke, but it sure is funny.

[Raoul Duke]

Oh my god. I wouldn't want steven segal to pull me over for speeding. He would write the citation with my blood.
I guess I was wrong about his methods not working on real people.

[LORD M]

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