Cotron vs. Blankslatejoe

[cotron]

Our topic: Assassins with personality quirks.

Any medium, subject. More to come.....

[blankslatejoe]

more to come indeed-- like your artistic apocalypse!

You remember those 'crossfire' board game commercials? You know, where the kid who lost the game went spinning away into the dusky fire-oblivion while the music went 'crossfiiiiiiah, cross fiAH!" Well, my friend, that kid is you, you just don't know it yet, but it is, because I'm the kid who wins and goes "YES!" during that last musical "CROSS FIAAH!" vocal. Indeed, Cotron, prepare to be crossfire-ed!

[blankslatejoe]

joeseatery: you done entirely though, right?
joeseatery: no more finals?
cotron athon: yep
joeseatery: itsnt that a good feeling?
cotron athon: yeah...now onto other things :-)
joeseatery: like what?
cotron athon: that mural i had to put on hold for 2 weeks
joeseatery: oh right!
joeseatery: and your artistic demise, right?
cotron athon: but i'm gonna rest tomorrow too, no use in getting sicker
cotron athon: oh yeah...you mean YOUR artisitc demise
joeseatery: i mean my artistic thrashing of you
cotron athon: no no no MY artistic thrashing of you
joeseatery: ytou will be artistically castrated in front of the conceptart population in a glorious 'thumbsdown' for gladiator cotron
cotron athon: you will fall under the heel of my boot
cotron athon: and you will hear screams your voice never knew it oculd make
joeseatery: those are battlecries my friend
joeseatery: battlecries signalling your doom
joeseatery: a harbinger of destruction
joeseatery: none who hear them live to tell another soul
joeseatery: about them
joeseatery: except
joeseatery: er
joeseatery: me


joeseatery: im gonna post this on there
joeseatery: you mind our aim names being revealed?
joeseatery: il crop down to trashtalking part
cotron athon: ok i don't care
joeseatery: cool

[majinpunisher]

When I was little I had a crossfire.

For one, I was scared of it, because of that commercial, where the losing child was doomed to firey hell and damnation.

For two, I thought it would be sweet to shoot the metal balls at things other than the other side of the board, so I broke the guns off.

But it didn't really work that way. The balls just dropped to the ground.

[blankslatejoe]

looks like cotron is a no show these days.... Will joe win by default? Will the glorious battle that the entire conceptart.org universe, or, majinpunisher at least, has been waiting for ... never happen? will there be peace in the tides of this small corner of the artistic galaxy?...Only time will tell..

Cotron smells like a slimjim.

[cotron]

Look at this SPOD i found of Joe's:

http://codymiles.com/jpgs/joesplan.gif

No wonder he has so much time to talk crap!

[majinpunisher]

aw snap

[blankslatejoe]

http://www.30lives.com/wips/tracing.jpg



WWF says i rule. You are bad.

[majinpunisher]

Chasing Amy!

I hate that movie....

[blankslatejoe]

yeah, im not a fan too much of it either, but the WWF belt makes it worth it

[blankslatejoe]

Cotron. Where oh where did you disappear to? and where, oh where is your assassin. It looks like my WWF-SP Assassin will win by default if you don't get yer tail up here.

[cotron]

I'll be posting some wips in the next few days... you better be ready!

[Skank]

Originally posted by blankslatejoe
more to come indeed-- like your artistic apocalypse!

You remember those 'crossfire' board game commercials? You know, where the kid who lost the game went spinning away into the dusky fire-oblivion while the music went 'crossfiiiiiiah, cross fiAH!" Well, my friend, that kid is you, you just don't know it yet, but it is, because I'm the kid who wins and goes "YES!" during that last musical "CROSS FIAAH!" vocal. Indeed, Cotron, prepared to be crossfire-ed!

lol
that made me laugh....
i remember those damn commercials...i was very dissapointed with the game when i got to play it i SO wanted to send my brother to a firery demise!

[blankslatejoe]

so where are these wips cotron... i am waiting mr ...challaaaannnnger...

[cotron]

and yours? put up or shut up!

[majinpunisher]

I thought we were gonna see some foitan'!

I'm gonna watch Scott Bakula tear it up on Star Trek, now there's some foitan'!

[blankslatejoe]

oh, you are a young one indeed. protocol states that, as the challenged, I am allowed the luxury of awaiting to see what you challenge me WITH. and right now, you got NUTHIN! NUTHIN, KID!

NUTHIN!

[cotron]

stuff... my idea is the "fastidious ninja". he is obsessed with 3 things: stealth, murder, and a clean living space.

http://codymiles.com/tdome/ninjasketches.jpg

these are really rough and inaccurate; there's a lot to be changed. just posting to show something.

eat it joe!!

[blankslatejoe]

Ok, about TIME!
I've had these in my sketchbook for about a week now, I've just been waiting fer you to get off your butt and get this thing STARTED!!


Concept: An elderly, Grandma, assassin. She's so sweet, and she makes good cookies; but she likes to kill people for a living.

http://www.30lives.com/images/misc/granny1.gif

http://www.30lives.com/images/misc/granny2.jpg

[blankslatejoe]

TOMMORROW YOU FACE CERTAIN DEMISE! HOW CERTAIN IS IT? OH, IT BE CERTAIN. VERYYYY CERTAIN!! RAAARRRGGGHHHH

[blankslatejoe]

Hey Cody, Here's my entry of the grandma. Sorry to brag the other night about finishing it early; goodluck getting yours in dude! Looking forward to superclean ninja!


http://www.30lives.com/wips/granny.jpg

[cotron]

That's awesome joe! the reflections in the water are a nice touch. i like your choice of colors as well. very mercenary.

here's my humble contribution, and a quick mockup of his weapon of choice in illustrator (a spear that doubles as a mop):
http://codymiles.com/tdome/webcotron.jpg http://codymiles.com/tdome/weapon.gif

I was having so much fun trash talking that I put this off til the last minute. :( the moral, kids: keep your mouth shut and spend your energy working... it'll be for the best.

joe- this was fun, glad to have you as a competitor. you are a true gentleman.

(i'm putting these into the final images thread now...)

may the best man win.

[blankslatejoe]

hahahahahaha awesome cotron. gotta love the bucket. I got a kick out of that back in the sketches, so im glad you threw it in. my granny doesnt have any cool weapons... but she can hold the knife the wrong way in her mouth without cutting herself.


I really like the yellow glow to the whole piece, its very warm. i'd like to see the original, man.