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Hookswords
February 19th, 2009, 09:59 AM
An important notice for parents.

http://iheartguts.com/recall/index.htm

man, toys sure have changed since I was a kid.
daestwen
February 19th, 2009, 10:09 AM
Oh my god, I want that plush uterus so bad...

a_a
Maidith
February 19th, 2009, 10:52 AM
A... plush... WHAT?


Seriously, now I want one too. XD
the ANGRY filipino
February 19th, 2009, 10:55 AM
this leaves me speechless...
Rist
February 19th, 2009, 11:26 AM
Kids should stop putting ovaries in their mouths.
Ilaekae
February 19th, 2009, 12:53 PM
Why can't kids just eat coal and play in the tool bin like I did?
Serpian
February 19th, 2009, 02:28 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahah!! I love how that recall announcement just goes on and on about the 'plush uterus' in a completely formal tone!
Meli Hitchcock
February 19th, 2009, 04:50 PM
Kids should stop putting ovaries in their mouths.


But they taste so good!
kelly x
February 21st, 2009, 11:37 PM
shit!! Can I get my money back? ha
Prometheus|ANJ
February 22nd, 2009, 12:14 AM
I used to think that the safety stuff on toys was bullshit until just recently. Babies really do tear and smash everything to bits and then proceeds to chew on it. It makes me wonder how humanity survived before the introduction of safety labels. The death toll due to small sticks and stones must have been enormous.
Hookswords
February 22nd, 2009, 08:35 AM
I do kinda enjoy the metaphor. Like there was this epidemic of babies pulverizing uteri and devouring their ovaries. Wow kid, way to say "Thanks for nothing" like trashing your old home like a rock star in a hotel. I wonder if there were any cases of babies tearing out the stuffing and climbing inside like Luke in a Tauntaun.