Worst Movies ever

[Robert.B]

I just had the honor of watching dune 1984 which was the straw on the camels back for me, but inspired me to make this thread. So in your humble opinion what are some of the worst movies you have seen over the years.

my starter list

Dune 1984 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087182/)

Supermario Bros the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108255/)

Pootie tang (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258038/)

10.000 BC (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443649/)

Crank (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479884/)

TrippleXXX (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295701/)

Freddy vs jason (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329101/)

Jason X (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211443/)

messengers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425430/)

The happening (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0949731/)

Terminator 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181852/)

D.O.A the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/)

Street Fighter the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111301/)

Doom the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419706/)

Double dragon the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106761/)

ANYTHING DIRECTED BY Uwe Boll (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/)

the langoliers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112040/)

Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411806/)0_0!!!!!

[jrr]

i'll add a few

The Big Hit (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120609/)

(i'll spare you links)
daredevil

catwoman

batman and robin

here's a "indie" film i saw last year on ifc and even by indie film standards, this short tops the list of stupid + lame +terrible film making
the Climactic Death of Dark Ninja (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408629/)

[Alex Chow]

Spiderman 3

[Jason Rainville]

Zombies gone wild is THE worst movie that could possibly sold.

you know bad movies like spiderman 3, super mario bros etc? Those have some kind of plot to make sense of, some kind of characterization and some kind of production values. Zombies gone wild is actually SOLD as a movie and I don't know why. It's not even so bad it's good, not so bad it's funny. It's just bad.

The movie looks like it was made by college freshmen and their dad, with a few hot ladies somehow conned into it. It's like.... you know how you'd make stupid movies as a kid, and edit it with the vcr, or at least remember watching some of those movies? Fun for a laugh, but who would consider SELLING the thing? These guys.

Poop jokes, LOOOONG scenes of just falling down/trying to make jokes with absolutely no script. Putrid terrible excuse for a movie.

[Zweit]

I choose the old standby, Manos: the hands of fate (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4634191233383271865&ei=3O1bSZLwHJaEqQOC_NXhDw&q=manos+the+hands+of+fate).

This site (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/) is a useful resource also.

[Jacob Kobryn]

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe was the WORST film I have ever seen!

Australia, holy crap what a bad film!

Blade: Trinity was also pretty bad but not close to Narnia.

Howard the Duck hahaha

The original King Kong. EXTREMELY racist, horrible acting, badly written, crappy special effects.

Saw (all of them), mindless gore-filled shit.

[Equality72521]

I dont know if its the worst movie made, but the worst ten minutes ive ever seen: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/)

couldnt believe how bad Gabriel (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0857376/) was

Worst movie of 08: Max Payne (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/), luckily I didnt pay to see it or i would have been pissed

The one movie i actually walked out on was Miami Vice (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/) utter trash

Waste of time: Semi Pro (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0839980/)

seen more and will update whenever i think of them

[Moai]

The original King Kong. EXTREMELY racist, horrible acting, badly written, crappy special effects.

Crappy special effects? The movie came out in 1933, for Pete's sake! And the special effects were quite groundbreaking for the time.

Ahem.

Jeepers Creepers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeepers_Creepers_(2001_film)). Stupid, annoying, pointless.

Margot at the Wedding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margot_at_the_Wedding). The previews of this looked kind of interesting and humorous, so my aunt got it on Netflix. It turned out to be really, really bad. A plotless series of non sequiters. Takes realism to a bland, mumbly, boring extreme.

Grace is Gone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Is_Gone_(film)). Another movie that tries for realism and succeeds in being awkward, tense, mumbly, bland, and boring. Real life is like that sometimes, but why would you want to watch it in a movie? Terrible performances, to boot.

Underworld (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underworld_(2003_film)). Vampires versus werewolves? An unoriginal attempt at originality. Making the vampires all sexy an narcissistic and giving them a Victorian/Matrix fashion style? Utterly unoriginal. Vampirism and lycanthropy...caused by a virus?? Yawn. Werewolves climbing sideways on walls like they would on the ground, ignoring the fact that they would still be affected by gravity? Stupid. The idiotic filmmakers talking about how great and original their ideas about vampires and werewolves are? Fuck you.

Anything that was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000, but that's almost too easy. Besides, those movies take badness to a funny extreme, whereas the above movies are just dumb and annoying.

Edit: Also, I think I'm one of only three or four people in the world who like the Mario Brothers movie.

[rapxic]

spiderman 3

DBZ - (haven't seen it yet but the previews look like shit)

mamabia (dunno if the title is right but damn thats an awful movie , i only watched cuz my girlfriend wanted to)

[Sidharth Chaturvedi]

Dune 1984. A thousand times over, the worst English movie ever made.

Marie Antoinette
Daredevil
The Brothers Grimm

[Zweit]

crappy special effects.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/Zweit/wtfuk.jpg

[bluefooted]

Underworld (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underworld_(2003_film)). Vampires versus werewolves? An unoriginal attempt at originality. Making the vampires all sexy an narcissistic and giving them a Victorian/Matrix fashion style? Utterly unoriginal. Vampirism and lycanthropy...caused by a virus?? Yawn. Werewolves climbing sideways on walls like they would on the ground, ignoring the fact that they would still be affected by gravity? Stupid. The idiotic filmmakers talking about how great and original their ideas about vampires and werewolves are? Fuck you.

You know what? This could have been my dream movie, but they went and fucked it up. Wouldn't this have been so much better if they went for a straight Romeo and Juliet reinterpretation, only with vampires and werewolves? Why put that human guy in there?

Also, I actually like Dune. Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's got some style.

Worst movies (I can think of right now):

Titanic

Batman and Robin

Van Helsing (my sister and I were practically rolling on the floor of the movie theatre)

Anything with Nicolas Cage

Remake of The Haunting

[Jacob Kobryn]

Titanic? WTF?

[bluefooted]

Titanic? WTF?

I hated it so I can put it on my list of Worst Movies Ever Made.

[SoufMeng]

I hated "Chapter 27", it could have been good but it turned out to be downright boring.

[Equality72521]

Anything with Nicolas Cage



indeed.

[Hookswords]

Gigli - The Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez attempt at a film. There is nothing about it that isnt horrible. I'm no fan of Affleck, but I will go as far to say he lowered himself to be in this film. Both Al PAcino and Christopher Walken were in it and even their combined might couldnt save this abortion of a movie.

[salo]

i really hated the Son of the Mask. it literally gave me a headache

[FightingSeraph]

I thought the SMB movie was decent when compared to the SF movie, but that's just me.
Here's mine:
Little Nicky
Legally Blonde
I have more, but many of them would qualify for my Overrated movie thread.

[Equality72521]

The Spirit- as a comic buff, this goes against everything that Will Eisner was about, walked out halfway into the movie. There were so many things wrong with it, Im just too tired to list them.

[Interceptor]

Alot of these movies are movies you did'nt like. But things like Titanic and The Happening still had great editing, decent performances, and sound.. I think you should separate what's a bad movie and what's just a movie you don't like.

[karmiclychee]

The golden compass movie was such a magnificent letdown. The cinematic quality was shitty too, I mean - holy shit, there was a frame or two of a cut scene (with sound) left on the reel when I went to go see it.

[Dorkthrone]

Almost anything featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 counts, especially Future War (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/futurewar/). God, was that one awful.
-Battlefield Earth
-Batman and Robin
-Troll 2
-Manos: The Hands of Fate

[Zweit]

Throwing out all of Nick Cage's filmography means you consider Raising Arizona to be one of the "worst movies ever", which means you hate the Coen Brothers, which in tern means you hate all that is good and right with the world.

Just FYI, that's crazypants.

[ruzkard]

Forbidden Kingdom, anyone? I remember the advertising for this movie. All they did was plaster footage of Jet Li and Jackie Chan on the screen making one think "Hey, two of the greatest martial artist actors of our time will be in the same movie. This is going to kickass!" Then upon viewing the film you find that the story is truly centered around some goofy kid who some how gets sent to a time of samurai and wizards? The action was minimal, sfx and makeup were lacking and the acting was pretty bad. The thing I liked about the movie is that I didn't have to pay to see it.

[bluefooted]

Throwing out all of Nick Cage's filmography means you consider Raising Arizona to be one of the "worst movies ever", which means you hate the Coen Brothers, which in tern means you hate all that is good and right with the world.

Just FYI, that's crazypants.

That's the only exception to the Nicolas Cage rule.

[Zaxser]

The Birds < All

Saw (all of them), mindless gore-filled shit.

I loved, yes, loved, the first saw movie and enjoy the rest of the saw movies. Definite case of ymmv. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary?from=Main.YMMV)

[FourTonMantis]

Leprechaun 4: In Space was pretty bad. Apparently, Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood is considered one of the worst movies of all time.

[Jasonwclark]

Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood is a cinematic masterpiece or the highest order. And Damien Chapa get's a pass to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, just for the Miclo material alone. That guy has the power to make people piss there pants with his dramatic delivery. And honestly, who doesn't want to show Ice Tea a little love from time to time?

Don't you guys have any appreciation for B rate gold?
:drinkup:

mk6GJE4dbD0

Its like those critics who don't understand that Charlton Heston is the greatest comedic actor of all time. Or the people who just can't see what makes Steven Seagal and Christopher Lambert movies tolerable.

Anyone can watch a good movie... But only a master couch potato can see the genius in the truly B rate.
Give me a Trimark, or a Vidmark, or Republic Pictures Classic, and I can almost gaurantee a good time.

If you're not willing to work for it, what's the point? ;)

[bitjockey]

Anything starring Adam Sandler. To me, they just feel like the same movie over and over, with the same juvenile attempt at slapstic, and the same cardboard attempt at a plot with a new paint job.

[Robert.B]

I hate Adam Sandler more then words can describe.

[FourTonMantis]

Does the Leprechaun explode in every movie...?

[Costau D]

Oh man the langoliers i remember that movie. You got to remember though that was made for TV.

[FourTonMantis]

Watching Hancock and Batman Begins....was an absolute waste http://1person1million.com/img/430/i08o1205rldn/happy.gif

Hancock started out real good but by the end of it, I think they were really grasping for straws. It's like they started veering towards real in-depth characters but suddenly was like "Omg! Wen hez by dat chick, his powerz go away! yeah! datz kreeative n riginal rite guyz?"

[Noa K]

sex and the city-the movie
i didn't expect much in the first place, but as the series was really good so i thoght to myself "what the heck? in the worst case it would be light entertainment". never in my life have i been so wrong. squirming in my sit, i kept wishing for the torment to stop. at the horrific scene where samantha is actualy feeding Karie i wispered to my friend "kill me, kill me now", only evidently i was wispering very loudly, angry girlfriends turned to look at me as thier wipped boyfriends' eyes pleading for help.
i counted seven microphones ("booms") in the frame from that scene on - haven't they got an editor to notice those things? - god only knows how much more were befor i started playing the little imagenary drinking game in my head, but i won't see that movie again to find out. ever. it's hideous!
and now they tell me their gonna make a sequal.SHUT UP. just shut up.

sorry for the rant guys, but that movie is probably on of the worst cinematic experiences of my life.

[JailHouseRock2]

Watching Hancock and Batman Begins....was an absolute waste http://1person1million.com/img/430/i08o1205rldn/happy.gif



Hancock I mite agree with, but Batman Begins? really? I didn't think that would appear on anybody's 'Worst Movie Ever' list, nevermind your choice mate.

[DanielC]

Anything with Nicolas Cage

but but but
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adaptation
:C

[gutss]

I have a high tolerance for bad movies. I dunno if I recall ever seeing one that was so terrible it wasn't even funny, and occasionally I do just get a craving to watch shit (Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction has become one of my favourite TV shows. oh, Riker.)

[Dorkthrone]

Throwing out all of Nick Cage's filmography means you consider Raising Arizona to be one of the "worst movies ever", which means you hate the Coen Brothers, which in tern means you hate all that is good and right with the world.

Just FYI, that's crazypants.
I'd say that everything Nicholas Cage made after The Wicker Man was laughable.

That's the only exception to the Nicolas Cage rule.

I read somewhere that Cage used to have one pretty good movie for every bad movie....until The Wicker Man came out. Even if I'm wrong, Adaptation is another exception.

Anything starring Adam Sandler. To me, they just feel like the same movie over and over, with the same juvenile attempt at slapstic, and the same cardboard attempt at a plot with a new paint job.

I've heard from several sources that Punch-Drunk Love was actually pretty good. And it's definitely different from other Adam Sandler movies in that it's serious. It's strange that comedic actors taking on serious roles can actually pretty good. Just look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine.

Other than that, his films are terribly unfunny. Except for one line in Billy Madison.

[Renegade89]

40 first dates --> Kill it! kill it with fire! worst from Adam Sandler, and thats saying a lot.

Chucky the killer doll --> all of them

Leprechaun ---> same

Resident evil

Jason X ---> oohhh is in spaaaace

White chicks

Simpsons the movie ---> Simpsons haven´t been funny in years, and seriously, im tired of people with the spiderpig song ringing in their phones in every fucking class i enter.

Bakshi´s lord of the rings --> butt fucking ugly

The story of Ricky ---> Hour and a half of "LOL WUT!?"

Dirty dancing

Grease

[Vulgar`]

Anyone ever seen Elephant by Gus Van Sant? 'Nuff said.

Blade 3 - An insult to humankind.

Crash - Overrated as hell.

Ultraviolet - Never seen it but the previews were the worst I've ever seen.

The Lady of the Water - Ugh... I shut it off after like 30 minutes.

A Sound of Thunder - I shut it off after 5 minutes. Yes, that bad. Read the short story, steer clear of the movie.

Any and all movies presented by the Sci Fi Channel. This prevalation never fails, I assure you. Example: Ice Spiders.

[DavePalumbo]

I'm happy to see Batman and Robin multiple times, it's high on my list as well. Others that come to mind for me:

Blues Brothers 2000
Abraxis
3000 Miles to Gracelend

I can think of a whole lot more that are really bad (Black Dog, for example), but still at least kind of watchable. Also, issues with:

Pootie Tang - this movie is hilarious. I just can not understand why some people don't like it. Seriously, it's gold.

Dune - yeah, it's very flawed in story and script, but it's visually incredible. I'd go so far to say visually perfect. It's exactly as I imagine the book should look.

That's the only exception to the Nicolas Cage rule.
also don't forget Wild At Heart. I think there may be some others that are not too bad, but Wild at Heart and Raising Arizona alone make up for everything else.

[JailHouseRock2]

Well recently It would have to be In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Like holy fuck, I turned it off after 35min, and I wouldn't have lasted that long if it wasn't for Ron Perlman.

And then there's Epic/Date Movie, Superhero Movie and Disaster Movie,
And I've just watched Skinwalkers, I mean come on how hard is it to make a watchable Werewolf or Vampire movie? Same with Underworld and 30 Days of Night (of which I liked the comic book).

Oh yeah and anything with Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson.
I'll probably think of some older ones later, but at the moment I've still got Skinwalkers going through my skull.

[alesoun]

The Wiz. I saw it at New Year and spent an hour and a half wondering why they bothered making it...... One good song and one good dance scene, and that's it!

[gutss]

Anyone ever seen Elephant by Gus Van Sant? 'Nuff said.

ahaha, I remember watching that! considering the subject of it, I didn't expect to feel like I'd spent the past god-knows-how-many-minutes watching nothing happening.

[Mock]

Twilight.

That movie was an hour of poorly forced sexual tension and smoldering stares from some decent actors in shitty roles.

I say an hour because I got up and walked out halfway through. It was literally painful to sit through.

[Mock]

Wouldn't this have been so much better if they went for a straight Romeo and Juliet reinterpretation, only with vampires and werewolves? Why put that human guy in there?


I think that's what they're doing with the new one. Hopefully they will make up for past offenses.

And while the first two did have a lot of blunders (the second more than the first), Bill Nighy is fantastic.

[Aaron Death]

Resident evil


I dont think so, this movie is so awesome that I have watched it like 13 times now, and Milla J is certainly the sexiest actress EVER!!


I don't know if anyone has watched Ben & Arthur. I watched on Youtube simply because it is the worst film ever on imdb.
And I was SHOCKED. I mean, even by the average youtube standard it is extremely bad. Poor acting, laughable plot, and that SAM MVORICH is the DIRECTOR/EDITOR/ACTOR/PRODUCER/SOUND EDITOR/CAMARAMAN and whatever you can think of (Yeah, all of them)......LOL

[Costau D]

Mirrors- Most predictable by the book horror movie ever since The Ring. You know that scene where his sister dies? Yeah I did that to myself after the ending.

[Fraz]

Grease
Wait, was that a joke?
Grease is quite possibly the best film ever. It just makes me happy. Singing is fun!

[Dorkthrone]

I dont think so, this movie is so awesome that I have watched it like 13 times now, and Milla J is certainly the sexiest actress EVER!!


I don't know if anyone has watched Ben & Arthur. I watched on Youtube simply because it is the worst film ever on imdb.
And I was SHOCKED. I mean, even by the average youtube standard it is extremely bad. Poor acting, laughable plot, and that SAM MVORICH is the DIRECTOR/EDITOR/ACTOR/PRODUCER/SOUND EDITOR/CAMARAMAN and whatever you can think of (Yeah, all of them)......LOL
I remember Ben and Arthur all too well. God, what a horrible, horrible movie.

[evildisco]

I find it mindboggling that dune is on your list, I mean it has its shortcomings and David Lynch disowned but personally I think it has its merits too.
Besides in some studio laying about there is probably an integral print that is a million times better than the current release.

[Clochette]

Nothing can be worse than the Hokuto no Ken movie : Fist of the North Star (http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/north%2Bstar%2Btrailer/video/x1h31a_north-star-trailer_fun) ! Voices are in French sorry, but it's not better in english! Omg hahaha...

Nothing except I-insert-an-ad-here-robot. Poor Asimov... :(


Edit : Hahaha even the accent at the end : "Northh staRR Hahahah

[Muz]

wanted.....


Man i hate that movie with a passion....

Any story of a group of weavers turned assasins that follow the instructions of a giant magical loom controlled by fate to kill random people on the streets in hope to save some more people has to be horrible...

Never mind all the inconsistencies like, why could the guy in the beginning fly, yet its never explained or repeated?

And peanut butter rat bombs? D:

[MarkHarchar]

Lost in Translation

I would rather eat belly button lint sandwiches for a year than be forced to watch that movie ever again...

[serhc]

rent

i have a thing against musical-movies, and this tops the list. a screen is not a stage, damn it. the dancing on the tables in the cafe scene was godawful, and felt like it went on for hours. that, with the self righteousness of it all made me want to shoot someone. unless it's satire, in which case, WHOOOSHHHH

[Aaron Death]

Any story of a group of weavers turned assasins that follow the instructions of a giant magical loom controlled by fate to kill random people on the streets in hope to save some more people has to be horrible...

Never mind all the inconsistencies like, why could the guy in the beginning fly, yet its never explained or repeated?

And peanut butter rat bombs? D:

OMG............../m\ \w/

[Renegade89]

Nothing can be worse than the Hokuto no Ken movie

You sure?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzz0IrEY8LI&feature=related) :D



Yes, i think both residen evil and grease blow.
And i think Twilight sucks huge cock too.

[Jasper_]

Haha, has anyone ever seen Hot Rod (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0787475/)? My friend told me it was one of the worst movies he's ever seen, so we all wanted to watch it just to see if he was right. And idk, I found myself laughing my ass off the entire time. Can't imagine why he thought it was bad...

[Clochette]

You sure?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzz0IrEY8LI&feature=related) :D

Ok ok, wanna fight? :D

Forest Warrior
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Turkish Star War
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Return of the killer tomatoes (actually this one is excellent)
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And also any movies about killer animals like sharks, croco, snakes, etc
Exemple :D :
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And the reason why Keanu Reeves should be damned on 14 generations :
Bill & Ted's bogus journey
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Haha I think that's enough....

[Renegade89]

Ok ok, wanna fight? :D

Ohh competitive i see, i see

Here is the Star wars holiday special for ya
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And some plan 9 from outer space
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Barbarella!
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The first DB live action
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FATALITYY11!!:anime:
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m59/SmugGiba/untitled11.jpg

[Dorkthrone]

I actually own a copy of Plan 9 from Outer Space. With commentary from Mike Nelson from MST3K.

[Clochette]

HAHAHAH

I'll never surrendeeeeer !

JCVD travels in time and kills everybody because someone killed his wife 10 years ago (random JCVD movie plot number 158223)
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You suggested the old DBZ but the new looks even more bad hahaha
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Anaconda
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Indian Matrix
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WTF
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http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee134/tqraider24/chuck-norris-approved.gif

[Farvus]

Hmm... I heard this one is among the top ones.

The Killer Shrews

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[CaNiBaLe]

Shrek the third
Mortal Kombat the movie
8 women
Ben Stiller
Spice World
Kangoroo Jack
The Simpsons - Movie

and many others seen on TV heh

[VulgarDragon]

I'm going to list the ones that I actually sat through and watched.

The Batman sequels from the 80's...the first one with Jack Nicholson wasn't so bad but the others after are best forgotten.
Red Sonja
Attack of Killer Tomatoes
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Barbarian Queen
Phase 6
Charlie Angels
Mummy Returns
Lord of the Rings (the cartoon). I'm not talking about the Hobbit or the Return of the King, but that other one.
Hawk the Slayer
Spy Kids
Inspector Gadget
Flintstones
Neverending Story 2
Star Trek the Motion Picture
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
2001: A Space Odyssey. A hour of watching people in monkey suits dancing around a black rock at the beginning, and a hour of pointless colored light show at the end...what a bore. I don't know why critics call it one of the greatest movies.
Eragon

And, Dungeons & Dragons, LOL.

I'm sure I know more, but I'll stop for now.

[Renegade89]

[QUOTE=Clochette;2091420]HAHAHAH

I'll never surrendeeeeer !

[QUOTE]


Alrighty then, here comes the heavy stuff! :D Touche on Dragon ball though

Jack Frost. The mutant killer snowman.
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Teen werewolf
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Snakes on a motherfucking plane!
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Mad Cross if you think the secong Neverending story is bad, then probably you havent seen the third and thats a good thing...

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Gigli
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I see your sliding donkey matrix indian thing and ill raise you an Italian Spiderman
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BOOM!! FRIGGIN JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME!!:xpld:
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[Clochette]

Oh yes !! Jack frost hahaha XD
I remember seeing it in a "rubbishy film festival" once in a squat hahaha!

Ok heavy artillery :

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Maybe it's a good one actually, I never found the courage to look at it...

Chuck Norris oldie
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Hercule... no comment...
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JC at his best
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/mclayton73/jcvd.gif:anime: :lounge:

[Mr.Delicious]

looks to me like this has turned into the best movies ever thread :D

here you go! RIKI OOOHHHHH

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American Ninja 4 : the annihilation

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Ninja Squad... ninja headbands

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[Clochette]

Oh yeah and

KUNG FU JESUS :D
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and Jesus Christ vampire hunter :punkgirl:
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*Head shot* :geekg:

[Robert.B]

I Love You All!

[Renegade89]

I never needed rubishy film festivals, i had venezuelan TV during the 90´s: trash movies and soap operas all the time. Plus DBZ every single day of the week :anime:

Blacula. Draculas soul brother
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Japanese spiderman
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3 ninjas
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El Santo Vs the Guanajuato Mummies
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And ohhh you totally asked for this with kung fu Jesus, so here it goes Indian Superman! :uzi:
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[Robert.B]

my favorite thing about the japanese spiderman is that they still managed to sneak a damn Zord in there!

[feca3000]

Twilight.

That movie was an hour of poorly forced sexual tension and smoldering stares from some decent actors in shitty roles.

I say an hour because I got up and walked out halfway through. It was literally painful to sit through.

Yeah! i'm tired of the people saying that twilight is the best movie that they ever seen! i don't like it at all!!

[feca3000]

look a this selection of the worst movie scenes ever..
Awesome!!xD

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[Costau D]

Surf Nazis Must DIE!!!
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Full Metal Yakuza
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The Machine Girl
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I'm sure some of you have seen Ichi The Killer... Here are scenes from that movie to the song from Zelda.

If anyone has seen this movie you would understand how messed up this video is.

lmao
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[Clochette]

Oh ... my ... god

[Rummity]

i made the mistake of seeing the Spirit in theaters. One of the worst movies ive ever seen. Frank Miller messed up BAD

[Crawley]

no nicholas cage movies?.. i like him... i liked next, and matchstick men in particular. but on the subject of bad movies, i skimmed a bit, did anyone say pirates of the Caribbean 3? i kept fighting to stay awake, then in the end wondered why i had.

[LORD M]

Wan't to see the worst movie ever? Then here it is, you'll claw your eyes out after one minute of watching.


part 1
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Part 2

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part 3

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Part 4

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Part 5

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[pitabread]

Am I the only weird one who actually enjoyed pretty much every movie that people have listed so far (that I've seen, anyway)? Except Gigli that is. I think everyone needs to lower their standards a little and/or learn how to appreciate bad movies. ;)

[Robert.B]

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[kingshaj]

2001?
are you serious?
this film came out in 1968! and the effects hold up, brilliantly
its a bit heady for some but that doesn't mean its bad

[OmenSpirits]

Shindler's List.

WTF? I saw no list. Pure tripe I say!

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j/k :D

[Brushcommander]

The Machine Girl
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How is this one of the worst movie ever?
It is quite entertaining actually.

[Jazz]

The worst I've seen...

Triloquist: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478305/ Piece. Of. Crap. It...I...well my words are lost for it. And don't watch it when you're in a bad mood, which I was. :(

Wolverine...still makes me a little mad thinking about it.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3...man... -_-

Yu-Gi-Oh! movie, because it could've just been on TV. :P

Some of the Naruto movies, latest one included.

Natural Born Killers. I think the things that happened in the movie made me mad enough to call it one of my worst. Just...got on my nerves!

Carrie 2...it could be worse, but it was eh, at the most.

I eventually admitted to myself that Cable Guy is actually bad, but again not as bad as some of those up there.

Wishmaster was crappy, too. :P Yay for convenient gore.

I heard Terror Toons was really bad. I wonder if it is...

[WhizBang]

Simply put... Hudson Hawk. I walked out of the theater an hour into it. It's the only movie that I've ever hiked on. I swore I lost brain cells during that short time in the theater.