Help with a girl

[Flea-Market]

well i feel nerdish, turning to people i've never seen and never will for advice on a girl.

Now keep in mind we're both Mormons, and both smart.
She is pretty, beutiful, hot, and im just saying the same thing over and over again. she's nice and smart etc.

so any advice?

[RONIN]

The best advice you can be given is to BE YOURSELF .

There's no mystery to being successful with women. First rule to remember is women have ALL the power! Men will do things they NEVER would do just to impress a woman. The funny thing is that the woman "knows" if you're getting lucky or not!

BE YOURSELF, treat her with respect, make her laugh and you will be a happy man.

[cucaracha]

Uhm - Mormons? (morons? ;) :D)

Am I right informed with the assumption that mormons are stern christians?
I mean, you are not restricted in clothing or behavior or whatever, are you?
No offending, just dumb questions from me.

Oh, and don't behave like you want her bad - somehow every girl I know don't like that much....

(eh - how to say - everytime I behave like an arrogant asshole, I get all the girls - no joke, some girls really like arrogant assholes :D :D uhmmm don't try it with your girl...)

Find out where she goes at the weekends - you know, clubs etc. Go there and meet her "occasionally" so she gets to know you.

mucho exito

[Android]

great advice Ronin,-
to take that a step further, Keep being yourself, and as you are yourself, focus on a confident self.
women have allot of power but Women are cunning and evil, and beautiful , they cant help it , Mormon or not its a part of their nature, but they are so beautiful..
You have power too. and they want it. they can smell it, you must sacrifice a little to prolong the chase. but don't give them all of your power, keep some and put it in your pocket, that power will be your mojo. and the stronger it gets, the more women will be attracted to it.

someday you may find a women you can share all of your power with together, but I imagiane you have alot more to experience before that day comes.

[bRyaN]

Golden advice from the Android himself...

[Blue2]

that pretty much sums it up. Be yourself and be confident, just dont be cocky.

You didnt give specifics so thats about as advice as i can give. :)

[Flea-Market]

Thanks guys. I'll try that, also remember i'm 14 almost 15 and in JH... Any thing to add?

And I will make her laugh and there is a pic of me in the what you look like thread.
:D

-Flea

[Android]

your 14!!,
ok just try not to get eachothers braces stuck together.

dont listen to my previous advice until you have a few heart breaks beind you.
for the time being just enjoy all the feelings she gives you.and find creative ways to make her smile. it never gets any better than young love.

aj

[Blue2]

Originally posted by Android
it never gets any better than young love.


amen, back when "love" was more like the fairy tales then reality. ahhh, the good old days

[jermainevl]

when i want a girl i just use my "damn i'm so hot, come and get me" look. and it goes like this: :googley:

[gekitsu]

android, those words are golden!

you sound like having the same reaction than i do when seeing some stupid guys on the street treating their girlfriends like cheap accessoires, without respect and feeling like being da man..


flea-market: yeah, what android said :) enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. i still remember that first time i really had all fires burning.
for me, it ended in a heartbreak of ambassador class with one year of blues but still it is among the most beautiful memories i have.
don't worry about playing some role, just be yourself. i don't know how they do it but you can be the best actor on this planet and a girl still will notice you being not yourself.
be a nice guy, treat her friendly and with respect.

and nothing wrong with feeling nerdy. nerds rule! :D

[Flea-Market]

A few things... first we dont have braces... next she and I are both mature... and finally those feelings of seeing her but nothing more is taring me a part inside... and she stays home on the weekends....

so just pretend im like 16

-Flea

[Redder]

Originally posted by Android
women have allot of power but Women are cunning and evil, and beautiful , they cant help it , Mormon or not its a part of their nature, but they are so beautiful..
You have power too. and they want it. they can smell it, you must sacrifice a little to prolong the chase. but don't give them all of your power, keep some and put it in your pocket, that power will be your mojo. and the stronger it gets, the more women will be attracted to it.

someday you may find a women you can share all of your power with together, but I imagiane you have alot more to experience before that day comes.

A female friend says:

"Oh no. Baby, let me tell you you got no power. We, women, have all the power and don't you forget!!! We have men eating from the palms of our hands. Men are the evil ones! God made us pure, angelic, exquisite, refined, magnificent and innocent."

[TIM]

...........interesting advice aj.

[camus]

Originally posted by Redder


A female friend says:

"Oh no. Baby, let me tell you you got no power. We, women, have all the power and don't you forget!!! We have men eating from the palms of our hands. Men are the evil ones! God made us pure, angelic, exquisite, refined, magnificent and innocent."

the ironic thing, is the fact that what she says in that quote, is about as evil as it gets.

[Isric]

no one likes to hear this at your age, so if you ignore this that's totally fine, i'd expect it of you, but any relationships you have at this age will just be entered into the 'regret catalogue' later in life.

then later on you can look back and say 'aw damn i was stupid.'

I think we all have a couple of those.

[mos667]

next she and I are both mature...

May I say that this is a pretty ignorant statement? You're asking ADVICE on an INTERNET FORUM.
That is all.

mos.

By the way, enjoy yourself.

[Isric]

actually yeah, every human has all the right info built into them. you just need to be yourself and things should work out just fine. If you act on any advice you get, it's gonna end up seeming contrived and you're gonna look silly.

[Redder]

Originally posted by camus


the ironic thing, is the fact that what she says in that quote, is about as evil as it gets.

Yep, but I dare not agree with you in front of her. For fear my head would be cut off or my heart ripped from my chest.

<laughing>

[TIM]

...more than a few REGRETS Isric.

Flea Market. Your age has nothing to do with what you are feeling. We all have a desire to love and be loved, no matter the demographic. I am 23 and I give my 56-year-old mother dating advice. (And vice versa). Experience plays its role in how you deal with these overbearing emotions. Being almost 15, I would assume that you are more mature than when you were 13.... and obviously a year from today, you will have matured further.... but with love you can still wind up in the same situation 10 years down the line and be just as clueless and make the same dumb mistakes. No one has the answers for what YOU are looking for. Love Life and It will love you back. Love a girl, and do not always expect the favor returned; but know you deserve it in future endeavors. Ask her out!

~Women and Men are equally evil when it comes to love and war. Play nice everyone...

[gekitsu]

i think he mwas referring to being legally mature, i.e. they both reached age of consent.

[Isric]

haha, i don't know who said it, but:

In love and in war, women are more barbaric than men.

[Android]

REGRETS- there are many actions and decisions I have made in relationships that ended up regreting, but i have never regreted falling in love with anyone.

[dzu]

Regret is when you don't do anything and 20 years from now think back and say "I shoulda ..."

[jermainevl]

Regret is when you don't do anything and 20 years from now think back and say "I shoulda ..."
Sometimes it's better to regret something you have done, then to regret something you haven't.

[Flea-Market]

yeah...

Do song lirics work?

I think its a good line...

"Don't worry I only wanna make you happy, and if you say go away I will."

do you think that might help

-Flea

what am I doing still asking for help?

[Isric]

Android, Dzu, jermainevl, i agree whole heartedly with your cliches

*not* do something is far worse, especially when it comes to love. but at the age of 14, we don't yet deal with that sort of currency.

[otis]

Girls will always fall for a guy who has:

Confidence (not an ego)
Patience
Good sense of humor
Good looks help at first..(but good looks mostly come from confidence)
..and if you are an artist..that always helps on the romantic side!

Good Luck

[kungfu_chook]

Damn! Your half my age, you young whippersnapper!

The others are right, just be yourself, don't try to be something your not because you think she likes it....remember she likes you now, so why change it?

as for song lyrics, i'm kinda thinking more like this (well for me, not that 29 is that old)

"will i still kiss my girlfriend, and try to grab her ass"

When I get old - Decendents

I think its a cool lyric cause thats how i wanna be with my wife when im like 80, still havin fun together.

(i can just see Fleamarket scratching his head "Who are the Decendents?!!)

Arrrgghhh


Chook

[Flea-Market]

I'm young and already having my heart torn to pieces,
so.... I might not need this thread any more...WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING!!!!!!!!

I may or may not be mature, but still a part of being mature is being able to ask for help isn't it.....

And am I ahead of any of you in a love life?
or is that a bunch of :bsflag:

and I never have heard of the Decendents, KungFu_Chook



-Flea

[Skank]

Originally posted by Android
dont listen to my previous advice until you have a few heart breaks beind you.
for the time being just enjoy all the feelings she gives you.and find creative ways to make her smile. it never gets any better than young love.

aj

truer words were never spoken...you hafta get your heart broken at LEAST once to appreciate how much it means to find somone worth staying with...ive also seen alot of people never get back on the horse afterwards. dont let that happen..

but like what has been said before..be yourself, be confident but not an ass. and make her smile..something thats easy to do at 14
:) and just TALK to her, chicks dig that lol

"and I never have heard of the Decendents, KungFu_Chook"
!!!!!! thats not right!! you need to find out about them asap!! lol

gl to ya man, have fun , dont let this tear you up, you got a ways to go :D :chug:

[Flea-Market]

Well I actualy have had a heart break, in 4th grade..... I really did.... do you not believe me?

and....*not* do something is far worse, especially when it comes to love. but at the age of 14, we don't yet deal with that sort of currency.

What is that supposed to mean? I ask you.

[mos667]

FOURTH GRADE?

Mature, eh? Wait a few years before you seriously realize your hearts desire.

[gekitsu]

hey, don't bash him before thinking about it.

a heartbreak is not necessarily coming from a falling-in-love experience.
thinking of someone as a true friend and trusting him/her in important things (well, whatever is important at that age doesnt matter. matter is THAT it is important). being disappointed (right word?) by that friend later on can also break heart.

maybe it isn't as much as a "true-love" heartbreak but it is a heartbreak nevertheless. and it can hurt a fuckin lot, too.

it was 4th grade, too for me when i first found out that girls are beautiful (of course, it needs years to grasp HOW beautiful they are, but it started then).

flea-market: i can't stress it often enough: just be yourself. don't play someone you aren't. if you have a hard way with song lyrics, let it. not everyone is the type of reciting song lyrics or doing anything with song lyrics. (i know i am certainly not)
if you like ice cream, ask her out for having ice cream with you. if you love going to the cinema, ask her if she wants to go with you because watching movies alone sucks. don't go with the clichees that come with love stories :)
if are a type for fooling around, don't play the serious one. if you have a hard time with joking around and letting yourself go, don't try to spam her with jokes.
make a joke when you know one that fits, shut your mouth when you think it's the best you can do at that moment.

don't listen to someone trying to tell you this can't be real love or shit. it is real love for you right now and that is all that counts right now.

good luck and have a good time.

[Flea-Market]

hey thanks... I'll try some of that, and thanks for explaining what I didn't care to.... just be myself, got it.

-Flea

[Mr. Teatime]

the best thing to do in my opinion would be just talk to her and be nice. Be calm and dont get nervous. So far thats working for me:chug:

[mos667]

Sorry, I guess I did sound like an asshole. I was just trying to say that he really shouldn't try to act TOO mature for his age. The whole point of being young is having fun. Don't try to be too old, or you'll lose years of your life ;).

[|NTeRN]

just be yourself. everything happens for a reason. my only true advice is not to tell her friends or ask someone else to ask if she likes you. that has come back to haunt me way too many times:bash:

[captnblack]

girls are inherently evil. have you thought about getting a pet? i hear goldfish lack the ability to rip your heart out and then do the mexican hat dance around it and then get engaged less than a year later.

[Flea-Market]

ummmm, Ill start with mos667, I dont think I'm really acting out of age, I'm just starting to see just how beautiful girls really are..... then for captnblack, I have a dog, a lazy dog, and I dont think a pet would work for the joy I long for.


and I guess I'll just talk with her be myself and not ask other people if she lkes me..... So I'll have to find that out on my own, huh?


Edit- the school has adance this friday, is this a good oppertunity to get to know her , and for her to get to know me?


-Flea

[Flea-Market]

So it's the day of the dance..... I'll omly be able to get advice at lunch.... this is before school, guess I'm on my own.



-Flea

[mos667]

Well you said you were mature for your age, being a little hyprocritical, eh?
So. Live your life on your own, we can't live yours, buddy.

[Flea-Market]

First I hate you, Second you sholdnt judge me, you fag, and Thrid a probaly have a better chance with a girl then you ever will, your just gelus.

So all in all I didnt make this thread to be bashed by some freak who thinks he knows how a girl thinks, I made it to get advice and also perhaps prove its ok to ask questions.

If any thing you are the imature one.



-Flea

[die_with_honor]

all i can say is i like girls
with out them well
that wouldent be very good

[DaemonMagus]

First - I believe that maturity is only a standard set by those who consider themselves higher than others. But maybe that's only because everyone calls me immature ;)
Second - Flea-Market, grammar is good, typing when your angry is bad, and using terms like "fag" is bad.
Third - I'm also fourteen and what I think you need to realize is that love isn't something that you can get advice about. You'll learn in time what to do and what not to do. Just as long as you have a little buffer between your brain and your mouth (or hands or whatever) you should be okay. It might not work out this time, but your heart will heal and you will learn what to do/not to do next time.

[softdrawer]

allright, i didnt read any of the previous comments, ill just say what i think is right.

1st- dont try to be someone else. Be yourself.

2nd- dont lie.

3rd- dont think shes an pretty object.

4th- dont think you can get her with your money ( i know there is a lot of girls seeking money and if so...shes definitly not for you )

5th- be honest and kind.

6th- tell her who you really are inside of your self and listen to what she has to say.


If you stick to that, everything will come together. If she tells you she doesnt love you well just wait untill the right one comes up to you and you will know when it happens. She has to like you for who YOU are, if not well dont worry about it and keep living up your life untill good things happen.

the best way to know if shes the right person for you is, if you both feel the same and share the same love.

* if you think money will help you get the "one" for you well you are damn wrong *

hope youll be happy :)

alx

[mos667]

First I hate you, Second you sholdnt judge me, you fag, and Thrid a probaly have a better chance with a girl then you ever will, your just gelus.

Let me first start off saying that I, in fact, I do not know how girls think at all. And simmer the heck down. When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME. Omitting the awful grammar and spelling mistakes, your argument of saying that I am a fag and that I’m “gelus”. You really shouldn’t jump to conclusions and think that I may not be getting as many girls as you, Mr. Oh-so-mature 14 year old (assuming that I am actually a heterosexual, which by your previous remark, I am not). I wasn’t trying to judge you in any way, so don’t get all caught up and put words in my mouth. I was just trying to let you know that living your life is better than spending half of it on internet forums asking advice from complete strangers. Just like you do in art, you learn from your mistakes. No one makes a perfectly proportioned, balanced, etc. piece on his or her first try. So go with it, man.

[Flea-Market]

Look I didn't post this thread to get advice on love I posted it to get advice so that I might not mess up. And also let's stop this burn war before I totaly dominate you with my awsome spellling. And also I'm not sure if you gay or not. mos667.




-Flea

[bgermain]

Originally posted by Flea-Market
First I hate you, Second you sholdnt judge me, you fag, and Thrid a probaly have a better chance with a girl then you ever will, your just gelus. ...If any thing you are the imature one.

-Flea

I'm so very, very glad to not be a teen anymore.

There are only two worthwhile pieces of advice. One of them--be yourself--has already been posted. The other--know yourself--is at least as important. This is where self-confidence comes from. It's also a difficult thing to do because it involves looking at yourself through someone else's eyes and you may not always like what you see.

The best thing you can do now is enjoy it while it lasts. Make these times something you'll remember with a smile instead of regret.

And good luck!

[spok]

what are you waiting around here for...have you at least talked to her? does she know who you are? if so, slowly get close to her in any way possible. If she doesn't know you, you probably know someone who does, or a friend of a friend of a friend...who knows her...and, what does help, is the humor. If you can get to know her, slowly become an aquaintance, then someone she knows, then a friend...and make her laugh, well, i garantee that she'll show more feelings then just "friends"...

[strych9ine]

And when you do get close to her, sniff her shoulder intensely whenever she looks away. Chicks love that.

[bgermain]

Originally posted by strych9ine
And when you do get close to her, sniff her shoulder intensely whenever she looks away. Chicks love that.

Um, well, I happen to have a restraining order that says otherwise. But the cool thing is that they had to print her name and address on the legal document so now I have that info.

[Flea-Market]

Wow thanks useful info, get a restaining order got it.


And I have talked to her a little, I think she knows who I am...... I'm not that sad.



-Flea

[mos667]

No offense, but still pretty sad ;)

[Flea-Market]

Yeah I do live a very sad life, a poor artist, poor in heart and in cash



-Flea

[mos667]

Take a joke buddy.

[amphex]

lol this is funny

[Flea-Market]

Ummmm....... I think we're a little of track of the original propuse of this thread here, My sad life with a girl.......




-Flea

[Redder]

Originally posted by Flea-Market
Ummmm....... I think we're a little of track of the original propuse of this thread here, My sad life with a girl.......

You know what sad is sitting in some forsaken hole in the middle of a hot jungle because some big wig general wants you to give your life for a small piece of barren land thats being held by a group of rebels who just blew the head off your buddy who is now laying dead next to you making you piss in your pants because you don't want to die in this horrible place like a dog then all hell breaks loose and you're to frighten to do a thing as those rebels coming charging in shooting at you before you blackout and wake up in some poorly run hospital with tubes running into your chest when you notice you only have one arm which means you get to go home but hey your wife left you for the poolboy because you weren't around so now you have no wife, one arm, and a dead buddy, now that is one sad life. So let me freaking tell you something, the next time you see that girl remember...


...to do all your christmas shopping at Best Buy. Best Buy the only place to shop.

[mos667]

Product placement with Taco Bell, Taco bell.
Enchilido-
MACHO BURRITO!

(Kung Pow)

[Blackhawk]

Originally posted by Flea-Market
Look I didn't post this thread to get advice on love I posted it to get advice so that I might not mess up. And also let's stop this burn war before I totaly dominate you with my awsome spellling. And also I'm not sure if you gay or not. mos667.




-Flea

Your going to mess up, that's the nature of the beast. You'll have 100 failures before your first success, but that first success is oh so nice. The key to women is not to essentially be yourself, it is part of it, but it's so much more. As Otis said, you need to be confident, attentive, be a good listener, make your company positive. You want women to feel good being around you. If you can make a woman feel good around you, you have the first stages set.

One thing to remember though, failure is a fact of life with everything, especially when it comes to dealing with women. How people deal with it really sets apart the boys from the men.

Lastly Flea-Market, nice outburst. I'm not too sure that you should proclaim yourself as mature just yet, you obviously still have a lot of issues to deal with before you could even begin to label that on yourself. Regardless, good luck, woman is the ultimate adventure, it's definitely an exciting experience. Remember to have fun with it.

[Redder]

Originally posted by mos667
Product placement with Taco Bell, Taco bell.
Enchilido-
MACHO BURRITO!



A friend once sent me a cartoon of the Taco Bell Chihuahua humping a soft taco with the caption "Taco Bell's secret sauce!". Now, I can't help but laugh every I bite into a soft taco from Taco Bell.

[mos667]

You actually eat from Taco Bell? I can't after seeing Kung Pow. Go rent it, it's hillarious.


EDIT:

On a side note, how are you doing Flea? ;) :beer:

[ceenda]

Pfft... we didn't spend thousands of years making pr0n to have to negotiate 'relationships'... sheesh...

[Devils Jester]

Im good, I never ate at Taco Bell any way.

So that "secret sauce" just makes me laugh at the people that do what ever the TV says.

Now i have to go buy the cheap stuff at Wal Mart, they have the best prices.

[LiL QoH]

Originally posted by ceenda
Pfft... we didn't spend thousands of years making pr0n to have to negotiate 'relationships'... sheesh...


hahaha did I mention I wub you sexy voice man? :D

[mos667]

I go peepee standing up!

On a side not, Jack (off) in the Box has the weirdest secret sauce.

[Gunbu]

This thread is a pretty good read... not as good as the fishing rubbing one by any means, but still good :D

[amphex]

lol after redder's comment, this is REALLY funny
:DDDDD

[mos667]

Makes me feel a little guilty, though. This thread is ruining the hopes and dreams of a young, innocent boy of only 14.
Eh, oh well. Blame is parents for getting him the internet. Or Canada.

[yoshiman1/4]

just go for the kill..........don't come of dumb......and don't act stupid in front of her when ur with ur friends .....they hate that.

[Iiori]

Originally posted by strych9ine
And when you do get close to her, sniff her shoulder intensely whenever she looks away. Chicks love that.

Ya know, I had a guy who always did something like that. I hope he wasn't smelling me, but always just way too close . Don't do that, I hurt that poor guy..Literally. He just didn't have good reflexes or something. . You don't want to get hurt do you? :P

My advice for your age is just to live it up. Have fun and don't get too serious. Lifes too short to worry about things like that, they just happen or something like that haha.

[pvrhye]

Be direct. Never rely on anyone to make the first move. Let your intentions be known. TRUST ME on this one.

[brandy]

It looks like everyone's been giving you good advice so far, telling you to be yourself etc., but another important aspect to any relationship is friendship.. love without friendship doesn't last, and you've got to have other aspects to any relationship to keep it together...

also it's not worth agonizing over, the longer you establish an image in your mind of someone, the further out of kilter it becomes with the real person, unless you're a perfect judge of character.. keep your communication honest, remember that you've got to want to get on with someone as well as wanting to get *it* on, and you'll be fine :c)

heh, now that I'm registered I guess I"m going to have to post some pictures..

anyway, viel glück!

[JVK]

I wrote a guide on getting girls but it mostly applies if you're a player. It doesn't have too much useful info on getting a girl you really care about.

[Redder]

Originally posted by JVK
I wrote a guide on getting girls but it mostly applies if you're a player. It doesn't have too much useful info on getting a girl you really care about.

Isn't the point of a guide to help you so if the guide doesn't help you in getting the girl you really care about then its not a guide but a defrauding report.

[Redder]

Originally posted by mos667
You actually eat from Taco Bell? I can't after seeing Kung Pow. Go rent it, it's hillarious.


Yes, I do eat at Taco Bell. Rent Kung Pow you say...ummm...but I like eating there.

Some advice to Flea-Market: We all know Taco Bell's secret sauce is the sauciest sassy sauce around! If you really like her nothing says romantic dinner like a candle dinner at Taco Bell. You'll be getting some lovin tonight with those oh so great 79 cent crunchy tacos. Taco Bell we're open late so you can score!

The moral here is drink your drugs, smoke milk, and don't do school.

[Mr. Teatime]

What could be more romantic than a candelit dinner over a shared Nachos BellGrande?
I mean, come on!

[JVK]

Originally posted by Redder


Isn't the point of a guide to help you so if the guide doesn't help you in getting the girl you really care about then its not a guide but a defrauding report.

Well actually it's not even that much on getting girls but how to handle them in large quantities which is the job of a player.
I know a lot of dudes who want to have 5 girlfriends, but if they knew what I went through they wouldn't.

If they have a deathwish though, I offer them those nuggets of wisdom.

[Redder]

Originally posted by JVK


Well actually it's not even that much on getting girls but how to handle them in large quantities which is the job of a player.
I know a lot of dudes who want to have 5 girlfriends, but if they knew what I went through they wouldn't.

If they have a deathwish though, I offer them those nuggets of wisdom.

Large quantities?! Do you place an order for a couple 100 or did you supersize them or something?

[Flea-Market]

Ummmmm...... I don't need an army of girlfriends.

I only need one.. you know the one I've been talking about..... but an army of girlfriends does have its posibillities.

[die_with_honor]

Flea is nothing but a mangy midget who couldnt draw even if his life depended on it
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(sinicle chuckle)

[fletchgirl]

let's get past the fact that you are fourteen and move on toooooo..... SHE is 14, non? take it from someone who used to be one, 14 year old girls are as evil as they come. they too, know that they are uber mature. what they also have is science telling them that the 14 year old male is not as mature as them. we thought we knew EVERYTHING. i'm just warning you. they are scary. we get a little better later on... anyway, 13,14 year old girls still scare the heck out of me. when i see a group of them walking down the street, i clutch my purse tighter and avoid eye contact ::shiver::

[amphex]

how is something this incredibly dumb still going?

[fletchgirl]

hahah, how can it not?

[Mr. Teatime]

origanaly posted by people are stupid:
Flea is nothing but a mangy midget who couldnt draw even if his life depended on it
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hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
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(sinicle chuckle)


what are you talking about? He is a mangy midget giant. As in, for a midget, he's taller than you are.

cynical not sinicle. Your sew dum.
When they finally announce whats going to happen for thunderdome7 YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!

heh heh heh

[Flea-Market]

they may be evil but if i can't tame them then i shall die in there midsts..... and also I plan to keep this going for as long as i can

[Mr. Teatime]

i'll help.

Sooooo....

[Elwell]

sinicle

When one of those evil fourteen year old girls Fletchgirl was talking about eats an ice pop in such a way that you know that she knows that you know what you're thinking...

that's a sinicle.

[Flea-Market]

i'm scared now.....

[Redder]

My two cents...

Destroying a bridge might look easy in the movies, but remember: They're designed to withstand the immense shear-forces of wind and weather. Deploying an underwater M-32 satchel charge at the base of each load-bearing pylon looks like the answer, but it might not even shake a modern riveted steel highway or railroad bridge. Without delving into the complex language of the guerrilla combat engineer, the best advice I can give you is to forgo subtlety in favor of brute force: Put two satchel charges at each X-shaped trestle buck, and this should rob the bridge of any reinforcing strength and cause it to buckle nicely.


Hope that helps.

[mos667]

Wrong thread, Redder?
Or are you giving him advice on how to get the girl drunk?

[amphex]

stfu or die.

[bgermain]

Originally posted by Redder
My two cents...

Destroying a bridge might look easy in the movies, but remember: They're designed to withstand the immense shear-forces of wind and weather. Deploying an underwater M-32 satchel charge at the base of each load-bearing pylon looks like the answer, but it might not even shake a modern riveted steel highway or railroad bridge. Without delving into the complex language of the guerrilla combat engineer, the best advice I can give you is to forgo subtlety in favor of brute force: Put two satchel charges at each X-shaped trestle buck, and this should rob the bridge of any reinforcing strength and cause it to buckle nicely.


Hope that helps.

If I remember correctly, Bill Murray was able to stall bridge traffic by turning his taxi sideways and throwing the keys into the water. This can be nearly as effective as blowing the bridge if you do it around 3:30pm.

Oh, Bill, you are incorrigible.

Unless, of course, that was indeed advice on how to get the girl drunk as Mos stated.

[gallon]

two tips:
Be nice to them. This will probably not get any girls when youre 14, but when you get "friends only" reward a couple of times you'll meet someone that is nice too. And that is a good thing. Friendship is number one in a relationsship. It is going to last for life you don't want to be together with a person that not nice, friendly and understanding.

Be drunk, rude and arrogant, talk to a girl, then....important...walka away for a hour... and u get sex , atleast in sweden. be careful not being to drunk because then you'll regret it. Atleast be sober enough to see who you're talking to.

[Redder]

Originally posted by bgermain
If I remember correctly, Bill Murray was able to stall bridge traffic by turning his taxi sideways and throwing the keys into the water. This can be nearly as effective as blowing the bridge if you do it around 3:30pm.

A hostile power or force will engage the taxi moments after 3:30pm with large-caliber weapons, such as cannons, howitzers, and missile launchers to promptly remove the taxi from the bridge.

[Redder]

Originally posted by mos667
Wrong thread, Redder?
Or are you giving him advice on how to get the girl drunk?

I was giving advice on how to get the girl drunk. Personally I think the 32oz Colt 44 beverage might not be an ideal long-distance drink, and it's certainly no sniper's drink, but it has the advantages of low weight and quicker women acquisition. You can reliably engage a woman at ranges of 30 meters and more. Use a two-handed grip and brace the beverage against your hand, or use a stand or table as an improvised bench rest. Don't worry about the "intoxicating power": One of those 32oz's will open up to about 64oz's when it hits, leaving a buzz you could toss a cat through, and bringing so much energy to the woman that hitting on her extremities is often enough to drop Ivan, her ex-boyfriend, in his tracks.

[Flea-Market]

ok..... um thanks for crushing my already fragile hopes.... jk, so friendship is the way to go..... try to assume that these feeling are just bad gas... and I also now know how to stop traffic on a bridge......*thinks hard* could that start a "friendship"... or at least help one?



-Flea (the 14 year old with hopes a mile high or so)

[Mr. Teatime]

sorry to crush your dreams but (you know who i'm talking about) asked jordan parson to the dance. not that he's trying to be her girlfriend, but that she likes him. Jordans after sarah.

[Rockhead]

I wasn't going to comment on this thread, but seeing as how it was already at the top, my post won't effect it. Flea-Market you're like 15!?! Forget about the girls until after your mission! While you're off in Brazil for two years, she'll be dating your best friend anyway. Wait till you get back to worry about the serious relationship. Your friend, Rocky (formerly Elder Davies of the Salta Argentina Mission) (You would be suprised how many of us there are here...)

[Cpagan]

I agree sort of with rock head. You will be going on a misson in only a few years BUT that doesn't mean you can't at least make a foundation and test the waters anyways. Just don't get into it too deep. If anything you will be able to have some fun and know by the time you are going to leave on your mission if you will have someone waiting for you.

(Also ignore that whole best friend thing, if it was ment to be she will wait for you)

[I can't help but get visions of Orgasmo now ...]:googley:

[amphex]

OMG ....anyone who gives a serious response to this now just does not deserve life.

[ceenda]

err... about the friendship route... more often than not friendship leads to... friendship.

imo the easiest thing is to convert to a religion with arranged marriages and suddenly the whole thing becomes alot easier.

hooray! :chug:

[Mr. Teatime]

hey, thats almost a good idea, unless you get stuck with a freak... but yes, easier

[cybercyst]

Okay, I was going to say some nice advice, but after reading the most recent posts about attempting to get the girl drunk, I've decided you guys are nothing but freakin' pervs. I hope you all burn in hell.:mad:

[LiL QoH]

How about we all get them drunk and stab their pencil dicks :D

[Sammy]

stimulation vibration penetration

[LiL QoH]

with tornados <3 haha

[Jens]

:nana

dance like this banana and all the girls will fall for you!

luckily for ceenda, Scotland is a country with such a tradition... NOT muhahaha
and i also think Lilq has the most shocking signature ever!
and i also think i'm completly random ouch!

[Sammy]

if the sky outside turns green, give up on the chicks for one day.

[Skank]

Originally posted by Sammy
if the sky outside turns green, give up on the chicks for one day.

or lay off the shrooms for a day....:D

[Flea-Market]

K no more shoorms, and also I've given up on "her"....

not girls... just her... well im already trying to become friends, only friends with another

also I plan to not get a "Dr. John" letter and latter steal some poor guys girl when he's on his mission

[Redder]

In Soviet Russia the sheep dumps you!

Boris says "For the motherland!"

[Flea-Market]

Well, no responds and/or questions and/or tips on this new girl.... I guess you hate me.:cry: :cry: :cry:




_Flea

[Mr. Teatime]

yes, we hate you.

[LiL QoH]

<3

[ceenda]

blarge3h secy girl q bitttke of lagavulinnn and a mettyt christmans tpo u all!!!1111 <£ <3 <3 <3

[bRyaN]

Originally posted by Skank


or lay off the shrooms for a day....:D

LMAO...

I can relate dude...

Only if Lil Q knew How much i wanted to be her "friend":rolleyes: :D

[cucaracha]

Originally posted by bRyaN


LMAO...

I can relate dude...

Only if Lil Q knew How much i wanted to be her "friend":rolleyes: :D

Hee Hee, her pin-up avatar is selling well ;) :D

edit: eek, at least I'm in her age!

Did anyone else also reckognize that girls usually like older guys? I mean, not grandpa-like, but a bit older..
errr..

somebody want me to post a silly picture instead of twaddling around?

[bRyaN]

Dude i'm not an old man, I'm exactly 2 years older than you lol....same exact birth day....

but i do count as that "older guy"...so whaddaya say Lil??

:o

[bizarre]

ugh.... just don't lose it when you're 13. you think you're hot shit till you find out the 18-year-old nympho you scored with and got the rep of the freshman who nailed a senior pretty much gets it from and gives it to anyone who'll say hi to her.

it's even worse when she's still there when you're a junior...

eh, whatever.

i say if you get a chance to get hole, go for it. else, you're passing up on an oppurtunity that's just too scarce in highschool and college. and even more scarce afterwards, from what i hear... see when you "grow up", you're supposed to make it "mean something", add sentimental value, whatever... pfft. fuck that.

[Sammy]

... Girls don't like to be cut open ...

[mos667]

Sammy, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Ever heard of S and M ;). I know a few girls that uh..well, may suit your pleasure. So sammy, I'll hook you up if you want it ;)

MoS - AKA: pimpmaster g of the hizouse of Sizm and Mizm

[Sammy]

Thanx but nothanx Mos667, I had an ample dose of that with my last girl... hella-high maintenance...

[Mr. Teatime]

OK, this thread is getting pretty dirty for something asking about how to get to know a girl better, to make her like him, but to each his own.

[Flea-Market]

yeah, i think I might let this thing die now.

[Mr. Teatime]

What'd you get for Christmas?