The Worst Name for a Band you can think of!!

[kev ferrara]

So, let's get really uncreative here.

Worst idea for a band name you can think of... Make one up.

Criteria: Stupidity, Lameness, Seems like the person making the name might have thought it was cool, Cheesiness, Cannot be a real band name...


My first entry is "Star Wizards of Endor."

[SlinkyDice]

Stone Temple Pilots

[Elwell]

David Ben Gurion Airport

[SlinkyDice]

See rule number 1. (You are supposed to come up with the name.)

See post

[Flake]

"Chad Savage and the Carpet Monkeys"

"Ashtrays of Justice"

[Ilaekae]

The Jello Benders

Wang Chunks

Oozey and the STDs

The Fibroid Cantaloupe

Dive Bombing Tulsa

Left, Right, and the Stick in the Middle

Churling Hunks

[Flake]

Jefferson Segway

Joan Jett's Spurned Love Seed

Sexy lapdance Hitler 5

[ArtZealot]

The ultraviolet unicorn lamposts

[Kamikazebob]

Elbow in the Eye

[Ilaekae]

Midget Ear Wax

The Bucky Ball Sisters

Hit Any Key

Pogo and the Mudflat Stompers

[Flake]

Hit Any Key


You'd be astounded how many tech support people have had to explain that there is no "any" key...

See the cd drive? No, that's not a cup holder..

[Ilaekae]

Of course not! It's a g'damn ashtray...

[alesoun]

Midget Ear Wax

Pogo and the Mudflat Stompers
Do I detect a James Taylor influence there, Boss Cat?

The Waldorf Astoria Punk Tea Dance Quartet

[Psypomp]

Of course not! It's a g'damn ashtray...Ah, funny, but probably true.

[Kamikazebob]

Ilaekae, on second thought... its kinda catchy..

Porno Midget Express

[Clochette]

I can't stop laughing! Mouhahahahaa your names are so funny! XD

I propose :

Raoul Coco 5000
The water closet rulers
The neon chicks at badminton
Pope and da best cucumber hunter's band

[Ilaekae]

Sammy Davis' Eyeball

Ruben on Wonder Bread with Mayo

Unwashed Mudder Frockers

2002

Ve Know Nuzzing!

[kingshaj]

"circle of excellence" an award i got for corporate/ financial "art direction" whatever that is.

better as a band


or
french moments by the Pierre la fresh orchestra

[Kamikazebob]

Vhat are you Sinking aboot.

Rat's Anus

Dead Pointy Corpses and Other Unhappy Things

Circle of Jerks

League of Extraordinary Bastards

[Clochette]

Steak / cheese / coca
The rotten potatoes and their lovely rats orchestra
4 - 2 = 2

[kingshaj]

chrome uterus!!!

areola huffing-ton

[Clochette]

Sand in your vagina.

"League of Extraordinary Bastards" could be a cool punk band name. Seriously! :D

[kingshaj]

Terrorbyte

Metalica

pornucopia

[Farsh]

Rectal prolapse

Jesus Juice

Twisted nipples

Albino scat midgets

[chriskot]

Hydroponic Sasquatch
Pope Dope and the Boo-ya Cardinals
Peewee Franko and the Electric Snorkel Troopers
SUX2BU
Rocket Nun Bitches

Did you know that the Barenaked Ladies came up with their name when they were looking for an entry for a "Worst band name ever" contest?

[kingshaj]

Pope On A Rope

flaming sword of the 12 Jesus'es

REDSTATE


Tree-thuggin'




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[Max Challie]

- Reverse The Polarity of The Neutron Flow & Recalibrate The Flux Capacitor - Live in Texas
- Brushes in a Cardboard Box
- My Coffee Tastes Like Strawberries
- Death Bear
- Carnival Cannibal Carnivore

OK, now can we have a thread on the worst existing band names?

[M.C.Barrett]

Gandalf's Testicles

[Elwell]

Hilary Swank's Benign Growth (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080919/people_nm/swank_dc_2)

[Kamikazebob]

Large Hardon Collider

[kingshaj]

Swillary janks bovine mouth

[Jason Rainville]

Wonderful men.

[kingshaj]

weirder than corn

[kev ferrara]

The Utahs
Guacamole San Clemente
Thrash Enfarction
Da Ciao Pope 5
Jazzerwocky
The Cthulu Lulus
Hidden Rodeo featuring T. Clint Lucky

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Names I came up with that are accidentally good:

The Undergods
Shout Orchestra

[ChaoticKnight]

Ceramic Dog Dish.

[IanE]

The Refried Beaners

Cowboy Pete and the Squirt Gun Bandits

[Clochette]

Flying donuts <-- Really exists!
Ethylic coma
God bless the brown nose & the mustard sons
Atomic boobs riding cloud horses
The ugly puppets of our Majesty
Clean the ashtray!
I make music with my hands lol

[Pavel Sokov]

Cock and Ball Torture.
the awful part is that this is a real band

[kingshaj]

Ritardo Montalban

hugg-life

Nun more black

[Clochette]

What's wrong with this condom?
Stinky foot
Alleluia ++, the Christian rock sultans crusade.
Don't make me laugh while I eat cookies

[s.ketch]

Chixie Dicks.

[FearSelf]

Hah, funny names so far.

Flaming Chunks of Bloodyness.
I Like Food.
What band?

[Nopig]

The Narnicles

Dude Man and the Band

[Zaknafain]

the hitlers

[VulgarDragon]

My contribution:

Salt Block Lick (for a bad country band)
Sheep Dippers
Pink Sunday
Audio Tormentors
Chapstickers
Beer Women
Frijoles Negroes
This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!

[Max Challie]

okay stuff it. i'm posting real band names

Space Cat

[tmbritton]

Eternal Jamnation

[Peter Coene]

Fuzzy Wuzzies
Plan 9 From Another Dimention ("Plan 9" for short)
Dead Babies
Bride of the Atom
Chag Wirez
Bitch Chokerz
Zen Beef
the Bellybuttonz
THE KLAW
ZLASHER
Strumbucklers
the Cold Onez
Goatse
Scrantonicity (not quite so orriginal...)
BeefEaters
Rotting Nostril
Penny and the Minstrels
Child Demon
Bad Omenz
the Deviants
Dark Boulder
Babylon Tower
ButtDarts
Palin's Krew

[Moai]

The Martians Conquer Santa Claus

[Black Spot]

Bill Stickers (loads of free advertising) and their albums: Is Innocent, Cannot be Prosecuted, The Retrial, Unstuck.

[JFierce]

The Soup and Ladle Theory
Death By Dalmatian
Poop and Scoop Experience
No Desert For Daisy

[tobbA]

I Think It Was A Bug

Spare A Coin For The Homeless

We Didn't Really Think of A Name

We're Better Than You

Blood Sucking Vacuum Cleaners

The Acnes

[Serpian]

Rednecks in Tights

That's What Your Mom Said

Black Sack Rack

The Shenanigans

Crimson Apocalypse

The Fuck You Orchestra

Inexplicable Extinction

[Seer]

This was a reoccuring topic that we would discuss in our band after rehearsals.
For cheesiness it helps to think of some european stuck in the 80's trying to come up with a cool name.

"Penis Planet"
"Welcome to Sexy Land"
"Gothic Buttress"
"Tough Warrior Harmony"
"Fuckcess"
"Eat my Sax"
"Wristslit"
"Can o' giggle"
"Santa Slaughter"
"Sticky Incursion"

[QT Melon]

First one was a proposed name for a high school garage band:

Testicles Hanging Askew

other bad band names

Concept Art
Massive Black
Wang's Clinic
Wang's Chinese
Sweaty Nipples
Mooseknuckle
Cameltoe
Donkey Punch
Blumpkin
Gym Grind Funk

[greenbears]

Mammalsauce

[DefiledVisions]

The Waldorf Astoria Punk Tea Dance Quartet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :anime: :anime: :anime:

I went to a waldorf middle-school. I've got nothing against their philosophy, but in the end, it didn't suit me as an individual - I mean, look how I turned out :oneye:

[dbclemons]

The Dark and Stormy Knights
Pull My Finger
Meow
Cash and Kerry
The Checkouts
A Many Splendored Thing
Pay Our Rent
The Daily City Super Spectaculars
(C.P.W.S) Can't Play Worth Shit
Thank You Kindly
Cellulite Sisters
The Troubleclifffs
Lucy and the Diamond Skies

[Straight Edge Ryan]

[Unknown Artist]

My Sister's Smelly Box

Mudbutt

Hitler's Extermination Squad (for an band comprised of gay black Jews)

Who? (so you'll get stuck in one of those? who are you listening to? who? who are you listening to? who?" conversations)

What? (same reason as above)

Mind Your Own Fucking Business Asshole (same reason as above)

That's What SHE said

[kingshaj]

erotic mcdonalds

LENZFAIR

APETHONG

Billy Ben lodden and the Yee-haw Jihad

scroto-rooter

[S.C. Watson]

Banana Flavored Embryos

[ceberae]

Backstreet Girls
Toga Party on Brokeback Mountain
Suburbian Warriors
Hillbilly Conflict
Mustard Ketchup Relish

[Elwell]

Over 9000 Penises (http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=137370)

[Grendel Grack]

Inguinal Hernia

[Moai]

Captain Sarcastic and the Octopus Helmets

[timpaatkins]

Cat Pissflapps and the Homoerotiszers

Mountains of Pube

[Sven]

My wife and I had this discussion on a long road trip, I remember a few;

Moist Beefy Goodness
and
Kitten Boofs

[Brightdreamer]

Enemagram - Scientology's heavy-metal answer to Christian rock

[IanE]

The Martians Conquer Santa Claus

God forbid that movie ever makes a band...

[Parsakoira]

Staaarwiiiishhhh!!

[Dizon]

B.O.F. ( Bunch of Faggots)

[corky13]

"Vulvablast" (wich was actually the name of my old impro-"Porngrind/Grindcore" Band xD Dumb but great times ^^)

Hmmmm....everything that uses ancient norse god names like "Thors Hammer" "Ravens of Odin"...thats too cheesy for me (but "Ancient Norse God Names" sounds like a cool name for a little humppa band <,<)

[Ilaekae]

The most famous fake name for a band is from 1980...

Hornets Attack Victor Mature

It was inspired by a newspaper article in LA about actor Victor Mature being attacked by hornets on a golf course, and actually won an award for best new band name, even though there was NO band.

[Jason Rainville]

Dragonfo- oh wait...

[evildisco]

Reaganomica

Orange Jews

[unimad]

papali papo!

[Farvus]

I dunno. Maybe

Sound Card Drivers

[Kamikazebob]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15118_25-most-ridiculous-band-names-in-rock-history.html

Yeah, the top 5 are great on that list.

[Taj]

rape candy
the fetus bashers
the Nelson Mandelas
Roger and the rest of the band (no one in the band should be named roger)
the holocaust victims
Babe sucks cock
The Hot Anal
Outdoor threesome

Pretty much any porn title would make an awesome/terrible band name...

[alesoun]

KISS...eh, kissyxxxx!

[romance]

Testicleeze and the Nut Chunk Bunch

Adolescent Abortion

[silvestri99]

Jesus, coming back from my days playing in Seattle rock bands. Actually the last name I was under I wasn't all that fond of..."Plasik Monday". Notice the spell change to "plastic" to make it more cool.

Real band - "Free Beer"
Ones I would have like to have seen...bad as they could have been -
"Scrotum Pole" - Native American punk band
"Barium Enima"- Heavy Metal Group

nice entries here guys!

[darthnader]

johnny and the phallic five

[Crane]

your mom

[Mr.Razorblades]

Dick Hammer and the Pelvic Twists

[Serpian]

Grinder of The Establishment (left-wing alt-rock)

Death Machine of Doom (death core)

Kamikaze Kid Klan (kid pop)

van Eyckenbeer and his boys (acid jazz)

[Obsidian Glynn]

he he he

Afro Badger
Throwing Sparklers at the Pope
Boiling Lobster Cult (butter coming soon)

[arttorney]

Jagged Metal Groins (after a cautionary sign I saw on Big Rock Beach in Santa Monica)

Phil's Harmonica Orchestra

[JFierce]

You Eat Me I'll Eat You

The Colonoscopy Theory

[kev ferrara]

The Suck Its
Fisticuffs
The Happy Nietzsches
Wing Night

[Carl Dobsky]

Let's see....

How about--

Blood Fart

Grind Collar

Jihad Joe and the Flying Aces

[El Jeremie]

Phil's Harmonica Orchestra
That sounds pretty good in fact.

Jet jaguar
Benito XVI and the flying hippos
Da VLC's Band
Kannibal autopsy
Kriss Kross
Jackson Mozart and the amputee's orchestra
Lapdance for wheelchair
Conceptartchestra.

[Ilaekae]

Ahmad's Rocket Launcher and Accordian Polka Band

Now What?

Cloggers Unite!

Public School C4

Four Years til Nothing

Sushi on Wonder Bread and Mayo

Incontinencecopia

An'a One, Two Four...

Prophet and the 13-year-olds

[kingshaj]

THONGS of FREEDOM

front porch apocalypse

MS taint

[Sway West]

Andrea's August Autopsy. The vocalist will have that haircut (you know the one), and the rest of the band will hate him vehemently.

[Kagemusha22]

The Tenacious Wankers. (Someone'll probably name their band that, after all the good names have been used...)

Actually "The Beatles" is a pretty bad name for a band, seen as that all it is a reference to their haircut.

"My Bloody Valentine" could be labelled as one of the most misleading titles for a band. And "Joy Division" and "New Order", are one of the easiest to offend. (When you understand the context of the names)

[Renegade89]

Kitten Warlord

The Fellowship of the Bling ( Wizards of the West Coast)

The Cimmerian Bikinis

Knights Of Nee

Barenaked Sonja

BleachAmoniac (feat. Doitathome)

Hardware Conflict

The Missing Drivers

The Corrupted Files

Restore System

PS Lagz

Reformat

Goddammit!

[SirJohanna]

Personally I think most suggestions so far are brilliant! :D

If I had a band I'd name it Clown Porn.

The Popping Pimples
Hymen Brothers
The Mighty Dickgirls
Chinese Frycook Nipples
Lesbian Lagomorphs
LOLRANDOMSPORKMONKEY

[Black Spot]

Weeping haemorrhoids.

[arttorney]

er,

Rice Cube
Ice Pube

um,

Engage Number One!

[Timmy the Turtle]

enema bulldozer

[Carl Dobsky]

Unimad and the Crybabies

[guggemmaneuver]

I wish i were just making this up, but apparently at dragon*con there was a table for a record label named "Machinecunt." um... ewww ... unfortunate and offensive name choice. What kind of group would want to work really hard on an album and release it under the MC imprint? haha...

[Sphyzex_9]

"ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

[GoatFetus]

Slandered Sausage
Randy Savage and the Tesseract
Dykes on trikes
anal algorithmic fandango
Canned Peach Onslaught From Your Mother's Yeast Infection
Hot sex with a cold soggy bagel

[Hookswords]

Some of these are really good guys. A great laugh so far.

Lesbian Diet
Truckstop Tempura
THACO
Vaginal Endurance
Riddic and his Narnia brass band- The Chronicles
Sarlac Pit and the Pendulum
Vagina Rodeo
Built By Gay Robots
Steampunk Molotov

[Bill]

Victoria's Secret Schlong

[LORD M]

Pumpkin Lederhosen Fest

[armando]

Casual Tea

[Renegade89]

Haha I love to play with word association.

-Rumpelstiltskin

-The Peeing Cherubs

-The Aristocrats

-Pasifae´s Bull

-Gandalf the Bleached

-VoldemorT

-Emo fanfic

-Misanthropic Teenagers

-The Bisexual Wiccan Sound Project

-Beavis and Butthead Featuring Metallica

Naming a band after a curse word is usually a bad idea, theres a band, i think from Chile called "Carajo" (fuck), i remember watching a video of them in TV and in the bands name appeared (C*****) it was pretty funny, whats the point if people cant read your name.

Theres a venezuelan band called "la puta electrica" (The electric ) they play pop rock stuff, as "puta" is always left out in the video descriptions and whenever someone names them on tv, everyone knows them as "la p electrica"

[Clodioz]

enema

[Black Spot]

enema

That's the backing group for my Weeping Haemorrhoids. (I say mine loosely - they're really Kev's)

[Bill]

Rumpled Foreskin

[kev ferrara]

That's the backing group for my Weeping Haemorrhoids. (I say mine loosely - they're really Kev's)

Now, now... We all know the Throbbing Sob Sisters are your backing group. :heart: :moon: :heart:

[LORD M]

Sore buttcheeks.

[tmbritton]

Melanomarama

[Cryoxzonomony]

Funeral for friend and Job for a cowboy

[Ipnorospo]

Chinese Milk Cheescake Lovers

[Hookswords]

Zero Trans Fats (formerly No Fat Chicks until a really drunken, confusing, awkward evening after a show)

[Liquidpope]

Amputee Puppeteers

Sodomy Inside O' Me

Smell It Or Else

The Patronage Of Milk And Barbituates

Extracourse

Hippies Are Still Dirty, Even Today

[alesoun]

You hum, I'll follow....

[Liquidpope]

Rasputin's Pink Creamy Center

Three Ring Circumcision

Tart Brigade

Project Banjo Nympho

Dude, that's your mom? My bad.

Romanian Gypsies Ate My Poodle

Fat Matilda's Walking Pneumonia

Felicity Ken Doll

Holy Shit, I'm a Nun!

Joan Crawford's Emergency Bridgework

[Liquidpope]

Chicken Nougat

Filet Of Soul Brother

The Downspout Testimony

Monkey See, Donkey Show

Tranquility Basics

Beach Blanket Beheadings

Tourniquet Tournament

Lozenge Of Truth

Aqua "Man" And The Chocolate Starfish

[Vulgar`]

DeadCharacterSquad
Fluffy McFlufferson
Plaidskirt
D3MONPUSSY

[Icon]

The Coochie twitch

[Grief]

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