The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

[Michael Jaecks]

http://personal-space.com/script/script.php

Put in your name and find out what Sarah Palin would have named you had she been your mother.

I'm Timber Challenger Palin.

Osama Bin Laden is "Krinkle Bearcat Palin"

Who are you?

[Hexokinase]

Cheney Wolfhound Palin

[Grendel Grack]

Vise Peeper Palin.

HA! Hilary Clinton is Meat Notgay Palin.

Ahh, the wonders of the interweb.

[N D Hill]

Cool. I'm Beans Harpoon Palin!

[Peter Coene]

If I use my 1st name only: Claw Washout Palin
If I use my last name only: Grill Igloo Palin
If first and last name: Steak Leather Palin
If first middle and last: Smoke Strapon Palin

[Gory]

My (non-nick) first and middle: Gravel Blood Palin.

I like that one best, so I'm sticking with it.

[Moai]

First and last name: Plop Hero Palin
First, middle, and last name: Fork Decoy Palin
First name only: Luger Otter Palin
Last name only: Jeep Pike Palin

I can't decide whether I like Plop Hero or Fork Decoy better.

[Oni Rem]

First name: Crop Schooner Palin
Last name: Bigger Channel Palin
First and Last: Churn Scorpion Palin
Nickname: Mullet Troll Palin
Nickname with last name: Hump Gizzards Palin

holy shit i have hilarious name xD
i cant stop thinking about Hump Gizzard and Mullet Troll haha hilarious

[Kamikazebob]

First, Last - Chase Rooster Palin
First - Moose Roadster Palin
First, middle, last - Rope Hoover Palin
Last - Chap Poach Palin
Nick - Nixon Hailfire Palin

[JessiBean]

HAHAHA!

Stepper Choke Palin

[Michael Jaecks]

hmmm. I think there must be a little repetition with the generator. Both Hillary Clinton and Salvador Dali would be named "Meat Notgay Palin."

My sister is Plop Hero Palin as well...

Moai: Fork Decoy is pretty great. Just who exactly are you trying to trick into thinking you're a fork, I wonder? Watch out for those fork hunters in Alaska.

a dear friend of mine tried it and came back with Sack Panther Palin, which I think continues to be my all time favorite.

[Black Spot]

Speck Backfire Palin.

I think I can live with that. :uzi:

[Obsidian Glynn]

First name only -- Wesson Scalper Palin
Last name only -- Clip Dragon Palin
First and Last -- Khaki Salmon Palin
First, Last,middle - Cue Manhunt Palin

I've decided I'm changing my name to Wesson Scalper. ^.^

[MM Howard]

Flag Cobra Palin

Awesome. I'm going to use this as a pen name.

[Psypomp]

First, middle and last- Creation Schwarzkopf Palin. I kinda like it.

[JFierce]

Trowel Ogre Palin

[chriskot]

Cool. I'm Beans Harpoon Palin!
Hm... that's what I got when I entered just my first name (Christopher).

Last Name: Mustache Warthog Palin
First and Last: Seagull Junker Palin
First, Middle and Last: Shoulder Frontier Palin
Nickname: Staff Wrench Palin

Awesome.

EDIT: Also, if Sarah Palin were her own daughter, her name would be Flack Gobbler Palin.

[Costau D]

If I use my full name it is

Muzzle Mammoth Palin

[Hai]

Oh wow, my name's totally badass:

Engine Nighthawk Palin !

[Gory]

I wondered what Sarah Palin's "Sarah Palin" name was:

Flack Gobbler Palin

Which is incidentally the same thing as when I type in only my nick name. (Seriously, my name is Jake see for yourself)

[Jake Kobrin]

Khaki Salmon Palin = Full first name, middle and last
Rifle Panzer Palin = short name, middle, and last
Creation Schwarzkopf Palin = short name and last
Creation Schwarzkopf Palin = full name and last ... interesting
Ladel Torque Palin = only last
Timber Challenger Palin = only full name
Flack Gobbler Palin = only short name

[Jake Kobrin]

There are too many of the same names... this has to not really work.

[dark eagle]

grill igloo palin? whats this got to do with anything?
anyone got beans harpoon, its the same as panties.

[Grendel Grack]

my full first name is Crunk Petrol Palin

with middle name: Rankle Hiway Palin

[M.C.Barrett]

dang, if only I had been born Commando Coalfire...

[Ilaekae]

I'm a repeat...

Hump Gizzards Palin




My family would be so proud...

[alesoun]

Vise Blaster Palin
or (with middle name) Blaster Commando Palin

with full name; Turbine Yukon Palin

Hmmmm.... I kinda like the last one...... :)

[James Kei]

Cuppa Invader Palin !

??????? wow.

[Meli Hitchcock]

First and Last name yields Strike Chipper Palin.

Damn I sound dangerous...


... like a loose wood chipper on a rampage. :P

Meli Hitchcock is Knife Pile Palin.
I'm seeing a trend of being named after sharp objects.

[RCarreiro]

Short first name only = Stinger Assassin Palin -that just sounds awesome
Last name only = Drill Swollen Palin -giggity :perv:
Short first name and last = Chisel Dustup Palin
First, middle and last = Fog Piles Palin
Short first, middle and last = Geese Whalebone Palin

[Hamsta]

Copper Catfish Palin (first name only)

[SCIBOTIC]

Fire Patriot Palin

[Hookswords]

Revolver Trooper Palin :uzi:

[Moai]

Oh man, these names are great!

My mom: Pistol Tanker Palin
My dad: Beretta Hockey Palin, Dust Chinstrap Palin, or Lean Pipe Palin, depending on whether I shorten his first name.
My grandma: Halter Grasshopper Palin
My grandma's maiden name: Cheney Wolfhound Palin
My aunt: Stinger Assassin Palin
My cousin: Bow NATO Palin
My other cousin: Block Lionel Palin
My other cousin's beautiful baby daughter: Quarter Granite Palin
My former manager: Slicer Mission Palin (pretty badass!)
My former assistant manager: Clop Clutch Palin
My cat: Rink Rebate Palin
My pet rat who died when I was seven: Geese Whalebone Palin
My grandma's dog: Fowl Overtime Palin
Moai: Rope Hoover Palin

I'll stop before I get carried away. And repeat names = :[.

[Oni Rem]

I'm a repeat...

Hump Gizzards Palin




My family would be so proud...

Why am i not surprise lol

[AsaB]

Huh, I admit that the joke is kinda flying over my head, I didn't know that Sarah named her children in a funny name. But anyway.

If I put the Icelandic accents along, I'm:
Hump Gizzards Palin

But if I skip those, I'm:
Tarp Lazer Palin

Just beautiful :D

[VulgarDragon]

I shall henceforth be called....

Axe Diesel Palin


Sounds like some heavy metal band member.

LOL, Moai, just noticed your user title.

[DigitallyDumbfounded]

Taupe Armageddon Palin
...
Seriously? Muahaha!!!

Oh wait! I had a space before my name and without that I'm getting
Comma Liberty Palin. Eh. Better luck next life.

[HunterKiller_]

Tank Dent

W00t.

[Clux Deluxe]

Commando Coalfire Palin! That's a pretty badass name I think- I kinda like it!

*edit* I put in my first name and last next and I got McCain Fortress Palin, lolz

[Parsakoira]

oh my god! Skunk Grunt Palin D:
and without scandinavian accents: Block Lionel Palin

[TomatoFish]

This is fun.
First name= Soup Landmine
Last name= Bomb Locamotive (so using that)
Middle name= Shaver Razorback
Full name= Cuppa Invader
Nickname= Clop Clutch

[kikindaface]

Oh my new name !! Missle Blunt Palin :D