Uh,how to smear paint on fish,and then wipe your ass thread

[A.Malec]

Some of my latest works.Please do not try to purchase.Sold out.http://quickwebstore.com/gyorub All of my work is completly unembelished.

http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/galleries/alex/gyotaku/REDSNAPPER.jpg
Actuall size of this fish was 37 inches.

[stalecracker]

uh......






huh?

[empty]

i'll buy one if they sing... i can't get over that singing fish my uncle has over his fireplace. i love it.

[Sammy]

WOW, these are rubbings?!

please do tell your process!

[A.Malec]

These rubbings where created by using the traditional direct method.

[Scrubbin Bubbles]

you rubbed a real fish?

[nardfrog]

are you talking about masturbating?

[Killer Napkins]

oh .. how i love to masturbate :)

[defcombeta]

um its a fish , um on a black bg and um its red , is it a devil fish or something, um lost , leaving now :evilbat:

[Killer Napkins]

no u moronic infintile!! cant you see .. its so clear and simple!.. its a FIZ-UCKING RED SNAPPER!!!

[defcombeta]

ooook ,its still a fish, its ok for a rubbing but would not classical sculpture etc be a better subject for rubbings.

[nil]

welcome to concept art.org


:fish: :confused:

[OLSEN]

I like them. But i have no idea how they were made, do you actually rub the fish to the paper or what? Im aware that i sound like a complete idiot now, but pleeeease tell me how to rubb fish.

[Killer Napkins]

Originally posted by A.Malec
These rubbings where created by using the traditional direct method.
As are all of my rubbings.


lol i think he already said it.. HAHAHA.. i think u actually take the fish and rub it on ur balls .. i dunno some dude on AIM told me that .. i didnt understand the point of it tho

[ClocktowerArtworks]

it's nice that you've all turned this in to a junior highschool cafeteria conversation. i too am interested in how this was done...don't think i've ever heard of it. the fish, that is, not the masturbation.

[mos667]

here? (http://www.lorihatch.com/page2c.html)
Thank god for google.

(I hope he meant that as opposed to this (http://www.the-penis.com/images/amazonanal.jpg))

[Killer Napkins]

hmm now i understand japanese stuffs.. and the anal sex.. that more informative than ANYTHING!!.. whered u find that book .. i need it!

[Chewbacca]

did you use any ointment when you rubbed the fish on your balls? Does it itch?

[fish~]

very nice.

[brads3d]

Are you sure I can't buy this particular rubbing? I'm getting bored of my traditional masterbation, and would really like to try the fish method. Maybe when one of the other purchasers is done with it, I could buy it for half price?

[A.Malec]

What Happened?
http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/galleries/alex/gyotaku/SNOOK.jpg

[Howdy]

This thread is insane! It is a full moon out, right?

I don't know why but I am laughing so much I can barely type. The idea of rubbing an actual fish on a piece of paper sounds like something dreamed up by Monty Python. ;)

I wonder if you can do other animals? Rub some snakes maybe? A rat? A cat?


(Guy, I am sure it is hard work. It sounds hilarious)

[A.Malec]

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[Flint]

And I thought it was an optical illusion, I was waiting for the fish to change into something.

Fish rubbing... :eek:

Did the fish enjoy being rubbed?

[Main Loop]

i dunno about you guys but i think they're pretty cool.. id rather draw them than "rub" them.. but nice painting

[A.Malec]

The fish enjoyed being rubbed.
Can't think of a better way to immortalize these beautiful creatures.
Someday they will no longer exsist.

[Killer Napkins]

hmm maybe mount them... in a non sexual way ;)

[mos667]

There will be no mounting of the fish here, Killer Napkins. There are women and children (so share!).

SO! Can you "rub" other animals? Like snakes and stuff? Or is it limited to the rubbing of the fish. Also, how long does each "rubbing" session take?

mos.

< Mr. Serious

[Killer Napkins]

well i mounted my deer i shot last year ;) .. it was good for me.. i dunno if it was so good for him ;)

[Marie]

heh, I'll refrain from any silly comments, hard to think of one that isn't already said...;)

Seriously, I looked up Gyotaku, as this seemed kind of interesting...

I like your second fish better than the first. I'm not sure if you are pressing too hard or using too much paint/ink, but its seems to lose detail in the thickeness of the paint/ink.

What I really liked about much of the gyotaku that I saw was the lost and foundness of it so to speak. Some parts were left to fade to very little to no paint, while others where very detailed as far as scales etc... it was simple and elegant. Reminded me of the sumi type painting.

Its kind of a neat thing to do, like making artistic fossils, therefore immortalizing not only the fish but the artists work... too bad they won't last as long as some fossils :)

... !! When a fish dies in your fish tank, and your little kid (or you) is rather sad about, you could do this before flushing it... then hang it on the wall... problem is, with the way I went through fish I would run out of wall room.. :mumble:

err anyway keep up the fish rubbing, really would be interesting to see how an artist evolves in fish rubbing over time... (just don't lick them... some fish aren't healthy to lick...)

[A.Malec]

Thanks for all of the positive replies
Living in Florida my entire life has enabled me to meet many charter captians.I've got people calling every day trying to have one of their prised catches rubbed.Many of my rubbings where tournament winners.It is usally the rare fish,or abnormally large fish that most people are interested in.
Thanks again

http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/galleries/alex/gyotaku/tripletail.jpg
Alex Triple tail (lobotes surinamus)

[RichardSmith]

Ok, so rubbings are pretty cool, I did some of ancient Celtic tombs one time. But, fish rubbings are a stretch as concept art.

But thats not why I'm writing:

go to the website. There's 3 different prints, 500 of each for 150$ a pop.

And they're all sold out?!

do the math people, thats 225,000$! minus 5 bucks for some fish and you're talking pure profit.

My rubbing site is going up this week.

[A.Malec]

Actaully there was only a total of three hundred lithos,and its not as easy as you think.
Just remember where you saw it first.

A.Malec

[mos667]

Hey Mr. Malec, I was wondering if you could post some things showing exactly how you do this, I'm still stupified as to how this works!

[strych9ine]

I was thinking about rubbing weasels, an area of the market you neglected. Napkins, you can mount them after I give them a vigorous rubbing.

[ZenGonzo]

Originally posted by A.Malec

Just remember where you saw it first.

A dubious honor that is only slightly trumped by having been witness to the first man photocopying his ass.

[brads3d]

I am starting a business as a fish psychic consultant. I can use either rubbings or fish corpses to understand how a fisherman caught a particular fish, so he can increase his fishing ability. Sessions start at $500 per hour.

[|SaRcAsM|]

rubbing fish........ok.........im leaving now.........You sick, sick ppl.....

Sarc

[jwo]

i should have done this too all my pets.

[Rockhead]

What the heck is this thread? April fool's isn't for months. I agree with all the statements as to, this is CONCEPT ART.org. Buying a rubber fish from Dick Blick and slapping it on paper may be nice, but its kind of a stretch. No offense but you aren't the first either, I've seen it many times before, and like I said, I have one of these printing fish I bought from dick blick for like $15 http://www.dickblick.com/zz429/07/products.asp?param=0&ig_id=3590 its fun to play with. As for the difficulty part...I don't know...I think its a little more difficult to do concept art, you aren't given the undead lich king rubber stamp to simply cover and slap on paper.

[egerie]

You guys need to fucking grow up or go draw. :ranting:

A.Malec : I was also stupefied by this technique and was even more suprised upon reading this was a famous hobby. It's interesting to see that there is such a market even in the US. Despite being a strech away from conceptual art, it's always nice to know new things that have to do with art. This is what the forums are about and some of us seem to lose track of that.
Anyways, I think I'll do a bit of research on the project now. thx.

[A.Malec]

Thanks for all of the positive replys.
I'm currently up to the neck with a conceptual oil.4' X 6'.
I'll post photos soon.

A.Malec

[ZenGonzo]

Originally posted by egerie
This is what the forums are about and some of us seem to lose track of that.

You might want to mention that here ..

Pondering Punker (http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=122083#post122083)

[Killer Napkins]

hahah i lovve alex mack .. from that one show on nick

[Flint]

so, can I apply tempera and/or oil paint to other, ..., items, rub them on paper and sell the prints for $150 a pop too?

[Avatar]

Ok, maybe I'm just mean, but is this a joke? I would never pay that amount of money just to hang a painted fish on my wall! And call it concept art! Man, where is this world going?!:rolleyes:

[Killer Napkins]

ha he tryed to insult me by calling my picture a cartoon ;)

[amphex]

wow, you guys are assholes...i cant believe the shit thats going on in this thread. how about you grow up past the maturity level of a 10 yr old and learn to respect other people's art? If you wanna be funny by talking about masturbation etc..., do it in health class at school or something...thats sure to get a laugh and get you guys some attention!

if you dont like his art, dont reply to the thread...
if you go to a museum and dont like a painting, you dont light the damn thing on fire...

[wassermelone]

I agree that most people need to grow up Amphex but:
if you dont like his art, dont reply to the thread...
is something I would have to STRONGLY disagree with. Its called an opinion... and if we only kissed ass all our lives, nothing would get done as we would be stuck making the same shit over and over and over. Now... these opinions should of course be presented in a mature manner, but to say that we cannot present that opinion is foolish.

-toasty =|

[digitalgannon]

Ummmm, went to your site after reading all the reply posts, and after the long load time i was ready to just close the damn window. But just as my mouse was about to close the damn thing down, a funky beat started and i had to stay! Dead fish prints w/ techno-ish JAZZ! u all gotta go to his site enjoy this strange pairing....umm yeah....

[Flint]

Ok lets say it this way then:

I don't consider this art. period. I consider this cheesy taxidermy at a premium price.

Rock on Fish dude. Found your niche and makin a killing. Whoopty doo, Good for you.

[brads3d]

What would be an appropriate reply then? How about:

"Hm, a smelly fish rubbed on paper, how charming"

[ZenGonzo]

How quaint.

[A.Malec]

Sorry about your luck kids.(The masterbaiters)

Late

[Flint]

Originally posted by A.Malec
I usally have the pick of all the hotties in town.

What do you use for a line?

"hey baybay, I am a perfessunal fish rubber, no-one rubs da fish like a me. Come, I show you how I rubs da fish, you will like !"


"Hi I'm Alex, I'm a fish rubber. Wanna cruise the bay on my dinghy?"

[Killer Napkins]

hahaha

u are quite arrogant alex..

[Avatar]

Ok, I have a derivate ideea for the next century art: rubbings of TV Stars! Nude rubbings ofcourse!

[Flint]

http://pages.prodigy.net/flint/Posts_Icons/tripletail.gif

[Shadowkiller]

All i can say is don't go trying to masterbate with fish... or deer.. children. Even if your friend tells you its cool don't try it kids.

I'm sure this guy wanted to be an artist, not start his own sex fetish.

[brads3d]

Originally posted by A.Malec
Sorry about your luck kids.(The masterbaiters)I usally have the pick of all the hotties in town.
Usally a nice boat ride out to dinner,and then a sunset cruise.Now thats charming.


Late

Is a "hottie" a type of fish? And, to get the best "hotties" (fish) you would also want to be a master baiter, as well as a master fisherman, no? Or do you hire someone to master bait your fish?

I see a whoooole new division of PETA forming. ARP, Animal Related Prostitution.

Bad boys bad boys, watcha gonna do when your fish tell on you...

Okay this is getting ludicrous, and I am sorry.

[ZenGonzo]

Chief, with all that idiot cash you're raking in and a boat, it would be more perplexing if you couldn't get a date in South Florida.

What is confusing is why you are wasting your very valuable time on here when there are so many important things to put paint on and push against paper. You're so much classier and important than us cartoonists. Back at it, artist!

[A.Malec]

LOL ! You guy s are hilarious. Thanks for the talking fish. That is incredible!

[Faxtar]

You gotta admit it A.Malec you did sound kindof snobby, "Some of my latest works.Please do not try to purchase.Sold out" Translation: "Oh, dont even try to buy my 150$ fish, your too late, maybe next time." And then you later went to claim that you invented fish rubbing "Just remember where you saw it first." And to top it off "I have a big boat and alot of hotties" You sound kindof arrogant and narcissistic, like how you titled the thread with your full name. Just my opinion. Good luck with the fish!

[ZenGonzo]

Yeah, a real charmer.

Good luck with the fish.

[darkcult]

Originally posted by Flint
http://pages.prodigy.net/flint/Posts_Icons/tripletail.gif

I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing !!!


Sorry A.Malec :D

[A.Malec]

Sold out meaning,save us both the trouble of returning charges.The buy button is still hot.Just being honest.Ok so go ahead and put the money in my account,but you wont get any lithos.?

Just repling to all of the smart asses who commented about rubbing their balls on my fish.

Whats wrong with my full name?What does that have to do with snobby.

Snobby is hardly me.

Anyway the surf is good today ,and Im gonna paddle out.

Late
GYO = FISH , TAKU = IMPRESSION JAPANESE TRANSLATION.
PS I NEVER CLAIMED TO INVENT FISH RUBBING.GYOTAKU WAS INVENTED BY JAPANESE FISHERMEN IN THE 1600'S.(ART HISTORY ANYONE?)THEY USED LIGHT COLORED RICE PAPER,AND HOMEMADE INKS.THEY WOULD DISPLAY THEIR EXCEPTIONAL CATCHES THIS WAY,BEFORE THE USE OF CAMERAS.AFTER RUBBING THE FISH THEY WOULD EAT IT.JUST AS I DO.I DO NOT KILL FOR PRINTS,AND HAVE A WORKING RELATIONSHIP WITH MANY CONSERVATION PROGRAMS IN FLORIDA.I ALSO WORK CLOSLY WITH "REACH FOR THE STARS",A PROGRAM IN PALM BEACH COUNTY THAT HELPS TALENTED UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN.

SAW IT FIRST-UNEMBELISHED RUBBINGS ON BLACK PAPER.

Try again.

A

[A.Malec]

Flint - Nice work on the animation.Are you looking for work?

[A.Malec]

Flint try the Red Snapper.Be creative as you want.Maybe the evil Red Snapper could devour the other two fish.

[Waster]

LOL

WTF is this doing here? Funny, yes, conceptart? Eh, noooo.

Why do we kill the fish, Alex? Is it because... they KNOW to much?

:eek: :D

[kabuki]

Originally posted by Flint


What do you use for a line?




ahahahahahahahaha


you have made me lol sir.

[Shadowkiller]

thats awsome that you do work with reach for the stars but watch out for the ppl againest killing animals:D j/k

[A.Malec]

God bless us all.

[A.Malec]

"We" eat the fish we kill.

[Flint]

The paint as it turns out is a real subtle marinade, right? :D

[A.Malec]

If you only knew.

[Avatar]

Try that rubbing thing with a shark.:D

[Killer Napkins]

i prefer a lead based paint marinade.. with a paint chip crum batter.. delish

[A.Malec]

Wait for the mermaid.!

[madphill]

This was the most bizzare shit i've ever read. I really didn't have THAT much of a problem with the really boring looking fish illus that resembles something i would see at captain D's. I mean...whatever floats yur boat ( no pun intended ) But ...dude, your attitude does suck. Um, Hey, I need a good fish rubber if you are looking for work i can help you. That is, after i get done bangin hotties on my boat. Here's my card. uheahaheah. pass the grey poupon.....the guy who invented the toilet disk is rich too.

[A.Malec]

Sorry to have come off like that.I started acting like the rest of the ignorant kooks that where blowing the extra spew outta thier pie holes.
.

[A.Malec]

Sorry that you are such an ignorant ass(Phill) just like the rest of the ignorant asses that posted here.I wont be back. WTF
What a bunch of immature punk ass mother fuckers.

[mos667]

Hey, we didn't force you to come and post your fish. You did it on your own behalf. If you are going to come here and insult us as a community (or the representation of it in this forum) what does that say for Mr. Malec? It means that we don't like you very much. I'm sure these guys were just having their fun, and at first you went with it. Just let it go man, insulting us won't help at all.

mos.

[Flint]

Sorry A.Malec, just a good natured rubbing, , uhh, I mean ribbing,

Just giving you a hard time for the halibut...

Nuthin personal.

[Blue2]

Can you like.. over rub a fish? will it like.. explode?

Can you.. smack the fish?

maybe.. rub it with both hands..

Can my girlfriend rub the fish? it would creep me out less then you rubbing it.

[strych9ine]

We didn't mean to rub you the wrong way, A.Malec. ;)

[DanSTC]

Originally posted by A.Malec
Sorry that you are such an ignorant ass(Phill) just like the rest of the ignorant asses that posted here.I wont be back. WTF
What a bunch of immature punk ass mother fuckers.

Whoah, stop right there. How is it that apparently you don't even know what the term "concept art" signifies, and yet WE'RE the "ignorant asses"?

I'll clue you in: Concept art is conceptual work. This includes illustration, sculpture, character/background/environment/creature design, comics, animation, storyboards, characterized portraits, games and similar venues of design or expression. All of which generally revolve around some sort of conceptual nature.

It does NOT, unfortunately, include arts and crafts like rubbing art, much less fish-rubbing. (Unless say, the fish-rubbing was part of a larger illustration of some sort. I.E. a collage-like page for an illustration with some other art on it.)

Fact is, you're being mocked for your own ignorant mistake, and for collectively insulting everyone here with the self-indignant projecting of your own personal character flaws onto the people who are mocking you.

Unfotunately, until there's a "rubbingart.org" site, your fish-rubbing art will continue to be duly mocked and ridiculed for being so very out of place on a concept art forum. Your horrible attitude in response to people's laughter at this fact will also continue to be subject of ridicule for as long as you continue to perpetuate it.

That said, any mockery you receive here is a result of your own doing. For the same reason I'd expect to see someone posting a thread about country music on a rap site, and then screaming and foaming at the mouth at everyone who laughs at him.

But I digress, for you have already (presumably) fled with your tail between your legs.

[Flint]

Fins, Dan, tail between his fins, not legs...

[DanSTC]

Originally posted by Flint
Fins, Dan, tail between his fins, not legs...

Oops. My bad. :(


Edit: Needs more "fish" and "rub" puns.

[Petra]

Originally posted by DanSTC


Unfotunately, until there's a "rubbingart.org" site, your fish-rubbing art will continue to be duly mocked and ridiculed for being so very out of place on a concept art forum. Your horrible attitude in response to people's laughter at this fact will also continue to be subject of ridicule for as long as you continue to perpetuate it.

That said, any mockery you receive here is a result of your own doing. For the same reason I'd expect to see someone posting a thread about country music on a rap site, and then screaming and foaming at the mouth at everyone who laughs at him.

But I digress, for you have already (presumably) fled with your tail between your legs.

What's wrong with replying to an errantly placed post with a polite 'dude, interesting, but wrong forum' or something along that line?

A history of mocking and ridicule do not a good portrait make to the Art Director doing their research before they hire you.

- Petra -

[DanSTC]

Originally posted by Petra


What's wrong with replying to an errantly placed post with a polite 'dude, interesting, but wrong forum' or something along that line?

A history of mocking and ridicule do not a good portrait make to the Art Director doing their research before they hire you.

- Petra -

Well no, but it sure is fun.

Besides, I doubt many artists, barring the ones whose work is hosted by conceptart.org reference this site to art directors on their resumes or in their portfolios. Nor do I think art directors who do stumble across spats like these really care all that much, especially considering the mockery was actually fairly well-deserved in this case.

P.S. I'm not one of the people who participated in the mockery (though I likely would have if I'd come across this thread earlier) I'm just explaining why he got mocked in the first place.

[Petra]

Originally posted by DanSTC


Well no, but it sure is fun.

Besides, I doubt many artists, barring the ones whose work is hosted by conceptart.org reference this site to art directors on their resumes or in their portfolios. :P

P.S. I'm not one of the people who participated in the mockery, I'm just explaining why he got mocked in the first place.
I know you weren't. :) It was just more of a general response to the overall direction the thread headed from the beginning.

As for how many artists would reference this site to potential employers, that tends to be irrelevant when you consider how many hiring (art or otherwise) directors are savvy enough, and have no qualms "researching" you online without you having pointed out your usual haunts.

- Petra -

[DanSTC]

I'm inclined to agree that several people in this thread weren't particularly mature. But a lot of the mockery was simply lightheated jabs, and the criticism was more leveled at a "uh, dude, this really isn't concept art...P.S. I've seen this exact technique done before many times and you're overcharging for something that's not even unique or all that skillfull to begin with" level.

Regardless, the wounding of his pride was self-inflicted for the most part.

[Flint]

It was the guy's attitude.

Smug, full of himself: remember where you saw it first and all that... I'm surrounded by hotties, I can help you get a job, I got a boat, rollin in the dough, etc ALL For a high dollar hobby lobby paint splat off a dead fish.

It is really annoying to see someone come around with a real smug attitude hawking stuff like that when I am sure there are more out of work artists on this board like myself facing the prospect of dumping pieces of ART that took real serious sweat and work for peanuts just to have some spare cash.

He earned it because he was way out of place, and because of his attitude, which in the face of the aforementioned struggling artists, was offensive.

Besides, I never do this kind of thing... never :evilbat:

[DanSTC]

Yeah, it's smug, lazy, pretentious and cheapass charlatans like him who don't know the first thing about hard work who are always the first to piss on the real artists slugging it out in the field.

More power to you if you can make a career hawking kitsch arts and crafts, but good god, don't think that this makes you hot shit compared to working illustrators or other professionals. (Or hardworking art students, for that matter.)

[DanSTC]

Also:

Fish prints, Fish prints,

Crappy-painted fish prints,

Fish prints, Fish prints,

Sell 'em high, yum!

[Blue2]

honestly, you cant deny that this poorly placed post was just hilarious in itself... just the wording made you chuckle. And being this is NOT A PLACE TO POST FISH RUBBINGS... we, the artists, had to make light of it.

Why would we entertain such a post with respect when he, in his very first sentence came off as quiet arrogant and cocky on a forum he has no place in?

Unless these fish were hand drawn, they shoudnt be posted here.

His attitude sparked the repsonse he got, just because his ego was bruised doesnt mean that it was ok of him to come here in the 1st place acting all high and mighty.

Honestly i think we did a good thing by bringing him back to earth. I mean all he does is make imprints of fish corpses on paper for gods sake. I really dont care what history is behind it or how many he has sold, the artists, all of us, have the ability to achieve so much more and some of us here on CA actually are masters... so why should we dignify a pompus novelty salesman?

The only foul i see in this thread is his cursing and belittling of us, the very people he wanted to stroke his ego, in the first place! ......... since he didnt want us to actually buy his crap anyway, he was just looking for compliments and such.

Maybe he ment to type in fishrubbing.com and accidentally typed conceptart.org... idunno.. maybe he just mashed his hand on the keyboard when he typed that URL, maybe he was just too slow to actually READ the url... who knows why he thought it would fit here... i dont, thats for sure....

[strych9ine]

From A.Malec's posting checklist:


Pronounce dominant and narcissitic entrance by the usage of my full name in thread topic. Check!
Let forum know that I am an adventurous soul, traveling to the sea at my own peril for art's sake. Check!
Inform forum as to exactly how much I make per litho so I can be praised for my remarkable salesman skills. Check!
Fuel jealousy by claiming rubbing fish gets me chicks. Check!
Remind forum that they should "Remember where you saw this first" while simultaneously informing them that this is an ancient, time-honored technique. Check!
Maintain pompous, egomaniacal attitude when I realize just how out of place my post is. Check!

[Bathgate66]

Umm, I thought he was joking. Didn't anyone else think the same?

Smugness? I didn't see it. He's got a sense of humour is all I can tell. Even his replies seemed humourous. He obviously didn't take it all too seriously.

I say live and let live.

[DanSTC]

Originally posted by Bathgate66
Umm, I thought he was joking. Didn't anyone else think the same?

If he was, then it was a pretty awkward joke, and he could at least give us the courtesy of saying "lol PRANKED" or something instead of leaving in a huff.

Smugness? I didn't see it.

Oh, I don't know...maybe:

Naming the thread title after himself, as though he's hot shit that needs to be recognized by name. (Instead of say, titleing the thread "fish prints by me!" or something more related to what he was actually posting.)

"Just remember where you saw it [his work, not fish prints] first"

Rattling off about his great success and concubines on his yacht.

Rambling about the amazing history of the fish-print in condescending ALLCAPS.

Ending several of his posts with a letter "A" (couldn't you, you know...put it in your sig for crying out loud?)

"SAW IT FIRST-UNEMBELISHED RUBBINGS ON BLACK PAPER." :rolleyes:

Bumping his thread with a shitload of one-line replies without bothering to quote so we don't know who the hell he's talking to.

And of course, calling everyone "ignorant asses" and then taking his fish prints and running home.

[Bathgate66]

I dunno. Maybe it's just me.

[softdrawer]

:hmm: ...:funny:

[Avatar]

Ok, I must admit I have a big problem with those smudging different colors on a paper, give it a name and call it art. I, myself am with the renascentists... This man here didn't even smudged colors on a paper, but on a fish! And since when a fish is a concept?
Here, I'll take this the seriouse way since I felt as insulted as everyone that ever spended a full day hunching over a drawing:
If A.Malec proves me now he can really draw by posting a good drawing, I will be the first to apologies for my jokes!

[chukw]

Whooaahhh... I was going to post all my black velvet Elvis paintings, but maybe I should hold back... :chug:

[Killer Napkins]

chuckle... one time i wiped my ass and it looked like a pretty cool concept of a futuristic arab with a banna shaped gun.. i probably shoulda scanned that..

[Flint]

Wrong thread Napkins, this is the fish rubbing thread, not the ass rubbing thread.

[Killer Napkins]

man i knew it looked different ..

[mcotie]

I didn't want to get involved in this but I think we should make a new thread of characters/creatures that are inspired by fish rubbings.
mitch

[geoffd]

i think i smell the next thunderdome....

[mos667]

Fish-O! Rub.

For those nasty, dry, itchy burns that result from flamed forums.

http://www.redwolf.com/kyle/fishorub.jpg

Now with gel capsules to increase healing for your ego!

[reeves]

Originally posted by Killer Napkins
chuckle... one time i wiped my ass and it looked like a pretty cool concept of a futuristic arab with a banna shaped gun.. i probably shoulda scanned that..

A piece of sh*t that looked like a "futuristic" arab? I don't know what you meant by it, but it sure as hell is the most racist thing I've ever heard.

This is not the time [if there ever was a time!] nor the place to make discriminating comments about arabs or non-arbs alike.

Kindly watch what you say from now on.

[nardfrog]

OKAY OKAY its time to close this fucking thread; everyone has had their jokes and analized this guys behavior to the point of being ridiculous.


THIS THREAD IS CLOSED.

[captnblack]

its closed??!! blast.

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Images/fish.jpg

[fukifino]

OMG, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard..I just sat here for 10 full minutes with tears literally streaming down my face and my coworker was laughing almost as much.

If nothing else, this thread was worth it just for that.

[A.Malec]

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/masks/character/wacko.jpg

Look out Kids you might be next.

My smug remarks where only directed to the immature responses posted in this thread.

To all the EGOS in this thread. I apoligize.

Believe me , Im no stranger to struggling.

Live Life,Art is fun !!!

Have a good one:)

[mos667]

Oh no! Mommy! I don't want to be a red X!

Okay, I agree. Thread closed, I won't respond any more ;)

[A.Malec]

Besides look at all the creativity that came out of this thread.:)

[brads3d]

I ran out in front of a bus to push a puppy out of the way. I chose to donate all my organs to those in need of transplants. I am now a head in a glass jar. So please forgive my shitty attitude and inability to understand the... concept... of concept art.

And look at what I did for you, I inspired the creation of a jpg series, AND a sketch of a bottle of pills!

[A.Malec]

Wow Brad.!You are so cool.
I will now leave you all to you're Circle Jerk Dungeons and Dragons club.
Ha Ha Fucking Ha Ha Ha. Go fucking draw some dwarfs ,then beat off to um!
Talk about the under world.This place is it.
Late

What a bunch of fucking imbasils!(you know who you all are)

[Kaoki]

imbasils?

[brads3d]

He has to be pranking... there can't be anyone that redundant, hypocritical, and unaware, can there?

[Commander Obvious]

[Tommy Lee Jones Impression]
"I'm afraid there can be, son. There can be and this appears to be proof because anyone so self-consumed to not know a good way to pull a joke out of this sort of antagonistic instigation deserves an award."
[/Tommy Lee Jones Impression]

Seriously though, art history aside, this looked like 3rd grade refrigerator art to me when I first saw it. I half expected to see a macaroni mosaic next. To say that among this company, that image left me feeling underwhelmed is a gross abuse of the understatement.

Now if y'all excuse me, I've got other places to go and make pointlessly obvious interjections. Good night.

[A.Malec]

A pointless most obvious interjection.
Commander Cock Suck, ad your name to the "dick in the mouth club" list.:)Now go spank it to some fire breathing dragons.!No I think this might be more your style.:)



http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/media//Cyclop%2Ejpg

[Commander Obvious]

Dude! Where'd you find that picture!?! My self-portraits are hard to find online!

Well, let that be a lesson to you all kids, too much fish rubbing down in the scuppers doubles the NUMBER, not the SIZE.

[A.Malec]

LOL

[Flint]

You have got to be kidding, you mean this guy was a troll???? all along....?

:shocked: :ep: :hmm: :xx:

[Flint]

would that be penises or penii?

[Commander Obvious]

aside from the fact that this thread should have been locked down and burned ages ago, the only way to answer your question is with what my nickname became after the horrible "bifurcation" incident...

http://www.sonicsausage.com/Images/logo.jpg

[Killer Napkins]

wow u must be an idiot to think that a futuristic arab could be racist.. let a lone a futuristic arab with a bannana shaped gun..

[Flint]

Ok , this is just turning into a ridiculous flame fest...

oops just bumped it :eek: :D

[Commander Obvious]

Not a "FLAME"-fest, per se, more like a sophomoric
http://www.therepertoire.com/meat/images/sausages.jpg-fest

:bash:

[A.Malec]

Ah nevermind.....

[HYBRID187]

purple monkey dishwasher

[brads3d]

"Your ass has been laminated."

[A.Malec]

Hybrid187,Excellent work! Also excellent marketing technique.
Purple monkey dishwasher, with link below,I bit ,I think I was like 595 or something.Nice.To bad it was'nt like three days ago,and 5000 views earlier.

[Flint]

A.Malec

I dub thee: The Flaming Fish Rubber

[A.Malec]

Flint,
I solemly swear to up hold the integrity of my newly appointed title(right hand raised);)

[A.Malec]

Flint seriously Thanks for the animation.What software was used.I'd like to figure that out.I'm working on a new site.Thanks

[Blue2]

whoever changed the title of this thread deserves a cookie, lol !!

And A.malec... why are you still posting here? shoudnt you be rubbing KY jelly on fish someplace for some weird online fetish porn site? :rolleyes:

[A.Malec]

Blue Balls,
I did you little sword swallower.Now go beat off to J.R.R Tolkien or something.(spelling)

[Blue2]

Originally posted by A.Malec
I did you little sword swallower.

Blue.LoL.Balls


Wait.. thats all you got? Try again.. that doesnt even count as a come back. i'll rip on you when you learn how to burn back newb.

ROFLMAO!

[A.Malec]

:beer:

[Blue2]

thought so :rolleyes:

[A.Malec]

Originally posted by Blue
whoever changed the title of this thread deserves a cookie, lol !!

And A.malec... why are you still posting here? shoudnt you be rubbing KY jelly on fish someplace for some weird online fetish porn site? :rolleyes:

Huh,Huh,ah Huh.You said KY.Huh Huh.
Now wheres my cookie you little punk.

[Blue2]

Originally posted by A.Malec


Huh,Huh,ah Huh.You said KY.Huh Huh.
Now wheres my cookie you little punk.

uhhh, your really bad at making fun of people huh? :rolleyes:

So instead of making fun of me you made fun of yourself?

omg.. newb :p

[A.Malec]

Go check my pic.http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/forum/i/authorsicons/cowboystsss.jpg http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/media//Ninjacuttingheadoffkitten%2EJPG Watch out you pussy

[Blue2]

http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/cool.jpg

[Flint]

Hey Fish Rubber,

The thread linked here wouldn't be referring to you would it?

Gyotaku- Fish impressions going cheap!!! (http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=9&threadid=1313)

:hello!: :beer:

You didn't hose the person who financed your fish rubbing spree, did you? :eek:

And in answer to your query:

Photoshop > Imageready :rolleyes:

[davi]

one user banned
one thread closed