Whats the easyest way to fake your death?

[NOOSE]

lets say you owed some high taxes or had a student huge lone or a very mentaly deranged ex wife after u...you know could happen to anyone lol :) ....realy im just asking this for a friend of mine...ya thats it..a friend of mine

[OLSEN]

Paint your lips blue and sit very still for very long in a comfy chair. If anyone asks if youre dead, dont answer.

[NOOSE]

LOL! :) no matter how meny times I try, I keep screwing up the last part!

[Redder]

Why fake your death when you can vanish off the face of the earth with a new idenity?

[NOOSE]

how hard is that to do? :) and dont you still need to remove your old identity?

[BadMange]

Originally posted by Redder
Why fake your death when you can vanish off the face of the earth with a new idenity?

Because when you're dead, no one will be looking for you...

The first thing to do (if you want to fake your death) is make friends with someone who works at the coroners office in the middle of the night. They'll hook you up with a John/Jane Doe to use as a double, and then you'll have to kill the person who helped you so there will be no one to tell your little secret. Hell, just download the "How to fake your death and start a new life" PDF book off Kazaa like I did!

-Bad Mange

[NOOSE]

theres a book!!!! holy crap! lol thats so cool....

[BadMange]

Sorry, I was only joking about the book! But I'm sure there are books on the subject. In fact, I'm positive there are lots of books on changing your identity. I used to get this mail order catalog when I was a teenager, called Delta Press or something like that and I believe they're still around. They sell stuff like gun manuals, military training manuals, lock picks, all that shit. You'll find those books in their catalog. The only thing is, with the fight against terror, I'd be real careful about that kind of shit, even if it is just for fun. I'm glad I don't receive that catalog anymore, as I'd probably be surveilled by the FBI/CIA...

-Bad Mange