My Fat Body Artwork - Why I Love Being Obese!

[Fat Man]

First of all, I hope that nobody here will be offend by my artwork, in the form of cartoon drawings depicting extremely obese people.

I happen to be a fat person myself. I'm 56 years old, 5 ft 6 in tall and I weigh close to 400 pounds, and I love being fat, and I would be perfectly happy and contented if I were to get even fatter. I find extreme obesity to be quit erotic!

Before I we come to my drawings, here is a photo of me. I'm using Photo Bucket to host all of my images from my web site.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Teddy%20Bear/TeddyBear14.jpg

This one was taken back in April of 2007 when I weighed about 375 pounds, and now I'm about 400 pounds, and loving every pound of it!

I measure 56 inches around my chest, 64 inches around my waist, 70 inches around my hips which spread out to almost 80 inches around when I'm sitting down, and I'm 36 inches around my thighs.

Ever since I was a kid, I was always fascinated by really huge fat people, and I remember how much I liked fat people. I liked fat people so much that I wanted to be a fat person when I grew up, and I got my wish I'm happy to say.

I'm especially fascinated by how we fat people come in so many different shapes. Some fat people are kind of "apple-shaped" being bigger around the belly than around the hips, while some fat people are "pear-shaped" being much bigger around the hips and thighs. Women tend to be more pear-shaped, but I have also seen some pear-shaped men as well, otherwise, a lot of fat guys tend to be more apple-shaped, and most fat people are proportional with the fat being more evenly distributed.

Now, on to my cartoon drawings of fat people . . . . . . .

My next cartoon shows a rather extreme example of an apple-shaped fat man and a pear-shaped fat person.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/My%20Weight%20Gain%20Cartoon/AppleShapeAndPearShape2.jpg

Yes, I once saw an apple-shaped fat guy who's belly was about twice as big around is his hips, and he had large breasts, or man boobs, or what we fat guys call "moobs" and he had fat arms and skinny legs, and his arms were actually bigger around than his legs. It really does happen. My drawing is an extreme case where his arms are bigger around than his hips!

I enjoy everything about being fat, yes, even some of the struggles and the challenges of living as a fat person. I'm fascinated by almost every aspect of obesity. The struggle to get up out of my bed when I first wake up in the morning, the sensation of heaviness on my feet when I'm out walking and having to sit down often to rest for a couple of minutes, and even the fact that I have difficulty reaching around behind myself, so when I'm in the bathroom, I have to use a pair of tongs as a tissue paper holder in order to wipe back there.

Yes, I like that too! To me, it's no worse than having to wear eyeglasses to correct my vision, or having to walk with a cane, or for a person who is hearing impaired to need a hearing aid. I just happen to be such a fat-ass that I need to use a pair of tongs as a tissue paper holder! No big deal!


The first one is a cartoon of myself growing fatter and fatter in my quest for the ultimate obese body.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/My%20Weight%20Gain%20Cartoon/CartoonOfMyself01.jpg

I don't like wearing dark colors. I prefer light cool colors, or bright happy colors, because bright colors make us fat people look larger.

The next pictures are of me growing fatter and fatter reaching the weight that I would really love to achieve someday, if possible.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/My%20Weight%20Gain%20Cartoon/TeddyBearPearShaped01.jpg

And some more of myself setting new records, and being the first human being to weigh a ton and more!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/My%20Weight%20Gain%20Cartoon/TeddyBearPearShaped02.jpg

Now I think it would really be cool to actually achieve this much obesity! I would absolutely love it!

My next cartoon drawing depict the ultimate perfection of the pear-shaped body and the apple-shaped body.

First, what I see as the perfect pear-shaped male or female body.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/My%20Weight%20Gain%20Cartoon/PerfectPearShapedBody.jpg

And now, the perfect apple-shaped male body.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/My%20Weight%20Gain%20Cartoon/PerfectAppleShapedBody.jpg

You notice that the apple-shaped man has gone bald on top of his head while still only in his teen age years. That is the best time for a young man who loves growing fatter and fatter to start going bald, because it make him look older than 21 years so that he will be able to go into any liquor store to purchase beer and he won't need to show an ID card to prove that he is old enough to drink booze. That way, he can get a good head start on growing his huge round beer belly.

Now, if one is going to be obese, medical experts say that it's better top be pear-shape rather than apple-shaped, because upper-body fat is more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat. Being apple-shaped puts on at a much higher risk of Type 2 Diabetes and hear disease, while being pear-shaped is much safer.

Yeah, being apple-shaped may be more dangerous, but it's also a Hell of a lot more fun! Your shirts won't completely cover your belly, and your pants will slide halfway down on your butt so that you'll go around out in public, showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack. I would love to be more apple-shaped, even if it is more dangerous, because it's more fun, but I'm slightly pear-shaped, or more proportional, and there is nothing I can do to change that.

Of course, being extremely pear-shape is also a lot of fun, like the guy in the next picture below.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/LargeAndInCharge.jpg

And here he is on the beach!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/PlumpAndProud.jpg

With that huge lower belly, or groin, hanging down below his knees, it is physically impossible for him to engage in sex or even have an erection because his belly hangs down over his "male equipment" and that also sound like fun. I would like that too! I would enjoy the way it must feel!

Also, pear-shape men look good in clothes while it's very hard for apple-shaped men to put on a decent suit of clothes, as depicted in the next picture below.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/SlobInASuit-1.jpg

Naturally, it will also be really impossible for these guys to use a Laptop Computer, so they will have to use a Belly-Top Computer instead, as in the next picture below.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BellytopComputer.jpg

The next picture shows what I believe every pear-shaped man or woman should strive to achieve.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/UltimatePerfection2.jpg

The next one is really cool. I love this guys attitude! Way to go! Fat Boy!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/FuckYou3.jpg

And next, here is what every happy glutton really needs!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BellyMobile.jpg

Here is another good example why upper-body fat is so much fun!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/UltimateLove-handles.jpg

Imaging having a huge pair of love-handles that are much wider than your hips, and even hanging down over your hips!

Wow! I just love these love-handles!

Now that would be like totally awesome!

The next pictures are some improvements I made in my own Yahoo Avatars.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/YahooAvatars2.jpg

And another one.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/YahooAvatar.jpg

This guy is too fat to wear anything at all!

And now, here are some cartoons that I found around the Internet. I took the originals and added my own improvements, and some that were in black and white, I color enhanced, and so, you can see the original version, and my own improvements. For some reason, I really get off on making these guys lose hair while gaining weight, having receding hairlines and expanding waistlines. Fat and bald just naturally goes good together.

Heres the first one in the series.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/BeerBellyCartoon.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/BigFatBaldLazySlob.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/FatherAndSon.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/FromLaptopToBellytop.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/HealthLessonsIgnored.jpg

The next one below shows how we fat people change our attitudes with time.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/HouseOfFood.jpg

In the first panel, he orders a diet soda, but in the second panel, again, after gaining weight and losing hair, it's no use kidding himself anymore, so instead of ordering a diet soda, he orders a double thick malt. Why fight obesity? Don't fight it! Feed it!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/IWantThatPie.jpg

There has been a few lawsuits against some fast-food restaurants in recent years as depicted in the next picture below.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Lawsuit.jpg

In the first panel, he says he wants to sue for millions of dollars, but in the second panel, after gaining even more weight, and losing some hair, and about to lose his pants, he now wants to sue for BILLIONS of dollars! YEAH RIGHT!!! Like, good luck with that! Fat Boy!!!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/LoveMyLoveHandles.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/TalkingScale.jpg

That talking scale is now a screaming scale!

Now, I really love the next one below.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/TooMuchIsNotEnough.jpg

Nobody tells me when I've had enough! I'll be the judge of that! I'll eat as much as I damn well please. I have no desire to lose weight, and I don't want to lose my freedom to eat as much as I please. I would much rather lose my hair and my pants!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/SuperFatAlbert.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/FatMrSpock3.jpg

Yeah, looks like Mr. Spock has put on some weight. Now we really know how Scotty got rid of all the tribbles!

Gee! I thought that all Vulcans are vegetarians! Guess not!

The next one says it all, since it's the basic theme of this forum post. It's all about gaining weight and losing hair, having a receding hairline and an expanding waistline. Most men try to remedy hair loss, but this is an elixir to make you go bald and gain weight.

I'll take 10 bottles, please!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/GrowFatAndGoBald.jpg

And finally, another good reason why being apple-shaped and having a massive upper body is so much fun. Especially on the beach!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BabyHuey00.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BabyHuey01.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BabyHuey02.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BabyHuey03.jpg

Well, I hope you all enjoyed my art exhibit.

Please let me know what you all think of it.

Thank you.

[Duq]

You need to work on your anatomy.

And editing other artists work, is not done.

[beastathon]

...what. Quit trolling.

[squidmonk3j]

better than any and every Young British Artist work.

[Serpian]

uuhhhh..... Troll.

[luverly_marie]

Lord I pray this is a troll. :|

This isn't good at all. Have you looked at anyone's work around here and compared it to your own? Oh wait, there is no comparability here. This is on such a degenerated level that the only way it computes in my mind is "lolhobby."

I don't see that you plan to move on anywhere. This certainly seems like a death girth showcase rather than "hey I'm here to achieve _____, ______, and _____." And considering half of it is trace overs of actual works, that's a total no-no. Please keep your copyright violations to yourself.

You need to take a serious look at all the artist galleries on top of the page, and then, if that's not enough, the sketchbooks around here. You'll clearly realize this doesn't even stand. If you want to learn, pick up a book and ask for critiques like there's no tomorrow. If you don't, well... I'd use the don't let the door hit you line, but I'm dubious of how plausible that situation is now.

[Slash]

I can't decide if this is epic win or epic fail..

[Elwell]

Moved.

[kev ferrara]

Something about this reminds me of Henry Darger.

[DeathAndDisinfectant]

Is there a de-motivational forum on this site?

'cus I think I've just lost the will to draw, eat and live

[ArtZealot]

this is what happens when entirely too much time is put towards a stupid idea.

[Baron Impossible]

This is officially the strangest thread on the entire tinterweb at this moment in time.

[Robert.B]

Hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaa

[Fat Man]

All of these drawings I have created using my Paint application on my computer, and believe me, it's not easy drawing with a mouse!

Now, I do have a lot of freehand sketches that I have made that are much better, and eventually I will be putting them up as soon as I get a new scanner to replace the one that quit on me last year.

In the meantime, I'm waiting for my rebate check to come in, and I'm going to upgrade my computer by replacing my second hard drive from a 30 gigabyte to a 250 gigabyte, and some more upgrades as well.

But I'm definitely going to get a new scanner.

[luverly_marie]

In the meantime, I'm waiting for my rebate check to come in, and I'm going to upgrade my computer by replacing my second hard drive from a 30 gigabyte to a 250 gigabyte, and some more upgrades as well.

Somebody intercept that rebate check STAT. :jawdrop:

[Robert.B]

this guy is my new hero

[Kman.]

I cant find the right words to express how this thread makes me feel :nohope:

[Blaze Firestorm]

Teach me, oh Great One!

[DeathAndDisinfectant]

I cant find the right words to express how this thread makes me feel :nohope:

ill perhaps?

[flatliner]

please mum, make the bad man stop! :x

[kelly x]

everyone is beautiful tra la laa .. in their own way. la la tra

[iambanana]

I love this guy.

[Fat Man]

OK, here is my latest one. You ladies here might like this one!

Guys might want to tar and feather me!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/MaleAndFemaleBody3.jpg

With all of this talk going around about our current "obesity epidemic" here is one possible future outcome.

A woman will "wear the pants" in the family because a guy won't be able to keep his own pants from falling down, so men will just stay home and eat and sleep and drink beer while women will go out and work and rule the world and the home.

Men will be fat and lazy and helpless creatures and will need to be taken care of by the women, so in the future, women will be both simultaneously the master over the man and a servant of the man.

Yes, women will become both master AND servant!

Ironic, isn't it!

OK! Now get me a beer, Woman!!!

[ninjacat11]

Dude.....wait, what?

This is the single strangest thread I've seen on this site in a long time.

I....I just can't think of a good response to this.

[Burl]

This is amazing. Good job, sir. Keep up the hard work and lulz.

[TASmith]

I think this is a hoax.

[Fat Man]

I think this is a hoax.

No, it's not a hoax, this is my artwork that I created using my Paint application.

Now I can do much better drawing free hand and when I finally get a new scanner, I will be able to put up even better drawings. It's not easy drawing with a mouse.

This is my fantasy art.

[silvestri99]

First of all...drawing over someone else's work to make your own= big no no. Create your own works and comics, don't cop out and steal someone else's.

Second of all, you seriously need to improve your artwork. Hand drwa it and then take a picture or something but don't post a ms paint picture in here, please.

I was really hoping that this would turn out to be a hoax. I was even hoping that he accidentally posted in here and you were really aiming for some yahoo forums. This subject matter isn't even close to what we all are interested in here. I'm amazed :O !!

[Pezzle]

I was really hoping that this would turn out to be a hoax. I was even hoping that he accidentally posted in here and you were really aiming for some yahoo forums. This subject matter isn't even close to what we all are interested in here. I'm amazed :O !!


What!? Philistine! Can't you see this man's blatant artistic genius? Look at the line weights, the colors, the lossy jpgs I am completely FLOORED by the quality of this man's work and I can't believe for a second that you would belittle that. '

I mean on his last drawing, look at the ass on that woman. Look at the beautiful full lines, the creases in the lower abdominal area that hang damn near towards her knees.

-starts crying- you meanie! How could you insult this great artistic master!? :asskisser: \w/

[luverly_marie]

-starts crying- you meanie! How could you insult this great artistic master!? :asskisser: \w/

One question for you... are you kissing his front butt or back butt? :x

[Peter Coene]

With all of this talk going around about our current "obesity epidemic" here is one possible future outcome.

A woman will "wear the pants" in the family because a guy won't be able to keep his own pants from falling down, so men will just stay home and eat and sleep and drink beer while women will go out and work and rule the world and the home.

Men will be fat and lazy and helpless creatures and will need to be taken care of by the women, so in the future, women will be both simultaneously the master over the man and a servant of the man.

Yes, women will become both master AND servant!

Ironic, isn't it!

OK! Now get me a beer, Woman!!!
When that day comes I will form a gang of skinny people. You poor fatties will never catch us, we will always wriggle free to strike another day. We shall steal from the fat to give to the skinny... and... well... ourselves, and we will be gone before you can even find your cell phones between your flab flaps! The world shall belong to the skinnies! BWAHAHAHA!!!

((had to say it, and seeing as you like your flab I figured you would't be offended... if not... um... that sucks, I guess.))

[Fat Man]

When that day comes I will form a gang of skinny people. You poor fatties will never catch us, we will always wriggle free to strike another day. We shall steal from the fat to give to the skinny... and... well... ourselves, and we will be gone before you can even find your cell phones between your flab flaps! The world shall belong to the skinnies! BWAHAHAHA!!!

((had to say it, and seeing as you like your flab I figured you would't be offended... if not... um... that sucks, I guess.))

Actually, what is really going to happen in the future is that an asteroid is going to collide with the earth, rasing billions of tons of dust into the upper atmosphere blocking out the sun for about 7 years.

There will be a long cold winter and a world wide famine, but all the thin people will be the first to die off, followed by the strong muscular people.

But all of us fatties will survive. The fatter we are, the better our chances of survival, because we will have enough fat stored on our bodies to see us through the famine.

Naturally, of course, we will lose weight, and after the dust clears and the sun is visible again, we will emerge from our shelters, having lost weight, our skin hanging in great big folds, but we will be alive.

Then we will began planting crops again, and eating fish from the rivers and lakes while waiting for the first harvest, and then we will all fatten up again, and become even fatter than before, because that always happens to us fat people. Every time we lose weight, we always gain back more than we lost.

So we fatties will survive, but all of our thin friends and relatives will be gone, and naturally, I will feel sad, and morn the loss of my thin friends.

And, you can have my cell phone because it won't be of any use to me. It will take a couple of decades to get the power back up again.

[tmbritton]

Double plus good.

[Fat Man]

Well, the anti-obesity crusaders are at it again!

Recently some medical "experts" in the UK were proposing that warning labels be attached to extra large clothing warning about the dangers of obesity, and advising the purchaser of the garment to seek medical help to lose weight.

There are some here in the USA who would like to do the same!

The health hazards depend mostly on how the fat is distributed on the body, and having mostly upper-body fat, or being apple-shaped, does pose a much greater risk than having mostly lower-body fat, or being pear-shaped.

I think it might be more prudent to attach such warning on extra large shirts only, but not on extra large pants.

So, this is just to warn all you apple-shaped guys out there.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/DangerousClothingStyle.jpg

Now, if they're going to put warning labels on extra large clothing, then they should also put warning labels on extra small or size zero clothing warning about the dangers of anorexia to achieve such a small size.

That's only fair.

[Funkshion]

Fat Man, post a picture of yourself doing a thumbs up with one hand, and holding up a sign with "I http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2563878054_a82986b153_o.gif CA" in the other, so we know you aren't just pulling our leg..

[luverly_marie]

Fat Man.....meet..... Fat Man

http://i31.tinypic.com/24qiu75.jpg

[Fat Man]

Fat Man, post a picture of yourself doing a thumbs up with one hand, and holding up a sign with "I http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2563878054_a82986b153_o.gif CA" in the other, so we know you aren't just pulling our leg..

These are only cartoons, created just for fun, and not to be taken seriously.

But it is true that some people have been proposing the idea of attaching warning labels to extra large clothing. That part is true, but it's really not all that likely to happen.

[Fat Man]

Fat Man.....meet..... Fat Man

http://i31.tinypic.com/24qiu75.jpg

Hello Fat Man!

Pleased to meet you!

[Naomi Ningishzidda]

this is sickening

[Funkshion]

These are only cartoons, created just for fun, and not to be taken seriously.

But it is true that some people have been proposing the idea of attaching warning labels to extra large clothing. That part is true, but it's really not all that likely to happen.So that's not really you in the pic, gotcha..

[Fat Man]

So that's not really you in the pic, gotcha..

This picture here is really me.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Teddy%20Bear/TeddyBear14.jpg

This photos was taken of me back in April of 2007 when I weighed about 375 pounds. I now weigh 400 pounds.

[doodlebug]

Fat Man, post a picture of yourself doing a thumbs up with one hand, and holding up a sign with "I http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2563878054_a82986b153_o.gif CA" in the other, so we know you aren't just pulling our leg..

These are only cartoons, created just for fun, and not to be taken seriously.

But it is true that some people have been proposing the idea of attaching warning labels to extra large clothing. That part is true, but it's really not all that likely to happen.

okay.. what? That has nothing whatsoever to do with the previous question...

[Funkshion]

It's just a dodge.. I expected he'd come up with something wittier, but whatever.. He can run with the joke, see where it leads :) I'd like to see some rescue boat, or airplane seating, or amusement park sketches..

[Pezzle]

One question for you... are you kissing his front butt or back butt? :x

It's his chin butt obviously. :asslick:

[Havoc-DM]

The Fuck?!
These don't look like Teletubbies!
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/245/2007327teletubbiestd7.jpg

[Fat Man]

The Ultimate Glutton

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile01.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile02.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile03.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile04.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile05.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile06.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile07.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/The%20Ultimate%20Glutton/Immobile08.jpg

It doesn't get better that this!

[Myxomatosis]

Alright, now that's totally fucking irresponsible. When he takes a shit it's gonna be sucked in by earth's gravitational pull and it's going to kill some poor bastard while he's walking to work or tilling the fields or pushing his kid in a stroller. Seriously? Poor fucking taste man, poor fucking taste. This is insulting to anyone who's lost a family member to flaming brown death from the skies.

[Fat Man]

Alright, now that's totally fucking irresponsible. When he takes a shit it's gonna be sucked in by earth's gravitational pull and it's going to kill some poor bastard while he's walking to work or tilling the fields or pushing his kid in a stroller. Seriously? Poor fucking taste man, poor fucking taste. This is insulting to anyone who's lost a family member to flaming brown death from the skies.

Wrong!

He is in orbit around the earth as a second moon, and if he takes a dump in space, the shit will also be in the same orbital path floating around him, or in orbit around his body.

If he's in an orbital velocity around the earth, then he's not going to fall toward the earth for the same reason the moon is not going to fall toward the earth.

Also, any shit that might fall into the earth's atmosphere would completely burn up and evaporate in the atmosphere before it can reach the ground unlike nickel-iron meteorites.

Anyway, it's only a cartoon. Don't confuse fantasy and reality! DUH!!!

[AlexC]

beautiful

[Peter Coene]

Actually, what is really going to happen in the future is that an asteroid is going to collide with the earth, rasing billions of tons of dust into the upper atmosphere blocking out the sun for about 7 years.

There will be a long cold winter and a world wide famine, but all the thin people will be the first to die off, followed by the strong muscular people.

But all of us fatties will survive. The fatter we are, the better our chances of survival, because we will have enough fat stored on our bodies to see us through the famine.

Naturally, of course, we will lose weight, and after the dust clears and the sun is visible again, we will emerge from our shelters, having lost weight, our skin hanging in great big folds, but we will be alive.

Then we will began planting crops again, and eating fish from the rivers and lakes while waiting for the first harvest, and then we will all fatten up again, and become even fatter than before, because that always happens to us fat people. Every time we lose weight, we always gain back more than we lost.

So we fatties will survive, but all of our thin friends and relatives will be gone, and naturally, I will feel sad, and morn the loss of my thin friends.

And, you can have my cell phone because it won't be of any use to me. It will take a couple of decades to get the power back up again.

Global warming will kill you off before any asteroids can make it here. By the time an asteroid does get here us skinnies, being the productive folks that we are, will have a way of deflecting it.

Wrong!

He is in orbit around the earth as a second moon, and if he takes a dump in space, the shit will also be in the same orbital path floating around him, or in orbit around his body.

If he's in an orbital velocity around the earth, then he's not going to fall toward the earth for the same reason the moon is not going to fall toward the earth.

Also, any shit that might fall into the earth's atmosphere would completely burn up and evaporate in the atmosphere before it can reach the ground unlike nickel-iron meteorites.

Anyway, it's only a cartoon. Don't confuse fantasy and reality! DUH!!!
however, while in orbit he will have nothing to eat, thus as he shits he will loose weight, thus becoming too light to continue in that orbital path and instead go spinning off into space. There is a chance that he will be sucked in by the sun's gravitational pull and incinerate himself, but it is more likely that he will freeze to death all alone in outer space.

[Fat Man]

however, while in orbit he will have nothing to eat, thus as he shits he will loose weight, thus becoming too light to continue in that orbital path and instead go spinning off into space. There is a chance that he will be sucked in by the sun's gravitational pull and incinerate himself, but it is more likely that he will freeze to death all alone in outer space.

Well, in the cartoon, he says that he has his own atmosphere, so that will keep him from freezing to death. Also, food can be sent to him by launching rockets.

Anyway, it's just a dumb cartoon, a silly little fantasy!

You skinny people have no sense of humor, you all take everything so seriously. You all need to lighten up!

Oops! I take that back! Big mistake! Never tell skinny people to lighten up, when they need to fatten up.

OK! Here I am a fat person myself, and putting up cartoons making fun of us fat people. Ironic, isn't it!

It's called satire, a spoof.

Just once, I would like to see skinny people make fun of themselves, and some skinny people are really funny looking, especially when they wear baggy short pants and showing off their thin hairy toothpick legs.

But for a moment, I'm going to break with my own tradition and post this little gem!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Images/RichAndThin.jpg

Now, how this for a satire about you skinny people!


Global warming will kill you off before any asteroids can make it here. By the time an asteroid does get here us skinnies, being the productive folks that we are, will have a way of deflecting it.


Skinny people more productive???

Let me see now . . . . .

When I went to school, I was the typical "nerd" or "geek" because I didn't care for sports, and I preferred reading, and studying science and math instead. My mother taught me how to read and write before I even started school. By the time I was only in the 3rd grade I was already reading at the adult level, and at the age of 13, I scored 150 points on a standard IQ test, so I was a fat little nerd.

But all the skinny kids in my school, all they cared about was sports. They didn't like to study, and most of them did poorly in their academic subjects, and in my high school, it was mostly the skinny kids who were into drugs, while this fat little nerd wanted absolutely nothing to do with the drug scene.

Let's see . . . . . what else . . . . .

Oh yeah, some of the best teachers I had and some of the nicest teachers I had were fat, while most of my skinny teachers really sucked!

Then recently, me and another fat friend of mine, after going to a science museum, we went to a restaurant for lunch, and we were trying to have a conversation about our favorite exhibits at the science museum, but at an adjacent table there were these two skinny bimbos, laughing and giggling so loud we couldn't hear ourselves, while the two skinny bimbos, their topic of conversation was all about running and jogging, the latest weight loss diet (yeah right! Like, that was what they needed!) Reboch's and Nike's, and also purging after their meals to avoid weight gain.

Yeah right!!! Like, me and my friend, we really liked hearing their conversation about their purging and puking after meals to stay thin. Yeah, nice conversation to have at the table. So finally, I went over to their table and told them to either shut the f--k up, or go find another table somewhere else that is more isolated.

Thin people are such shallow bimbos. They are so vain, all they care about is having a 20 inch waist, and their lives revolving around their diet and exercise routines to the exclusion of everything else. They live only for themselves, and don't care about other people at all, while we fat people, we enjoy sharing what we have with other people.

Skinny people only know about sports and puking after every meal.

Yeah, like, that's really productive.

So, I doubt if you skinny people will be able to figure out how to deflect an approaching asteroid when all you know is how to chase a ball.

And, global warming will also bring about a famine, and again, you skinny people will be the first to die off while only us fat people will have any chance of survival.

Oh yes! And one more thing . . . . .

You skinny people who are feeding your newborn infants super low-fat diets to make your babies thin, well, their brain development will be stunted as a result, and your kids will grow up retarded, and they will become bubble-headed bimbos who will only know about running and jogging, puking after every meal, and chasing balls.

I rest my case.

[Funkshion]

Healthy people get shit done. What do you do? :P

[Writerof]

To keep in the spirit... WTF!!!1!!1!!!!

And now.. erhm.. Dude... Sir..... What medicine are you on...

[Fat Man]

Healthy people get shit done. What do you do? :P

I'm retired, so now I like to work on my oil paintings, and I do extra-terrestrial landscapes. I'm also in the process of writing a science fiction novel that I hope to sell someday when I'm finished.

I was never athletic due to a leg injury, the result of a car accident at the age of 4 years, so as a kid, my left leg was crippled up, I walked with a limp, and I was lousy at sports. I preferred academics or athletics anyway.

We nerds and geeks like to study science and math and we get more shit done. We don't have to be fast runners and high jumpers. We don't have to be super athletes.

So, what do you "healthy" people do, besides run and jog and chase balls?

I can teach a dog to do that!

[Funkshion]

So, what do you "healthy" people do, besides run and jog and chase balls?

I can teach a dog to do that!They not only get good grades and go into careers like neuroscience or rocket science, but also get all the nicer chicks and manage to get even more shit done around the clock thanks to properly maintained biological plumbing, which means that even at equal rates of productivity, they get more shit done more efficiently... And live longer doing all that, to boot.
If they have any symptoms of neurotic fetishism or escapism, it's not from being in good phsysical shape.

[Fat Man]

They not only get good grades and go into careers like neuroscience or rocket science, but also get all the nicer chicks and manage to get even more shit done around the clock thanks to properly maintained biological plumbing, which means that even at equal rates of productivity, they get more shit done more efficiently... And live longer doing all that, to boot.

If they have any symptoms of neurotic fetishism or escapism, it's not from being in good phsysical shape.

Yeah, you get nicer chicks if you happen to like chicks that look like soda straws!

As for me, I like women who are nice and plump with soft round curves. I can't stand seeing ribs and collarbones. I don't care for the waif look, or chicks that look like flat chested little boys, so most thin people are into homo-eroticism.

Real men like real women that look like women.

Bones are for dogs!

Now, most of my relatives were fat, and yet, they lived well into their 80s. My younger brother is tall and skinny. He looks older, and has high blood pressure and high cholesterol. My blood pressure is on the low side of normal about 108/64 and my total cholesterol is only 105 which is actually lower than normal. That's because I don't eat a lot of junk foods, and I go out walking every other day.

A lot of thin people I have known were into drugs, and started dropping like flies while they were in their 20, but when I was in school, I had mostly fat friends, and they didn't do drugs.

For entertainment, I like to listen to classical music, while you thin people can play a tune of your rib cage like a xylophone.

[J.Boswell]

survival of the fattest? this thread messes even with my personal reality.

I want to join Peter Coene's gang of skinnies... and as for surviving a comet asteroid thing? no.

and also whats to say skinny folks cant with get less skinny folks?

this thread is MENTAL

i love it.

[Gwenlyn Norton]

I think you realized when you started that you would offend some people, but I enjoy the way you seem to love yourself. I like your sense of humor and your fun poking at current societal values.

[Fat Man]

I think you realized when you started that you would offend some people, but I enjoy the way you seem to love yourself. I like your sense of humor and your fun poking at current societal values.

Thank you very much!

You're absolutely right! I knew that some people would be offended, but also, that some people would like my drawings.

Yeah, I admit my drawings here are not the best, that they kind of suck, but what can you expect when you're using Paint and drawing with a mouse.

I know I can do better much than that, especially when I draw freehand, and when I get my new scanner, I will be able to put up my freehand drawings.

Yes, art is sometimes about satire, and going against the established social conventions. Many artists are nonconformists.

I have always been a nonconformist, thumbing my nose at the establishment, and during my teenage years, I grew my hair long, and it was during my teenage years when I started gaining a lot of weight and getting fatter with each passing year, and I loved it, because it was another way of rebelling against the social norms, actually flaunting my weight.

So, when some people would tell me I was getting too fat, I would ask, "well, how fat should I be?" and they would usually answer that I shouldn't be fat at all, so my retort was, then saying that I'm "too fat" implies that there must be an acceptable degree of fatness, and that would shut them up!

I say there is no such thing as being too fat, just as there is no such thing as being too short, or too tall, or even too thin, unless it's the result of anorexia.

Some people are just naturally short or tall, and some people are just naturally fat or thin, we are what we are.

And so, when people start putting me down for being fat, and taking on a superior attitude about being thin, I strike back with examples of the advantages of being fat, and there are advantages.

Also, to me, being fat just feels comfortable. I like the way fat feels, and I like being a larger person. I'm more then twice the weight of the largest person who ever bullied me around when I was much younger.

Anyway, thank you very much.

[Funkshion]

1-Who's offended?

2-Neither obese nor anorexic are healthy. By your extremity with respect to the normal range of physical health, you're the kettle calling the pot black.

3-Any person will, everything else being equal, live longer and better if he/she is in good shape rather than not. That is, be anything from athletic to muscular.. Somewhere in the middle ground between thin and fat. Now this next part is my opinion, not only objective fact: Fat tissue is a direct measure of the excess energy you've absorbed and not spent (save for in certain biological disorders), and as such it's a measure of how inefficient/wasteful you live. Fat is inert mass, that serves no purpose other than storing energy for later actual WORK (and in your case you're fit for 6 months of slave labor in antarctica), and aesthetic body art of some sort, as you point out (in that case I won't argue.. Art doesn't answer to any rules..). It doesn't actualy DO anything, just as absent muscle and/or normal body fat layers are the opposite of usefulness by their absence.
You're kidding yourself if you think that your mass is more useful to defend yourself than 200lbs of mostly muscle, or even a mere 180lbs of well-trained athletic mass would be.

4-You're obsessed with fat. That's not healthy, sounds like I said, like a fetishism. It also biases your perspective, e.g. "Fat is better than skinny", or "A lot of thin people I have known were into drugs, and started dropping like flies while they were in their 20", or " I like to listen to classical music, while you thin people can play a tune of your rib cage like a xylophone.".. << Gotta at least make your ribbings funny and/or accurate..
And "most thin people are into homo-eroticism.".. With that on top of everything else, it seems that you're actualy auto-erotic yourself.

5-These facts aren't meant to "offend", they're just facts.. Knock yourself out with your art :)

[~Faust~]

Go fat people! Your art and your attitude are awesome man! Show those damn highschool-football-yocks who's boss! (Actually of all americans I met, body-fetish-athletes are the ones I see why people are hating america.)

[Fat Man]

1-Who's offended?

2-Neither obese nor anorexic are healthy. By your extremity with respect to the normal range of physical health, you're the kettle calling the pot black.

3-Any person will, everything else being equal, live longer and better if he/she is in good shape rather than not. That is, be anything from athletic to muscular.. Somewhere in the middle ground between thin and fat. Now this next part is my opinion, not only objective fact: Fat tissue is a direct measure of the excess energy you've absorbed and not spent (save for in certain biological disorders), and as such it's a measure of how inefficient/wasteful you live. Fat is inert mass, that serves no purpose other than storing energy for later actual WORK (and in your case you're fit for 6 months of slave labor in antarctica), and aesthetic body art of some sort, as you point out (in that case I won't argue.. Art doesn't answer to any rules..). It doesn't actualy DO anything, just as absent muscle and/or normal body fat layers are the opposite of usefulness by their absence.
You're kidding yourself if you think that your mass is more useful to defend yourself than 200lbs of mostly muscle, or even a mere 180lbs of well-trained athletic mass would be.

4-You're obsessed with fat. That's not healthy, sounds like I said, like a fetishism. It also biases your perspective, e.g. "Fat is better than skinny", or "A lot of thin people I have known were into drugs, and started dropping like flies while they were in their 20", or " I like to listen to classical music, while you thin people can play a tune of your rib cage like a xylophone.".. << Gotta at least make your ribbings funny and/or accurate..
And "most thin people are into homo-eroticism.".. With that on top of everything else, it seems that you're actualy auto-erotic yourself.

5-These facts aren't meant to "offend", they're just facts.. Knock yourself out with your art :)

That is suppose to be, the pot calling the kettle black. You can even screw up an old cliché. Of course, I like to put is in a more poetic way like "Oh Kettle! thou art black!" sayth the cauldron.

But then, thin people don't do a lot of reading because they're too busy running and jogging and puking! Reading is much too sedentary you know.

I'm 56 years old, but people often say that I look much younger. Through out my 30s and 40s I was always around 350 pounds, but a few years ago, I had lost some weight and I was down to around 275 pounds.

Today, while I was going through my desk drawers I found an old ID photo of my face from three years ago when I was down to 275 pounds, and I compared it to a more recent ID photo taken of me at 380 pounds. When I compared the two, I was in for a shock. Three years ago when I was down to 275 pounds, my face looked haggard, and it looked 10 years older than it does now. In my later ID photo when I had gained back the weight I had lost, my face was more filled out, more rounded out, so I actually look 10 years younger now than I did three years ago when my weight was down. I now weigh 400 pounds and my face is rounded out some more. I like my face more now that I'm fatter.

Also, I really didn't feel any better when my weight was down. Yes, I did feel lighter on my feet and I could walk faster, but emotionally I felt lousy and depressed all the time. Yeah, now that my weight is up, I feel heavier on my feet, and I walk slower, but I'm happier now, and besides, I don't mind moving at a slower pace because I'm not in a big hurry anyway. Slow and steady wins the race, as in Aesop's Fable about the race between the turtle and the rabbit. The turtle won! But then, you wouldn't know about that, because thin people and athletic people don't like to read because it's too sedentary. And of course, most athletes can't read beyond the 3rd grade level anyway.

We fat people actually look much younger than our chronological age, while thin people tend to look much older, especially after having lost a lot of weight, it makes thin people look much older.

Fat people look younger, because balloons don't wrinkle!

Now, when it comes to art, to me, round curves are more pleasing to my eyes than sharp angular features. I like nice plump round faces instead of thin angular hatchet faces.

So, I don't ever want to lose weight ever again if it's going to make me look much older,

Anyway, I'm glad I'm not thin, because I don't want to be a part of the Bimbo Culture.

[Fat Man]

Go fat people! Your art and your attitude are awesome man! Show those damn highschool-football-yocks who's boss! (Actually of all americans I met, body-fetish-athletes are the ones I see why people are hating america.)

Thank you very much!

Yeah! Fat is where it's at! Fat is fun!

Jocks suck, and it's the athletes who are the cause of the declining quality of education in our schools here in the USA. They have had to "dumbed down" the curriculum to make it easier for jocks to get passing grades so they can be on the school's football team.

We have football players and basketball players in collage who can't even read beyond the 3rd grad level.

And then, the jocks like to bully the "nerds" and "geeks" around, and we fat little nerds are tired of seeing the classroom subjects being dumbed down with remedial subjects. And I'm tired of athletes bullying fat kids around.

Nerds and geeks want to study hard, go on to collage, get a degree in science so we can contribute toward civilization.

There is no such thing as a remedial Astronomer, a remedial Biologist, a remedial Physicist, a remedial Biochemist, or a remedial Doctor.

There are only remedial jocks!

We need to remove football and basketball from our high schools, and send the jocks back to Kindergarten.

The only sport that should be allowed in our schools is Sumo Wrestling, something in which fat kids could excel, and it would be good exercise for fat kids, and they can build up muscles without having to lose fat.

Also, I would like to see girl Sumo Wrestlers so that there would be equal opportunity for them as well.

And all the skinny jocks, or muscle jocks would be out of the high schools and back in Kindergarten where they belong, and when they're too old for school, then instead of a career in useless sports, they can do something more useful, like getting a job digging ditches, scrubbing toilets, or pushing boxcars or something. Whatever doesn't take an ounce of brains.

And then, the schools will belong to all the fat nerds and geeks.

[Duq]

So, what do you "healthy" people do, besides run and jog and chase balls?

I can teach a dog to do that!


I draw.

I read about story mechanics.

I write short stories in Dutch.

I try to read as much scientific research papers as I can.

I write research papers about narrative world designing.

I analyze movies, fairytales and stories.

I'm trying to understand design principles and find a way to work with that.

I'm graduating at art academy.

I have my self study program to improve the technical side of my craft

I work as a freelance artist.

I work out.

Try teaching that to your dog.

Please dont come to a community wich is completly about passion, self improvement and gaining knowledge with these kinds of stereotypes. If there is a reason we work out, its mostly to make sure our bodies can survive the huge strain we put on it on a daily basis, so we can keep doing what we love for as long as we can.

[Funkshion]

That is suppose to be, the pot calling the kettle black. You can even screw up an old cliché. Of course, I like to put is in a more poetic way like "Oh Kettle! thou art black!" sayth the cauldron.

But then, thin people don't do a lot of reading because they're too busy running and jogging and puking! Reading is much too sedentary you know.

I'm 56 years old, but people often say that I look much younger. Through out my 30s and 40s I was always around 350 pounds, but a few years ago, I had lost some weight and I was down to around 275 pounds.

Today, while I was going through my desk drawers I found an old ID photo of my face from three years ago when I was down to 275 pounds, and I compared it to a more recent ID photo taken of me at 380 pounds. When I compared the two, I was in for a shock. Three years ago when I was down to 275 pounds, my face looked haggard, and it looked 10 years older than it does now. In my later ID photo when I had gained back the weight I had lost, my face was more filled out, more rounded out, so I actually look 10 years younger now than I did three years ago when my weight was down. I now weigh 400 pounds and my face is rounded out some more. I like my face more now that I'm fatter.

Also, I really didn't feel any better when my weight was down. Yes, I did feel lighter on my feet and I could walk faster, but emotionally I felt lousy and depressed all the time. Yeah, now that my weight is up, I feel heavier on my feet, and I walk slower, but I'm happier now, and besides, I don't mind moving at a slower pace because I'm not in a big hurry anyway. Slow and steady wins the race, as in Aesop's Fable about the race between the turtle and the rabbit. The turtle won! But then, you wouldn't know about that, because thin people and athletic people don't like to read because it's too sedentary. And of course, most athletes can't read beyond the 3rd grade level anyway.

We fat people actually look much younger than our chronological age, while thin people tend to look much older, especially after having lost a lot of weight, it makes thin people look much older.

Fat people look younger, because balloons don't wrinkle!

Now, when it comes to art, to me, round curves are more pleasing to my eyes than sharp angular features. I like nice plump round faces instead of thin angular hatchet faces.

So, I don't ever want to lose weight ever again if it's going to make me look much older,

Anyway, I'm glad I'm not thin, because I don't want to be a part of the Bimbo Culture.My last reply, I only now noticed this isn't the off topic forum, but an art forum.

Pot/Kettle - That's on purpose. It's to match the upside down perspective you've been arguing.

Skinny people/bimbo culture - Again you keep pigeon-holing anything un-fat as 'skinny' or otherwise ridiculous. That's as biased as what you (supposedly) denounce.

Skinny people don't read books, etc. I don't even know where to start.. Do you even read history? Just a first hand example: I'm just about 6ft, have always been pretty lean, but my plan by 2009 is to weigh in at 220 lbs with as much fat removed as possible. I got to University 2 years early, speak 3 languages and have read maybe 200 books in all three, have had a lot of different hobbies like graffiti, writing, and cooking, I listen to all sorts of music, I have a pretty thorough grasp of Design in arts and engineering, pretty extensive experience with european, arab, north american, south american, and a few other cultures... See where I'm getting at? It's not bragging, it's evidence against your pretensions..
How do you, yourself, rationalize that somehow being fat makes you superior to "skinny" people? Does the brain somehow get better in direct proportion to the amount of body fat one has? How do you explain that (e.g.) Bruce Lee had (to pick just two things) such a large library and accomplished so much, while having so little fat? Were Ghandi or Patton bimbos?
Are you sure you haven't idealized obesity, maybe a little?

There's no arguing art, or taste, and I have nothing against any of your lifestyle, or art.. It's funny in its own way, sure. But the whole fat obsession and snobbery is bogus and as off-base as phrenology or hastily concluding what's in people's heads by their morphology, as you would a book by its cover.

Best regards,
m.

[ninjacat11]

The Ultimate Glutton

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It doesn't get better that this!

Wait, I'm confused. How could he possibly get so much to become as big as the moon? Sense makes no.

[Fat Man]

My last reply, I only now noticed this isn't the off topic forum, but an art forum.

Pot/Kettle - That's on purpose. It's to match the upside down perspective you've been arguing.

Skinny people/bimbo culture - Again you keep pigeon-holing anything un-fat as 'skinny' or otherwise ridiculous. That's as biased as what you (supposedly) denounce.

Skinny people don't read books, etc. I don't even know where to start.. Do you even read history? Just a first hand example: I'm just about 6ft, have always been pretty lean, but my plan by 2009 is to weigh in at 220 lbs with as much fat removed as possible. I got to University 2 years early, speak 3 languages and have read maybe 200 books in all three, have had a lot of different hobbies like graffiti, writing, and cooking, I listen to all sorts of music, I have a pretty thorough grasp of Design in arts and engineering, pretty extensive experience with european, arab, north american, south american, and a few other cultures... See where I'm getting at? It's not bragging, it's evidence against your pretensions..
How do you, yourself, rationalize that somehow being fat makes you superior to "skinny" people? Does the brain somehow get better in direct proportion to the amount of body fat one has? How do you explain that (e.g.) Bruce Lee had (to pick just two things) such a large library and accomplished so much, while having so little fat? Were Ghandi or Patton bimbos?
Are you sure you haven't idealized obesity, maybe a little?

There's no arguing art, or taste, and I have nothing against any of your lifestyle, or art.. It's funny in its own way, sure. But the whole fat obsession and snobbery is bogus and as off-base as phrenology or hastily concluding what's in people's heads by their morphology, as you would a book by its cover.

Best regards,
m.

Well, speaking of stereotypes, you assume I'm going to drop dead and any moment because I happen to be fat, and saying that only people who are between the extremes of fat and skinny are healthy.

Not necessarily true. I had a lot of fat relatives who lived into their 80s while my mother was thin and only lived to the age of 72 years. My younger brother looks much older than I do, and he has high blood pressure and high cholesterol, while my blood pressure is on the low side of the normal range at 108/64 and my cholesterol is actually lower than normal at only 105.

We fat people get stereotyped, people saying that we just sit around eating Twinkies and chocolate bon bons, and that's not true either. I don't even like Twinkies, and I prefer fresh fruit instead of too many sweets.

And we are often harassed and discriminated against. Society treats us like crap. There was an article that was published by The Independent, a UK publication titled Slim=Sad Fat=Happy, which says that the suicide rates among fat people, especially fat men, is much lower than among thin or average size people, and the higher the BMI, Body Mass Index, the lower the rate of suicide. All of this in spite of how society treats us.

So, I guess that in some ways, we fat people ARE mentally, and spiritually stronger and superior to thin people. The truth is, thin people are so vain, so preoccupied with their looks almost to the exclusion of everything else.

You let the media set the standards the rule your lives.

Hence, the Bimbo Culture.

[Fat Man]

Wait, I'm confused. How could he possibly get so much to become as big as the moon? Sense makes no.

It's only a silly cartoon!

You just proved my point when I say thin people take everything much too seriously.

[ciots]

whats with all the boringness. this is the funniest shit ive seen in fucking ages, maddox's updates can wait, this is amazing.

[Fat Man]

whats with all the boringness. this is the funniest shit ive seen in fucking ages, maddox's updates can wait, this is amazing.

Thank you very much!

You obviously get it! I posted these pictures just for fun. They are meant to be funny.

Yeah, I know it's impossible for one to become so enormously obese as to achieve planetary proportions. But it is meant to be funny, and not to be analyzed for how it violates the laws of physics.

It's one thing to analyzed a cartoon for it's meaning or social content, but to write a long dissertation on how it violates the laws of physics, well, that just takes all the fun out of it.

For example: when we see a Road Runner cartoon on TV, and the coyote falls from a 10,000 foot cliff and still lives, we all know that is impossible, that in real life if you fall from a 10,000 foot cliff you're dead. We all know that. So why not just watch the silly cartoon and laugh at it instead of analyzing it? The fact that it is impossible is what makes it so funny.

That's why I say that thin people tend to take everything so seriously. They think they are perfect for being thin, and because of their perfectionist attitude, they are unable to just kick back and relax and have some fun. Their running and jogging and obsession with sports is like a religion to them, and anyone who's body does not conform to their narrow standards is seen as committing some kind of blasphemy.

But you understand where I'm coming from.

Again, thank you very much.

[Lake]

maddox is funny. I'm glad his thread is in this part of the forum.

[ravenslayer]

Becoming fat and saying your proud of it is just because you probably tried to loose wait earlier in your life but didnt have the balls to really do it.

There is a difference between trying to fit in with all the posterdudes/babes or just being a healthy human being.
Making an excuse like being proud to be fat is just a way for you to tell yourself you dont have to do any exercises and keep munching away those fats.

Get a grip and start realising that it´s not a disfigured social acceptance image of being thin that´s your problem but it´s just you being to lazy to get out of your chair.

[Grief]

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[Fat Man]

Becoming fat and saying your proud of it is just because you probably tried to loose wait earlier in your life but didnt have the balls to really do it.

There is a difference between trying to fit in with all the posterdudes/babes or just being a healthy human being.
Making an excuse like being proud to be fat is just a way for you to tell yourself you dont have to do any exercises and keep munching away those fats.

Get a grip and start realising that it´s not a disfigured social acceptance image of being thin that´s your problem but it´s just you being to lazy to get out of your chair.

For you information Dude, I go out every other day and do a half hour of walking, and I don't eat junk foods. I do my own cooking at home, and I get plenty of vegetables and fresh fruit, I eat mostly chicken, very little red meat, I don't eat pork, and I prefer fish more than meat.

Most people, about 95% percent who go on weight loss diets only gain the weight back again, plus more, and it is actually worse to keep going up and down over and over again than it is to remain at a high but stable weight.

And I have discovered that when I lose weight, I don't feel better at all. In fact, I feel worse, I get really depressed when my weight is down, but when my weight is back up, I feel more comfortable, and I'm happier being fat.

I don't believe that I must be thin, and be unhappy and miserable, just to conform to the acceptable norms of a morally corrupt society that has been brainwashed and controlled by media.

And so, I don't buy into all the media bullshit that we have to be thin, and I refuse to hate myself for being fat.

The average American home has two washing machines.

One for washing clothes.

And one in the living room for washing brains.

It's call a TV.

[daestwen]

Then what's with all the skinny hatred, my friend?

Let there be peace between us, my brother, and let us both live in the manner which we mean to live, without prejudice or telling the other that because of what we look like we don't read (?).

[Fat Man]

Then what's with all the skinny hatred, my friend?

Let there be peace between us, my brother, and let us both live in the manner which we mean to live, without prejudice or telling the other that because of what we look like we don't read (?).

Well, I didn't start the bashing here on this forum thread.

First someone had posted the following . . . . .

Global warming will kill you off before any asteroids can make it here. By the time an asteroid does get here us skinnies, being the productive folks that we are, will have a way of deflecting it.

Implying that only thin people are productive and that we fat people are nonproductive.

Now, criticize my artwork all you want. If you think it sucks, fine! If you like it, fine! But when someone starts bashing us fat people, I'm going to strike back in kind.

Now, I don't mind the occasional fat joke. Hell, I even joke about my own weight, saying that I need to take two trips to haul ass, or the to get on my good side you'll need to take a bus and two trains, or that the Bible Belt won't go around my waist.

But to imply that all fat people are lazy and nonproductive, the we're all dirty, or that we eat nothing but junk, then that is crossing the line. I have known skinny people who were lazy and ate nothing but crap, and who's health is a lot worse than mine, because I do get some exercise, and I avoid junk foods. Yes, I admit that I take in more calories that I'm able to burn off, but I like to enjoy my food without any feelings of guilt. Thin people actually obsess over food more than I do, sometimes feeling guilty over every bite they eat.

Also, I'm not dirty. I shower every morning, and I'm always clean and neatly dressed in my best clothes when I go out. I'm fat, but I'm not a slob.

Being fat doesn't not automatically mean that we are all unhealthy no more than we can say that only thin people are healthy and more productive.

There are many historical people who were fat. Benjamin Franklin was fat, so was Thomas Edison in his later years. There are lots of famous fat people who have contributed much to society, and they lived good long lives. Benjamin Franklin was over 300 pounds and he lived to be more than 80 years old, and that was back in the 1700s when the average life expectancy was about 45 years.

So, when someone says that fat people are lazy and nonproductive, then I'm going to strike back.

It's tit for tat. What goes around comes around. The payback's a bitch! And all of that.

[JPC]

Guys, Just leave him be. No need to argue here, if Fat Man wants to express his
personal perspective through pictures, thats cool.

Fat Man..try to avoid targeting skinny people too. Some of your comments were
leaving you open to counters ( which is their right too.)

It would be really cool if you did try sketching instead of using MS Paint.
Sketch a fat hand or a fat foot for starters. Once you improve, you can even do a series of portraits of famous / important people who were fat.
Then people would take you more seriously and not assume that youre just messing with them.
Try it, you'll feel better and more confident in expressing your views artistically.

[Fat Man]

Guys, Just leave him be. No need to argue here, if Fat Man wants to express his personal perspective through pictures, thats cool.

Fat Man..try to avoid targeting skinny people too. Some of your comments were leaving you open to counters ( which is their right too.)

It would be really cool if you did try sketching instead of using MS Paint.
Sketch a fat hand or a fat foot for starters. Once you improve, you can even do a series of portraits of famous / important people who were fat.
Then people would take you more seriously and not assume that youre just messing with them. Try it, you'll feel better and more confident in expressing your views artistically.

Well, as I have said earlier, I didn't start the bashing, I merely stuck back in kind.

Anyway, I'm willing to call a truce here if you all would stop implying that ALL fat people are nonproductive or lazy or that we all eat nothing but crap. I don't mind an occasional fat joke if it's actually funny and not cruel, but if people put me down for being fat, then I will strike back in my defense.

So, lets all have fun here! Lets celebrate with music!

I'll beat my big fat belly like a great big kettledrum and you skinnies and play a tune on your ribs like a xylophone!

There! Now I made fun of both us fatties and you skinnies!

[Pearscrow]

Can't say I agree with your views, man, but I'm gonna think of my friend and do what she'd do: Not start shit and seperate your work from your words.

Funny stuff man, keep up with the...erm...artwork.

[Fat Man]

Can't say I agree with your views, man, but I'm gonna think of my friend and do what she'd do: Not start shit and seperate your work from your words.

Funny stuff man, keep up with the...erm...artwork.

Glad you like my . . . . . erm . . . . . artwork.

But please everybody, don't put me down just for being fat, because I will defend myself. OK?

I didn't start the shit. Someone started the shit when he said that thin people were productive implying that fat people are not.

I am not unproductive, I'm not a slob, I don't smell bad, or whatever negative stereotype that we fat people are often subjected to.

I'm just fat. OK?

[Pearscrow]

Again, not looking for drama here.

[Grief]

i study from the masterz

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[DeathAndDisinfectant]

Okay first off , I'm a 17 year old Anorexic Teenager, who has never done drugs, has done well in school and will be attending Art College in September.

Next, how can you judge the so-called 'Skinny Big-headed Bimbo's' for talking about purging and diets when you come on here and promote obesity and intolerance to thin and even healthy people. Also, you should have minded your own damn business and not fucking listened to their conversation, you sadistic prick.

Thirdly, you say thin people have no sense of humor. Fair enough the starving people living in Africa don't seem to jolly, but neither did the world's fattest man, when he wasn't able to breath due the excessive amount of weight on his lungs and the fact he was drowning in his own fecal matter.

Last, the only reason 'thin' people commit suicide more than Fat people is because:

a) They can actually climb onto a chair and get the belt round their necks to hang themselves.

b) Get to the top floor of a building without having to stop 5 times for snack breaks before giving up on the 3rd floor

c) Do it because of some severe mental anguish or some terrible event that has happened to them, etc. Not because the Limited edition 'Super-Mega-Chocolate-Lard-Dumpling-Pizza-Pie-Burger-Deluxe-With Cheese (and a diet coke) has been removed from their nearest fast food restaurant.

d) So many more reason's, but mainly because fat people are to fucking lazy to do it. But, hey your all slowly killing yourselves, so you are wrong, morbid obesity is one of the biggest killers in America today, and guess what is all your fault.




p.s. Don't you dare fucking judge me because of my; and all other Anorexics, affliction you fat shit, you have no idea what its like to weigh under 100lbs so don't start jumping to conclusions.

[Kman.]

The concept i dont understand is wanting to be so fat that you cant move and that your genitals get crushed under the immense weight of your body. Thats fucking sick

[Fat Man]

Okay first off , I'm a 17 year old Anorexic Teenager, who has never done drugs, has done well in school and will be attending Art College in September.

Next, how can you judge the so-called 'Skinny Big-headed Bimbo's' for talking about purging and diets when you come on here and promote obesity and intolerance to thin and even healthy people. Also, you should have minded your own damn business and not fucking listened to their conversation, you sadistic prick.

The two bimbos were talking so damn loud that I could not help but hear them, and they were drowning out the conversation I was trying to have with a friend. Also, the other restaurant patrons were upset as well, and when I told the two bimbos to shut up, or find another table elsewhere, some of the other patrons said that I was right on! Nobody wants to hear about purging when we're all trying to enjoy a meal. DUH!!!


Thirdly, you say thin people have no sense of humor. Fair enough the starving people living in Africa don't seem to jolly, but neither did the world's fattest man, when he wasn't able to breath due the excessive amount of weight on his lungs and the fact he was drowning in his own fecal matter.

Last, the only reason 'thin' people commit suicide more than Fat people is because:

a) They can actually climb onto a chair and get the belt round their necks to hang themselves.

b) Get to the top floor of a building without having to stop 5 times for snack breaks before giving up on the 3rd floor

c) Do it because of some severe mental anguish or some terrible event that has happened to them, etc. Not because the Limited edition 'Super-Mega-Chocolate-Lard-Dumpling-Pizza-Pie-Burger-Deluxe-With Cheese (and a diet coke) has been removed from their nearest fast food restaurant.

d) So many more reason's, but mainly because fat people are to fucking lazy to do it. But, hey your all slowly killing yourselves, so you are wrong, morbid obesity is one of the biggest killers in America today, and guess what is all your fault.

Well, even if a fat man can't step up on a footstool or get on the roof of a building, he can still use a gun, or take a handfull of sleeping pills, but again, for some reason, we fat people have much lower suicide rates than thin or average size people.

p.s. Don't you dare fucking judge me because of my; and all other Anorexics, affliction you fat shit, you have no idea what its like to weigh under 100lbs so don't start jumping to conclusions.

And the reason why I'm down on so-called "healthy" people, or muscle bound jocks is because they are responsible for the declining quality of our schools in the USA.

My mother taught me how to read and write before I even started school. When I was only in the 3rd grade, I was already reading at the adult level. At the age of 13, I scored 150 points on a standard IQ test.

But I was lousy at sports. At the age of 4, I was in a car accident when I fell out of the car and busted my left knee on the road, so as a kid, I had a cripple left leg, I walked with a limp, and I could not run.

When I was a kid, I wasn't fat yet. It was during my teen age years when I gained a lot of weight. So, all of my problems that I had in school started before I got fat.

In the PE class, I was often humiliated in front of the other students, I was once suspended from school because I failed to climb a rope in a gymnasium.

Through out my years in school, I was the typical "nerd" or "geek, and I was called a "sissy" because I didn't care for sports, and I was also beaten and bullied around by the jocks in my school, and they got away with it, but I would get into trouble for defending myself.

In high school, I had a science teacher who was also the schools football coach, and during football season, he was too damn busy coaching his team of pre-frontally lobotomized baboons to be teaching in his science class, so instead, he would set up the movie projector, and then turn off the lights, and go out the door, leaving us all sitting in the dark, watching a bunch of stupid cartoons. I wanted to study science damn it!

So, when I went to school, physical fitness and athletics was more important than academics. In many of our schools, the curriculum was "dumbed down" to make it easier for the jocks to make passing grades so that they would be allowed to be on the football team.

In a recent opinion poll, about 1 in 5, or 20% percent of American adults believe the the sun revolves around the earth.

That an embarrassingly high number of Americans believe that the sun revolves around the Earth, is only one point argued by the Washington Post’s Susan Jacoby, in her attempt to prove that Americans are in serious intellectual trouble, facing a virulent mixture of anti-intellectualism, anti-rationalism and low expectations.

What else is signaling that Americans are becoming increasingly dumbed-down as a society?

1. Reading -- of books, newspapers and magazines -- is on the decline. A 2007 study even found that 80 percent of American families did not buy or read a book in 2006.

2. Attention spans are declining; Jacoby suggests this is due to television and videos. For instance, between 1968 and 1988, the average sound bite on the news for a presidential candidate dropped from 42.3 seconds to 9.8 seconds. By 2000, according to a Harvard study, the daily candidate bite was down to just 7.8 seconds.

3. General knowledge is eroding. This is evidenced not only by the fact that one in five U.S. adults believe the sun revolves around the Earth, but also many others.

Yet, it’s not bad enough that knowledge is quickly declining in the United States. On top of that, there is an arrogance about this lack of knowledge, almost as if a good portion of the population is saying, “We know we’re ignorant, but we don’t care!”

Consider, for instance, that a 2006 survey by National Geographic-Roper found that nearly half of young Americans did not think it was necessary to know the location of other countries in which important news was being made. And another one-third felt it was “not at all important” to know a foreign language.

Why is this so concerning? Because …

Fear and Ignorance Go Hand in Hand

The more that you are kept in the dark, either due to your own lack of inquisitiveness or the workings of an unscrupulous establishment, the easier you are to manipulate.

Many young people have been manipulated by Hollywood fashions into believing that only women who look like soda straws are fashionable, and many young girls have developed eating disorders such as anorexia or bulimia to get down to a size zero.

According to the media, about 300 thousand deaths per year can be attributed to obesity, second only to smoking. But recently, the CDC, Center for Disease Control had had acknowledge that the estimate of 300 thousand deaths per year is a gross exaggeration, the it is less the 20 thousand deaths per year.

I have had fat relatives who lived into their 80s, but I have yet to see and anorexic live beyond the age of 30 years. Not unless they developed the eating disorder and a much later age, but those who are so afflicted during their teens or early 20s usually don't live beyond their 30s.

So, don't you dare fucking judge me and all other fat people you skinny shit!

[SketchArtist]

Alright, enough is enough. I came onto this forum for the sole purpose of posting my opinion in this thread. Fat Man, you have numerous misconceptions, and I will admit, society has many misconceptions as well. However, you sir seem to be taking out your anger on frustration on thin people and slapping on a stereotype. Not all of us are the dimwitted, untalented jocks and bimbos that bullied you and/or looked down upon you in your childhood. I used to be a fat, little nerd myself but I got off my ass and applied myself in my studies AND involved myself in sports. So do us all of a favor and end your frivolous, misguided rants.

And for the record, if this did turn out to be a troll, at least we received many amusements in the end.

[kelly x]

conceptlard.org

[Steph Laberis]

Here's a suggestion - do a search for "WG" on Deviantart and see what you find. Warning: it might be this -

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs17/i/2007/179/7/f/Lois_and_Meg_WG_by_skipperbird24.png

Or this:

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/348/3/5/Fat_Finatasy___Sephiroth_by_nJoo.jpg

[Fat Man]

Alright, enough is enough. I came onto this forum for the sole purpose of posting my opinion in this thread. Fat Man, you have numerous misconceptions, and I will admit, society has many misconceptions as well. However, you sir seem to be taking out your anger on frustration on thin people and slapping on a stereotype. Not all of us are the dimwitted, untalented jocks and bimbos that bullied you and/or looked down upon you in your childhood. I used to be a fat, little nerd myself but I got off my ass and applied myself in my studies AND involved myself in sports. So do us all of a favor and end your frivolous, misguided rants.

And for the record, if this did turn out to be a troll, at least we received many amusements in the end.

I also tried to apply myself in my studies, but how can one do that in a school were the teachers refuse to actually teach, like my science teacher for example: who refused to teach science because he was too busy coaching a football team.

Good for you, that you got yourself involved in sports!

I however did not have that option, due to a crippled up left leg. You can't play basketball if you can't jump. You can't play football if you can't run fast enough! So how dose one participate in sports when one walks with a limp with a constant sharp pain in the knee?

Now, if I wanted to participate in a sport, I suppose that could play golf, even if I walked with a limp. It would just take me longer to walk the field, but I could do it. Or I could go bowling, that only takes a few steps, so, yes, I could do that. But high schools did not offer bowling or golf in their sports curriculum, something that we cripples could do, yes, with some difficulty of course, but it could be done.

Anyway, once again, I didn't start the bashing. It started when someone else made a reference to productive thin people, implying that all fat people are nonproductive, and I wasn't going to take that one laying down.

So, thin people also have misconceptions of fat people and they like to slap on stereotypes as well. It goes both ways.

You can take that to the bank!

[Fat Man]

Here's a suggestion - do a search for "WG" on Deviantart and see what you find. Warning: it might be this -

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs17/i/2007/179/7/f/Lois_and_Meg_WG_by_skipperbird24.png

Or this:

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/348/3/5/Fat_Finatasy___Sephiroth_by_nJoo.jpg

Hey! Those or really cool!

I like it!

Thanks!

[Kman.]

He ignores me cuz he realizes his fantasy is sick! :rolleyes:

[SketchArtist]

You can't play basketball if you can't jump.
Wrong. Obviously you have not heard of the National Wheelchair Basketball Association. They get around their disabilities just fine, better even.

Anyway, once again, I didn't start the bashing. It started when someone else made a reference to productive thin people, implying that all fat people are nonproductive, and I wasn't going to take that one laying down.
Even if you didn't, it doesn't help to keep adding fuel to the flames.

[Fat Man]

Wrong. Obviously you have not heard of the National Wheelchair Basketball Association. They get around their disabilities just fine, better even.

Well, I did not require a wheelchair. I was still able to walk, even if I walked with a limp, but I was not crippled up enough to need a wheelchair.

Also, when I was in school back in the 1960s they didn't have wheelchair basketball yet, at least, not in our high schools, and in my high school, there were only two students who were in wheelchairs. Now, I don't know much about sports, but, am I correct in assuming that it takes more than two players to make up a basketball team?

You're welcome to correct me if I'm wrong.


Even if you didn't (start the bashing) it doesn't help to keep adding fuel to the flames.

Well, I was willing to call a truce until someone had to get in one more jab by calling me a fat shit!

[Shmaba]

red doesn't really suit you...

[Fat Man]

red doesn't really suit you...

Well, I tried Magenta a color that I like very much, but when I previewed my post, it was hard to read, so red is easier on the eyes.

Also, I like to wear light colors. But I've been told that we fat people should wear dark colors, or more conservative colors.

But I would like to get a white T shirt with blue horizontal stripes to make my body look shorter and wider, and bright red lose fitting shorts to make my hips look broader and my butt look fatter.

I'm a nonconformist who refuses to go along with all social conventions. I believe that we fat people should just go ahead and wear light cool colors or bright happy colors instead of dressing up in dark colors.

But unfortunately, in larger sizes there are fewer color options.

So, I don't care what suits me, but only what I like!

[Tri_beer_gut]

Well I'm not sure if this has been figured out already because i could not stand to read this entire thread... this is defiantly a hoax, now i think it is classic because so many people have been wandering about it, but really... what do you think is the chance, how many 56 year old people have this little wisdom to come on here and post art that will obviously be lawld at, only way to convince me would require a video of this guy drawing and then saying, "I IS THE FAT MAN ON UR FORUMS, NOW RESPECTZ!" sorry for this rant, but jeez what a weird forum.

Now I look at it, I probably had less of a point than this so called Fat 56 year old guy, or i have only repeated what you have all said 30 times, i should read the forum but I'm to damn fat...

[Grief]

I'm a nonconformist who refuses to go along with all social conventions.

truly. obesity is such a rarity in america. i'm glad you and 63% of the adult population are all nonconformists with the same objective in mind.

go draw a troll for me.

[Peter Coene]

But when someone starts bashing us fat people, I'm going to strike back in kind.
I'm fine with that. Just don't give yourself a heart attack.

[DeathAndDisinfectant]

Man, you need to stop recycling the same post over and over again, it's getting really boring hearing about your shit-hole childhood in every post.

Oh, man I'm soo sorry, I didn't realize your teenage years were soo difficult for you. I mean, you weren't even over 300lbs, how did you cope with out all that weight? Masturbation over cook books or simply going to the zoo and ogling the hippos? You poor man...

You say that fat people could survive in a post-apocalyptic world without healthy people. But then who's farm your crops, catch your fish, climb trees to pick your fruit, delver your pizza 'cus your to lazy to get off your fat ass.
Also, with all the 'thin' people dead you'll have no one to browbeat but yourself.

Yeah, by the way, my mum is 42 and she's suffered from anorexia nervosa since she was my age, and my nan's mum lived to be 92 after being subject to the illness her whole life.

Oh yeah, and I saw my penis when I went to the bathroom 5 minutes ago, how many fat people can say that?

Enjoy your slow painful death at the hands of obesity

Later

[Fat Man]

Man, you need to stop recycling the same post over and over again, it's getting really boring hearing about your shit-hole childhood in every post.

Oh, man I'm soo sorry, I didn't realize your teenage years were soo difficult for you. I mean, you weren't even over 300lbs, how did you cope with out all that weight? Masturbation over cook books or simply going to the zoo and ogling the hippos? You poor man...

Just what I would expect, coming from a little twerp afflicted with necrophilia and with an overwhelming desire to lay down with a skeleton!

You say that fat people could survive in a post-apocalyptic world without healthy people. But then who's farm your crops, catch your fish, climb trees to pick your fruit, delver your pizza 'cus your to lazy to get off your fat ass.
Also, with all the 'thin' people dead you'll have no one to browbeat but yourself.

Oh! You mean to say you have never seen fat guys driving farm tractors, or fat guys working on fishing boats? We fat people will be farming the crops or catching the fish. In Kansas, Nebraska, and Iowa, I have seen a lot of family owned farms, and a lot of farm people tend to be obese, and they are hard working people. Farmers work hard, and they love to eat, and many of them are fat. I have seen fat construction workers, a fat guy driving a bulldozer or operating a crane, or the classic image of a fat guy working a jackhammer and his big belly quivering. I have seen fat truck drivers who weighed more then 400 pounds, both men and women truck drivers who were big and fat, and can really kick ass! I had a job working in an ice factory, and guess what! I was one of there best workers, because we fat people can withstand the cold much better than thin people, so in answer to your question, we fat people will farm the crops and catch the fish. You may go climb a tree you skinny little monkey!


Yeah, by the way, my mum is 42 and she's suffered from anorexia nervosa since she was my age, and my nan's mum lived to be 92 after being subject to the illness her whole life.

Oh yeah, and I saw my penis when I went to the bathroom 5 minutes ago, how many fat people can say that?

Enjoy your slow painful death at the hands of obesity

Later

I will probably outlive my skinny younger brother and my skinny younger sister. My brother has more serious and chronic health problems than I do, and they both look much older, even though they are younger.

My grandmother was fat, and lived to be 80 years old. My mother's second cousins Ester and Grace were fat and lived into their 80s. Ester was 5 ft 2 in and about 275 pounds, and Grace was only 5 feet tall and weighed over 350 pounds, a walking blob of cellulite, and she lived to be 85 years old.

My mother was thin, and only lived to be 72.

Now, figure that one out if you can.

You know, I would like to call a truce here, but you just have to keep jabbing at me. But then, most anorexics do have OCD, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

I'd get some help with that if I were you.

[SketchArtist]

Also, when I was in school back in the 1960s they didn't have wheelchair basketball yet.

You're welcome to correct me if I'm wrong.
Gladly. While the California Chapter of Paralyzed Veterans of America has been popularly credited with the birth of wheelchair basketball, the New England Chapter of the same organization offered documentary evidence antedating the Californian claim to fame. Both will agree however, that it started sometime in 1946 in the Veterans Administation Hospitals. Thereafter, it spread across the nation to VA hospitals in Boston, Chicago, Memphis, Richmond and New York. Before long, the sport had spread across the border to Canada and across the ocean to England. http://www.nwba.org/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=13

[Duq]

Now, I don't know much about sports, but, am I correct in assuming that it takes more than two players to make up a basketball team?

Back in High School I always played basket ball with one other guy. Like one hoop, one ball, set a line that you need to cross before scoring and battle it out.

In the end, a game is just a game. You dont need to follow the "rules", you just need to have fun and stuff..

[Elwell]

Anyone engaging in serious discussion in this thread, especially since it was moved to Oohs and Aahs, should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

[Duq]

Anyone engaging in serious discussion in this thread, especially since it was moved to Oohs and Aahs, should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

*sits in a corner and thinks about his mistakes :(

[SketchArtist]

Anyone engaging in serious discussion in this thread, especially since it was moved to Oohs and Aahs, should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

You're right...
Well, nothing left to do but DANCE!
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[Renegade89]

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[DeathAndDisinfectant]

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I now see the error of my ways, fat is definitely sexy, I will now go and eat 17lbs of double-chocolate brownie ice cream.

[Fat Man]

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Hey, I love this one!

Thank you very much!

[Fat Man]

I now see the error of my ways, fat is definitely sexy, I will now go and eat 17lbs of double-chocolate brownie ice cream.

Ah! Good for you!

Now you finally get the idea!

You'll be much happier now. I guarantee it!

Welcome to the club!

[Pearscrow]

*Sigh* Look, people. Please stop, there's obviously no getting through to him. He'll reply with an insult to anything that makes sense, even if it is harsh. Just everyone take a chill pill and relax. Or go draw. Or both, whatever floats your boat.

[Fat Man]

*Sigh* Look, people. Please stop, there's obviously no getting through to him. He'll reply with an insult to anything that makes sense, even if it is harsh. Just everyone take a chill pill and relax. Or go draw. Or both, whatever floats your boat.

Hey, I wasn't trying to insult DeathAndDisinfectant just now.

I was actually thanking him for seeing the error of his ways!

OK???

[SketchArtist]

I was actually thanking him for seeing the error of his ways!

OK???

*slams head on wall repeatedly*


http://www.geocities.com/jwmetal@sbcglobal.net/arguing_over_internet.jpg

[Fat Man]

*slams head on wall repeatedly* It's called...oh nevermind.

I know that!!!

But maybe, just maybe, DeathAndDisinfectant is finally coming around!

I hope.

[Molly]

Irresponsible and down right stupid. This 'promotion' of obesity is absolutely disgusting.

I would have deleted this thread as soon as it was posted...


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[Fat Man]

Irresponsible and down right stupid. This 'promotion' of obesity is absolutely disgusting.

I would have deleted this thread as soon as it was posted...


HEY! Freedom of speech is what this is all about!

Who in the flying Hell are you, that you, or anybody can dictate what one's preference should be? Eh?

Now, I knew that when I started this forum thread that some people would be offended, but there are some here who like it.

Anyway here is my idea of the ideal woman. I think she is cute and sexy, and beautiful.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/bbwgoddess.jpg

This one was created by someone else, so I'm not taking any credit for it.

Here are some more of my favorites from my personal files that I downloaded because I happen to like them.

The next one is an example of a Renaissance painting.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/truebeautycharmandgraceoffemininefi.jpg

I love this next one, I think she's hot!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/marilynmonroebbw.jpg

The next one is of Adam and Eve. I believe that this is what they must have really looked like while still in their innocence.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/image_187691.jpg

The next one is my idea of a sexy chick on the beach. I believe that this is the slimmest a real woman should be. I don't think any woman should be thinner than this.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/BBWIOnlyWishIHadHalfOfWhatSheHas.jpg

The Barbie dolls that children play with are unrealistic. This is a doll that truly represents the average woman in the USA. The perfect doll that dipcits the real woman. This one is more realistic.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/3BwomendoNOTlooklikesupermodels.jpg

Hers is an old postcard from way back, I would guess, sometime back in the 1920s and I like this one. I find the lady in the drawing quite attractive.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/BBWBuiltforComfort.jpg

Now, I love this young lady's attitude!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/chocolateThinWomen.gif

And finally, the next one expresses my sentiments exactly. This one is RIGHT ON!!!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/veryfat-1.jpg

I happen to love women who are nice and plump! There is nothing wrong with that. It is perfectly innocent.

I started this thread as my protest against all social conventions, and against the mindless conformity being shoved down our throats by the media.

About a year ago, a talented young lady, Jordin Sparks, won a singing contest on American Idol. Here is a photo of Jordin Sparks.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/JordinSparks2.jpg

Now, dose she look fat to you? Would you say she is obese? HELL NO! I think she is just fine. I don't think she is overweight at all. And even if she is a few pounds "overweight" so what!!! I doesn't make her any less valuable as a person.

But after she won the singing contest, the self-styled Anti-obesity Crusader and Journalist MeMe Roth said that she did not deserve to win the singing contest on American Idol, because she was too fat.

Now, here is a photo of MeMe Roth.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Art/MeMeRoth.jpg

MeMe Roth, The self-appointed head of her own political action group - the National Action Against Obesity, created a firestorm of controversy on Fox Network, by declaring that the American Idol winner Jordan Sparks, “clearly has extra weight on her.” She goes on to say “when I see someone like Jordin, I see high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes and compromised health.”

Like, SAY WHAT???

Jordin Sparks won the singing contest, because of her singing talent, not based on her looks. But I still say, she is a fine looking lady. I'd go out with her. But I actually like even larger women.

So, I want someone to win a singing contest, based on how well they sing, and I could care less if a contestant weighed over 500 pounds! If she has a good voice, then she should win, regardless of her weight, fat or thin!

I don't want to listen to someone who won a singing contest just for being thin, some screaming anorexic bimbo who chirps like a canary!

If some scientist were to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for finding a cure for cancer or diabetes, then I guess, he better not be fat, because someone like MeMe Roth would probably say that he didn't deserve the award because he was too fat.

And I believe, that today's unrealistic Hollywood standards, and the unrealistic standards of the fashion industry is one of the reasons why so many young girls have eating disorders like anorexia and bulimia, because they are trying to conform to some unrealistic ideal that is being imposed on all of us.

I'm sick and tired of seeing fashion models looking like soda straws displaying themselves in their size zero outfits. And then, last year they have even come out with a size -2, yeah, negative sizes now!

The average woman wears a size 16, a far cry from a size zero or a -2, like, come on! Like, let's get real! OK???

Sorry, but I don't think collar bones and ribs are attractive. I like women with nice soft round curves. I will not have Hollywood, and the media dictate to me what my taste in women should be.

I know there are a lot of guys out there who feel the same way I do, but society makes us out to be perverts because some of us like larger women.

But now, the media dictates that women should look like soda straws and broomsticks and that all guys should be athletes that are all muscle and no brains with an IQ exceeded by their shoe size.

Those who run the media, they don't want us to get too smart, because we might start questioning them, and they don't want that.

They want to control every aspect of our lives, including the size of our bodies, and putting forth unrealistic standards to which we all must conform.

I say, FUCK THAT!!!

Now, you would like to have this forum thread censored! Eh?

Well, it's like I said, thin people don't have a sense of humor, and they embrace mindless conformity, wishing that we would all be alike, looking, acting, and thinking alike. God forbid that anyone should dare to be different.

And I thought that America was a free country.

Guess not!

OK, I don't hate thin people.

I have friends who are thin, and I consider them friends because they do accept me just as I am, so I count them as my friends, and some of my thin friends actually think that we fat people are really cool. Of course they're not anorexic, they are just naturally slender, and some of them wish that they weren't thin, and would like to gain a few pounds. Some of them actually eat more than I do, but they just can't gain any weight.

Again I say, real men like real women with some flesh on them.

Bones are for dogs!!!

[Grief]

392005
LOL YOU DUMB BIMBOS!
Dun U Kno Being Teh Fat Is Better????
CONFORMIST IGNORANTED SKINNYS

392008
this is a picture of me and my son. i am 48 years old,
LOOK HOW YOUNG I AM!
TAKE THAT SKINNY CONSPIRACY!

392009
this is my dream girl, she is so pretty looking at her almost revives sensation in my genitals.

i hate it when i can't hear people breath! how am i supposed to know when others are in the same room as me? you want me to move and look? LOL! we superior-fatties established the Loud Breathing Act which lets others know of our location. we are more kinder and better than smaller people.

392017
look at this bimbo. so emo and letting himself get killed. thats what skinny ppl get, and he's all sad. what a pussy. they'de have to use harpoons to nail me to a cross, and even then i'd snap it from my awesome girth. u so jelous.

a recent study said that 100% of overweight people are better than anyone else. it takes into account all genders and both races! if u only could read the facts like me. but they want u 2 be dumb. so what now? ur racist and uneducatored. it also says that Mountain Dew does not directly cause lung cancer, so who is unhealthy now???

i'm so glad i can hide behind my opinions as means of belittling others as a resort to comforting myself. u noobs. the art on this site is like, okay i guess, if youre into empty negative space! SO MUCH WASTED COMPOSITIONAL AREA LOL U SKINNY FAGZ! oh i is funny. i have such gooder humor than miserable skinny people.

sorry guys i g2g, my bladder is emptying itself like a football team pouring a 5 gallon Gatorade container on their coach. L8ER SKINNY BIMBOS!

[Fat Man]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Images/Famine.jpg

LOL YOU DUMB BIMBOS!
Dun U Kno Being Teh Fat Is Better????
CONFORMIST IGNORANTED SKINNYS

The world produces more than enough food to feed everybody, and you can't blame this on us fat people.

The blame rests on corrupt governments who control how the food is being distributed. We spend more money on making war.

It has become even worse in recent years under our present corrupt Bush Administration.

Hey! I have an idea. Instead of all you anorexics here in the USA puking after every meal, why not eat nothing at all, and send that food overseas.

I don't eat anymore than 2500 calories per day, which is what an average size person eats, I just have a much slower metabolism, and I have known thin people who eat a lot more than I do, for example: my skinny younger brother who can eat me under the table anytime!

Those who purge after eating are the ones wasting food that could go to feed the hungry overseas.

I'm sick and tired of spoiled brats from wealthy families who choose to go down the self-destructive path of purging and puking after their meals so that they can become fashion models displaying themselves in their size zero outfits! And yet, I also feel sorry for them because they have been brainwashed by the media.

I don't find the super thin fashion models to be attractive, and most guys don't find them to be attractive either.

I use to enjoy reading Playboy Magazine beck in the 1960s and early 1070s but then, I noticed that the women in the pho