Madonna to remake Casablanca--and set it in Iraq

[Dorkthrone]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=549629&in_page_id=1773

I sincerely hope this is some kind of cruel pre-April Fools joke.

[tomwaits4noman]

vanity project remakes I laughed when I read this in the papers, what next Demi Moore in Sunset Boulevard with Aston Kutcher

"I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small. "


cant wait let the raping of the classics begin.

[Elwell]

From the article:"Madonna and her people are testing the waters to see if this is the right vehicle for her and if a major studio will get behind the project."
Not gonna' happen.

[Molly]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.