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ninjacat11
February 18th, 2008, 11:34 AM
I'm being completely serious. They are actually coming out with a manga version of the Bible.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article3386643.ece
Lulz.

Farsh
February 18th, 2008, 11:59 AM
Yeah saw this on imagineFX. Now we need one for the holy canons of the church of the flying spaghetti monster, which I am sure is on the way.

Duq
February 18th, 2008, 12:02 PM
Its really not that weird. There are so many stories written that are exactly the same as the bible. Only names and settings are changed really.

CatConvention
February 18th, 2008, 12:10 PM
Its really not that weird. There are so many stories written that are exactly the same as the bible. Only names and settings are changed really.

like dragon ball z, Goku(jesus) dies. he comes back to life.
:anime:

well maybe...

ninjacat11
February 18th, 2008, 12:14 PM
Just imagine the Super Saiyan Jesus fan fiction possiblities...

N D Hill
February 18th, 2008, 12:28 PM
What the fuck?! They stole my idea!

http://www.blackwash-studio.com/img/mangabible.jpg

Renegade89
February 18th, 2008, 12:47 PM
Oh,i guess we can expect a chibi version of the crucifixion.

Maybe we will begin to see plushies crying blood.

ninjacat11
February 18th, 2008, 01:18 PM
What the fuck?! They stole my idea!

http://www.blackwash-studio.com/img/mangabible.jpg

I lol'ed.

Rist
February 18th, 2008, 03:14 PM
I love reading some of the comments a lot of the fanatics seem to post.

Jason Rainville
February 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM
Should have got alex ross to do it. Him or fabry, Kev, Chan, or any number of other artists who would have actually made the story a blast to read.

enrigo
February 18th, 2008, 03:34 PM
Da txt msg Bible “In da bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth.” Thus begins a version of the Bible published by the Bible Society in Australia in 2005. All 31,173 verses of the Bible were translated into text messages


It's actually a conspiracy meant to used up all the jokes aimed at Christianity, so that future generation comedians can't make fun of the bible anymore !!!111

Renegade89
February 18th, 2008, 03:42 PM
Is there any other character ever to have as many versions and being mocked so many times even for his supporters than Jesus? They kinda bring all that foolishness on themselves trying to be hip, i dont know how they dont realize that this stuff only makes people take them less serious.

onLbeuEqNIE

o.o Holy super saiyan lord! (kinda unrelated ...but funny as hell)

Elwell
February 18th, 2008, 06:19 PM
I prefer The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com/).
I also really liked Chester Brown's adaptation of Mark and Luke, and hope he finishes them someday.

Penumbra
February 18th, 2008, 06:23 PM
Simon Bisley released an illustrated "Bible".

http://www.metaltv.com/page.cfm?id=696

enrigo
February 18th, 2008, 06:37 PM
I prefer The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com/).
I also really liked Chester Brown's adaptation of Mark and Luke, and hope he finishes them someday.

That's so cool, the next time I play Lego I'll pretend I am God.

"and God created the first man from a $49.99 brick set !"

ceberae
February 18th, 2008, 06:51 PM
Lolcat Bible (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page): for those of you who thought this meme cannot be taken any further.

ninjacat11
February 18th, 2008, 06:55 PM
I prefer The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com/).
I also really liked Chester Brown's adaptation of Mark and Luke, and hope he finishes them someday.
I love the Brick Testament.

Duq
February 18th, 2008, 07:01 PM
btw
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/7195/loadedbible1ig.jpg

DigitallyDumbfounded
February 18th, 2008, 07:22 PM
Ok, I restrained myself earlier, but I'll add one to the pile.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

"No wai!" sed Saitin.10 "U just plyin favrits.11 If u take his cheezburgers, he no laiks u no moar."
Then teh Ceiling Cat sed "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no hurtzing Job hissef." And then Saitin went awai.

... also, they still needs halp.


Ah, maan. Somebody was quicker. :(

Renegade89
February 18th, 2008, 07:38 PM
omg Lolcat bible?!
306281

Elwell
February 18th, 2008, 08:12 PM
Lolcat Bible (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page): for those of you who thought this meme cannot be taken any further.
ZOMG is gratest thing EVAR!!!!!1111

Ilaekae
February 18th, 2008, 10:52 PM
Shit! You don't know how impatiently I'm waiting for the hentai doujins to come out...









:P

Blue
February 18th, 2008, 10:59 PM
Maybe we will begin to see plushies crying blood.Only Plushy I would ever buy. :)

kingshaj
February 19th, 2008, 12:50 AM
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they pushed him to far ...pushed him past the point of no return, and now he' s fighting back


he's BACK...and THIS time its PERSONAL!

DigitallyDumbfounded
February 19th, 2008, 02:55 AM
Jesus, god of war...

iolarnula
February 19th, 2008, 04:10 AM
lol Kingshaj. Son-O-God..."Special Guest Villainess: The Scarlet Woman of Babylon"?

kingshaj
February 19th, 2008, 05:29 PM
iolarnula:

lol... the Son-O-God one is a National Lampoon parody...
but it is actually Neal Adams....anyway i thought it was relevant ...lol

Mr. Visions
February 19th, 2008, 11:04 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/doverpublications_1987_892290317

I know that this thread has mostly turned into a mock-fest, but on a more appreciative note, the "The Dore Bible Illustrations" By Gustave Dore is amazing. 241 engravings depicting the stories of the Bible, old and new testament. Some of them are simply stunning: these are just some I found googling the book -

Lots of people say that they can't completely relate to the Bible, so things like this I feel are good so people can read it in a away that is appealing to them. I don't think it takes away from it's seriousness, I feel it's just like speaking in someone's language.

- Visions

kingshaj
February 20th, 2008, 05:14 AM
:sungod: ---------------------------------------------

Queen Nehalania
February 20th, 2008, 10:33 AM
like dragon ball z, Goku(jesus) dies. he comes back to life.
:anime:

well maybe...

LOL! I know right. xD

Mrianna
February 20th, 2008, 01:27 PM
The only thing this thread makes me think of is a movie I've watched (and rather liked) called "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" It is seriously bizarre and includes lesbians!