Worst Movies...EVER

[bRyaN]

Guys...I have to know if there is anyone who have seen worst movies then I have..And I'm talkin movies that were meant to be serious...

I mean these movies are soo terrible that they are tolerable to watch only amongst your friends to crack jokes...for if you saw it by yourself your prolly would chuck the piece of shit movie out the window, after the first 15 min...

There are 2 movies that are soo bad they are funny...The worst of them all...STREET ZOMBIES....
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000087HCI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg..wow, rent it, no words can describe it!!!(please read some of the Amazon reviews, hilarious)

This has the coolest cover..and made me buy it(i actually bught it today, but am selling to my friend who happens to own Street Zombies)and expected a kick ass Japanese Good vs Evil flick with cool fight scenes... but little did i know...i was in for MORE ZOMBIES....
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000095J2Z.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg..never judge a book by it's cover....

I've seen other bad movies, that would make your nose hairs curl, but rent these...if you would like i would tell you other terrible movies..

And list your bad movies if you are not to embarrased to share..with ocvers if possible

[Alex Gering]

Equilibrium

[ceenda]

Space Jam

[davi]

what's wrong with space jam

[Jason Manley]

lol...i didnt mind equilibrium...it was more interesting than reloaded....


j

[Wetterschneider]

Hm, I liked Equilibrium and recommend it, not strongly, though. But I enjoyed it for what it was and had no complaints when the flick was over (I'm looking at you, Reloaded) Whether this is a result of low expectations going in, I don't know.

[Fipse]

"Rollerblades" ... a movie from the end of the 70´s/ beginning of the 80´s. Dunno if this is the english title, too. Strange postapocalyptic stuff with girls with knifes on Rollerskates (the old ones) and not a trace of actors ... the monster looked cheaper than anyone can imagine. A movie that would have made Ed Wood cry.

We had it for a good laugh nut I´ve never seen it again. I even didn´t find anything about it on the web.

Fipse

[bRyaN]

Originally posted by Alex Gering
Equilibrium

Dude i said bad movies, not super fuckin awesome movies...

In all seriousness, what do youthink sucked about it...it had a relatively small budget, and did a killer job....

And to say that movie sucked, you have yet to watch Street ZOmbies..*shudder*

Originally posted by ceenda Space Jam
Space Jam, although it blended Animation and the"Real World" nicely..the movie was kinda boring..

[jwo]

last bowl of crap i watched was Ghost Ship.

[JoshuaTheJames]

http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/images/muze/dvd/sm/06/151306.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800406458&cf=info&intl=us

Worst Movie Ever!

-Joshua

[bRyaN]

Originally posted by JOSHUATHEJAMES
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/images/muze/dvd/sm/06/151306.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800406458&cf=info&intl=us

Worst Movie Ever!

-Joshua

I'll have to watch it to judge...it has to be worst then Street Zombies, to be Worst movie ever..

[Muttonhead]

Dungeons and Dragons had to be perhaps THE worst movie I have ever laid eyes.

-Muttonhead

[egerie]

Code Red (2001). Predator and Independence Day in a blender with a lot of "funky" acting and an alien that looks like Enemy Mine. OH ! And bandages ON TOP of camouflage suits. :rolleyes:

[Kortez]

I'm gonna go with "Leslie Nielsen's Stupid Little Golf Video" it's not like a "bad" movie you can make good by just trying to forget the stupid plot like the really weird "Men at work" or you can have fun by laughing at how stupid it is like "Under Siege 2" or "The Postman"... it's nothing like that. It's ghastly!


If I had to describe the experience... Well, It's like watching a wounded animal slowly and painfully die. It's anything but an enjoyable experience. I felt really bad after I watched it. I actually heard from my cousin that it was the worst movie he had ever seen.. but I was like "Hey guys, there's this dumb movie we should pick up and have a good laugh"... And that was the last thing I remember before it happened.

You can watch it ... but I'm warning you, you'll never be the same. :nopity:

[Sammy]

Ever seen "Night of the Terror of the Attack of the Dawn of the Revenge of the Evil Mutant Subhumanoid Zombies. Part 2"? ... I think I got the title right...
anyways it was made in the early 80's when the copyrights ran out on Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" ... they just took the whole movie and striped it of a soundrack and added their own stuff.. and clips of the filmakers eating donuts... (some would hate it.. I love it)

"Son of Blob" is bad
"Attack of the killer Shews" (dogs with shew costumes on)
"Robot Jox" very racist movie (funny as hell.. and good stop motion)
"Laserblast"
... I'll have to look thru my collection more...

but I like bad movies so I gotta see all the ones people are mentioning in this thread..

[Wetterschneider]

True - Ghost Ship was truly awful, but The Tuxedo was flat out the worst in recent memory - I would have walked out, but I was at home.

[ChadTHX1138]

BATTLEFIELD EARTH

[stalecracker]

Well, it wasn't the worst movie I ever saw BUT...


I really, immensely disliked "the Usual Suspects"

Why... I thought it was amazingly predictable. I turned to my buddy and said... "Spacey is Soze'" he laughed... then later he said "When did you see it?" I said I didn't it was readily obvious he was..


BUT the WORST movie EVER was...

"Bolero" with Bo Derek.

Fell asleep twice. BUT I did get to see Olivia D'Abo naked. That was nice...

[PeggyChung]

ack, i have to agree with the dungeons and dragons. i think i watched 10 mins of it then changed channels. i was flipping ahead to see what was on and im like cool D and D since i like more medievil sort of movies. it ended up being totally off and crap.

[jwo]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068QPU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[morbidhumor]

The funniest horrible movie in recent memory has got to be XXX with Vin Diesel.
I saw it at home with friends and gotta say the mocking potential on this movie is impressive;

-Vin emoting horror and disgust while staring at a brick wall.

-Vin lusting after the only unattractive woman in the room. I was convinced she was the director's (or producer's) girlfriend.

-"I have some thing to tell you , I'm a spy." 'I have something to tell you too, I'm a double secret mega spy.'

-The quick cuts to cute children and happy couples during the final, climactic scene. Priceless.
Recommended with parties and alcohol.

[Kortez]

holy crap.. jwo wins!!



btw. on the subject of XXX, did anybody see the shot outside the restaurant where the camera looks in through the glass window! YOU CAN SEE THE REFLECTION OF THE DIRECTOR AND THE CAMERAMAN!! I didn't even see the window at first, just this fat guy in a red jacket with headphones and a huge camera by his side. And then I see that there's a gothic window oround them. It pissed the fuck outta me! Spent about 15 minutes just wondering how the hell anybody (especially when you're making the film) could miss it!

oh well

[PencilPunx]

Any movie with Dolph Lundgren is a pretty safe bet for shittiness, but "Bridge of Dragons" is by far one of his worst. I saw it on late night cable and then bought it for $1.99 from Walmart because I had to own proof such a terrible movie existed. There is a scene where he's shooting a machine gun at a bunch of commandos, it cuts to a shot of the commandos being blown to hell when a gas can is struck by his gunfire, then he turns to the side and starts firing at more bad guys, where it replays THE EXACT SAME EXPOLSION FOOTAGE with the same actors and all.

Another runner up, The Garbage Pail Kids movie. I played this for some friends thinking they would find it GOOD bad, as I did, but instead they banned me from ever picking our movies out for life.

Oh, and I agree with XXX being pretty fucking bad, though the line "Bitches, leave!" had me cracking up for about 20 minutes so at least it's got that in it's favor.

PS-Last one: Street Fighter

[Szyslack]

that is HIGHlarious kortez!!!

now i'll have to go rent the move just to see that part.
hahahahahahahaha

the only bad movie i can think of is a movie i saw in the 80's called "Flesh Eating Mothers".

truely a must see

[davi]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH SPACE JAM?!

[jrr]

street fighter. the movie. i win.

[jwo]

aint nothing wrong with space jam.

but i am wary of this http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/looneytunesbackinaction/

cuz i hate Jenna Elfman with alot of my fibers of being.

but yo

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300185788.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302261589.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg Drop that zero and get with the hero!

[Sammy]

hehe.. I was about to say Howard the Duck.. but it was great in that bad kinda way..
and you can't beat that awesome stopmotion monster at the end.. that thing was done excelently

[PencilPunx]

Oh Jesus, thanks for reminding me about Cool As Ice. "Ditch the zero and get with the hero." Yeah, I saw that shit.

[amphex]

I absolutely HATED The Hulk.
I felt sick in my seat watching it.
Alot of others liked it, but I was bored out of my mind.

Keep in mind that I havent been watching movies for long, so I missed out on most of the horribly bad ones from the early 90s =P


BTW, Equilibrium kicked fucking ass.
I hope you were just saying that to stir up controversy.

[Porkasaurus]

Since the box compares Equilibrium to the Matrix I'm throwing in my 2 cents for it. Definately a better rental than seeing Reloaded in the theatre.

[ClocktowerArtworks]

The Killer Shrews is one of my favorite horror/monster movies ever!!! I highly recommend it to anyone who likes old monster movies. My personal worst movies are, Mission Impossible 2 and Hulk. Well, maybe Hulk would be more in the biggest disappointments of all time category. I'll think of more later.

[JoshuaTheJames]

Originally posted by jrr
street fighter. the movie. i win.

lol almost almost.... now that I think about it I'm not sure what worse "Street fighter the movie" or "the Ultimate Fight"!!!

jrr check out "the Ultimate Fight" and tell me what you think!

-Joshua

[ClocktowerArtworks]

oh, obvious includes are Glitter and The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Other movies to avoid, Eye See You (The title is all you need to hate it), Unfaithful, Harvard Man, Captain America, Jason X (bad but great), A Guy Thing, The Punisher, Cutting Class (Brad Pitt's first movie...early 80's i think...horror/slasher flick), Exit to Eden, Spice World (though my girlfriend disagrees), Psycho (98' re-make), Something About Mary. that's all.

[JoshuaTheJames]

Something ABOUT MARY??????

BOY! you went done PLUMB LOCO!!!

:bash:

[bRyaN]

WOW...we have a few good ones here...

unbelievable...has anyone seen the Inhumanoid starring ....or you ready for it.......Ricahrd Grieco.....absolutely terrible...

[Bloodstone]

"This Darkness" beats Street Zombies by far. It has underwater vampires, scientists on motorcycles, massive plot holes, and home video quality. Another bad one is "El Chupacabras"
Oh, and BATTLEFIELD EARTH

[Sammy]

Has anyone ever seen "Devil Doll From Hell"??? There's only two existing copies in the USA...
It's reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaly bad... man it's bad... but soooo funny..

[ClocktowerArtworks]

POOTIE TANG!!!! :machinegu :afro2:

[tharmine]

For me it is SUPERNOVA ! The story is stupid, the robot is so ridiculous ! and the spaceships are milkbottles mixed together!:cry:

[3bleadpencil]

the only thing that pops into my head is Electric Dreams....it was a GOOD bad Movie......
3B

[cucaracha]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000664HN.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Realism? No, thanks. Acting skills? Neither.
Flattest movie ever. And I heard that Stallone needed five years for the film script.

http://www.firelightshocks.com/images/zombi3.jpg

I saw this movie with two other friends at late night. We all fell asleep (no joking) after 30 mins of watching.

http://www2.mediacorpsingapore.com/imagegallery/store/phpYZNRA8.jpg

I saw this one in the "Sneak Preview", so I didn't know it would be showed - I left the cinema five minutes after this movie started, it was so terrible....

cu

[3bleadpencil]

cucaracha :...legally blonde.......and you wonder how people get famous and rich off bad movies?...the hell!!!!

3B

[ceenda]

Woah... I go away for a day in this thread is 3 pages long. :eek:

SPACE JAM... okay.

Basically, I resented having to watch the film which summed up, for me, the start of commercialism going crazy. Who care's if Michael Jordon can act as long as it has Nike, Reebok, NBA etc to make a mint out of it. Bill Murray trying to be funny and failing (probably desperate for cash since Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day). It was also boring, very tedious, lacking everything that had made it's predecessors "e.g., Who Framed Roger Rabbit" so appealing.

I also disliked Amelie, but I don't want to start a war.

[Kortez]

If anybody here has got a problem with Howard the Duck... I have a serious bone to pick with you! I LOVED it when I was younger. Now it's probably the best bad movie along with "Childsplay 4: Bride of Chucky"

And about "Driven"... seriously people, anything with Gina Gershon is worth watching... over and over and over.....


btw.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303675220.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[tarwater]

Daredevil, Queen of the Damned, Darkness Falls, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, From Dusk Til Dawn 2, The Leprechaun Sequels, hmmmm, that is all for now...

[daniela]

Anyone mention Cool World yet? Some of the animation wasn't too bad, but the plot was horrible and the ending was pathetic. I only watch it if everyother channel is showing sports. I'll think of some more later. I don't have cable, so I get exposed to a lot of bad movies on the weekend.


Edit: I just thought of another one. The Fisher King with Robin Willams and Liam Neeson. It's the one where Liam Neeson is a shock jock who ruins a lot of people's lives, and tries to make up for it later on by helping out a man (Robin Willams) who went crazy because of what he put into motion (a guy shot up a bar and killed his wife after hearing Neeson on the radio). The movie is way too long, and at the end, Robin Willams and Liam Neeson are laying naked on the grass in Central Park looking at the moon. Is that gross or what? I thought I was going to puke after seeing Willams' hairy body!

[bRyaN]

Originally posted by Bloodstone
"This Darkness" beats Street Zombies by far. It has underwater vampires, scientists on motorcycles, massive plot holes, and home video quality. Another bad one is "El Chupacabras"
Oh, and BATTLEFIELD EARTH

Very bold comment, but i will watch it...it sounds hilarious!!

We got some reall good ones...Power Rangers..wow...very horrible...

Another terrible movie...to watch if you wanted to commit homicide is Kickboxing Academy!!!!! WOOOOOW..read the Amazon.com reviews on the movie..it has one of the funniest comments i have ever heard in my life...

[underdevelopedbrain]

i cant believe no one has mentioned the two worst movies ive ever seen. these actually made me physically ill. the first i believe is the second film of the director for kids called "gummo" (shudder). Although the drunk redneck wrestling a folding chair was pretty funny the rest just made me nauseous. The next my brother just informed me was directed by peter jackson and is beloved by many. "Meet the dwebles" im all for the sick and perverse, in fact, i live for it but this was just immensely disturbing. oh and man i thought men at work was a true classic and lets not forget about another great cb4.
my 2
Josh

[stalecracker]

Was Gummo the one with the kid with GIGANTIC ears eating a candybar or something while taking a bath? If so... that totally grossed me out as well... and I don't gross out easily. It was so... NASTY.... *BLECH*

[underdevelopedbrain]

i believe you are correct sir.
Josh

[negativespace]

Weekend at Bernies 2

Last Resort, with Cory Feldman and Cory Haim.

Dungeons and Dragons also.

[Elwell]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Batman and Robin.

And it was Jeff Bridges in the Fisher King, not Liam Neeson. (Probably would have been a better movie if it was, though.)

[daniela]

Thanks for clearing that up, Elwell. Fortunately I haven't watched that movie for a long time, and the name that popped into my head was Liam Neeson instead of Jeff Bridges. I have thought of a really, really bad movie that I am positive Liam Neeson was in. It was called Ethan Frome and he starred in it with one of the Arquettes. The book wasn't that bad, but my AP English teacher thought we would get a better understanding of it if we watched the movie. Boy, was she wrong. I could barely stay awake, but I had to because she was making us write an essay comparing the book to the movie. Fortunately I saw enough so I could write a very scathing review and I got top marks on it. Students should definately be the ones picking the movies in High School english classes.

[jwo]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKJG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[morbidhumor]

I blocked all non-Burton Batman movies from my conciousness completly. Just awful.

As my name might imply, I loved "Weekend at Bernies 2" for it's premise if nothing else. Two guys dragging around an animated, stinking corpse (already dead through an entire first movie) and playing it for laughs. The brilliant minds of movie executives at work.

I agree, "Cool World" did suck ass. I heard that Kim Bassinger wouldn't allow the animaters to base her animated counterpart on her body and features. Huh? Possibly she just knew how much it was going to suck and wanted as little involvment as possible.

I love awful/funny movies but have been slacking in recent years. I'm gonna have to go on a renting spree and catch up.

Making a list now.

[jrr]

cut the jibba jabba fool, pootie tang ruled. shibbi shay.

[jwo]

i didnt care much for Way of the gun neither, Ryan Phillippe is such a panty waist.

[Pencil Soldier]

BTW, Equilibrium kicked fucking ass.

Please. Equilibrium was a Fahrenheit 451 rip-off.

On a related note, the Fahrenheit 451 movie was pretty bad.

[jwo]

i want to quit... but i cant. all this money could have fed, clothed, and housed the world or just made some more good movies.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783235380.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767836324.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783237413.01._PE30_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NKT5.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767821513.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg bad in a good way some would say.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000696HW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg im still cant figure out how they fuct up a movie about surfing ninjas.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005S8KO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg i love the look on his face, like "dear god someone just shoot me please".

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790738511.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005O5CV.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg oooh so they were aliens...riiiight.

[Duchess]

Gods And Generals Sucked ACe Ventura 2 Serving Sara - Terrible Movie

[creatix]

Battlefield Earth - Defies the logic that it is physically impossible to "suck" and "blow" at the same time.

Freddy got Fingered - umm...

Dungeons and Dragons - The bad ass level 20 warrior (damadar i think) wearing the lipstick. I think this movie created a new crayola color - "Fag Blue"

Matrix Reloaded was horrible. Trinity in black shiny leather stuff is near the price of admission, otherwise, NO THANKS!

[PencilPunx]

underdevelopedbrain-
Meet The Feebles is a classic! For anyone who's never heard of it (probably most people) it's a spoof of the Muppet Show but where the puppets shoot heroin, prostitute themselves, and rape and murder each other. Seriously, for anyone who enjoys fucked up movies it's a must see.

[negativespace]

Some more stinkers I forgot about:

http://www.dvddrive-in.com/images/n-s/santaclausconquers.jpg
Gotta see it to beleive it. Although some might say bad in a good way.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305475695.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302874874.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[bRyaN]

Originally posted by negativespace
Some more stinkers I forgot about:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302874874.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Wow...PART 6.....just wow..

[Erik]

Frequency

Escape from the Island Absolom

Crying Freeman

[Erik]

Mickey Blue Eyes. My GF made me watch that. :-/

The Beethoven series. (With the dog)
The Dr. Doolittle series.

All Steven Segall movies. Can that guy ever loosen up?

...

[Skank]

you guys should check out "Frankenhooker"..prolly one of THE worst movies ive ever seen...

and about "Meet the Feebles"..ya, that movie is disturbing, but fits in with peter jacksons earlier movies...all of them terrible B horror flicks.

THE worst movie ive seen in the theater so far this year? The Medallion...i LIKE jackie chan...it COULD have been cool..but sadly..no...it makes the tuxedo look like his best movie ever..and THAT my friends...is a sad thing.

[zeroe]

the hulk
triple X
Battlefield earth
TEENAGE CAVEMAN !! HAHAHAHA
oh yeah and FINAL DESTINATION
when i saw that i was actually dying of laughter, especially the shower strangling scene is memorable

vin diesel amazes me by being the first person ever to grind down a 20 stair set with a serving tray, and the first person that ,manages to jump 5 meters high with his bike, without a ramp that is. "1st - I dont take orders from Nobody, 2nd - Go shoot the monkey that sold you that suit" HAHAHAHAHA

btw, did anyone ever notice that samuel l jackson seems to be in every movie?

[jwo]

ahh alas diesel, Iron Giant was your masterpiece.

[pazshadow]

hmm worst movies...
-all those "HELLRAISER" movies, gawd, sucked
-REVENGE OF THE NINJA:why the hell evill ninja's would wear pink i dont know
-BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF: it was french, it looked good, it sucked
-all van damme movies
-LEAGUE OF EX(crappy)TRORDINARY GENTLEMEN: good art design i guess but horrible

and the worst movie of all time bar all would be...

CHICAGO!! ......god, 2 hours of life sapping crap......
thats my 2 cents:rock:

[ericpollen]

Originally posted by pazshadow
-BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF: it was french, it looked good, it sucked
-

it was a bit long but i loved that movie... very far from the worst movie ever(imo)

[bRyaN]

Originally posted by zeroe
the hulk
triple X
Battlefield earth
TEENAGE CAVEMAN !! HAHAHAHA
oh yeah and FINAL DESTINATION
when i saw that i was actually dying of laughter, especially the shower strangling scene is memorable

vin diesel amazes me by being the first person ever to grind down a 20 stair set with a serving tray, and the first person that ,manages to jump 5 meters high with his bike, without a ramp that is. "1st - I dont take orders from Nobody, 2nd - Go shoot the monkey that sold you that suit" HAHAHAHAHA

btw, did anyone ever notice that samuel l jackson seems to be in every movie?

I thought i was the only person who saw Teenage Caveman on Showtime Beyond...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....that movie is terrible...

Some people are naming movies that in no way belong on this list.....for instance Battlefield earth, not the best movie...but no where near the horrendous Street Zombies..theyhave it at Blockbuster...rent it and then compare movies from there...

cause the Hulk was good all the way up until the end when his pops turned into Absorbing man for no reason...

[OLSEN]

The worst 100 movies ever, acording to IMDB. Browse through the list and im sure you will agree with atleast some of them.

http://www.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

Dungeons&Dragons isnt on the list though.

[Skank]

Originally posted by pazshadow
hmm worst movies...
-all those "HELLRAISER" movies, gawd, sucked
-REVENGE OF THE NINJA:why the hell evill ninja's would wear pink i dont know
-BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF: it was french, it looked good, it sucked
-all van damme movies
-LEAGUE OF EX(crappy)TRORDINARY GENTLEMEN: good art design i guess but horrible

and the worst movie of all time bar all would be...

CHICAGO!! ......god, 2 hours of life sapping crap......
thats my 2 cents:rock:

!!!
im gonna hafta dissagree with you on brotherhood of the wolf, that movie is great!

the others....i happily agree with you on =)

[nil]

i have to say my number one, most awful movie i have ever watched has to be Raiders of the Living Dead. It starts off with about 10 minutes of (really slow) car chase, after which some crap "SWAT" team goes into a "nuclear plant" and battles it out with terrorists. This whole thing has NOTHING to do with the rest of the movie, which is about some kid that makes a LASER GUN from a CD PLAYER and uses it to kill zombies that some evil doctor reanimated in and old Penetentiary from the bodies of dead convicts. the movie was about three hours long and nowhere on the box can i find the directors name.

...three hours i can never get back...

oh yeah, and imo Brotherhood of the Wolf kicked ass :)

[Kortez]

Originally posted by jwo
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783235380.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg


ahhh forces of nature, I actually cried during that movie... I paid $7,50 to rent it. J/K :D I would never rent a Sandra Bullock movie, plus I'm not a little girly boy ;)

:chug:

[Elwell]

I was just checking out trailers at the Quicktime site and came across this (http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/marci_x/) .

Just thought I'd share the pain :bash: .

[pazshadow]

ok ok brotherhood of the wolf wasnt horrible, but kmon, the plot wasnt amazing, cool graphics though, and that chick from reloaded was in it, persephone, mmmm

[toilekrap]

spy kids 3-d

sucks even as a children's film. i had to see it when i was helping a daycamp

even the kids knew that it sucked.

i was almost cracking up the whole time because of its suckiness. hmmm selma hyak was in it though:D

[Nadim]

http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/king/949298275.jpg

[NoUseFrAName]

Glitter(already mentioned)
the 90s remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The English Patient
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

-Rob

[Jens]

This is the best worst movie ever!


http://home.no.net/aiwes/HistorySW/fg_MoviePoster.jpg

[tyboogie]

hahaha leonard pt 6!! he rides a friggin ostrich away at the end. hahahaha...

just for the record that was the only "leonard" movie...i guess they called it pt6 as a joke


Mortakl kombat 2 was sad....MI2.....can i submit JUST teh ending of revolutions?

tyler

[Renzsu]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000B1OEP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Sorry, not my cup of tea.. I like ketchup, but that's about it..

[AnarchyAo2]

http://www.euronet.nl/users/mcbeijer/dan/burton/pix/frankenw1.gif

lol, i used to love it when I was little. But it was just stupid and it was 30 mins long. I think it was made by the same guy who made Big Fish. I'm not really sure.

[artistanbul]

Oh you are so WRONG! but thats ok. since you cant get your hands on the dark side of the turkish movies that easily.

Here you go:
http://www.cetininanc.com/images/dunyayi_kurtaran_adam.jpg

lets see...
plush wearing monsters, fast forward scenes, special effects scratched on the 35mm film LOL, stolen star wars footages, stupidest philosophical quotes EVERYTHING that makes a movie bad is there. Its the worst no question. check it out on the internet. try to find it. And if you watch it I guarantee youll have a great time even without understanding the hilariousness of the scenario.

[Hanuka]

Batman and freakin Robin!

no doubt!

[FunkYeti]

What about movies that should have been good but ended up sucking so bad it makes you want to die. I'll start
MATRIX RELOADED AND REVOLUTIONS
good lord!!!!

[Schlo-mo]

Equilibrium is Huxley's Brave New World, after being cheapend and then the addition of annoying guns.

[lawlessbe]

The book, as is always the case was so good. The movie was awful. Horrible military tactics, "Run forward and shoot! Run away!" Hahaha. If the Infantry of the future fights like that, then the Earth deserves to be conquered. The starship pilots were not much better. Lets get all of our ships "butt's to nuts" so if one ship is hit, it will crash into several others and our whole fleet will be destroyed. Also, Why not just blow up that whole planet instead of sending troops in? Oh well, I guess my logic is in the way of enjoying a crappy move. Cool bugs, bad humans, both in front of and behind the camera.

[DanSTC]

In the case of Mars Attacks, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Leonard Part 6, I've noticed a disturbing pattern of spoof-themed movies that are deliberately supposed to be parodying bad movies, but that also *gosh* wind up being bad, and in many cases, worse than that which they parody. This is possibly because they're not able to tap into the zenlike "good-badness" of really good badfilm and wind up not good enough to be bad, and not bad enough to be good, floundering in halfassed mediocrity.

Fortunately, there are a few films that try to tap into the badfilm energy with a healthy dose of tongue-in-cheek and do so suceessfully. Flash Gordon is one such movie, just to name a small example.

[requiem]

FEAR.COM!!!
for some reason i had high hopes of that movie being good. what was wrong with me. Made me sick to my stomach. a woman being tortured through the whole movie. The concept that people die by what they fear most is disgarded halfway throught the movie when people just start dying for random reasons. Also, possibly the worst ending ever. What a load of crap!!!
I also walked out of the theater while watching both DUDLY DO RIGHT and RESIDENT EVIL (yeah, wassername is hot but it still sucked)

...and somebody mentioned AMELIE? that was one of the greatest films of all time. probably #3 on my top ten but hey... I'm not starting anything.

[metaphysiks]

hmm, there have been a lot of bad movies. number one on my list...
TITANIC. i mean wtf.
beautician and the beast
anaconda
punisher
matrix reloaded and revolutions
anything with JLo, i didnt see GIgli but it HAS to be as bad as everyone says
meta
p.s. Oh and by the way, Brotherhood of the Wolf kicks ass

[Red_Rook]

the THREE BIGGEST PIECES OF SHIT EVER COMMITED TO CELLULOID:

http://www.alpha-musicshop.de/midi/287/5590287.jpg

http://www.coverportal.de/cover/video/h/highlander_2.jpg Aliens WTF

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/b/beb-blk/big_trouble_in_little_china.jpg

[TheBlasianOne]

I saw this in a Blockbuster once, but didn't want to laugh badly enough to drop the money to rent it. So I've never actually seen it, but I think the cover says enough...



http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/theblasianone/theblackninja.jpg

[lawlessbe]

Red_Rook, you are so Wrong about Big Trouble in Little China. That movie was bad ass. End of story. I don't care to hear any rebuttles on this matter either.

[Spacey]

Originally posted by pazshadow
and the worst movie of all time bar all would be...
CHICAGO!! ......god, 2 hours of life sapping crap......


You, sir, need to be shot in the face...

I think some people are getting confused with Worst Movies Ever and Movies You Don't Like. Titanic, for instance, may not be your cup of tea, but it still owned the Oscars if I do recall. The Hulk and Matrix are great movies (in my eyes) because they are deep (the Matrix maybe alittle too deep). Sorry, didn't mean to start anything, just think some people should think twice about what that really really horrible movie is.

With that I will have to say Darkman was the worst movie I have seen. I think it was made by the same guy who did Army of Darkness. I'm sure the cult classic people who love that Grade D movie garbage will like this, but the plot was *bleh*, the character *bleh*, and I sat through it all...woe is me...

[jetpack42]

Originally posted by Alex Gering
Equilibrium


I totally agree..

That movie should have been scrapped at the script stage, it just sucked...

I love the advertising on the DVD case..."forget the matrix!"

[jetpack42]

Wait, I forgot, the actual WORST MOVIE EVER is Mulholland Drive (directed by David Lynch).

I want the 2 hours of my life back!

[Mezz DeJé]

http://pixelerate.org/images/movie2.jpg
The New Guy: A politically correct social model of a kid who tries to move on after being teased at school. The jokes repeat themselves and the plot of the movie is very weak; you should not forget your roots in life, actually you should try to avoid moving on to much. Well at least this movie had some attractive girls staring.

http://pixelerate.org/images/movie1.jpg
Carrie: I am glad I was drinking with a few of my friends when we saw this. Insympathic and ignorant girl develop powers that she chooses to use for evil. And we are supposed to feel sorry for her?

Stjerner uden hjerner: A spoof on the world of pop stars. Worst movie ever. This movie is without plot, sensible acting or anything.

Movies that were mentioned that I actually liked: Mulholland Drive, Space Jam (I was a kid when i saw this, my taste has changed so i don't know if i like it now) and There is Something About Mary.

[wilsocn]

1978 star wars christmas special. It was a made for tv movie that was so bad that Lucas tried to erase it from existance. He did a pretty good job because most people havent seen it or heard about it. It had all the original actors except the guy who played obi wan.

The plot of the movie was getting chewie home for "life day" (christmas to me and you). The first 10 minutes of the movie is chewies family grunting. Chewies dad watches a black dancer in some erotic 3d gift he got and has this perverted smile on his face the whole time. Storm troopers break in and bust up chewies little brothers room. There is even killing in this one of a kind christmas special.

A must see movie this holiday season. :rofl:


Edit::I found a review of this movie.
http://dir.salon.com/ent/tv/feature/2000/12/05/star_wars_tv/index.html

[Mezz DeJé]

Originally posted by jwo
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005S8KO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg That bear looks dead :confused: :(

[Matt Elder]

Hudson Hawk. No question.

The 1991 Captain America was certainly awful but given the direct to video nature and the shitty jobs marvel was doing of their movies at the time (Punisher with Dolph Laungran, Fantastic Four so bad it was never released), I suppose to expect anything decent is your own fault.

[wilsocn]

I see Carrie in the list. I think that movie is great. A classic if you ask me. :confused:

[MrKayne]

Hey, hey now. Don't knock Big Trouble in Little China, I saw that one as a kid. Of course everything is so much better when you were younger...

[Wizard of KOZ]

I can't believe no one posted this....

The best worst movie ever!!!!

http://www.kungfucinema.com/images/dvdcovers/lastdragon_columbia.gif

[SirRon]

If you ever wonder what bad acting looks like, watch "Stranded"
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001FVE22.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

After the first 10 minutes my brother and I knew it was going to be a bad movie. We just kept on watching so we can make fun of it.

Let me say again, WORST ACTING EVER!!!

One funny thing though, as the doctor and engineer wait to die in their space module because they're running low on power and air, the engineer tries to convince the doctor of their doom and the best thing to do is to "make each other feel good." She gets really pissed at him and tells him to jerk off..... next scene... you see him get up as he's zipping his pants.

[N D Hill]

Dragon Slayer

Jaws 3 and revenge

Scooby Doo

Anything at all with Stephen Segall, Jean-Claude Van Dam and unfortunately (though I think he kicks major ass) Jet Li (except Lethal Weapon 4)

Any alien or aliens rip-off such as Mimic, deep star 6 etc.

Starship Troopers: proof that special effects and a big budget can still produce a craptacular movie. Any casting director dumb enough to hire Caspar Van-Dien should be institutionalized are arrested for steeling studio money that's left over spending way under budget. There is no excuse whatsoever to put this person in a movie. You'd get better acting from one of those mounted singing fish that people seem to think are so funny or maybe from one of those coke cans that sway when you clap.

[N D Hill]

Originally posted by wilsocn
1978 star wars christmas special. It was a made for tv movie that was so bad that Lucas tried to erase it from existance. He did a pretty good job because most people havent seen it or heard about it. It had all the original actors except the guy who played obi wan.

The plot of the movie was getting chewie home for "life day" (christmas to me and you). The first 10 minutes of the movie is chewies family grunting. Chewies dad watches a black dancer in some erotic 3d gift he got and has this perverted smile on his face the whole time. Storm troopers break in and bust up chewies little brothers room. There is even killing in this one of a kind christmas special.

A must see movie this holiday season. :rofl:


Edit::I found a review of this movie.
http://dir.salon.com/ent/tv/feature/2000/12/05/star_wars_tv/index.html

lol

I think it was an omen of the crap to come if you ask me.

[Red_Rook]

Originally posted by Mezz DeJé
That bear looks dead :confused: :(
The bear IS dead.

[Chris J. Anderson!]

This is probably going a bit too far but.....


This is the worst movie I ever saw in my life. Me and my friends at some point went on a mission to watch all the coolest martial arts flicks, we ran into some pretty bad ones but this one was completely pointless!

http://www.chrisjanderson.com/Forumimages/Chan.jpg

There's some real funny shite in this thread!

BRYAN - I saw the cover box for 'Versus' and I thought exactly what you thought, that it was gonna be a kick ass martial artist flick. I was pretty tempted to rent that until I came to this thread.

Wizard Of KOZ - HAHAHAHA!! The Last Dragon!!

[N D Hill]

Originally posted by Mezz DeJé
That bear looks dead :confused: :(

now that you mention it, the guy with the beard looks dead too. He looks like he's been stuffed and mounted.

[Bammer]

Wow. How has nobody mentioned these two movies?
Dream Catcher is the only movie I've ever walked out on but
Cabin Boy is the only movie that I've seen (on TV) that has depressed me with being so god awful.
Worst movie ever!

[Rockhead]

I don't know if someone has mentioned this already, but the worst movie ever has got to be 1994's The Fantastic Four! This was so bad the rights holders bought back the finished film and destroyed it before it could see the light of day! My friend got a bootleg copy from a comic store and I watched it a couple weeks ago, it was terrible! The effects really are as bad as they appear in these pics, and it was 1994, I mean, we're talking post Jurassic Park here! This is right up there with my bootleg copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special, which is the second worst movie ever, two hours of crying and moaning Wookies!
http://www.cinefile.biz/ff1.jpghttp://www.cinefile.biz/ff11.jpghttp://www.cinefile.biz/ff2.jpg
http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swholiday/images/hug4.jpg http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swholiday/images/lifegang.jpg
http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swholiday/images/liferobes.jpg http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swholiday/images/lifemarch.jpg
That's Han hugging Lumpy, Chewbacca's son, and then Chewbacca in "Life-Day" robes, and then Chewie and family and then the wookies walking into the light in some strange Heaven's Gate thing. I don't know what the heck they were thinking. I have seen both of these films and they are definitely two of the all-time worst!
EDIT: I just noticed that Doom is flipping you off in that pic I posted lol, worst movie ever, there was actually a musical number planned for the original script with Doom and his hench men.

[SeraphSword]

First, Jet Li DOES kick major ass, some of his stuff over here hasn't been great, but check out Fist of Legend (the non sped-up version if you can get it).

Second, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA? Have you no soul?

I also don't agree with Dragonslayer or Brotherhood of the wolf (although I had no idea that Native Americans were so proficient in Kung-Fu). Titanic would be my entry for the category of: Why was this the most popular movie ever? I just didn't see anything special about it.

My only real addition to the list woud be Eyes Wide Shut, although maybe you can blame that on Kubrick dying while making it, but I doubt it. Just a meandering, soulless piece of crap if you ask me.

[Schlo-mo]

holy crap, I want your bootlegs~!!@!#

[N D Hill]

I disagree about brotherhood of the wolf as well. I thought that film was great. It was a little slow at times but it was very original, well concieved and well executed. The creature design for the Beast of Gévaudan was superb.

I only just now learned that it was based on an actual legend.

http://cryptozoo.monstrous.com/the_gevaudan_beast.htm

http://unmuseum.mus.pa.us/werewolf.htm

[fletchgirl]

GLITTER GLITTER GLITTER GLITTER... I know it's been mentioned.... but it's one of those movies you think'll be so bad they're good, BUT IT'S NOT. it's just fricken BAD. BAAAAAAAAAAD. :bash: erase it from my memory... auuugghhhhhhhh....

My sister votes for Mr. Bean. i haven't seen it, but I love the show!

[Alex Outbreak]

Leprechaun in the Hood (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1573628174/104-6569589-9933564?v=glance)

Holy shit! So horrible.
Big Trouble in Little China is a cult classic, can't bash on that.

[bRyaN]

Leprechaun in the Hood was indeed god awful...

It's good to see this thread going strong, now i feel like i contributed to CA.org...

[wes9000]

http://www.reel.com/content/boxart/vhs/8234.GIF
A Gnome Named Gnorm
so awesome
i love this horrible movie


http://www.reel.com/content/boxart/vhs/3492.GIF
"Bad Taste" is another so bad its good



http://www.reel.com/content/boxart/vhs/824.GIF
and the classic made for tv coke/mcdonalds endorsed E.T. ripoff "Mac and Me"...heh about the kid in wheel chair and his alien friend. wow. when Mac dances on the table at mcdonalds...amazing

[cybercyst]

interesting you named 'Versus'...that's one of my boyfriend's favorite movies; he loves the director, Ryuhei Kitamura. I haven't seen this movie, but I started watching Kitamura's 'Azumi' (http://shop.hkdvdstore.com/product_info.php?products_id=2225), which is based off of an old manga--and I kinda liked it, despite the ridiculous blood spurting around like waterfalls. It's worth a rent.

http://www.jp.playstation.com/psworld/dvd/features/030822/img/azumi/l.jpg

...My vote for one of the worst movies ever?...HELLBOY!!! Sorry, I thought it sucked. The editing was horrible, and I saw nothing representing Mike Mignola's style. Boooo!

[DeDSoL]

ok first off, this is a good thread; yet i bet 90 % of you are the people who cant stand sittin in a 2 hr long movie--which is the average now-- and if you dont understand or like the first 20 minutes you give up on it. Some of these movies i agree are bad. Some of these listed however are good, quite good. And if you seriously are telling me that you can stand to watch a chick flick you really need to mature a lil bit. Most chick flick are very good and quite comical. anyway. >>>

id say... maybe the one i think the worst movie i have SEEN is
get carter... just because of the story.

[Mezz DeJé]

Interesting comment DeDSoL :)

How can you review a movie that you haven't seen from start to finish? The worst movies might be those that we could not see from start to finish, but we could not place them together with our other entries for the worst movie to date. Though I believe that every entry here has been posted with some thought and the poster has seen the entire movie and analysed it to a certain extent.
This is a subjective matter, and if we are different people we will share different views of what is the worst movie.
I agree that some chick flicks are good; they can be so damn cute at times. :p

[DeDSoL]

thx, someones man enough to admit it besides me.

[exiztone]

I have to agree with Jwo when he said Storytelling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/). It was utter trash!

I'd also like to say, I'm very dissapointed in the person who said Big Trouble in Little China (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/). That movie was a damn fine piece of work! Putting that down is almost (but not quite) as bad as putting something like Die Hard down!

Anyway, for my pick, I know a lot of you are going to disagree. But I feel it was total garbage! But it's my opinion :p

My pick is: Donnie Darko (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246578/)

I felt it was the most pretentious piece of crap ever. Don't get me wrong, I love the psychotropic genre! I'm a big fan of Lynch, I like some of Cronenberg's work, also miscellaneous work like Un Chien Andalou (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0020530/) or Fight Club (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/). They were all enjoyable. But Donnie Darko was just trash. The acting was the worst I've seen, there was no character development because it was supposed oriented by the plot. But the plot was garbage... I never quite knew how it made it into the IMDB top 100, but I'm very surprised. I thought people had more sense than that.

I'm praying that amongst this vast forum, someone will agree with me. Just so I don't get flamed too badly. ;)

[DanSTC]

Originally posted by SeraphSword

Second, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA? Have you no soul?


I loved it when I first saw it, but years later after being exposed to the high-end (and classic) martial arts films, it seems kinda weak and silly considering its supposedly inspired source material. (Not to mention culturally insensitive.)

It's one of those movies where I fantasize about me traveling back in time and using my modern sensibilities to give the director some cheating advice on how to make the movie an overall stronger film.

[Vimmzy]

invincible
versus
jeepers creepers

in no specific order
there are loads of others but those three are then ones i kind of remember att he moment.. btw i didn't like The Ring or Ringu.. i don't seem to like scary movies since they don't scare me.. ;o

AZUMI rocks.. ;D

[village idiot]

so many ,so many,

slithis
inglorious bastards
the black gestapo
the evil beneath loch ness
rawhead rex
the rollerblade seven
that fuck in the face awful bonjovi vampire flick
john carpenters vampires
moulin rouge

if i didn't have to go home right now, this list would be enormous.

[Nadim]

http://cinesfera.no.sapo.pt/love%20actually.jpg

[Humtuk]

no way, i got you all beat, the worst movie ever has got to be monsturd by far

www.4321films.com/monsturd/

any movie where the monster is a man made out of poop, and has the tag line "dont get caught with your pants down" has got to be the worste movie ever

i cant believe that more people have tried to defend hook, that movie was kickass

[merd]

OK lets go:

*Warhammer - The final crusade
*Graveyard of the Zombies (some italian zombie movie from the 70th)
*Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (i can't understand why this is such a must-have-seen-movie; I think it's pretty bad)
*Project Peacemaker

Whats wrong with Bad Taste?

[Prometheus|ANJ]

I though Donnie Darko was :/ too, but hardly the worst movie ever (I liked the music).
LotR1-3 was pretty gay too, stupid repetive story, no chicks and too much male bonding. The designs did nothing for me. I only saw them once.
Matrix had some nice scenes, but the whole story just make me wanna puke.

Those are just mainstream movies I can't see why people like though. I suppose it's possible to dig up some independent movie that really sucks, but if I had to pick a few out of the mainsteam:

-Meet the feebles was pretty embarrasing.

-Super Mario bros.

-Pretty much all movies without a monster or a robot.


Badmovies.org has some interesting pics and videos btw.


oh, and I own Plan 9 from outer space.

[treeboy]

dont know about worst ever. But its up there

Robin and Marion

Sean Connery as an old Robin Hood and Audrey Hepburn as an aging Maid Marion.

with such a killer leading duo, youd think itd be good?

no...

its just bad....

really really bad

at first i thought it might be a sorta Monty Python spoof of a spoof...but no...it fails at being 'good bad.'

Arrows make missile noises when fired, and apparently armor during the crusades was made from aluminum buckets (or looked like that)

it was on TCM couple nights ago....BEWARE! *shiver*

[Robert.B]

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Red_Rook, you are so Wrong about Big Trouble in Little China. That movie was bad ass. End of story. I don't care to hear any rebuttles on this matter either.


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YEAH BIG TROUBLE IS BAD ASS I GREW UP WITH THAT ONE.

[Robert.B]

heres my little dump
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/kiafaquan/kazaam.jpg


http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/kiafaquan/pumpkinhead.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/kiafaquan/B00004RYH4.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/kiafaquan/ZOMBIE.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/kiafaquan/gummo.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/kiafaquan/dolemite.jpg

and im sorry even though i am a bruce lee fan this sucked
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/kiafaquan/game_death.gif

[Diesel]

the movie which will forever plague my mind is none other than "The one" starring Jet Lee . That was one sorry excuse for a movie... that movie was just wrong.. it shouldn't have ever come out... nasty.

[nofingers]

triple x. just plain sucked

[Lohan]

wwww.badmovies.org

[Kazz]

STARSHIP TROOPERS 2.

kthx.

Tippet himself admited it at a screener in SF. It was pretty funny to be there..

Before the showing...

Phil Tippett: "Who enjoyed Starship Troopers?"
The crowd: "Woohooo!! Me! Me! No, Meeee!"
Phil Tippett: "Well, you're in for a disappointment."

hah.. I mean they only had a 6mill budget but still..

-Kazz

[Groover McNab]

If anybody's seen the movie "Blackmale" that's gotta be in the running for worst movie ever. I only saw the last 15-20 minutes or so, and my head almost exploded.

[Summer Pudding]

They should play films like this to coma patients. It'd motivate me to get up and turn the telly off. I sat through this steaming turd the other night. My wife likes Julia Roberts and Susan Sarandon movies.

A small part of me died that night.

http://93ol.myrice.com/dyhb/shshp/shsh58.jpg

[Dextolen]

A gem called R.O.T.O.R. , The Mask (Jim Carrey) and Dungeons and Dragons

[Retinal Haze]

Baowulf with Christopher Lambert

[waronmars]

OMFG! I laughe my ass off at MONSTURD!!! Ahahaa that has to be the funniest thing I've seen for ages, my stomoch hurts from laughing so much at the website! GO WATCH THE TRAILER! HE"S MADE OF POOOOO! AHAahahah

I'm sorry but groundhog day is one ofmy fave movies, and hook shouldn't be here either...it was classic. Well maybe I'l change my mind if I watch them again...

Hmm...I remember seeing a movie a few years ago..IT...it was about killer clowns from outer space in the sewers, and like little monster piecesof popcorn, and a circus tent with Alien-like cocoons in it...gotta watch that one again. And don't forget Robin Hood; Men in tights. ;)

JURASSIC PARK 3 *shudder*

[Scubasteve]

Bad Taste was supposed to be a comedy. I love that flick! Did you know it was made by Peter Jackson?

On my bad movies list...

Armageddon...

And anything with Juliia Roberts...

[Corvus Corax]

Ya Armageddon Sux, seems like a movie for stupid people who want to feel better a/b themselves
Armageddon_ "a movie a/b the world saved by jackasses"

i don't watch to many movies, but I know
LOST IN SPACE blows royaly

[MrSmith]

armageddon was so stupid i kinda liked it. come on, you had to know what you were getting after The Rock and Con-Air. Brainless eye candy. Unfortunately, Bruckheimer decided he could take on Pearl Harbor, but 'stupid action' and 'historical tragedy' don't mix. that was a disaster.

But for an equally stupid movie (actually two) that tried to pass itself off as a highly intellectual one, there is the dreaded matrix sequels. Easily the most dissappointed i have ever been walking out of a movie theater. I know a few diehards still like those movies, but to me they were the most painful movie experiences of my life.

now i'm going to destroy my credibility by saying freddie got fingered was brilliant. BRILLIANT! any movie that can empty a movie theater in less than 20 minutes must be something special. i was the only one to watch it all the way through. you havent lived until you've sat through a movie with elephant ejaculation jokes.

[dakoscwash]

http://www.umov.com/productimages/zysrn.jpg

Ugh.. I actually watched like 45 minutes of this crap on hbo. It was so horrible it was funny.


Lmao wes! I remember Mac & Me. What a royal piece of crap

[Corvus Corax]

now i'm going to destroy my credibility by saying freddie got fingered was brilliant. BRILLIANT! any movie that can empty a movie theater in less than 20 minutes must be something special. i was the only one to watch it all the way through. you havent lived until you've sat through a movie with elephant ejaculation jokes.

Ha! i watched that horid movie twice through, and i've watched kung-pow many times through. Wow,
talk about high susceptability to highly dumb movies :D

[Wolfen]

Here is a few more stinkers...

'Stop or My Mom Will Shoot' with Sly Stallone and Estelle Getty.

'Mom and Dad Save the World' -- Bad movie, but definately a guilty pleasure here.

'Dont Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead' with Christina Applegate

'Remote Control' John Ritter.... 'nuff said... allthough the Three's Company joke in that movie was funny! "Jack where have you been?" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

[Scubasteve]

LOL! The world save by Jackassess! Independence Day is another movie with that theme!


What about really good movies you guys have seen. My favorite movie at the moment is momento. The Fellowship of the Ring is a close second. Of the LOTR movies, which do you guys like best? :crosseyed

[Corvus Corax]

GOOD MOVIE:
I just recentley watched 50 FIRST DATES,
and I thought it was pretty damn good,
they will ocationaly wing out unnessesary jokes,
but that only happened once or twice.

Overall it was a really enjoyable and unique movie.

[Scubasteve]

Yeah, I saw that one last night. I agree with you. Funny that you mention it, Lucy (Drew Barrymore), the girl in that movie suffers from the same (real, but very rare) brain damage condition as the guy (Guy Pearce) in Momento suffers from. Momento while having some funny moments, doesnt retain the light hearted feel that 50 first dates has. A great movie though, I recomend it highly!

[talmir]

My worst movie ever:

The nostril picker.

Basically a movie about a man that finds out the secret of illusion.. Appearing differently to others than he really is. Lo and behold.. he becoms a school girl. Kind of funny really seeing him interact with the girls as a mid 50s drunk loser and the girls interacting with him as one of the group... Still, Worst movie ever. Even plan nine from out of space beats this one to teh ground.

[TIM]

The absolute worst movie I have ever seen is

BAD BOYS 2

i think its because... well if you've seen it you know.

~t

[waronmars]

Tremors.
It had giant worms, and Americans that solve their problems by shooting anything that moves.

[Jason Manley]

zoolander. I got the only joke the first time. :)

[Jason Manley]

This is the worst movie I ever saw in my life. Me and my friends at some point went on a mission to watch all the coolest martial arts flicks, we ran into some pretty bad ones but this one was completely pointless!

http://www.chrisjanderson.com/Forumimages/Chan.jpg



DOOD you did not just choose the best jackie chan movie to date and put it up there. that thing is my favorite bad kung fu movie ever@@!!!

[Leia]

Big Trouble in Little China? I've seen that movie about 20 times. Classic I say! No way should it be on the worst movie list. The characters & creatures in that movie kicked ass. :)

http://www.conceptart.org/kittens/bt6.jpg

[pender]

It's been mentioned a few times already, but PUNISHER...my god,, at one point the dolfster and the yakuza are shooting at each other thru those paper walls....and missing :jump1:

[roger]

Matrix Reloaded, after this one I didn't bother to see revolutions.
Planet of the Apes, the Burton one.
Daredevil, stopped watching it after 30 minutes.
Reign of Fire, dammit I even paid to see this on a film festival, the director almost apologised for it before the movie started.
any Michael Bay movie.

I'm sure there are worst movies but these ones annoyed me quite a bit.

[pvrhye]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105402/
Sidekicks

EDIT: And the mack daddy of shitty movies Grease

[MrSmith]

Tremors.
It had giant worms, and Americans that solve their problems by shooting anything that moves.


what what? i loved that retarded ass movie. tremors 2 was awful though.

some people loved zoolander, but i think ben stiller is the most unfunny human being on the planet. i didnt even like him in dodgeball. i hope he dies.

[Scubasteve]

Yeah, the first Tremors wasn't too awful. And Reign of Fire considering the goofy premise, was handled pretty well. Who has seen Spider 2? I saw it, honeslty, I thought it was pretty good, but not great. Why do Doc Ock's tenticles make him mean? I didn't quite get that part...

[Denart]

The worst 100 films as determined by YOU! (well, maybe you)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

:D

[RoamDog]

I didn't read any of this thread because I know for a fact that Midnight Mass IS the worst movie of all time and no movie will ever knock it off it's top spot.

I wanted to dig my eyes out with an ice pick through out the whole 2 hours of the worst vampire ruling world and alcoholic boy touching priest and a fat ugly loud can't stop talking chick trying to save humanity by holding a mass in an old falling apart church.

I can honestly say, I've never seen, heard or was made aware of a more horrible film.
and who ever tried to prove me wrong, we rented it, watched it, and i was right in their eyes as well. hahaha
i think the budget in this movie was 2 bucks.
and that was probably for the oranges that fell out of the grocery bag.

[jwo]

after watching House of zee Dead, my future predictions are Alone in the dark, bloodrayne and far cry.

[RoamDog]

after accually reading through this thread.. I can't believe that Big trouble in little china was mentioned in this thread.
what a classic!
and Mulholland drive?
I guess who ever posted that doesn't like to think during movies.



oh forgot to mention, Hackers 2 was a bad movie.
like, nothing to do with the first one, which was great.

more bad movies:
Jason X
Freddy vs. Jason

1 movie is good, 2 is ok, 3 should be the limit damn it!!!

[Scubasteve]

Well, it may not be the worst movie ever, but it does have one of the worse endings ever. Matrix Revolutions!!! The humans and the robots basically call a truce! Come on, give me a break! That sucks! I liked the rest of the flick though...

[Nero's Master]

How 'bout this little number? :hmm:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v315/mollyball/stuff/102609_m_1_a_.jpg

[FIG]

Current worst movie ever: Catwoman. I mean I haven't actually seen it, but I did see 8 online clips that basically showed me what a mistake it is.

[jook]

I am outright surprised at how many of these mentioned movies I really like! Hook, Kung Pow, Equilibrium, Howard the Duck (?!?! really?!), Mars Attacks, Starship Troopers, Titanic, Muholland Drive, and Donnie Darko I though were all good ones...

Movies I hated though are as follows...

1. The Stupids. My number one worst movie of all time. just terrible...
2. Carnivore. A stupid stupid stupid movie.
3. Purple People Eater. Haha, I cant belive someone else even heard of this crap. I got this as a gift when I was a kid and I absolutely hated it even then.
4. Godsend. Just saw it in a Dollar theatre and it was dumb.

[MrSmith]

godsend was HORRIBLE. its like they couldnt figure out how to end that awful movie, so they just stopped filming and started rolling the credits.

[.cfb]

i loved godsend.

dammit.

[frosty]

Treeboy your right on that one. :(

How about Sly Stalone in Stop or my Mom will shoot? Really, really bad.

Natural Born Killers - ugh!

Scream

[RoamDog]

Stop or my Mom will shoot?

omg it's like you're going to say Planes, Trains, and Automobiles was a bad movie too.

god!
Classic comedies!!!

[Omero]

Just some that come to mind...

The Hulk
Battlefield Earth
Sweet November
Cabin Fever
Jeepers Creepers
Thirteen Ghosts
Rollerball (remake)
Halloween: Resurrection
Fear of the Dark

[Forge]

Rollerball the remake :dead: :dead:

Fast and furious 1 & 2, a movie for 14 years old young gangsta' hurgh !

daredevil ( don't tell me ben affleck is really an actor :nohope:

[frosty]

I must be into Momma shite lately, how about that one with Dan Devito - Throw mama from the train or another horrid one: - Fire walks with me or something.

Barbwire: with Pam, only good part was when she was watering herself down with water in the intro,......

[Redder]

Anyone say Catwomen? If not it has my vote...

[Red Mimic]

Has anyone ever seen a movie called "Voltar: The Invincible"?

It's a terrible animated film from the late 60s, early 70s made in Korea. At least I think its Korea, the south korean flag is all over the place and the bad guys have a lot of red stars (damn robot making commies).

I've never met anyone who has heard of it, and even the internet only contains a short blurb about it. Some idiots translated it to english in the 80s i guess and attached their keyboard midi music to it.

I somehow own it because my mom bought a bunch of old transformers videos when I was 5 or so and somehow she found this as well thinking it was the same thing.

This movie has karate robots, rotary phones of the future, wierd colours, midgets who vow vengence through walls, wrestling robots, low flying jumbo jets, tea-kettle robots, floating eyes, gigantic hands, frequent eye-twinkles with eye-twinkle sound effects, bell bottoms, finger missles, lightning hands, invincible robot noses and the ultimate "Pepper and Water Laser".

I own it and will one day upload it to the internet for all to see! It is great to watch drunk and I try to watch it once in awhile for laughs.

[Lauren Short]

besides qutie a few that i saw, i'd have to say one my least favorite movies at this moment has to be the league of extraordinary gentlemen.....damn that movie sucked ass

[Presence]

De List...

10. Knock Off :dead:
9. Battlefield Earth :yawn:
8. Wing Commander :zzz:
7. XxX :pump:
6. Mortal Combat: Annihilation :uzi2:
5. T3 :bs:
4. Streetfighter :404sign:
3. 2 fast 2 furious :stfu:
2. Star Wars 2&3 :frustrated: :frustrated: :frustrated:

And the all time worst movie...of all time is....GIGLI!! I got your bull right here Afleck! :muscle:

[Main Loop]

[QUOTE=Red Mimic]
This movie has karate robots, rotary phones of the future, wierd colours, midgets who vow vengence through walls, wrestling robots, low flying jumbo jets, tea-kettle robots, floating eyes, gigantic hands, frequent eye-twinkles with eye-twinkle sound effects, bell bottoms, finger missles, lightning hands, invincible robot noses and the ultimate "Pepper and Water Laser".
QUOTE]

A movie with all that cannot possibly be the worst ever.. especially with rotary phones of the future

[Red Mimic]

Guess so, just seems that some of the movies listed are so bad they are good. I do enjoy this movie a lot too because its one of the few things I viewed in my childhood that I share the same opinion of now. Even at a young age I knew something was terribly wrong with this movie.

[Undertow]

after watching House of zee Dead, my future predictions are Alone in the dark, bloodrayne and far cry.
I can't believe that it took 3 pages for someone to say
House of the Dead!!!! Jeez, we've got people commiting blasphemy by saying Big Trouble in Little China sucks and no one mentioned House of the Dead?!!! pfft.. I'm dissapointed
-Mike

[heliosphan]

i can't belive nobody has mentioned "manos" the hand of fate. The only copies you can find nowadays are MST3K.
there are three reasons why this is the worst movie ever made
1. the director made the film because he lost a bet
2. the director denied the films existence as long as he lived
3. many of the actors commited suicide after the film was released

[Tiina]

I'm going to have to say Van Helsing.

Disagree if you must, but I could not take it seriously. I anticipated that movie SO MUCH. I even bought a shirt! And I wouldn't watch it again if I were paid for it. Those classical characters all in one movie like that had so much potental, and the movie just mocked them in my oppinion.

And with that aside I'll add The Hulk, Dragon Fighter, Underworld, & Matrix Reloaded.

[Groover McNab]

I think I might be the only guy in the country that liked The Hulk, except for the last 20 minutes, which was puuuuure shit.

[Silvertone]

ok, if you had to chose,which two sequels sucked MORE _

STAR WARS episode 1&2 or MATRIX 2&3?
I gotta go with star wars.When that one droid first said "roger roger" I almost threw up.However,the Matrix3's ending was unparalleled in crapness.

[Soupy]

This thread rules haha

1.http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Terror%20Toons.jpg

Terror Toons really is the worst movie ever. The budget was $2,300 and it took 3 days to make. You need to watch it cause it's so freakin' bad its funny.

2. http://www.gradingthemovies.com/html/mv/images/steel_box.jpg

3. http://www.by.js.cn/movie/0829/poster_s1.jpg

I'll think of more later....Keep this thread going! :needle:

[helix7]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/american-splendor/american-splendor-poster01.jpg

Ok.. I know this movie won awards at Sundance and Cannes, and it's about a comic writer (i'm a comic junkie) so I should enjoy it, right? Well for only the second time in my life (first time was during My Blue Heaven) I actually had to stop watching. I got about 35 minutes into it and I just couldn't take it anymore. Maybe this is just one of those films that I don't get or I just couldn't find any level to appreciate it on, but for whatever reason, I just came to a point where I wanted to pull the DVD out of the player and cut my wrists with it. And this was one of those fun moments where you're watching the movie with your girlfriend and hating every second of it, but you don't say anything in case she is into it. But once we got around the half-hour mark, I could tell she was bored too, and when I finally said something she goes "Oh thank god, I thought it was just me. I can't take anymore of this crap!"

And since it's mentioned above, add My Blue Heaven to the list. I walked out of the theater during that one.

[nardfrog]

The three shittiest movies i have ever seen are:

House of a thousands corpses, DareDevil, and Cabin Fever.

some of you ppl have crazy ass opinions. I think t3 kick ass.

[Soupy]

yea ur right ppl do have some crazy opinions...but so do u. House of 1k corpses is one of my fav movies, man!! That movie's twisted...i love it. :tihi:

[alti]

this movie was so bad that people dont even claim it existst.


Starship troopers 2



if you have not heard about it, beleive me it exists... and oh my god,,
you can watch it for about 12 mins before you know you are actually getting dumber.
i hated this movie , its an abomination

[Soupy]

There's no way it's worse than Terror Toons, lemme tell ya....... :nohope:

[Sok N. Wett]

Stacy: Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies.....nuff said.

Oh and Big Trouble in Little China rocked people's balls, that's all i got to say.

[warmtoast]

Hi everyone, this is my first post :wink:

I have to agree with Tiina on all her choices (apart from Dragon fighter which I haven't seen)
The Hulk was nothing like the series from the 70's, I mean where was the sad music at the end
Undeworld was just like a 2 hour long music video with all the stylish shots and an excuse to get old Beckinsale in PVC. (oh, same goes for van helsing)
and the matrix was amazing for the first film, I found the 2nd and 3rd films useful for setting the brightness/contrast on my television - just keep turning the contrast up untill keanus leather trousers are completely black, works everytime.

oh, Jim CArey in the Grinch was uggghh and Love actually was also....not very good.

[0kelvin]

I liked Hulk.

A couple weeks ago I saw the king of versus movies. Screw Freddy vs. Jason. Screw Alien vs. Predator. Screw The People vs. Larry Flynt. I saw motherfreaking Boa vs. Python.

An evil billionaire imports an 80 foot python for him and a group of rich hunters to release and hunt. But it gets away and the FBI recruit a scientist with a similarly huge boa to release that snake to hunt the first.

Also, in what may be the greatest scene in cinematic history, the 80 foot Python eats a girl's boyfriend and then performs cunnilingus on her for thirty seconds before eating her. Without her noticing, by the way.

All in all, one classy flick.


0kelvin

[FusionGTX]

Steel
Kazaam (Shaquille O'Neal is a billionaire with no fucking talent he cant shoot freethrows yet he is an nba super star he cant act yet he is in movies.. the world is such a fair place to live in..)

and Malabus most wanted sucked cock two

[warmtoast]

I've heard about that Boa vs Python - someone else told me that it was a cool film (altough i think it scored about 3 out of 10 of IMdB)
Hasnt it got the scientist/Doctor out of Stargate Atlantis in it?

:afroboy:

[Chris J. Anderson!]

The Forgotten - Only because it started out so great, but towards the end, when you realize what the story is about, you see how dumb most of the characters really are. It may not be the worst movie, but surely one of the dumbest movies on the map! The biggest let down!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/the_forgotten/

[Reotharmus]

this might be controversial...

AI.. man i want my 3 hours back.. god owe's me them.. the visuals were stunning but rest man that was poor..

The Village.. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FILM.. mega hyped.. guys done great work (Unbreakable is an awsome film) and then this, group of people living in a park who dress up as bird-porcupine cross breads.. shit

PEARL HARBOUR!!!! need i say more.

the new Italian Job.. the original was just too damned good to even try but did it stop them..

Alien Ressurection.. just no need for it.

[Chris J. Anderson!]

FOCK!!!

Reotharmus: I forgot about Alien Ressurection!

[hito]

Matrix Reloaded, 30 minute movie with 90 minute mind-numbing [in a bad way] action.

Looney Toons: Back in Action, so bad it made the stadium seats feel like hemerroid causing stools

RE-2 - its not bad/its not good. Its so mediocre that I regret seeing it for free. Its so mediocre that its not worth remembering at all. Its so mediocre that its worse than being terribly bad.

Not even Milla's erect nipples could save the movie from horrible mediocrity.

[USER777]

my choice for "the worst movie ever" is
VAN HELSING

.. lol.. that frankestein monster was cute tho!

[Saga]

Personally, one of the few movies I had to turn off half way through was the Fifth Element, it was too painfull to watch.

[Blackwell]

"Master of Disguise."
Worst. Movie. Ever.

It's sad, because Dana Carvey used to be pretty funny; this movie sucked so much donkey, you wouldn't believe it. It did have a smoking hot Italian girl in it, though. And the evil guy's propensity to fart when he was laughing maniacally was good for a chuckle. But farts are always funny!

Big Trouble in Little China is a classic. A cheesy classic, but still a classic. Obviously not a movie that takes itself seriously, so there's no way you can call it the worst.

And Mulholland Drive? NO WAY. That movie was great, and still disturbs me to this day. That's definitely one that needs to be watched multiple times (and not just to re-watch Naomi Watts lezzing it up with that other hottie.) Trying to figure out what this was about consumed me for a week after watching it, and I had to keep re-watching certain scenes, like the one with the two guys talking in the diner, and then going out to the dumpster in the back. Great stuff, and Naomi was phenomenal in it.

[Saga]

Heh, see that posts listing on my last message? First for this site. I just joined :confident

[WildSpruceMoose]

http://66.70.254.21/boxart/FutureSport.jpg

FUTURE SPORT! It is infact so bad, that everytime it airs on tv, I HAVE to watch it. I first saw it because I had trouble getting to sleep in the afternoon when I got home from work, so I'd normally watch movies because day time television only has programs for 50+ or 10-. I happened upon this film one Saturday afternoon on Fox and haven't forgetten it since. Definetly check it out if you can, so bad in a good way I guess...

[MuffinMan]

from my experience of seeing versus and the returner...
japanese SUCK at acting...they just suck balls!
they try too much to be cool and act like manga/anime characters.
i luaghed through both movies at how stupid they were.

[negativespace]

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield starring David Hasselhoff.
Actually a TV movie but I sat through the whole thing.
http://digilander.libero.it/davidhasselhoff/foto/nickfury/fury1.jpg

[Rkhon]

How about any of the movies they spoof on Mystery Science Theater 3000?

I like really bad movies, my friends and I have a good time when watching them...they make the best comedies.

This one was REALLY bad...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/Barroth/thirdworldcop.bmp

So was this...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/Barroth/newjackcity.bmp
A classic line from this one that i still say to this day... "I wanna kill you so bad, my dick is hard"

so many other bad flicks, and alot of movies that shouldn't be on here as well.

[hoopa]

critical mass - really bad rip off of any action movie ever made

I'm gonna cop hell for this, but the passion of the christ.
nothing against the story, or the acting, it just seemed a little unessecary to make a moive out of it to me. I can't really see how beating the crap out of some guy, for no apparent reason, for 2 and a half hours is really making for a good movie. Theres got to be better ways.

[S51]

http://img2.cinestore.com/photo/zoom1/10/10989.jpg

It's almost better in french. TUER OU ETRE TUE!

[Yoell]

:ai: :at: :as: :ap: :aa: :at:

:am: :aa: :as: :at: :ae: :ar: :ao: :af: :ad: :ai: :as: :ag: :au: :ai: :as: :ae:

:ag: :au: :am: :am: :ao:

Drew

[mos667]

s51: Oh my god!! It is the nipple guy from bloodsport!

I love Big Trouble in Little China, it has the best script ever

"Hey, I need to tell you something before we die."
"Whats that?"
"You have the biggest penis I have ever seen."
"Thanks!"

[MuffinMan]

s51: Oh my god!! It is the nipple guy from bloodsport!

I love Big Trouble in Little China, it has the best script ever

"Hey, I need to tell you something before we die."
"Whats that?"
"You have the biggest penis I have ever seen."
"Thanks!"

yeah big trouble in little china was great, especially the exloding dude..:)

[S51]

Yeah, Bolo Yeung did a lot of martial arts movies (he was Chong-Li in Bloodsport and Bolo in Enter the Dragon), though none quite as horrible as this.

[toussman80]

the most stupid film ever made is armageddon....

i think that everybody has to agree with this... street zombies is muche better...

[JERI]

Dunno if this has been posted, but here's the current worst 100 films according to IMDB

1 Phat Girlz (2006) 1.7 (795 votes)
2 Going Overboard (1989) 1.8 (2258 votes)
3 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 1.9 (9396 votes)
4 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 1.9 (1548 votes)
5 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.9 (3483 votes)
6 Troll 2 (1990) 1.9 (2998 votes)
7 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 1.9 (4111 votes)
8 Backyard Dogs (2000) 2.0 (1606 votes)
9 In the Mix (2005) 2.0 (2512 votes)
10 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 2.0 (1027 votes)
11 Glitter (2001) 2.0 (6952 votes)
12 Love in Paris (1997) 2.0 (849 votes)
13 House of the Dead (2003) 2.1 (7454 votes)
14 Honeymooners, The (2005) 2.1 (2275 votes)
15 Anus Magillicutty (2003) 2.1 (2278 votes)
16 Son of the Mask (2005) 2.1 (4258 votes)
17 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2.1 (2715 votes)
18 Chairman of the Board (1998) 2.1 (1102 votes)
19 You Got Served (2004) 2.1 (8995 votes)
20 Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) 2.1 (2546 votes)
21 Kazaam (1996) 2.1 (4802 votes)
22 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.2 (2824 votes)
23 Alone in the Dark (2005) 2.2 (7975 votes)
24 BloodRayne (2005) 2.2 (3953 votes)
25 Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.2 (4156 votes)
26 Simon Sez (1999) 2.2 (1165 votes)
27 'Manos': The Hands of Fate (1966) 2.2 (11736 votes)
28 American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989) 2.3 (750 votes)
29 Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004) 2.3 (1079 votes)
30 Gigli (2003) 2.3 (14471 votes)
31 Cool as Ice (1991) 2.3 (1739 votes)
32 Meatballs III: Summer Job (1986) 2.3 (784 votes)
33 Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985) 2.3 (973 votes)
34 It's Pat (1994) 2.3 (3355 votes)
35 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 2.4 (18532 votes)
36 Ed (1996) 2.4 (950 votes)
37 Garbage Pail Kids Movie, The (1987) 2.4 (944 votes)
38 Bolero (1984) 2.4 (1668 votes)
39 Hercules in New York (1970) 2.4 (3678 votes)
40 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.5 (6674 votes)
41 Marci X (2003) 2.5 (1442 votes)
42 Smokers, The (2000) 2.5 (1063 votes)
43 Shanghai Surprise (1986) 2.5 (1160 votes)
44 NeverEnding Story III, The (1994) 2.5 (1252 votes)
45 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 2.5 (7036 votes)
46 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.6 (3528 votes)
47 Hobgoblins (1988) 2.6 (2627 votes)
48 Underclassman (2005) 2.6 (896 votes)
49 Captain America (1991) 2.6 (1929 votes)
50 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2.6 (2849 votes)
51 ATL (2006) 2.6 (1032 votes)
52 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 2.6 (1605 votes)
53 Out for a Kill (2003) 2.6 (1453 votes)
54 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.7 (2620 votes)
55 Aquamarine (2006) 2.7 (1067 votes)
56 Ringmaster (1998) 2.7 (1986 votes)
57 Date Movie (2006) 2.7 (5008 votes)
58 Horror of Party Beach, The (1964) 2.7 (693 votes)
59 Rollerball (2002) 2.7 (6960 votes)
60 Foreigner, The (2003) 2.7 (1492 votes)
61 Can't Stop the Music (1980) 2.8 (793 votes)
62 Shaggy Dog, The (2006) 2.8 (1281 votes)
63 Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) 2.8 (6939 votes)
64 Black Eagle (1988) 2.8 (948 votes)
65 Rhinestone (1984) 2.8 (1416 votes)
66 Mr. Nanny (1993) 2.8 (2390 votes)
67 Gospel, The (2005) 2.8 (866 votes)
68 Children of the Corn III (1995) 2.8 (1108 votes)
69 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 2.8 (1699 votes)
70 Mac and Me (1988) 2.9 (2033 votes)
71 Spice World (1997) 2.9 (10210 votes)
72 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 2.9 (973 votes)
73 Track of the Moon Beast (1976) 2.9 (666 votes)
74 Werewolf (1996) 2.9 (1469 votes)
75 Zaat (1975) 2.9 (858 votes)
76 Alien Autopsy (2006) 2.9 (735 votes)
77 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 2.9 (3820 votes)
78 Eegah (1962) 2.9 (1791 votes)
79 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996) 2.9 (1470 votes)
80 Crossroads (2002) 2.9 (11355 votes)
81 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 2.9 (8029 votes)
82 King Kong Lives (1986) 2.9 (1052 votes)
83 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 2.9 (1532 votes)
84 Mitchell (1975) 2.9 (1679 votes)
85 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994) 3.0 (903 votes)
86 Mangler, The (1995) 3.0 (1826 votes)
87 Beast of Yucca Flats, The (1961) 3.0 (1212 votes)
88 Bad News Bears Go to Japan, The (1978) 3.0 (751 votes)
89 Monster a-Go Go (1965) 3.0 (1437 votes)
90 Alien from L.A. (1988) 3.0 (923 votes)
91 Wild World of Batwoman, The (1966) 3.0 (1633 votes)
92 Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II, The (1985) 3.0 (900 votes)
93 Cop and ½ (1993) 3.0 (2284 votes)
94 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 3.0 (1106 votes)
95 Annapolis (2006) 3.0 (1368 votes)
96 Bleeders (1997) 3.0 (691 votes)
97 Big Momma's House 2 (2006) 3.0 (3035 votes)
98 Street Fighter (1994) 3.0 (10480 votes)
99 Demon Island (2002) 3.0 (812 votes)
100 Madea's Family Reunion (2006) 3.0 (1902 votes)

[asoir]

One of the Trollz 2 guys posts on the imdb comments for it, hilarious stuff. People give him and insane amount of compliments.
Manos SHOULD be the worst though...It's not right for it being 27...

[CruShTinbOX]

This movie has karate robots, rotary phones of the future, wierd colours, midgets who vow vengence through walls, wrestling robots, low flying jumbo jets, tea-kettle robots, floating eyes, gigantic hands, frequent eye-twinkles with eye-twinkle sound effects, bell bottoms, finger missles, lightning hands, invincible robot noses and the ultimate "Pepper and Water Laser".


Holy shit! That sounds more like the BEST movie ever!

[seba_boi]

i can't belive nobody has mentioned "manos" the hand of fate. The only copies you can find nowadays are MST3K.
there are three reasons why this is the worst movie ever made
1. the director made the film because he lost a bet
2. the director denied the films existence as long as he lived
3. many of the actors commited suicide after the film was releasedDamn!... I really should see this film now!!!!... Even the title is stupid... "Manos" means hands... So translated, it's "Hands: Hands Of Fate".... lol...

[odedenator]

well
you guys made some good points there, but why no one is talking about "Transporter II"?

I saw it and forced myself to see it till the end.
I have never before,nor since, seen a movie that every second of it, every single frame, sucked.

It's truely amazing.

It's a "must see" for every film maker, to study this movie closely, and remember to always to the opposite.


ok, I think you got my drift....

[seba_boi]

Dunno if this has been posted, but here's the current worst 100 films according to IMDB

1 Phat Girlz (2006) 1.7 (795 votes)
2 Going Overboard (1989) 1.8 (2258 votes)
3 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 1.9 (9396 votes)
4 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 1.9 (1548 votes)
5 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.9 (3483 votes)
6 Troll 2 (1990) 1.9 (2998 votes)
7 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 1.9 (4111 votes)
8 Backyard Dogs (2000) 2.0 (1606 votes)
9 In the Mix (2005) 2.0 (2512 votes)
10 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 2.0 (1027 votes)
11 Glitter (2001) 2.0 (6952 votes)
12 Love in Paris (1997) 2.0 (849 votes)
13 House of the Dead (2003) 2.1 (7454 votes)
14 Honeymooners, The (2005) 2.1 (2275 votes)
15 Anus Magillicutty (2003) 2.1 (2278 votes)
16 Son of the Mask (2005) 2.1 (4258 votes)
17 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2.1 (2715 votes)
18 Chairman of the Board (1998) 2.1 (1102 votes)
19 You Got Served (2004) 2.1 (8995 votes)
20 Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) 2.1 (2546 votes)
21 Kazaam (1996) 2.1 (4802 votes)
22 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.2 (2824 votes)
23 Alone in the Dark (2005) 2.2 (7975 votes)
24 BloodRayne (2005) 2.2 (3953 votes)
25 Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.2 (4156 votes)
26 Simon Sez (1999) 2.2 (1165 votes)
27 'Manos': The Hands of Fate (1966) 2.2 (11736 votes)
28 American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989) 2.3 (750 votes)
29 Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004) 2.3 (1079 votes)
30 Gigli (2003) 2.3 (14471 votes)
31 Cool as Ice (1991) 2.3 (1739 votes)
32 Meatballs III: Summer Job (1986) 2.3 (784 votes)
33 Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985) 2.3 (973 votes)
34 It's Pat (1994) 2.3 (3355 votes)
35 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 2.4 (18532 votes)
36 Ed (1996) 2.4 (950 votes)
37 Garbage Pail Kids Movie, The (1987) 2.4 (944 votes)
38 Bolero (1984) 2.4 (1668 votes)
39 Hercules in New York (1970) 2.4 (3678 votes)
40 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.5 (6674 votes)
41 Marci X (2003) 2.5 (1442 votes)
42 Smokers, The (2000) 2.5 (1063 votes)
43 Shanghai Surprise (1986) 2.5 (1160 votes)
44 NeverEnding Story III, The (1994) 2.5 (1252 votes)
45 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 2.5 (7036 votes)
46 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.6 (3528 votes)
47 Hobgoblins (1988) 2.6 (2627 votes)
48 Underclassman (2005) 2.6 (896 votes)
49 Captain America (1991) 2.6 (1929 votes)
50 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2.6 (2849 votes)
51 ATL (2006) 2.6 (1032 votes)
52 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 2.6 (1605 votes)
53 Out for a Kill (2003) 2.6 (1453 votes)
54 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.7 (2620 votes)
55 Aquamarine (2006) 2.7 (1067 votes)
56 Ringmaster (1998) 2.7 (1986 votes)
57 Date Movie (2006) 2.7 (5008 votes)
58 Horror of Party Beach, The (1964) 2.7 (693 votes)
59 Rollerball (2002) 2.7 (6960 votes)
60 Foreigner, The (2003) 2.7 (1492 votes)
61 Can't Stop the Music (1980) 2.8 (793 votes)
62 Shaggy Dog, The (2006) 2.8 (1281 votes)
63 Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) 2.8 (6939 votes)
64 Black Eagle (1988) 2.8 (948 votes)
65 Rhinestone (1984) 2.8 (1416 votes)
66 Mr. Nanny (1993) 2.8 (2390 votes)
67 Gospel, The (2005) 2.8 (866 votes)
68 Children of the Corn III (1995) 2.8 (1108 votes)
69 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 2.8 (1699 votes)
70 Mac and Me (1988) 2.9 (2033 votes)
71 Spice World (1997) 2.9 (10210 votes)
72 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 2.9 (973 votes)
73 Track of the Moon Beast (1976) 2.9 (666 votes)
74 Werewolf (1996) 2.9 (1469 votes)
75 Zaat (1975) 2.9 (858 votes)
76 Alien Autopsy (2006) 2.9 (735 votes)
77 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 2.9 (3820 votes)
78 Eegah (1962) 2.9 (1791 votes)
79 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996) 2.9 (1470 votes)
80 Crossroads (2002) 2.9 (11355 votes)
81 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 2.9 (8029 votes)
82 King Kong Lives (1986) 2.9 (1052 votes)
83 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 2.9 (1532 votes)
84 Mitchell (1975) 2.9 (1679 votes)
85 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994) 3.0 (903 votes)
86 Mangler, The (1995) 3.0 (1826 votes)
87 Beast of Yucca Flats, The (1961) 3.0 (1212 votes)
88 Bad News Bears Go to Japan, The (1978) 3.0 (751 votes)
89 Monster a-Go Go (1965) 3.0 (1437 votes)
90 Alien from L.A. (1988) 3.0 (923 votes)
91 Wild World of Batwoman, The (1966) 3.0 (1633 votes)
92 Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II, The (1985) 3.0 (900 votes)
93 Cop and ½ (1993) 3.0 (2284 votes)
94 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 3.0 (1106 votes)
95 Annapolis (2006) 3.0 (1368 votes)
96 Bleeders (1997) 3.0 (691 votes)
97 Big Momma's House 2 (2006) 3.0 (3035 votes)
98 Street Fighter (1994) 3.0 (10480 votes)
99 Demon Island (2002) 3.0 (812 votes)
100 Madea's Family Reunion (2006) 3.0 (1902 votes)Is it me or do I not see any Ed Wood films?...

[BuckWeisel]

im probaly gonna hang for this one

Lord of the Rings(the first of the new series). I mean damn, he'd travel, stop and get told to take the ring to the mountian, travel, stop and get told, travel. I know the book is probaly way better, but the movie was too long and drawn out.

"Get Carter"
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
"U520"(the submarine movie with bon jovi in it)
"Scary Movie 3"
"Double Dragon"

[TheDirtSyndicate]

Dirty Love (Written by Jenny McCarthy)

"Is it possible to describe the experience of watching a film written by Jenny McCarthy?
Imagine an evening of several degrees below zero. Sleet falls with unnatural force, and the wind is so brisk as to stifle all other sound. You are naked, covered in boils, and the only sensation you feel is that of a slow-moving concertina-wire working its way across your scrotum. The first cut, while quick, is brutally deep, and the night air is punctured just slightly by the distant sound of your testicles falling helplessly to the ground. Then, with a sudden jolt, a bus load of slightly retarded, heretofore chained and starved midgets descend upon your bleeding shell. They are released, cocks at the ready, and proceed to nibble away that which isn’t being stroked, rubbed, and viciously penetrated by defiant, scabbed-over nubs. Left for dead, you at last drift away to the undiscovered country, but not before being surrounded by the same, now sated wee ones, forced to endure a lengthy, ritualized chant, and made to drown beneath unending streams of bitter urine. Peace at last, the DVD is ejected. "
- Matt Cale of ruthlessreviews.com

[Bammer]

well
you guys made some good points there, but why no one is talking about "Transporter II"?

I saw it and forced myself to see it till the end.
I have never before,nor since, seen a movie that every second of it, every single frame, sucked.

It's truely amazing.

It's a "must see" for every film maker, to study this movie closely, and remember to always to the opposite.


ok, I think you got my drift....

Transporter 2 was the greatest! You just have no appreciation for the finer things in life, like watching two guys fist fight on a plane as it crashs into the ocean, and then see them continue their fist fight while swimming to the surface. Transporter 2 was like a cartoon that god would make if he had the skill and inclination to make a live action cartoon.

Worst movie of all time is still The Four Feathers.

[Clintmilne]

The Troll i think it was the troll 2 sucked mager limes! At first i thought it was one of those wierd movies for lil kids with evil lil creatures until it goes to a caravan filled with guys talking about horny Chicks.......from there on i was magoiuraly confused. Example- 1 He didnt seem worried at all that there were troll walking around da bush did he see them? yea and he told them to stuff of so they threw a spear into him an inch deep.
Example two- Some random chick apeared with bright green stuff(blood?) and they went too a crazy over actors house who had every thing filled with dry ice...... it was about the time that she offered her a drink of slimy green goo that was filled with dry ice (wich she drank gt sick and died green blood driping every were) that i forced grandad to change chanel

[Clintmilne]

Oh yea and y i thought it was a kids movie was because at the start some kid had too pee on his parents food to stop them from dieing! suposingly time was stopped as they were gunna eat there plastic food even then they were blinking and slightly moving enough too piss you off ..... this movie is annoying in the hypnotising way dnt watch..........

[Saimon]

The New World

Good god its so booooooring. Terrence Malick can shoot light through trees and water bubbling over rocks brilliantly, but thats no excuse to do for nearly 3 goddamn hours. What dialogue there is is rendered inaudible thanks to Colin Farrell overgrown face-bush and the other actor's random mumblings.....

Gah I hate this film with a passion...

seba_boi: Is it me or is Uwe Bolls entire repertoire seem to be on that list...

[N D Hill]

Is it me or do I not see any Ed Wood films?...

Hey now. 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' had it's good moments. Personally, I'm more surprised by the strange lack of Will Smith movies.

[Scubasteve]

Some of Smiths movies aren't bad. I rather liked Wild Wild West, Enemy of the State and I robot wasn't too bad.

Armaggedon is one I dislike quite a bit. Some scenes are fine, but the whole concept of making Oil drilling more difficult then going into space is just plain dumb. Not to mention the duke boy space jump and crash landing on an asteroid, etc. etc. Im sure theirs other movies out much worse, but this is the one I keep remember.

[seba_boi]

Hey now. 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' had it's good moments. Personally, I'm more surprised by the strange lack of Will Smith movies.
Well, I saw some clips of Glen Or Glenda, and I'd never seen bad taste gone to these levels... haha.... But then again, I've never seen John Water's Pink Flamingo to see Divine eat fresh dog poo...

[walnut]

Hmm, anyone ever seen Female Vampire? That movie bored me to death like you wouldn't believe. Never gonna watch anything by 70's spanish sleaze cult movie makers ever again.
And i stopped watching King Arthur after a good 20 minutes. 20 minutes completely gone to waste.